[Satyr/FR] Timber's Troubles Chapter 1

>Day Dig Bick in Equestria.
>You let off a sigh as you sit opposite from Mumble, stuck with your sisters and their friends.
>”Your move Timber.”
>Drawing your attention to the game of checkers, you see that Mumble has taken two of your pieces and kinged herself.
“... Why are we playing this again?”
>She looks to you with indifference in her eyes.
>”Well, we could either keep playing, or join that...”
>She points to the group of girls congregated in Ivy's room.
>As far as you can tell, they are talking about typical girl stuff.
>You have to admit, you are surprised that Ivy's room could hold six other Satyrs, not including you and Mumble.
>”So, what's it going to be?”
>Sighing, you look at the board and uncross your legs.
>It felt weird being alone at home, surrounded by a bunch of girls.
>Although, you wouldn't really count Mumble as a GIRL girl.
>She was like a boy.
“All right, how about... this.”
>You move a piece away from the large grouping of Mumble's pieces.
>She moves one of hers right in front of it, forcing you to jump.
>With your piece in the open, she jumps that one, then another.
“I hate this game.”
>”I know. Hey, Ivy?”
>Your sister looks to the pink haired girl.
>”Oh, yes Mumble?”
>Mumble stands and wipes off her skirt.
>”Do you have any other games?”
>Your sister nods, hopping off her bed to the door.
>”Of course. I think mom keeps them in the basement somewhere...”
>Hope hops off with, following Ivy.
>”Wait up, I'll help you look.”
>Your sisters leave, letting an awkward silence fill the room.
>The girls soon begin to speak to each other quietly.
>Mumble continues to stare at the door for a few minutes.
>”... Did they get lost down there or something?”
>A chuckle causes you and your friend to look back.
>Ace is smiling, leaning against her hand as she lies on Ivy's bed..
>”Maybe, why don't you go look?”
>Mumble sighs and steps outside, taking Ace's advice.
>After a minute or so, Cider hops up and closes the door.
>The girls then stand, smiling as they walk towards you.
>You feel a bit uncomfortable, body almost shrinking a bit.
>Glimmer sits next to you, smiling.
>”So, Timber, are you and Mumble dating?”
>She leans in, causing you to stutter.
“W-What?”
>Dee takes the opposite side, smirking.
>”You two are about that age, riiight? Don't you think she's cute?”
>Shaking your head, you stand up and try to walk away from the girls, but they follow you.
“N-No! She's my best friend, it would be weird.”
>Treble places a hand under her chin, humming.
>”Are you sure? Or, perhaps you are just not of that age yet.”
>Unsure of what she means, you furrow your brow a bit.
“W-What do you mean?”
>Dee sneaks behind you, wrapping an arm around your shoulders.
>”Well, when boys and girls get to be a certain age, they start looking at each other in a whooole different light. You'll start to think Mumble looks cute, and she'll start to think you look cute. Get it?”
>You grimace a bit, shaking your head.
“Nuh uh! Gross, never. Not Mumble.”
>Glimmer hums to herself, causing you to look up and realize the four remaining girls have you surrounded.
>”Well, if not Mumble, maybe one of us?”
>They all look at you expectantly, waiting for you to answer.
>You don't want to just come out and say who you think is cute in front of them, who even does that?
“U-Um... D-Darcy is pretty cute.”
>Cider leans in front of you, mere inches from your face.
>”Well, what about me? Darcy is mah cousin after all. Don't ya think ah'm cute?”
>You whimper out a bit, lips pursed inwards.
“M-Mhmm.”
>The group breaks out into a bunch of *Daws*.
>Glimmer takes a seat on the bed and pats it.
>You sit next to her and she removes her glasses.
>”Well what about me? Do you think I look cute without my glasses?”
>It'd be mean to say she looks cute without them.
“Y-You look pretty with and without them.”
>Glimmer smiles, blushing a bit as she brings her hands to her cheek.
>She pecks your forehead.
>”Ahhh, you're so sweet.”
>Rubbing your forehead, Cider hops up next to you.
>Ace, Treble, and Dee all stand, looking down at you.
>Any feeling of slight comfort you had is immediately lost.
>Crossing your legs, you stare at the floor.
>Ace places a hand on your chin and raises your head.
>”Hey, short stuff.”
“Y-Yeah?”
>”Have any crushes?”
>You want to look down, but the red haired Satyr is refusing to let you.
“N-No.”
>”Nooone?”
>She leans in, eyes half lidded.
>Whimpering, you feel yourself blush lightly.
>Ace smiles, watching you squirm a bit.
>Tearing up, you wonder what she is going to do.
>Cider pushes her off, causing you to fall back on the bed.
>”Now that's enough Ace!”
>Glimmer nods, wrapping her hands around you.
>”Yeah, we said we would tease him, not make him cry!”
>The purple Satyr rubs your head.
>Ace scoffs.
>”I was just messing around with him, geez. He is acting like a baby, figured I would mess with him like one.”
>Cider grimaces at her friend.
>”Yeah? Least Timber here didn't piss his pants on his grandpa's back!”
>Ace takes a deep breath, cheeks burning as she looks in shock.
>Her shock is soon replaced by rage.
>”T-That was just an accident! I told you that in confidence!”
>Feeling a bit better, you sniff and give a soft chuckle.
>The girl scowls at you, dragging Treble and Dee out of the room.
>Glimmer lets go of your head, pecking you once more.
>”We're sorry Timber, we didn't mean to make you cry.”
>Rubbing your nose, you nod.
>Cider retakes her spot next to you, patting your head.
>You feel MUCH better having them not question you about that stuff.
>"So, what grade're ya in Timber?"
>Looking to Cider, you relax.
"7th."
>She chuckles, petting your head.
>"Hey, yer gonna be headin' ta high school soon. If ah'm right, ya'll be a freshman when ah'm a senior. Don't worry, Glimmer n' ah'll make sure ya aren't picked on there."
>Looking to Glimmer, you frown a bit.
"They pick on freshmen?"
>The purple Satyr sighs.
>"Not really, but they do make you feel bad about every little thing. If they find out that is. Even a rumor can follow you."
>Nodding, you look to the ground.
"... Is high school hard?"
>The two girls look to each other.
>Cider hums as Glimmer takes your shoulder.
>"Not really, just time consuming. You NEED to pay attention. Which means no sleeping in class."
>Cider chuckles.
>"Which is pretty darn difficult. They make those desks soooo comfy."
>You join Cider as Glimmer gives you both a disapproving stare.
>The cowgirl coughs, looking back to you.
>"So! How long till yer birthday?"
>As you are about to answer, Ace returns with her friends.
>She steps forward with Treble.
>”Listen, I just wanted to say sorry.”
>Treble nods.
>”Right, we didn't mean to hurt your feelings. We're just used to messing with our little brothers and saw you like them.”
>Makes sense.
>Each of them does have a little brother, save for Glimmer and Cider.
“O-oh. Okay, I get it.”
>They nod to you, smiling as they step next to either of the girls sitting next to you.
>Dee whistles for a moment before locking the door.
>Ace grabs Cider's arms, pinning her to the bed as Treble does the same with Glimmer.
>”Now!”
>Confused and worried, you can only watch as Dee rushes you.
>She pounces, pinning you to the bed.
>Cider tries to break free, but isn't as strong as Ace.
>”G-Get off him! Ah thought ya said ya were sorry!”
>Ace chuckles as Dee starts to grab at your pants.
>”I am. Sorry we didn't finish the job! Dee, pants him!”
>Kicking at the girl, she grabs your feet.
>”Heh, don't worry Timber, Ace just wants a little payback! Why should she be the only one embarrassed?”
>Groaning, Dee grabs your shorts and pulls them straight down.
>You feel a breeze.
>”Whoa!”
>”Jeez.”
>”Holy Crap...”
>Looking to your sides, you see all eyes on you.
>Why are they staring at you?
>Squealing, you feel something soft touch your bare skin.
>Looking down, you see Dee accidentally pulled down your shorts as well.
>Yelling, you try to grab your pants, wiener hanging out.
>Dee helps you blushing.
>”S-Sorry! Sorry!”
>Cider takes this chance to throw Ace off, rushing for the door.
>She unlocks it.
>”IVY! HOPE! We need ya in here!”
>Blushing hard, you feel yourself start to tear up again.
>Ace touches your shoulder, looking away.
>”U-Uhhh, nice size?”
>Glimmer groans, freeing herself from a stunned Treble's grip.
>She hits Ace in the mouth with some magic.
>The red head tries to speak, but her lips won't open.
>”How could you do that?! That was completely uncalled for!”
>Treble and Dee agree, still apologizing while looking away.
>Dee's eyes trail down from your own to your shorts.
>Glimmer looks to where she is gazing and smacks the back of her head.
>”No! He's way too young for you!”
>As she says that, your sisters and Mumble return with a few more board games.
>They drop them when they see the scene before them.
>Ivy rushes you, hugging you as your eyes feel wet, not fully crying.
>”Timber! What happened?!”
>Hope looks around, noticing Ace grab at her mouth.
>”Ace, what'd you do to my kid brother?”
>Cider scoffs, walking up and helping you to your feet.
>”She showed off Timber's fruit n' berries.”
>Everyone present looks to the country Satyr.
>”Y'know, his pork n' beans?”
>Silence.
>”His bird n' dogs?”
>Silence.
>Cider brings a hand to her face and drags it down.
>”... His cock n' balls!”
>Hope and Ivy look at the girl in shock.
>Mumble growls and tackles Ace.
>”Bully! Pervert! Pedoperv!”
>The younger girl pulls on her hair, attacking Ace with a passion you had never thought she had.
>Blinking, you feel a lot better.
>It takes the combined efforts of Cider and Hope to remove the pink Satyr from Ace.
>As Hope is about to yell at the two girls, you hear your front door open and close.
>”We're home!”
>Each girl in the room save for your family and Mumble looks shocked.
>You watch as they each make for the door, Dee opening it for the rest.
>Cider looks back before leaving.
>”Gotta go girls, see ya at school!”
>Glimmer undoes the spell on Ace before following her cowgirl friend.
>Ace smacks her lips a few times before hopping off the bed.
>”It's been fun, see ya!”
>Hope and Ivy are about to stop her when Dee gets ready to close the door behind her and Treble.
>”You have a nice dick Timber, bye!”
>Confused, you hear each of the girls pass by your parents, each giving a greeting and good bye.
>Looking to your sisters, you see Hope bring a hand to her face before looking to Ivy.
>”So, which of us is gonna tell dad?”
>Mumble raises her hand.
>”I could do it.”
>Ivy shakes her head.
>”T-This is a family matter Mumble. In fact, you should probably get out of here while you still can.”
>The pink Satyr gives off an annoyed sigh before looking to you.
>”Guess I'll see you tomorrow then.”
>You nod, still unsure of how to react.
>”Later Timber.”
>As Mumble leaves, you turn to your sisters.
“What's it mean to have a -nice- dick?”
>Hope groans as Ivy looks to you, covering her mouth.


>Sitting in your room, you press your ear to the wall.
>You can hear your dad, sisters, and moms talking.
>Your MOM mom is sad, asking if you are okay and if you were hurt.
>Your other mom is angry, wondering why Ace would do something so -sick-.
>Dad is being level headed and saying stuff like Ivy and Hope did the right thing, that it was just a misunderstanding.
>After a few more loud words, you hear your dad say he'll talk with you.
>Feigning sleep, you pull your blanket over your body.
>A couple of knocks come from your door.
>”Timber? Are you awake?”
>Waiting a couple moments, you yell out.
“Yeah!”
>Your door opens, dad walking next to your bed.
>”Hey buddy, you all right?”
>Turning to face him, you nod.
“Uh huh.”
>He sighs, sitting at the foot of your bed.
>”Listen, what happened today was an accident. I'm sure Dee didn't mean to show you off like that.”
>Nodding, you just listen.
>”Your mothers and I are going to have a talk with Ace's parents tomorrow, okay?”
“Okay.”
>”You're sure you're all right?”
>Nodding, your dad sighs.
>”All right, if you want to talk about anything, I'm here.”
>There is one thing you are curious about.
“Dad?”
>He turns to face you.
>”Yeah?”
“What's it mean to have a -nice- dick?”
>He is silent for a second.
>”... Well, I assume it means a big one.”
“And a big dick is... good?”
>He nods.
>”A lot of men want to have them.”
“... Why?”
>He lets off a prolonged *Uhhhh* before standing and heading for the door.
>”I'll tell you when you're older.”
>He closes your door, leaving you alone.
>Wondering what the big deal is, you lay down.
>After a few moments, your door quietly opens.
>Soft footsteps walk towards you.
>”T-Timber?”
>Ivy is standing next to you.
“Yeah?”
>She shakes your back.
>”Is it true? That you have a -big- penis?”
>You shrug, sitting up.
“I unno.”
>She blinks before looking at your blankets.
>”Can I see it?”


>Day Foreshadowing in Equestria.
>Last night was weird.
>You let Ivy see your wiener and she got real quiet.
>She tried to touch it a couple times, but you kept asking her what she was doing.
>Eventually Hope came and grabbed your sister, telling you not to let anyone touch you there unless they are important to you.
>You don't understand what she means, isn't Ivy important to you?
>”Timber! You're zoning out again.”
>Shaking your head, you watch as Mumble stops in front of you.
“Sorry, just had a weird night.”
>She sighs, continuing to walk towards the theater.
>The two of you are going to catch the new Daring Do movie, the one with the giant three headed crab monster.
>It looks aaaawesoooome.
>As you near the theater, you feel a hand pull you away from Mumble.
>Looking to its owner, you see Stormwalker and her cousin Tonbo.
>They look exactly like each other though, which kind of makes sense.
>Their moms are twins after all.
>The dual Pegasi satyrs are giving you strange smiles.
>”Hiii Timber!”
>Nervous, you smile back.
“H-Hi?”
>Tonbo leans in, giggling.
>”Sooo, we heard from Ace that you have something nice.”
>Stormwalker nods.
>”Can we see it?”
>Letting off an *uh*, you are saved by Mumble grabbing you by your collar.
>”Go get your fill elsewhere girls, he's not interested.”
>As you are lead away, you wave good bye to the girls.
“Thanks Mumble.”
>She sighs.
>”Don't mention it.”
>Looking back, you see them following you.
>Stormwalker runs to catch up.
>”Where are you two going?”
“To see the new Daring Do movie.”
>Tonbo giggles, taking your free arm.
>”Funny! So are we.”
>Pulling your hand free, you hear Mumble groan.
>”This is going to be a frequent thing with you now, isn't it?”
>Shrugging, you have no idea.
>If it is, then it's all because of
>Freaking Ace.