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[FLUTTERRAPE] Temporal Anomalies

Jan 1st, 2013
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  1. >Day 45 in Equestria
  2. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  3. >It fades after 2 or so seconds
  4. >Stare at the ceiling for a while, rubbing the side of your face with a free hand
  5. >Grunt and get out of bed
  6. >Pass your bedroom window and look outside
  7. >Normalish day. Sun shining, Ponies frolicking, Fluttershy about to knock on your front door.
  8. >Knock knock knock
  9. >Still not dressed, you lumber downstairs and open the door in your boxers
  10. >Fluttershy blushes
  11. >"Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?"
  12. I'm well enough, Fluttershy. So are you going to leave or do I have to fetch my beating stick again?
  13. >"N-no need to do that, darling. I was just wondering if Temporal Anomalies were your fetish"
  14. What the fuck are you talking about?
  15.  
  16. 1/?
  17.  
  18. >Day 45 in Equestria
  19. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  20. >It fades after 2 or so seconds
  21. >Stare at the ce-
  22. Hang on a fucking minute
  23. >Throw off the covers and run to the bedroom window
  24. >See Fluttershy walking down your garden path to the door
  25. >Run to meet her and throw open the door before she can knock
  26. >"O-oh! Good morning, Anon! Are you feeling o-ok?"
  27. >Stare at her
  28. I'm fine. I think.
  29. >"Oh that's g-good. Listen, are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?
  30. No they're not
  31.  
  32. 2/?
  33.  
  34. >Day 45 in Equestria
  35. >Wake up to the sound of a loud buzzing
  36. >Out of bed before it even ends
  37. >Run out the front door in your boxers and up to a confused yet aroused looking Fluttershy
  38. >Fucking morning wood
  39. >"G-good mor-"
  40. NO. STOP TALKING.
  41. >Place a hand to her mouth and wait for a few minutes
  42. >She stares at you expentantly
  43. >Slowly remove your hand
  44. >She looks around nervously
  45. >You eye her with caution
  46. >"O-ok?"
  47. Ok.
  48. >You both hold each other's gaze in silence for a while
  49. >"Anon?"
  50. Yeah?
  51. >"...Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  52.  
  53. 3/?
  54.  
  55. >Day 45 in Equestria
  56. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
  57. >Grab your beating stick on the way out the door
  58. >Charge at Fluttershy with it held over your head while hurling obscenities at her
  59. >She turns tail and runs from you, screaming in terror
  60. IF I DON'T END YOU NOW IT WILL ONLY HAPPEN AGAIN!
  61. >"ANON PLEASE STOP! D-DON'T HURT ME!"
  62. >You chase her through town
  63. >Ponies stop what they're doing to watch the almost naked monkey chase the village introvert with a large plank of wood with a nail stuck in it, roaring incoherantly and sporting a massive erection
  64. >Fluttershy runs towards Twilight's house, tears streaming down her face
  65. >Twilight, hearing the commotion, steps outside and looks at the pair of you with a confused look on her face
  66. >"What's going on? Fluttershy? Anon?"
  67. >She sees your wooden plank, and also the thing you're about to beat Fluttershy to death with
  68. >"Anon! Stop!"
  69. >She tears the plank from your hands with a surge of magic and freezes your legs in place with a tingling purple aura
  70. >Fluttershy takes her place next to Twilight
  71. >"Now, what's going on?"
  72. SHE'S PLAYING WITH REALITY!
  73. >"Who, Fluttershy?"
  74. >Twilight snorts
  75. >"Don't be silly, Anon. Now, Fluttershy, why is Anon chasing you?"
  76. >Fluttershy looks at you nervously, and blushes at your boner
  77. >"W-well I don't know. I just wanted to ask him something and he ran at me screaming"
  78. >Twilight smiles
  79. >"Well he's not going anywhere, so ask away!"
  80. >Fluttershy turns to you
  81. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  82.  
  83. 4/?
  84.  
  85. >Day 45 in Equestria
  86. >Wait for the buzzing to stop
  87. >Stare blankly at the ceiling for a while
  88. >There's a knock on the door
  89. >Don't move from your bed
  90. >"A-anon? Are you in there? C-can I ask you something?"
  91. >Don't reply
  92. >"A-are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  93.  
  94. 5/?
  95.  
  96. >Day 45 in Equestria
  97. >You wake up and promptly start crying
  98. >Fluttershy knocks
  99. >"Anon? Are you in there? Why can I hear crying? Are you hurt?"
  100. >"I'm going to go and get help! Wait right there!"
  101. >She's gone.
  102. >SHE'S GONE!
  103. >Stop crying and peer out the bedroom window
  104. >Fluttershy is flying towards Twilight's Library
  105. >Quickly get dressed and run out the front door, beating stick in hand.
  106. >Head off towards the Everfree Forest
  107. >They won't look for you there
  108. >She won't look for you there
  109. >Hear a voice shout out behind you
  110. >Turn around and see Rainbow Dash peering at you
  111. >"Heya, Anon. Where're ya' headed? What's with the wooden plank?"
  112. >Your eyes dart around the area
  113. >No Fluttershy. Yet.
  114. I'm getting out of here. If you see Fluttershy, don't tell her that you saw me, ok?
  115. >"That's sorta weird, Anon. I don't know what you're planning, but it's probably some cooky human thing. No offense"
  116. >With that she takes off to the skies again
  117. >Breathe out slowly and turn back to the forest
  118. >A flash of purple light reveals Twilight and a dazed looking Twilight infront of you
  119. No- NO!
  120. >Turn and run, shouting over your shoulder
  121. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
  122. >"A-Anon! Darling! Wait!"
  123. >Magic grabs your leg and drags you back
  124. >You claw at the ground, creating large gashes in the grass as Twilight forcefully drags you to your doom
  125. >Fluttershy stands over you
  126. >You start crying again and cover your eyes so you don't have to look at her
  127. Please... Please don't...
  128. >"Anon, you're scaring me. I j-just wanted to ask you something, that's all."
  129. >You sob harder
  130. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  131.  
  132. 6/?
  133.  
  134. >Day 45 in Equestria
  135. >Enough is enough
  136. >Get up and run downstairs
  137. >Throw open the door to your basement and begin searching through various tools
  138. >Bingo
  139. >Knock knock knock
  140. >Here we go
  141. >Walk upstairs and open the door
  142. >"G-good morning- MMM! MMPPHH!!"
  143. >You continue to wrap copious amounts of duct tape around her mouth, ensuring that she can't speak or move her lips
  144. >"Mmmph? mmmmmmmph mph mm?"
  145. >Sigh happily
  146. >Sit down infront of her
  147. Sit, Fluttershy.
  148. >She does so
  149. I don't know what you've done, how you've done it, or why you would go to such lengths to do so, but whatever you are about to say is NOT my fetish. Please revert whatever damage you've done to reality and let me live my life in peace.
  150. >Fluttershy stares at you
  151. Do you understand what I'm saying? That the reason you're here today, and whatever you want to say is doomed to fail. If you open your mouth and say anything I will kill you. I will snap your neck and deal with the consequences because at least I'll live to see tomorrow.
  152. >Tears form in her eyes
  153. >"Mmmph mmm..."
  154. Ok. I'm going to remove the tape now. I want you to not say a single word. Silence is my fetish, ok? You not talking or saying anything is what gets me hard
  155. >Point to your morning wood
  156. See? See what your silence does to me?
  157. >Her eyes grow when she sees it and she blushes
  158. >You remove the tape slowly
  159. >Fluttershy winces and rubs the area where the tape was
  160. >She opens her mouth
  161. >Clasp a hand over it
  162. Ah ah ah! Remember what I said. Now go home and fix whatever horrific damage you've caused
  163. >She nods and flies back to her cottage
  164. >You go about your day as normal, without any more Fluttershy incidents or even seeing the mare.
  165. >Climb into your bed and stare at the ceiling
  166. >Mutter a quick prayer
  167. >And go to sleep
  168.  
  169. 7/?
  170.  
  171. >Day 46 in Equestria
  172. >Wake up to the sound of... Rain.
  173. >Sit straight up, a huge grin on your face
  174. >Look outside
  175. >A slight drizzle and grey skies
  176. >No Fluttershy walking down your garden path yet
  177. >Ponies walking around in rain coats and foals playing in puddles
  178. >Punch the air and shout
  179. YES! I DID IT!
  180. >Point at the ceiling
  181. THANK YOU, SHIVA!
  182. >With a huge smile on your face you practically dance downstairs and start making some food
  183. >Knock on the door
  184. >Open it
  185. >Fluttershy in a raincoat
  186. >Smile at her
  187. >She smiles back
  188. >She pulls out a notepad and starts writing
  189. >She hands it to you
  190. >"So silence is your fetish?"
  191. >Grin even harder
  192. Yes. It is.
  193. >Fluttershy jumps up and down on the spot and squeals in content
  194. >She hastily scribbles down more notes
  195. >"I can't believe I've found your fetish!"
  196. Yeah. It's pretty cool, isn't it? I've gotta go, Fluttershy. Anything you need to tell me before I go?
  197. >She ponders this and writes something down
  198. >She gives it to you and you read it with a smile
  199. >The smile promptly shatters
  200. >"Are Temporal Anomalies your fetish?"
  201. >Look back at Fluttershy
  202. WHAT DID YOU D-
  203.  
  204. 8/?
  205.  
  206. >Day 46 in Equestria
  207. >Wake up to the sound of buzzing
  208. >And rain
  209. >Grind your teeth together and growl
  210. >Get out of bed and stand in the middle of your bedroom floor shaking violently, pure rage taking hold of you
  211. >Clench your fists and raise them to the heavens
  212. >Throw back your head and scream at the top of your lungs
  213. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
  214.  
  215. 9/9
  216. The End
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