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  1. if (!fade){
  2. text="Press Enter to run Iji in fullscreen mode (recommended)."
  3. text2="Press Escape to run in windowed mode."
  4.  
  5.  
  6. //OH HEY YOU FOUND ONE OF SAIUS'S SMALL CHANGES HE TRIES TO DO TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL LIKE HE'S CONTRIBUTED
  7. if (splash == 0) {
  8. text3="By picking either of these options, you are entering Hell."
  9. }
  10. else if (splash == 1) {
  11. text3="Cops. That's what the sunuva bitch uses against black people.";
  12. }
  13. else if (splash == 2) {
  14. text3="PS7LL!743";
  15. }
  16. else if (splash == 3) {
  17. text3="This WILL suck.";
  18. }
  19. else if (splash == 4) {
  20. text3="This is probably the only normal part of this Repaint.";
  21. }
  22. else if (splash == 5) {
  23. text3="What the hell is an Iji? -Everyone looking at this game.";
  24. }
  25. else if (splash == 6) {
  26. text3="SSD be damned.";
  27. }
  28. else if (splash == 7) {
  29. text3="You cannot grasp such concepts.";
  30. }
  31. else if (splash == 8) {
  32. text3="Senses are gonna work overtime.";
  33. }
  34. else if (splash == 9) {
  35. text3="Deus Ex and Malkavian Mod references are gonna come, alright.";
  36. }
  37. else if (splash == 10) {
  38. text3="Games Repainted streaming a game almost nobody knows about?";
  39. }
  40. else if (splash == 11) {
  41. text3="PS7LL!743";
  42. }
  43. else if (splash == 12) {
  44. text3="This WILL suck.";
  45. }
  46. else if (splash == 13) {
  47. text3="Cops. That's what the sunuva bitch uses against black people.";
  48. }
  49. else if (splash == 14) {
  50. text3="If you're wondering, the most recent update for the original game took seven years, since 2010."
  51. }
  52. else if (splash == 15) {
  53. text3="Anything goes, even this game.";
  54. }
  55. else if (splash == 16) {
  56. text3="In-jokes abound, hope you're crazy enough to understand some of them.";
  57. }
  58. else if (splash == 17) {
  59. text3="This game is not Undertale; don't make that comparison.";
  60. }
  61. else if (splash == 18) {
  62. text3="Who the fuck is this SSD guy, anyway?";
  63. }
  64.  
  65.  
  66. text4="Superfinite is not responsible for any brain cells lost playing this bastardization of Iji."
  67.  
  68. draw_text_sprite(64,156,text,28,672,spr_text_special,32,1);
  69. draw_text_sprite(64,184,text2,28,672,spr_text_white,32,1);
  70. draw_text_sprite(64,240,text3,28,672,spr_text_white,32,1);
  71. draw_text_sprite(64,324,text4,28,672,spr_text_white,32,1);
  72. }
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