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Deadmeat Chronicles: Survival of the Fittest Part Two

Jul 6th, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn and you are fighting for your life in a fluffy arena.
  2. >The other fluffies are in a rage thinking every other fluffy is bad.
  3. >It is you and five fluffies left.
  4. >The other bodies and body parts are strewn around the arena.
  5. >Spike have started randomly shooting up from the floor.
  6. >”Ahhhh! Yoo bad fwuffy, gif big owies!
  7. >You turn seeing a fluffy charging you.
  8. >You puff your cheeks and get ready, you ram heads.
  9. >It hurts but you push through the pain as the othe fluffy staggers back.
  10. >You swing your hoof hitting the side of his face knocking him down.
  11. >You get over top of him and start biting his ears and face.
  12. >”Wahhh! Bad fwuffy hewt fwuffy!”
  13. >He starts to kick and push your belly.
  14. >A fluffy sees he’s on the ground and runs up kicking his pee pee place causing him to screech in pain.
  15. >The crowd is yelling in response to the desperate fight.
  16. >When he doesn’t fight back you step off and kick his ribs sending him rolling.
  17. >Suddenly pain shoots up through your back side.
  18. >A fluffy has bit your tail and is pulling it, hatred in its eyes.
  19. >You try to buck but he is out of your reach.
  20. >You are being pulled backwards when another fluffy runs in front of you huffing.
  21. >It starts to hit your face over and over, “Yoo why no sketties!”
  22. >Spikes shoot up all around you and then shoot back into the ground.
  23. >You have to free yourself, you run to the side real fast pulling the fluffy behind you off balance.
  24. >You run the opposite direction throwing the fluffy biting your tail off.
  25. >The fluffy who was hitting your face closes in and you both face of waving your hooves at each other.
  26. >It lunges to bite and you dodge getting an opening on its ear.
  27. >You bite hard on it getting a sweet metallic liquid in your mouth, it taste yucky.
  28. >The fluffy yells in pain pulling away and running, “Hewt fwuffy! Why hewt? Wahhhh!”
  29. >Something is still in your mouth, you spit it out seeing you bit off the fluffy’s ear.
  30. >The fluffy you beat down has two other fluffies on it now stomping and jumping on his body.
  31. >”Bad! Bad! Yoo Bad! Bad fwuffy! Bad!” They are both yelling in a rage.
  32. >The fluffy on the ground is no longer moving.
  33. >”Nnnnnnnn! NnnnNNnnn! You bad fwuffy!”
  34. >You turn seeing the fluffy who’s ear you bit off.
  35. >He is stomping in a rage with tears running down the side of his face.
  36. >”Yoo make daddeh mad! Yoo hewt fwuffy! Fwuffy gif yoo owchies! Fwuffy gif yoo BIGGEST Owch-“
  37. >The floor suddenly pulls back opening up under it causing him to fall in.
  38. >”Ahhhhhh-“ His scream suddenly stops.
  39. >You run up and see it has fallen into small pit filled with spikes, it’s impaled body now lifeless.
  40. >”Oooh boy folks! Seems this has been going on too long! Time to step it up a bit more! Pit trap time!”
  41. >You side step a spike shooting up as the crowd howls in response to what the silver furred monster said.
  42. >You see two fluffy head to head booping each other’s face.
  43. >You turn and see the other fluffy running straight at you.
  44. >You charge him back hoping to over power him.
  45. *snick*
  46. >A spike shoots up straight to your front and you run headlong into it.
  47. >You bounce back feeling boo boo juice coming from your nose.
  48. >The other fluffy is on you stomping on your face.
  49. >You cover up and roll on your side trying to avoid the assault.
  50. >The other fluffy bucks you in your back.
  51. >It feels like everyone of your backbones pop and pain shoots through your body.
  52. >You start scooting across the floor from the mighty kick.
  53. >You open your eyes and see a pit has opened in front of you.
  54. >You start to scramble to stop sliding toward it.
  55. >You twist to get your head forward and start to back push with your feet.
  56. >You stop just before the pit, you see the bottom has water in it.
  57. >The water is bubbling and burns your nose.
  58. >You back away from it only to get kicked in your back side.
  59. >The other fluffy was right behind you and has started kicking you again.
  60. >You turn and the two of you start to run in circles trying to get to the other ones side.
  61. >You’re a bit sluggish from your pain and the other fluffy almost bucks you several times.
  62. >Suddenly a spike shoots up in the middle of you two causing both to jump back.
  63. >You turn and start to run away, you hear him giving chase.
  64. >you try to buck back as hard as you can but from the pain you don’t kick too high.
  65. >You connect with something and you hear a sickening pop.
  66. >Your opponent rolls by you screaming in pain.
  67. >It stops rolling and you see that it now has a horrible knee dislocation with its right front leg.
  68. >It is bent unnaturally forward.
  69. >You look at the other two combatants and see one is on its side with a spike sticking through its chest.
  70. >It is silently crying, its mouth making no noise as its tears stain its fur.
  71. >The other fluffy is mercilessly kicking the wounded fluffy’s head.
  72. >It is putting great effort into each kick, “Umf! Umf! Umf!”
  73. >The injured fluffies head jerking back with each impact.
  74. >”Why weggies hewt? Why weggie no mofe wight?”
  75. >You face back to your opponent, it has somehow stood up and its injured leg is twisting painfully.
  76. >”Yoo meanie fwuffy! Yoo hewt weggie…” It starts to sniffle.
  77. >”Yoo twy hewt Deadmeat! It yoo fault!” You say back sternly.
  78. >It has a confused look on its face, “Wan sketties… wan daddeh…”
  79. >A door opens up under it causing it to fall inside.
  80. >You run up looking down, you see it has fallen on saw blades.
  81. >”Owwie! Pointy tings hewt! Weggie hewts, Hewp! Fwuffy need hewp! Hew-“
  82. >The blades kick on shredding the doomed fluffy in an instant.
  83. >The spray leaves your fur damp and smelling of boo boo juice.
  84. >You try to shake off the smell and turn around seeing the last fluffy looking at you and stomping its feet.
  85. >Behind him a dead fluffy lying in a pool of blood with a hole through its chest.
  86. >The fluffy to your front is huffing angrily.
  87. >“Fwuffy make bad fwuffy pay! Daddeh take fwuffy home fo sketties!”, He says between huffs.
  88. >You square up with it, “Deadmeat no bad fwuffy!”
  89. >”Fwuffy’s daddeh say yoo bad fwuffy. Why daddeh say bad fwuffy if no bad fwuffy!?”
  90. >”Deadmeat haf no daddeh! Monsta no caw Deadmeat bad! Yoo bad fo wisten to monsta!”
  91. >You stomp your feet looking at it, it seems as hurt and tired as you.
  92. >The fluffy looks confused, “Fwuffy haf no daddeh? All fwuffy haf daddeh…”
  93. >”Kill that dark red faggot! I money bet on you shit bag!”
  94. >”Deadmeat haf no daddeh. Deadmeat wan no daddeh!”
  95. >The fluffy looks up enraged, “All fwuffy haf daddeh! Yoo wie!”
  96. >You lower your head spraying sparks and puffing your cheeks, “Deadmeat no wie.”
  97. >Spikes are still randomly shooting up and pits are randomly opening.
  98. >”Yoo wie! Yoo why no sketties! Yoo why sowwy bawks! AHHHH!!”
  99. >The last fluffy charges at you.
  100. >You get ready to lock heads with the enraged fluffy.
  101. >As he approaches a pit open just underneath him.
  102. >He falls with his top half hanging on the ledge and his bottom half over the side.
  103. >”Hewp! Fwuffy in twouble! Hewp!” He is desperately trying to pull himself up.
  104. >You walk up and look down, you metal grind teethe slowly turning waiting to destroy anything that drops in.
  105. >”Deadmeat no bad fwuffy. Deadmeat hewp.” You say trying to bite onto the fluffies leg and pull it up.
  106. >”Only one of you gets out of there alive guys, that’s the rules.”
  107. >The silver furred monster is smiling amused at what he is seeing.
  108. >You try to pull him up but you are too weak from your injuries.
  109. >The trapped fluffy is kicking its legs but can’t get a foot hold on the walls.
  110. >Suddenly the trap door shuts on the back of the dangling fluffy.
  111. >”WAAAHHHH! Fwuffy hewt! Ahhhhhhh!” You hear the gears grinding trying to force the door shut.
  112. >There is a snap and the door pushes halfway through the trapped fluffy’s torso.
  113. >”No feel weggies…” he looks at you, “It yoo fault! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  114. >You are still pulling trying to save this fluffy.
  115. >”Yoo make daddeh do dis… fwuffy hate yoo…” It stares straight into your eyes as the door slowly cuts him in half.
  116. >You fall back as his top half falls over, its lifeless face still sneering at you.
  117. >All spike drop and all doors shut.
  118. >”Ladies and gentlemen… We have a winner!”
  119. >The crowd erupts in cheers and applause.
  120. >You look up and see that fluffy in the large window again, maroon fluff, light green mane and purple eyes.
  121. >His ear is mangled just like yours, you can’t help but to think how scary he looks.
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