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  1. [2012-12-29 15:29:50] <Falconis> Flake session, logging start
  2. [2012-12-29 15:29:55] <Falconis> WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR HERO
  3. [2012-12-29 15:30:45] <Falconis> He was in deep shit, captured by a bunch of bandits and roughed up. Will he get sold into slavery, be killed or make a daring escape?
  4. [2012-12-29 15:30:54] <Falconis> FIND OUT NOW, ON HIRISTO BALL Z
  5. [2012-12-29 15:31:38] <Falconis> [body condition - very serious - 25 to all rolls]
  6. [2012-12-29 15:31:53] <Falconis> [fast motions require extra rolls]
  7. [2012-12-29 15:32:01] <Falconis> Now then
  8. [2012-12-29 15:32:02] <Blunder_Flake> duun duun
  9. [2012-12-29 15:32:04] <Blunder_Flake> I CAME PREPARED
  10. [2012-12-29 15:32:26] <Falconis> You are free of your bonds, back to the tree Redscar left you at
  11. [2012-12-29 15:32:47] <Falconis> Hal is at a tree a few feet away from yours, bleeding and missing a tooth
  12. [2012-12-29 15:33:06] <Falconis> he breathes heavily and occasionally spits out a globule of blood
  13. [2012-12-29 15:33:28] <Falconis> Your Jaw is shattered and coherent speech is difficult
  14. [2012-12-29 15:33:46] <Falconis> pain racks your mind and makes things difficult
  15. [2012-12-29 15:34:04] <Falconis> Redscar is currently out of sight, the 4th bandit remains at the fire
  16. [2012-12-29 15:34:14] <Falconis> Clive and Friggum have left
  17. [2012-12-29 15:34:18] <Falconis> wat do
  18. [2012-12-29 15:34:19] <Falconis> >_
  19. [2012-12-29 15:34:26] <Blunder_Flake> poke fingers out from the side, wiggle at Hal
  20. [2012-12-29 15:34:32] <Falconis> you did that
  21. [2012-12-29 15:34:47] <Blunder_Flake> Well, how did he react to it?
  22. [2012-12-29 15:34:50] <Falconis> he did not
  23. [2012-12-29 15:35:05] <Blunder_Flake> Eh, at least he knows
  24. [2012-12-29 15:35:16] <Blunder_Flake> What's 4th doing currently?
  25. [2012-12-29 15:35:35] <Falconis> Hal looks at you, through you, eyes unfocused and lines in his face betraying pain
  26. [2012-12-29 15:35:48] <Falconis> 4th is just sitting by the fire, working with something in his hands
  27. [2012-12-29 15:36:18] <Blunder_Flake> Alright..
  28. [2012-12-29 15:36:35] <Blunder_Flake> prepare, ready set...crawl and run off south
  29. [2012-12-29 15:37:14] <Falconis> <_<
  30. [2012-12-29 15:37:22] <Falconis> .dice 1d20+3
  31. [2012-12-29 15:37:22] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(6.33) Total(19) Rolled(1d20+3=16)
  32. [2012-12-29 15:37:49] <Falconis> he make a motion to crawl off and the 4th bandit immediately raises his head and looks at you
  33. [2012-12-29 15:37:56] <Falconis> >_
  34. [2012-12-29 15:39:02] <Falconis> keep going?
  35. [2012-12-29 15:39:07] <Falconis> what?
  36. [2012-12-29 15:39:45] <Blunder_Flake> oh
  37. [2012-12-29 15:40:02] <Blunder_Flake> Pant and act exhausted
  38. [2012-12-29 15:40:47] <Blunder_Flake> Keep with the arms behind back act, so I appear tied up still
  39. [2012-12-29 15:41:02] <Falconis> you pant and act exausted as the man looks you over
  40. [2012-12-29 15:41:22] <Falconis> he chuckles
  41. [2012-12-29 15:41:46] <Falconis> and seemingly goes back to whatever the hell he was doing
  42. [2012-12-29 15:43:00] <Falconis> >_
  43. [2012-12-29 15:43:06] <Blunder_Flake> slowly back away, using legs only
  44. [2012-12-29 15:44:26] <Blunder_Flake> scurry my butt away
  45. [2012-12-29 15:47:09] <Falconis> You slowly back away, using your legs as your prime source of locomotion. Tense seconds pass while you scurry away, seeking to avoid notice. It seems like an eternity, but you are soon out of the direct light of the fire
  46. [2012-12-29 15:47:09] <Falconis> >_
  47. [2012-12-29 15:47:42] <Blunder_Flake> get to hauling ass, direction:SOUTH
  48. [2012-12-29 15:47:52] <Blunder_Flake> Errr, southeast
  49. [2012-12-29 15:48:22] <Falconis> back the way you came?
  50. [2012-12-29 15:49:08] <Blunder_Flake> .....Is that it?
  51. [2012-12-29 15:49:16] <Blunder_Flake> then west
  52. [2012-12-29 15:49:26] <Falconis> <_<
  53. [2012-12-29 15:49:27] <Falconis> ok
  54. [2012-12-29 15:49:33] <Blunder_Flake> southwest i mean
  55. [2012-12-29 15:49:46] <Blunder_Flake> Go far enough just so a shout can barely be heard from the campfire
  56. [2012-12-29 15:50:14] <Falconis> k
  57. [2012-12-29 15:50:37] <Falconis> so just to confim, you are running southwest to that distance away?
  58. [2012-12-29 15:51:08] <Blunder_Flake> Not running, sneaking
  59. [2012-12-29 15:51:48] <Falconis> I see, because the term haul ass isn't generally used in a sneaky manner
  60. [2012-12-29 15:51:53] <Falconis> k
  61. [2012-12-29 15:52:25] <Falconis> roll sneak
  62. [2012-12-29 15:52:39] <Blunder_Flake> 100?
  63. [2012-12-29 15:52:54] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  64. [2012-12-29 15:52:54] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 97 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 72 1,0 }
  65. [2012-12-29 15:53:02] <Blunder_Flake> BLESSED ECCLESIA
  66. [2012-12-29 15:54:40] <Falconis> You sneak around the camp and to the southwest, doing your best to avoid light or pesky noise bringing objects like those cliche old branches on the ground. You are about halfway there when you hear a shout from the camp.
  67. [2012-12-29 15:54:41] <Falconis> >_
  68. [2012-12-29 15:55:48] <Blunder_Flake> SHOUT
  69. [2012-12-29 15:56:14] <Blunder_Flake> "HELP! IT'S AN AMBUSH, WE'RE GETTING AMBUSHED!"
  70. [2012-12-29 15:56:21] <Blunder_Flake> "AAAAAAARGHH"
  71. [2012-12-29 15:56:39] <Blunder_Flake> "GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE"!
  72. [2012-12-29 15:56:59] <Blunder_Flake> And trail off at that last shout, so it sounds like I'm getting dragged off or shit
  73. [2012-12-29 15:57:07] <Falconis> <_<
  74. [2012-12-29 15:57:22] <Falconis> [???]"He's over there"
  75. [2012-12-29 15:57:30] <Falconis> you hear sounds rushing towards you
  76. [2012-12-29 15:57:31] <Blunder_Flake> and start going up, so i'm sideways to tehe fire
  77. [2012-12-29 15:57:35] <Blunder_Flake> RUN
  78. [2012-12-29 15:57:38] <Blunder_Flake> RUN NORTH
  79. [2012-12-29 15:57:42] <Falconis> roll for run
  80. [2012-12-29 15:57:43] <Blunder_Flake> into da woods
  81. [2012-12-29 15:57:53] <Blunder_Flake> !ROLL 1D100-25
  82. [2012-12-29 15:57:53] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 38 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 13 1,0 }
  83. [2012-12-29 16:00:35] <Falconis> You run north as fast as your legs can take you. Sadly this doesn't seem to be very fast, or very far. After roughly 5 seconds your find yourself parallel to the ground, arms scraped and knees on the ground. The blows to your chin haven't worn off it seems.
  84. [2012-12-29 16:00:51] <Falconis> The running sounds seem closer
  85. [2012-12-29 16:00:52] <Falconis> >_
  86. [2012-12-29 16:02:55] <Blunder_Flake> get to the bushes
  87. [2012-12-29 16:03:05] <Blunder_Flake> stay as still as a roadkilled deer
  88. [2012-12-29 16:03:10] <Falconis> lol
  89. [2012-12-29 16:04:02] <Falconis> you gather your strength and crawl over into some nearby bushes and hide, keeping your breath still and muscles schooled.
  90. [2012-12-29 16:05:19] <Falconis> No more than 10 seconds later, you hear the sound of running feet pass you, heading north
  91. [2012-12-29 16:05:21] <Falconis> >_
  92. [2012-12-29 16:05:44] <Blunder_Flake> How many feet?
  93. [2012-12-29 16:06:33] <Blunder_Flake> Oh god I can't believe I'm not dead yet
  94. [2012-12-29 16:06:58] <Falconis> sounds like 2, one pair
  95. [2012-12-29 16:07:12] <Falconis> could be two very light people running in sync
  96. [2012-12-29 16:07:17] <Falconis> you never know
  97. [2012-12-29 16:07:40] <Blunder_Flake> Or thousands in perfect syncronization
  98. [2012-12-29 16:07:55] <Blunder_Flake> Wait a while then haul ass to Hal
  99. [2012-12-29 16:08:33] <Falconis> roll for run
  100. [2012-12-29 16:09:10] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  101. [2012-12-29 16:09:10] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 34 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 9 1,0 }
  102. [2012-12-29 16:09:47] <Blunder_Flake> oh fuck this, hey falcon, how did Fate points work again?
  103. [2012-12-29 16:10:01] <Falconis> >_>
  104. [2012-12-29 16:10:13] <Falconis> Each player gets a 'fate' roll that they can use once per in game day, every 10 levels. So, a level 0-9 character has one reroll of his choice/modifier to help do something that doesn't have a roll/change the result of an action, and at level 10-19 they have 2, and so on and so forth.
  105. [2012-12-29 16:11:00] <Falconis> so basically, you get to reroll one die per day
  106. [2012-12-29 16:11:06] <Falconis> before lv 10
  107. [2012-12-29 16:11:31] <Falconis> or add to a thing that didn't require die
  108. [2012-12-29 16:12:00] <Blunder_Flake> Oh, that's interesting
  109. [2012-12-29 16:12:27] <Blunder_Flake> Well, I'm using it here for getting to Hal
  110. [2012-12-29 16:12:49] <Blunder_Flake> Because I'm gonna do interesting stuff while they're not here
  111. [2012-12-29 16:12:53] <PriceisMagic> (Roll dem bones)
  112. [2012-12-29 16:13:03] <Blunder_Flake> (Hold me, I'm scared)
  113. [2012-12-29 16:13:37] <Falconis> <_<
  114. [2012-12-29 16:13:45] <Falconis> fate roll spent
  115. [2012-12-29 16:13:49] <Falconis> do it
  116. [2012-12-29 16:14:00] <PriceisMagic> (Gotta go do the dishes, be back in like, an hour)
  117. [2012-12-29 16:14:06] <PriceisMagic> (maybe less or more dunno)
  118. [2012-12-29 16:14:16] <Blunder_Flake> (Class or Ecclesia?)
  119. [2012-12-29 16:14:18] =-= PriceisMagic is now known as PriceisDoingDishes
  120. [2012-12-29 16:14:35] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  121. [2012-12-29 16:14:36] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 41 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 16 1,0 }
  122. [2012-12-29 16:14:58] <Blunder_Flake> it'ssomething.png
  123. [2012-12-29 16:15:52] <Falconis> looks like fate gives no shits
  124. [2012-12-29 16:17:13] <Blunder_Flake> OH THE GRIEVANCES I HAVE BEFALLEN
  125. [2012-12-29 16:19:12] <Falconis> You attempt to haul ass back to the camp, to move as quickly as you can to save hall. You could have made it, it seemed like you would fail and then, it was as if you were given another chance; another chance to get there in time. But it was not to be, fate refused to change. The path elongates, stretching in strange ways in your vision as your legs buckle yet again only a few lunges from...
  126. [2012-12-29 16:19:12] <Falconis> ...the book. The jarring movement of the run just too much for your already battered brain to handle
  127. [2012-12-29 16:19:41] <PriceisDoingDishes> (Epic failure)
  128. [2012-12-29 16:19:45] <Falconis> your body goes limp and you hit the floor again, barely stopping yourself from hurting your already damaged chin with your arms
  129. [2012-12-29 16:19:58] <Falconis> >_
  130. [2012-12-29 16:20:30] <Blunder_Flake> GUTS
  131. [2012-12-29 16:20:38] <Blunder_Flake> keep going hard
  132. [2012-12-29 16:20:59] <Blunder_Flake> If Hal get's free then I'm saved
  133. [2012-12-29 16:21:30] <Falconis> continue running?
  134. [2012-12-29 16:21:32] <Falconis> then rollu
  135. [2012-12-29 16:21:45] <Blunder_Flake> running crouched and half-bent down
  136. [2012-12-29 16:21:48] <Blunder_Flake> Need some cover yo
  137. [2012-12-29 16:21:49] <Falconis> roll
  138. [2012-12-29 16:21:52] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  139. [2012-12-29 16:21:53] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 1 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 -24 1,0 }
  140. [2012-12-29 16:21:56] <Blunder_Flake> .....
  141. [2012-12-29 16:22:04] <Falconis> you are unable to even get off the ground
  142. [2012-12-29 16:22:05] <Blunder_Flake> I dont even
  143. [2012-12-29 16:22:15] <Falconis> your body refuses to respond
  144. [2012-12-29 16:23:46] <Blunder_Flake> Oh dear
  145. [2012-12-29 16:23:58] <Blunder_Flake> Look up
  146. [2012-12-29 16:24:06] <Blunder_Flake> Can I see the light from the campfire?
  147. [2012-12-29 16:24:33] <Falconis> from here? you can see the light in some trees yes
  148. [2012-12-29 16:24:42] <Falconis> but you don't have a direct line of sight to the camp
  149. [2012-12-29 16:25:09] <Blunder_Flake> GET CRAWLIN' AND SCRAMBLIN'
  150. [2012-12-29 16:25:24] <Blunder_Flake> C'mon body you've been with me for years
  151. [2012-12-29 16:26:08] <Falconis> hrm
  152. [2012-12-29 16:26:10] <Grail> (Hey Flake, you keep getting this wrong. It's not two days plus one to get from Minerva to Forbis on foot, it's two WEEKS.)
  153. [2012-12-29 16:26:31] <Falconis> <_<
  154. [2012-12-29 16:26:35] <Falconis> you start to crawl
  155. [2012-12-29 16:27:21] <PriceisDoingDishes> (Oh hey Grail)
  156. [2012-12-29 16:27:28] =-= PriceisDoingDishes is now known as PriceisMagic
  157. [2012-12-29 16:27:35] <Falconis> you crawl and scramble forward desperately toward the camp
  158. [2012-12-29 16:27:38] <PriceisMagic> (Cant find the damn plug)
  159. [2012-12-29 16:27:45] <Falconis> your body protesting with every motion
  160. [2012-12-29 16:27:56] <Blunder_Flake> Stop right before you reach it
  161. [2012-12-29 16:28:01] <Blunder_Flake> HOW'S HAL DOING
  162. [2012-12-29 16:28:20] <Falconis> >_>
  163. [2012-12-29 16:29:19] <Falconis> Hal, leans against the tree, just as you left him, beads of sweat running down his face and his chin marred with blood that ran from his mouth \
  164. [2012-12-29 16:29:32] <Falconis> the bleeding seems to have stopped from this angle, but you can't be sure
  165. [2012-12-29 16:29:45] <Falconis> he leans backwards, eyes closed
  166. [2012-12-29 16:30:08] <Falconis> hands and legs tied to each other and breathing heavily
  167. [2012-12-29 16:30:12] <Blunder_Flake> I didn't risk my life for him to sit his ass off
  168. [2012-12-29 16:30:22] <Blunder_Flake> GET TO THE TENTS
  169. [2012-12-29 16:30:43] <Falconis> <_<
  170. [2012-12-29 16:30:49] <Falconis> you are crawling to the tents?
  171. [2012-12-29 16:30:54] <Falconis> the bandit tents?
  172. [2012-12-29 16:30:55] <Blunder_Flake> running to
  173. [2012-12-29 16:31:07] <Falconis> roll for run then
  174. [2012-12-29 16:31:13] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  175. [2012-12-29 16:31:14] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 41 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 16 1,0 }
  176. [2012-12-29 16:31:28] <Falconis> herp derp, you stumble and fall again
  177. [2012-12-29 16:31:36] <Blunder_Flake> KEEP GOING
  178. [2012-12-29 16:31:41] <Falconis> roll >_>
  179. [2012-12-29 16:31:42] <Blunder_Flake> "Hal! Hal! Get your ass up!"
  180. [2012-12-29 16:31:47] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  181. [2012-12-29 16:31:47] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 64 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 39 1,0 }
  182. [2012-12-29 16:31:48] <PriceisMagic> (Wow, I ran around 2000+kms, also loving dem rolls Falke)
  183. [2012-12-29 16:31:58] <Falconis> (Price OP)
  184. [2012-12-29 16:32:08] <Blunder_Flake> I need to pop out my ̶m̶o̶o̶n̶s̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ Potions
  185. [2012-12-29 16:32:48] <Falconis> You mumble and groan and blargle at Hal through your shattered jaw
  186. [2012-12-29 16:33:12] <Falconis> he slowly opens his eyes and then looks at you
  187. [2012-12-29 16:33:22] <Falconis> he blinks
  188. [2012-12-29 16:33:50] <Blunder_Flake> Hrist makes the angriest, most desperate face he's ever made
  189. [2012-12-29 16:34:27] <Blunder_Flake> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Qv9vGj4euM4/TYbEEqH2J8I/AAAAAAAAAWY/Bfpf7iLXZiw/uncontrolled+rage+face.gif
  190. [2012-12-29 16:34:48] <Falconis> (that's not gonna do wonders for your jaw pain)
  191. [2012-12-29 16:34:50] <Falconis> anyway
  192. [2012-12-29 16:35:39] <Falconis> You glare at Hal and he blinks and shakes the cobwebs from his head, his eyes regain some focus and he begins to struggle with his bonds
  193. [2012-12-29 16:35:57] <Blunder_Flake> Git to the tents, get to the tents
  194. [2012-12-29 16:37:11] <Falconis> you crawl toward the circle of tents near the fire
  195. [2012-12-29 16:37:56] <Falconis> the space around the campfire is empty of people
  196. [2012-12-29 16:38:43] <Falconis> a pot and a stringed instrument sit neglected by it,
  197. [2012-12-29 16:38:58] <Falconis> there are >_> uhh, I think it was 8 tents
  198. [2012-12-29 16:39:07] <Falconis> no no 5
  199. [2012-12-29 16:39:17] <Blunder_Flake> KEEP GOING
  200. [2012-12-29 16:39:22] <Blunder_Flake> ALL THE TENSTS
  201. [2012-12-29 16:39:23] <Falconis> keep going where
  202. [2012-12-29 16:39:28] <Falconis> ...ok
  203. [2012-12-29 16:39:41] <Falconis> starting with any in particular?
  204. [2012-12-29 16:39:55] <Blunder_Flake> Well, I don't have anything to go with
  205. [2012-12-29 16:40:04] <Falconis> 1,2,3,4,5 or random
  206. [2012-12-29 16:40:27] <Blunder_Flake> Which did I check?
  207. [2012-12-29 16:40:41] <Falconis> you haven't checked any yet >_>
  208. [2012-12-29 16:40:49] <Blunder_Flake> 3
  209. [2012-12-29 16:40:52] <Falconis> ...
  210. [2012-12-29 16:40:54] <Falconis> WELP
  211. [2012-12-29 16:41:05] <Falconis> you head into the third tent
  212. [2012-12-29 16:41:29] <Falconis> a large man lays on a cheap looking blanket inside it
  213. [2012-12-29 16:41:38] <Falconis> he stirs as you poke in
  214. [2012-12-29 16:41:40] <Falconis> >_
  215. [2012-12-29 16:41:45] <Blunder_Flake> ....
  216. [2012-12-29 16:42:02] <Blunder_Flake> Is...Is there anything nearby
  217. [2012-12-29 16:42:05] <Falconis> tents
  218. [2012-12-29 16:42:09] <Falconis> fire
  219. [2012-12-29 16:42:17] <Falconis> a pot
  220. [2012-12-29 16:42:22] <Falconis> a stringed intrument
  221. [2012-12-29 16:42:33] <Falconis> a discarded shirt on the ground in front of you
  222. [2012-12-29 16:42:44] <Blunder_Flake> Not a knife? Bandits man
  223. [2012-12-29 16:43:03] <Falconis> >not sleeping with your knife under your pillow
  224. [2012-12-29 16:43:25] <Blunder_Flake> >the year of our lord 1549
  225. [2012-12-29 16:43:28] <Falconis> >keeping your knife in clear view so assassins don't even have to sully theirs
  226. [2012-12-29 16:43:44] <Blunder_Flake> WELP
  227. [2012-12-29 16:43:54] <Blunder_Flake> Hrist goes for ALL-HANDS ON APPROACH
  228. [2012-12-29 16:44:20] <Blunder_Flake> ENGAGE
  229. [2012-12-29 16:44:46] <Falconis> roll
  230. [2012-12-29 16:44:54] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  231. [2012-12-29 16:44:55] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 80 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 55 1,0 }
  232. [2012-12-29 16:45:01] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
  233. [2012-12-29 16:45:02] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(26.00) Total(26) Rolled(1d100=26)
  234. [2012-12-29 16:45:07] <Blunder_Flake> HAHA
  235. [2012-12-29 16:45:18] <Blunder_Flake> FINALLY I HAVE SURPASSED SOMETHING
  236. [2012-12-29 16:45:38] <Falconis> You strike at the stirring man, hitting him with a fist
  237. [2012-12-29 16:45:47] <Blunder_Flake> STRANGLE
  238. [2012-12-29 16:45:51] <Falconis> >_>
  239. [2012-12-29 16:45:52] <Falconis> roll
  240. [2012-12-29 16:45:54] <Blunder_Flake> twist that neck
  241. [2012-12-29 16:45:59] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  242. [2012-12-29 16:45:59] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 80 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 55 1,0 }
  243. [2012-12-29 16:46:04] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+50
  244. [2012-12-29 16:46:04] <Blunder_Flake> SWEET LORD
  245. [2012-12-29 16:46:05] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.16) Total(108) Rolled(1d100+50=58)
  246. [2012-12-29 16:46:06] <PriceisMagic> (double 80s)
  247. [2012-12-29 16:46:13] <PriceisMagic> (Ha wow)
  248. [2012-12-29 16:46:25] <PriceisMagic> (that guys level 10)
  249. [2012-12-29 16:46:35] <Blunder_Flake> Wait, Aren't I level 1?
  250. [2012-12-29 16:46:41] <PriceisMagic> (Yes)
  251. [2012-12-29 16:46:48] <PriceisMagic> (Nice dropping that +5)
  252. [2012-12-29 16:46:49] <Falconis> you are also a swordsman
  253. [2012-12-29 16:47:10] <Blunder_Flake> No sword ;n;
  254. [2012-12-29 16:47:44] <Falconis> You clench both hands around his neck, attempting to strangle and the man calmly and slowly grabs you by the arms and peels them off with a sure strength, upper arm muscles bulging
  255. [2012-12-29 16:47:56] <Falconis> he attempts to push forward and rise
  256. [2012-12-29 16:48:02] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+50
  257. [2012-12-29 16:48:02] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(2.32) Total(116) Rolled(1d100+50=66)
  258. [2012-12-29 16:48:08] <Falconis> act?
  259. [2012-12-29 16:48:19] <PriceisMagic> 9This was a terrible idea)
  260. [2012-12-29 16:48:37] <Blunder_Flake> (And what's the other, slowly close the tent flap and NOPE away?)
  261. [2012-12-29 16:49:19] <PriceisMagic> (Grab a rock and brain him?)
  262. [2012-12-29 16:49:53] <Blunder_Flake> (Who sleeps with a rock near his head?)
  263. [2012-12-29 16:50:03] <Blunder_Flake> fist his noggin
  264. [2012-12-29 16:50:07] <Blunder_Flake> no wait
  265. [2012-12-29 16:50:11] <Blunder_Flake> I got an even better idea
  266. [2012-12-29 16:50:19] <Blunder_Flake> STAB HIS EYES
  267. [2012-12-29 16:50:28] <Blunder_Flake> EYEBALLS, MEET FINGERS
  268. [2012-12-29 16:50:50] <Falconis> >_>
  269. [2012-12-29 16:51:40] <Falconis> welp, contest his strength then
  270. [2012-12-29 16:52:19] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  271. [2012-12-29 16:52:19] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 46 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 21 1,0 }
  272. [2012-12-29 16:52:34] <Blunder_Flake> "HAAAAAAAL!"
  273. [2012-12-29 16:53:21] <Falconis> you struggle to get your fingers into his eyes, but he keeps your arms held firmly, away from his visual globes.
  274. [2012-12-29 16:53:35] <Blunder_Flake> SPIT IN ÉM
  275. [2012-12-29 16:53:39] <Falconis> You shout through your shattered jaw
  276. [2012-12-29 16:53:56] <Blunder_Flake> >inb4 roll for projectile attack and accuracy
  277. [2012-12-29 16:54:00] <Falconis> nope
  278. [2012-12-29 16:54:07] <Falconis> You spit in his face
  279. [2012-12-29 16:54:10] <PriceisMagic> (your jaw /is/ shattered)
  280. [2012-12-29 16:54:15] <Falconis> [Redscar]"..."
  281. [2012-12-29 16:54:21] <Blunder_Flake> (How do you shatter a jaw?)
  282. [2012-12-29 16:54:28] <Falconis> (box)
  283. [2012-12-29 16:54:41] <Blunder_Flake> (Well, true)
  284. [2012-12-29 16:54:48] <Falconis> .dice 3d100+20
  285. [2012-12-29 16:54:49] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(11.65) Total(233) Rolled(3d100+20=97, 77, 39)
  286. [2012-12-29 16:55:16] <Falconis> roll defense/evasion
  287. [2012-12-29 16:55:17] <Falconis> >_>
  288. [2012-12-29 16:55:37] <Blunder_Flake> 1 or 3 dice?
  289. [2012-12-29 16:55:57] <Falconis> 1
  290. [2012-12-29 16:56:11] <PriceisMagic> (need to watch out for this guy)
  291. [2012-12-29 16:56:36] <Blunder_Flake> (GREAT DEDUCTIVE SKILLS THERE)
  292. [2012-12-29 16:56:42] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  293. [2012-12-29 16:56:42] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 72 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 47 1,0 }
  294. [2012-12-29 16:56:51] <PriceisMagic> (I know right? Sherlock best watch out)
  295. [2012-12-29 16:58:55] <Falconis> The punch is as swift as you remember, he throws a swift one-two overwhelming your defenses and battering your wounded jaw some more, his follow up kick missing by some twist of fate or lucky step.
  296. [2012-12-29 16:59:13] <Falconis> The punches rock your body and send you stumbling backwards.
  297. [2012-12-29 16:59:44] <Falconis> he advances toward you
  298. [2012-12-29 16:59:45] <Falconis> >_
  299. [2012-12-29 17:00:12] <Blunder_Flake> Get to tent 5. Scurry butt and head
  300. [2012-12-29 17:01:56] <Falconis> You retreat and shuffle over to tent 5, Redscar advancing slowly and unhurriedly behind you. He growls and cracks his knuckles
  301. [2012-12-29 17:01:56] <Blunder_Flake> Oh man, Falcon
  302. [2012-12-29 17:01:59] <Falconis> ?
  303. [2012-12-29 17:02:17] <Blunder_Flake> How come you didn't add +50 bonus for when i punched him?
  304. [2012-12-29 17:02:21] <Blunder_Flake> WHAT'S IN THE TENT
  305. [2012-12-29 17:02:38] <Falconis> because he was just waking up
  306. [2012-12-29 17:03:14] <Falconis> you enter the tent
  307. [2012-12-29 17:05:04] <Falconis> a threadbare bedroll lays on the floor with a few crocus bags filled with some kind of grain and turnips behind it. A brace of daggers leans up against a bag beside a polishing cloth
  308. [2012-12-29 17:05:18] <Falconis> 2 squat clay pots sit at the foot of the bed
  309. [2012-12-29 17:05:20] <Falconis> >_
  310. [2012-12-29 17:05:29] <Falconis> the brace has 3 daggers
  311. [2012-12-29 17:05:38] <Falconis> in case you were wondering
  312. [2012-12-29 17:05:50] <Blunder_Flake> acquire daggers, cut up bag
  313. [2012-12-29 17:05:58] <Blunder_Flake> hurrryyyy
  314. [2012-12-29 17:06:20] <Blunder_Flake> And what was Hal doing when I came out from redscar's tent?
  315. [2012-12-29 17:06:28] <Falconis> can't see him from there
  316. [2012-12-29 17:06:35] <Blunder_Flake> Old Man's got impressive VIT stats
  317. [2012-12-29 17:06:54] <Falconis> cutting up any bag in particular or just a bag?
  318. [2012-12-29 17:07:19] <Blunder_Flake> Are there multiple bags?
  319. [2012-12-29 17:07:27] <Falconis> yes
  320. [2012-12-29 17:07:34] <Falconis> several
  321. [2012-12-29 17:08:12] <Blunder_Flake> the one that seems like it's got more solid objecs
  322. [2012-12-29 17:08:15] <Blunder_Flake> large solid objects
  323. [2012-12-29 17:08:22] <Falconis> ...the turnip bag?
  324. [2012-12-29 17:08:24] <Falconis> >_>
  325. [2012-12-29 17:08:32] <Falconis> geez what is with this game and turnips
  326. [2012-12-29 17:08:38] <Blunder_Flake> THE OTHERS
  327. [2012-12-29 17:08:44] <Blunder_Flake> cut them up, dice and slice
  328. [2012-12-29 17:08:53] <Falconis> okay
  329. [2012-12-29 17:08:57] <Blunder_Flake> (>inb4 roll or chopped turnips)
  330. [2012-12-29 17:08:57] <PriceisMagic> (Fucking Turnips, you were lying about having a fetish for them werent you?)
  331. [2012-12-29 17:09:47] <Falconis> you go in and grab one of the daggers and start slicing up bags, spilling their contents all over the forest floor
  332. [2012-12-29 17:10:28] <Falconis> grains turnips and what looks like crushed corn fall out of them
  333. [2012-12-29 17:10:42] <Blunder_Flake> SERIOUSLY THIS OLD MAN
  334. [2012-12-29 17:10:42] <Falconis> Redscar enters the tent behind you
  335. [2012-12-29 17:11:00] <Blunder_Flake> cut the tent, gtfo
  336. [2012-12-29 17:11:20] <Falconis> >_>
  337. [2012-12-29 17:12:07] <Falconis> you lunge over to the side of the tent and attempt to cut your way out, driving the knife into the cloth
  338. [2012-12-29 17:12:27] <Falconis> Redscar advances, reaching towards you
  339. [2012-12-29 17:12:35] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
  340. [2012-12-29 17:12:35] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(62.00) Total(62) Rolled(1d100=62)
  341. [2012-12-29 17:13:13] <Falconis> <_<
  342. [2012-12-29 17:13:15] <Falconis> >_>
  343. [2012-12-29 17:13:27] <Falconis> u gonna roll evasion/defense?
  344. [2012-12-29 17:13:47] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  345. [2012-12-29 17:13:47] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 37 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 12 1,0 }
  346. [2012-12-29 17:15:15] <Falconis> Redscar grabs you and flings you back into the tent proper, lifting you off the ground with a slight grunt. You land heavily on your back
  347. [2012-12-29 17:15:19] <Falconis> >_
  348. [2012-12-29 17:15:55] <Blunder_Flake> STAAAB
  349. [2012-12-29 17:16:03] <Blunder_Flake> SHANK HIM TWICE
  350. [2012-12-29 17:16:31] <PriceisMagic> (Is Redscar gonna have to choke a bitch?)
  351. [2012-12-29 17:16:36] <Falconis> so that's a dual attack round?
  352. [2012-12-29 17:17:03] <Falconis> anyway >_> you know the penalties
  353. [2012-12-29 17:17:06] <Falconis> roll
  354. [2012-12-29 17:17:46] <Blunder_Flake> Well, a dagger in each hand...and I'm just stabbing
  355. [2012-12-29 17:17:46] <Falconis> counter
  356. [2012-12-29 17:18:04] <Falconis> .dice 1d100
  357. [2012-12-29 17:18:05] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(6.00) Total(6) Rolled(1d100=6)
  358. [2012-12-29 17:18:10] <Falconis> roll you rolls man
  359. [2012-12-29 17:18:17] <PriceisMagic> (Noice)
  360. [2012-12-29 17:18:27] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-35
  361. [2012-12-29 17:18:27] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 35 ] { 1,0 65 1,0 - 35 = 1,0 30 1,0 }
  362. [2012-12-29 17:18:41] <PriceisMagic> (-35?)
  363. [2012-12-29 17:18:46] <Blunder_Flake> double attack
  364. [2012-12-29 17:18:48] <Falconis> that was supposed to be two dice
  365. [2012-12-29 17:18:52] <Falconis> roll another
  366. [2012-12-29 17:18:55] <Blunder_Flake> here's one more
  367. [2012-12-29 17:18:56] <Falconis> for the second attack
  368. [2012-12-29 17:19:00] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-35
  369. [2012-12-29 17:19:00] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 35 ] { 1,0 95 1,0 - 35 = 1,0 60 1,0 }
  370. [2012-12-29 17:19:04] <PriceisMagic> (Yeah so its -25 then -25)
  371. [2012-12-29 17:19:09] <PriceisMagic> (35)
  372. [2012-12-29 17:19:17] <Blunder_Flake> Oh. Then just add 10 then
  373. [2012-12-29 17:19:19] <Falconis> no you apply the - to each roll
  374. [2012-12-29 17:19:20] <PriceisMagic> (Bitchen rollz bruz)
  375. [2012-12-29 17:19:21] <Falconis> >_>
  376. [2012-12-29 17:19:43] <Falconis> if you attack twice as a normal build person, -10 from each, three times - 20 from each
  377. [2012-12-29 17:19:48] <Falconis> etc etc etc
  378. [2012-12-29 17:20:53] <Blunder_Flake> Thus, 35. 25 from all actions due to being wounded, and 10 more for double attack
  379. [2012-12-29 17:23:10] <Blunder_Flake> errr, Falc?
  380. [2012-12-29 17:23:12] <Blunder_Flake> You there?
  381. [2012-12-29 17:23:20] <PriceisMagic> (Hes typing)
  382. [2012-12-29 17:23:24] <Falconis> You lunge forward and Redscar swings his foot for a kick to intercept. Maybe he misjudged the distance, maybe he lost his balance, maybe fate finally saw your roll request from back then and tried to fix shit pronto, but the foot misses entirely. You lunge forward driving the blades into the unbalanced man, sending him tumbling backwards. The blades wrench free with a sickly, meaty squelch...
  383. [2012-12-29 17:23:24] <Falconis> ...as he falls back, body sagging into the side of the tent.
  384. [2012-12-29 17:23:37] <PriceisMagic> (Did this to me yesterday a couple times)
  385. [2012-12-29 17:23:45] <Blunder_Flake> >maybe fate finally saw your roll request from back then and tried to fix shit pronto
  386. [2012-12-29 17:23:52] <Blunder_Flake> BASED YEVEHSIN
  387. [2012-12-29 17:23:55] <Blunder_Flake> I BELIEVE
  388. [2012-12-29 17:24:33] <Blunder_Flake> NOW
  389. [2012-12-29 17:24:34] <Blunder_Flake> run
  390. [2012-12-29 17:24:42] <Blunder_Flake> TENT...4
  391. [2012-12-29 17:24:45] <Blunder_Flake> hurry
  392. [2012-12-29 17:24:46] <Falconis> Blood runs from his chest, the wounds jagged and uneven, a bitch to repair for sure. His mouth fills and overflows with blood and he coughs. His eyes focus on you with hate. And you run away
  393. [2012-12-29 17:24:48] <Falconis> roll for run
  394. [2012-12-29 17:24:57] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-25
  395. [2012-12-29 17:24:57] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 25 ] { 1,0 11 1,0 - 25 = 1,0 -14 1,0 }
  396. [2012-12-29 17:25:03] <Falconis> <_<
  397. [2012-12-29 17:25:05] <Falconis> nope
  398. [2012-12-29 17:25:17] <Blunder_Flake> SCRAMBLING
  399. [2012-12-29 17:25:33] <Blunder_Flake> that cliggs or whatever his name was
  400. [2012-12-29 17:25:42] <Blunder_Flake> that fuckface was playing with my gel
  401. [2012-12-29 17:25:47] <Blunder_Flake> gotta find it
  402. [2012-12-29 17:25:48] <Falconis> You turn to run and your legs become entangled with fatigue sending you falling to the floor for the umpteenth time. Your body shudders.
  403. [2012-12-29 17:26:21] <Falconis> body condition - critical - 30 to all rolls
  404. [2012-12-29 17:27:01] <Falconis> You scramble over to tent 4, body racked with pain and vision becoming blurred
  405. [2012-12-29 17:27:03] <Blunder_Flake> C'mon Hrist! This is no state for a Minervan Guard to be in
  406. [2012-12-29 17:27:07] <Falconis> <_<
  407. [2012-12-29 17:27:16] <Falconis> You go inside the tent
  408. [2012-12-29 17:27:22] <Blunder_Flake> THE TIDES ARE TURNING, ARE YOU ABOUT TO GIVE UP NOW?!
  409. [2012-12-29 17:28:21] <Falconis> There is a threadbare bed roll and an unstrung bow with some half built arrows by it's side. two clay pots sit by the foot of the bed
  410. [2012-12-29 17:28:32] <Blunder_Flake> NOPE
  411. [2012-12-29 17:28:34] <Blunder_Flake> TENT 2
  412. [2012-12-29 17:29:22] <Falconis> you crawl out to tent two, running on the dregs of your energy reserves and sheer willpower
  413. [2012-12-29 17:30:12] <Falconis> this tent seems much the same as the rest
  414. [2012-12-29 17:30:18] <Falconis> nothing special in here at all
  415. [2012-12-29 17:30:27] <Blunder_Flake> ....oh god
  416. [2012-12-29 17:30:29] <Blunder_Flake> the final one
  417. [2012-12-29 17:30:42] <Blunder_Flake> I need my stuff if I'm to defeat redscar
  418. [2012-12-29 17:30:57] <PriceisMagic> (>implying thats possible)
  419. [2012-12-29 17:31:29] <Blunder_Flake> (I TOLD YOU I WILL. AND SOON, I SHALL PROVE IT)
  420. [2012-12-29 17:32:27] <PriceisMagic> (Dude, you're at critical you're going to have to start rolling fort saves to not die/passout like I did)
  421. [2012-12-29 17:32:40] <Falconis> you leave the second tent
  422. [2012-12-29 17:33:04] <Falconis> and come face to face with the cloaked man you saw before
  423. [2012-12-29 17:33:07] <Falconis> >_
  424. [2012-12-29 17:33:30] <Blunder_Flake> lunge
  425. [2012-12-29 17:34:06] <Blunder_Flake> I'm buying time for Hal now, thanking him for taking those hits
  426. [2012-12-29 17:34:15] <Falconis> >_>
  427. [2012-12-29 17:34:16] <Falconis> roll
  428. [2012-12-29 17:34:23] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-30
  429. [2012-12-29 17:34:24] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 30 ] { 1,0 15 1,0 - 30 = 1,0 -15 1,0 }
  430. [2012-12-29 17:34:40] <Falconis> rolling to see if he gets counter
  431. [2012-12-29 17:34:51] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+30
  432. [2012-12-29 17:34:52] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(3.90) Total(117) Rolled(1d100+30=87)
  433. [2012-12-29 17:35:04] <Falconis> actually, I think getting a neg would be auto counter anyway
  434. [2012-12-29 17:35:07] <Falconis> hrm >_>
  435. [2012-12-29 17:35:12] <Falconis> I'll have to think on that
  436. [2012-12-29 17:35:42] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+5
  437. [2012-12-29 17:35:43] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(4.40) Total(22) Rolled(1d100+5=17)
  438. [2012-12-29 17:36:11] <PriceisMagic> (That for Hal?)
  439. [2012-12-29 17:36:15] <Falconis> You lunge at him and he deftly steps aside, and smacks you on the back of the head, a glancing blow that feels for like a tickle
  440. [2012-12-29 17:36:24] <Falconis> no that's his free counter
  441. [2012-12-29 17:36:28] <Falconis> rolling for attack
  442. [2012-12-29 17:36:29] <PriceisMagic> (ah)
  443. [2012-12-29 17:36:36] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+5
  444. [2012-12-29 17:36:36] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(16.80) Total(84) Rolled(1d100+5=79)
  445. [2012-12-29 17:36:44] <Falconis> rollu defense/evasion
  446. [2012-12-29 17:36:52] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-35
  447. [2012-12-29 17:36:52] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 35 ] { 1,0 65 1,0 - 35 = 1,0 30 1,0 }
  448. [2012-12-29 17:37:21] <Falconis> He kicks you in the knees
  449. [2012-12-29 17:37:23] <Falconis> you fall
  450. [2012-12-29 17:38:23] <Falconis> roll d100 survival
  451. [2012-12-29 17:39:05] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100
  452. [2012-12-29 17:39:06] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 57 1,0 = 1,0 57 1,0 }
  453. [2012-12-29 17:39:51] <Falconis> Your heart beats heavily, laboriously, your head throbs and strains to keep you in action
  454. [2012-12-29 17:39:53] <Falconis> >_
  455. [2012-12-29 17:40:14] <Blunder_Flake> Crawl away...
  456. [2012-12-29 17:42:10] <Falconis> oh right
  457. [2012-12-29 17:42:12] <Falconis> before I forget
  458. [2012-12-29 17:42:16] <Falconis> congrats, lv 2
  459. [2012-12-29 17:42:26] <PriceisMagic> (For what its worth)
  460. [2012-12-29 17:42:35] <Blunder_Flake> You love making me suffer
  461. [2012-12-29 17:42:38] <Falconis> you crawl away
  462. [2012-12-29 17:44:23] <Falconis> [???4]"Now what do we have here, thought you could get away did ya?"
  463. [2012-12-29 17:44:51] <Falconis> you hear slow footsteps following you
  464. [2012-12-29 17:45:16] <Blunder_Flake> "....that's not for you to decide."
  465. [2012-12-29 17:45:20] <Blunder_Flake> THROW DAGGER
  466. [2012-12-29 17:45:24] <Falconis> ...
  467. [2012-12-29 17:45:25] <Falconis> rollu
  468. [2012-12-29 17:45:33] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-30
  469. [2012-12-29 17:45:34] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 30 ] { 1,0 57 1,0 - 30 = 1,0 27 1,0 }
  470. [2012-12-29 17:45:41] <Falconis> >_>
  471. [2012-12-29 17:45:46] <Falconis> rolling to see if he gets counter
  472. [2012-12-29 17:45:50] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+30
  473. [2012-12-29 17:45:51] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(4.30) Total(129) Rolled(1d100+30=99)
  474. [2012-12-29 17:45:54] <Falconis> yup
  475. [2012-12-29 17:45:56] <Blunder_Flake> JESUS CHRIST
  476. [2012-12-29 17:45:57] <PriceisMagic> (.......)
  477. [2012-12-29 17:45:59] <Blunder_Flake> SWEET JESUS
  478. [2012-12-29 17:46:08] <Blunder_Flake> fuck you classhole, til the ends of the earth
  479. [2012-12-29 17:46:19] <PriceisMagic> (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=downer)
  480. [2012-12-29 17:48:07] <PriceisMagic> (I just hope Hal gets away, also at least you gave Redscar a new way to breath))
  481. [2012-12-29 17:48:23] <Falconis> <_<
  482. [2012-12-29 17:48:41] <Blunder_Flake> (>implying death)
  483. [2012-12-29 17:49:05] <Falconis> You throw the dagger at the man, and he dodges it with ease, he throws a foot at you
  484. [2012-12-29 17:49:09] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+5
  485. [2012-12-29 17:49:09] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(8.00) Total(40) Rolled(1d100+5=35)
  486. [2012-12-29 17:49:20] <Falconis> that's his counter btw
  487. [2012-12-29 17:49:30] <Falconis> welp, it beat your roll
  488. [2012-12-29 17:50:02] <Falconis> the foot impacts with your side, raising you slightly off the floor
  489. [2012-12-29 17:50:04] <Falconis> he kicks again
  490. [2012-12-29 17:50:20] <Falconis> counter or defense evasion?
  491. [2012-12-29 17:50:36] <Blunder_Flake> What could I counter with?
  492. [2012-12-29 17:50:45] <Falconis> that's for you to decide
  493. [2012-12-29 17:50:46] <Falconis> >_>
  494. [2012-12-29 17:50:48] <Blunder_Flake> Hmm.
  495. [2012-12-29 17:50:52] <Falconis> but if you aren't countering
  496. [2012-12-29 17:50:55] <PriceisMagic> 9Unless you can beat a 129 dont bother)
  497. [2012-12-29 17:50:55] <Falconis> guess ill roll
  498. [2012-12-29 17:51:17] <Falconis> .dice 1d100+5
  499. [2012-12-29 17:51:18] <Classhole> Falconis: Average(4.00) Total(20) Rolled(1d100+5=15)
  500. [2012-12-29 17:51:24] <Falconis> rollu defense evasion
  501. [2012-12-29 17:51:32] <Blunder_Flake> !roll 1d100-35
  502. [2012-12-29 17:51:33] <Ecclesia> 1,0 Blunder_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 35 ] { 1,0 28 1,0 - 35 = 1,0 -7 1,0 }
  503. [2012-12-29 17:51:39] <Falconis> ;-;
  504. [2012-12-29 17:51:46] <PriceisMagic> (Wow)
  505. [2012-12-29 17:51:52] <PriceisMagic> (Loving dem rolls)
  506. [2012-12-29 17:52:00] |<-- Ecclesia has left irc.rizon.net (Remote host closed the connection)
  507. [2012-12-29 17:52:21] <Falconis> eut
  508. [2012-12-29 17:52:23] <Falconis> wut
  509. [2012-12-29 17:52:36] <Blunder_Flake> Fuck my bot
  510. [2012-12-29 17:52:39] <PriceisMagic> (She betrayed him)
  511. [2012-12-29 17:53:33] <Falconis> anyway
  512. [2012-12-29 17:53:47] <Falconis> he kicks you again, driving the air from your diaphram
  513. [2012-12-29 17:53:58] <Falconis> roll for consciousness
  514. [2012-12-29 17:54:05] <PriceisMagic> (inb4 1)
  515. [2012-12-29 17:54:09] <Blunder_Flake> Does -30 apply?
  516. [2012-12-29 17:54:10] <Falconis> no
  517. [2012-12-29 17:54:23] <Blunder_Flake> .dice 1d100
  518. [2012-12-29 17:54:24] <Classhole> Blunder_Flake: Average(64.00) Total(64) Rolled(1d100=64)
  519. [2012-12-29 17:54:28] <Blunder_Flake> AWWWW YEAAAAH
  520. [2012-12-29 17:54:43] <Falconis> these rolls are always 1d100 unless certain abilities are used
  521. [2012-12-29 17:54:46] <Blunder_Flake> fuckin classhole i knew I shouldn't have left you
  522. [2012-12-29 17:54:52] <Falconis> ok, act
  523. [2012-12-29 17:55:02] <Blunder_Flake> TENT ONE
  524. [2012-12-29 17:55:21] <PriceisMagic> (Ahm sorry bahby, cin yah evah tek me bahk?)
  525. [2012-12-29 17:55:36] <Falconis> you start crawling again and he steps on your back, driving you down into the floor
  526. [2012-12-29 17:56:03] <Falconis> [???4]"Sheesh, this one won't even make a good slave. We should probably just get rid of im"
  527. [2012-12-29 17:56:33] <Blunder_Flake> "Fuckin' hell, Hal what the shit are you doing..."
  528. [2012-12-29 17:57:19] <Blunder_Flake> turn over....CUT ACHILLES HEEL
  529. [2012-12-29 17:57:39] <Falconis> (being the man who took much more damage from Red early and doesn't have the training or body or youth of a minervan souldier who is also bound more securely because he didn't go down in one hit when you got ambushed)
  530. [2012-12-29 17:57:45] <Falconis> you try and turn over
  531. [2012-12-29 17:57:50] <Blunder_Flake> brb 2 hours
  532. [2012-12-29 17:57:50] <Falconis> the man drives you into the floor
  533. [2012-12-29 17:58:03] <Falconis> have fun
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