Shawyunigans #1

Apr 03 20:25:56 <Saryx>	Okay, so, Shawyun! It's pretty late at night when you get thrown out the door by Thomas beachwards! Upon reaching the most westwards stretch of beach, you can see Saryx hard at work with his... Thing... 'Thing' referencing the unwieldy mess that's supposed to eventually be turning into a ship in a bottle in Saryx' mind. Behind him a statue glistening in the moonlight! His company
Apr 03 20:25:56 <Saryx>	for the evening would be composed of his craftsmen companions, Surt and Vegr. Fero was probably left to flop about in the water. ... He'd elect to do so far, far away from Saryx.
Apr 03 20:27:20 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun approaches quietly, head down and hands in pocket. "Hey..."
Apr 03 20:27:51 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks to the statue, confused. "Huh."
Apr 03 20:29:09 <Saryx>	Saryx pulls his head out of his work and turns to Shawyun! "Heeey! Heeey, Shawyun!" ... Assume for now that all of Saryx' dialogue is one notch up on the boldometer so we don't all suffer.
Apr 03 20:29:55 <Saryx>	He waves the man over enthusiastically.
Apr 03 20:31:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun walks over and just slumps into the sand, watching what you're doing quietly for a bit.  "Is...that statue who I think it is."
Apr 03 20:33:53 <Saryx>	Saryx beams with pride. "It suuure is, Shawyun! Made it myself earlier this week!" Yeah, it's a statue of Valdis. ... You know, the Elite Four member. A simple pose, just her standing with an arm outstretched, as if gripping something. "You like it, Shawyun?"
Apr 03 20:37:09 »»	Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
Apr 03 20:37:44 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I've never actually met her.  What's she supposed to be holding?"
Apr 03 20:41:28 <Saryx>	"Weeell..." Saryx moves over to the statue himself to provide supplementary gestures to his explanation. "She's supposed to be wielding a bow. Kiiinda like the one Dad and I made for her a while back..." Fisted hands go to the sides of the outstretched hand, sliding along some imaginary length. "... Buuuut I don't have an actual bow to stick in there yet... I'd wanna put
Apr 03 20:41:28 <Saryx>	something close to the real thing there if I could later... But I still think it looks real nice myself, even without the bow!"
Apr 03 20:42:48 <Saryx>	He moves back over to Shawyun, plopping down in front of him. "But I got a message from the Braves' wall on my phone earlier! Thomas said you were real upset. What's got you so down, Shawyun?!?"
Apr 03 20:44:39 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He shrugs. "You saw what happened earlier.  My plan is sorta ruined now."
Apr 03 20:44:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Haven't felt this bad since...why'd you make that thing anyway?"
Apr 03 20:45:17 »»	Domovoi is now known as Genevieve
Apr 03 20:45:52 <Genevieve>	"To be fair, it wasn't a very good plan." Gen comes walking down from the same direction Shawyun came in, Newton bouncing along on his toddler leash. "A better one might actually work."
Apr 03 20:46:52 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks over. "Oh, hey Genevieve."
Apr 03 20:47:24 <Genevieve>	"Hey hey." She tips her head at the glass Valdis. "Nice statue."
Apr 03 20:47:33 <Saryx>	"Maaan, the thing with Razor's what's got you so bummed?!?" Saryx patpats. "As per why I made it..." He about faces, reaching for a bottle of Haxorus Piss half-buried in the sand, when he sees Gen and "Ohmanwhendidyougethere?!?" He jumps up, kinda surprised by her being here, and then... Runs to cover up the statue, though waaay late on that.
Apr 03 20:48:01 <Saryx>	Cover it up by just standing in front of it. Saryx' face is, like... Waaay red right now.
Apr 03 20:49:14 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I dunno I never really TRIED to ask anyone out before.  Didn't help she sorta guessed what I was planning."
Apr 03 20:51:10 »»	Genevieve looks at Saryx. "Chill, I just came here to help Shawyun." She nods to Shawyun. "You know she didn't realize you were asking her out right away, right?"
Apr 03 20:53:27 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Yeah I'm an idiot.  I saw how she moved around and such in that fight and figured she was into parkour or something with how she moved and dressed.  So that's why I tried that way."
Apr 03 20:53:57 <Saryx>	"Oh." ... Saryx puts his arms down and just... Slowly scurries back to his seat before Shawyun. Plucking the bottle out of the sand along his way back. "... Yeah, though, Shawyun. ... I don't think she got that one all too quick."
Apr 03 20:54:21 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Though that wasn't just it, cause sneaking into Thomas's studio WAS part of the plan."
Apr 03 20:54:32 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I was trying to kill two birds with one stone or something."
Apr 03 20:56:30 <Genevieve>	"Light burglary maybe isn't a good first date idea."
Apr 03 20:57:47 <Saryx>	"Yeah, you can't just go around breaking into people's houses, though, Shawyun! Most people don't like doing that, and especially don't like it when that kind of thing happens to them! That's why you got..." Saryx pauses to think. "... Waaait, how did Lil even throw you out the window of her house, anyways?!?"
Apr 03 20:58:11 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"We weren't going to -take- anything just..." he mutters something under his breath, seems embarassed to say it too loudly.
Apr 03 20:58:26 <Genevieve>	"She has a Gardevoir, that might have done the throwing."
Apr 03 20:59:01 <Genevieve>	"Rose isn't much of a hands on deliquent type, if you wanted to break and enter for fun, you should have asked me instead."
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Apr 03 21:00:18 <Saryx>	"Right! The one with the cool cape!" He reaches over to his cooler, and emerges with plastic cups. "Either of you guys... Want?" He staaares at Gen. "Wait, you would do that kind of thing, Gen?!?"
Apr 03 21:00:40 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks up to Genevieve.  "I just need to get another look at his dumb yearbook."
Apr 03 21:01:01 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"It was gonna take like 5 minutes and then we coulda gone to do other stuff."
Apr 03 21:01:47 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"But I needed someone to help me cause I can't look at it and wrestle that damned hellbeast of his at the same time!"
Apr 03 21:02:29 »»	Genevieve laughs. "I can't do it on my own, but I've done a bit of recreational B and E, yeah. Thundercry is more fun when you can get some doors open."
Apr 03 21:04:45 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Hell I know it LOOKED bad to you guys with the whole fire pit thing but that's just us dicking around.  We all do it to each other.  I wasn't ACTUALLY gonna let them cook him.  I was just trying to get him to call her!" He sighs.
Apr 03 21:06:52 <Saryx>	"Oh, that's... Ummmm.... Interesting..." Saryx whistles innocently before turning back to Shawyun. "Yeah, Dr. Vai told me about that on her page, I think! ... or was it mine? It'd be a pain to check on my phone again... But yeah, you guys have a real interesting way of being friends with one another."
Apr 03 21:07:40 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Biggy Lil exaggerates we were hangin' out just fine till I touched the milk in the fridge."
Apr 03 21:09:34 <Genevieve>	"Call who?"
Apr 03 21:09:42 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks back over to Genevieve. "WOULD you help me?  I swear there's a point to this...erm.."
Apr 03 21:10:10 <Shawyun_Sariri>	You get the sense he's sorta embarrased to bring something up, roll me Charm or Guile you guys.
Apr 03 21:10:29 <Genevieve>	3d6 Charm
Apr 03 21:10:30 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, Charm: 7 [3d6=1,4,2]
Apr 03 21:10:49 <Saryx>	2d6
Apr 03 21:10:51 <DiceMaid-9001>	Saryx, 2d6: 7 [2d6=1,6]
Apr 03 21:11:06 <Saryx>	... If that fails... Saryx can try and Help Gen.
Apr 03 21:11:29 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Helping would do it! Toss something else on that to coax it out of him.
Apr 03 21:12:13 <Genevieve>	"Maybe, what kind of point? What are we getting into here?"
Apr 03 21:12:23 <Genevieve>	3d6+2
Apr 03 21:12:23 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, 3d6+2: 10 [3d6=3,2,3]
Apr 03 21:12:52 <Saryx>	"To what, Shawyun? You don't gotta be scared or anything! I mean, if I didn't wanna help you out with nothing, I wouldn't have called you out here in the first place~"
Apr 03 21:13:04 <Saryx>	He patpats Shawyun on the shoulder.
Apr 03 21:13:19 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks down and nods.  "Alright...well..."
Apr 03 21:14:02 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Thomas wasn't always so MOPEY.  It was only after we all came back from abroad.  Ben and I know something happened that really got to him but we couldn't figure it out."
Apr 03 21:14:51 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"And I know I really stumbled into it somehow when Ben got engaged.  We were in a prank war of sorts so I scanned some pictures out of Thomas's year book and photoshopped Ben into them in compromising situations and slipped her the photos when he introduced us to her."
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Apr 03 21:16:16 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Ben obviously was pissed, but Thomas just got WORSE after that.  And I want to do something to fix it cause when Ben gets married I think he's gonna retire from this whole thing, and then Biggy Lil will probably jump ship rather than deal with us, and Thomas isn't gonna stick around either...things will just...fall apart."
Apr 03 21:16:49 <Genevieve>	"And neither of you could just, like...sit down and talk to him about it?"
Apr 03 21:17:15 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"He just walls up.  We dunno what to do about it."
Apr 03 21:17:33 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I just know it had something to do with this one picture in there with Lady Alvar I mentioned and he LOST IT."
Apr 03 21:17:38 <Genevieve>	"He did seem pretty bothered by the lesbian locket."
Apr 03 21:20:00 <Saryx>	"Really? I figured it was just 'cause he played Call of Duty he was such a madbutt all the time! Really! Playing that game a whole lot would make you curse and scream at everyone the way he does." Saryx shakes his head as he drops his comment to the first part of that. "... Yeah, that sounds real bad, though, Shawyun! ... Wait, Lady Alvar? The girl you were trying to get
Apr 03 21:20:00 <Saryx>	the concert tickets for? ... Was that all part of this plan you're trying to work up right now, too?"
Apr 03 21:20:18 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I don't really CARE about the tickets."
Apr 03 21:20:25 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Yeah it'd be cool but I more wanted him to CALL her."
Apr 03 21:20:37 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I figured a little pgymie roasting would coax him into it."
Apr 03 21:20:58 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He sighs.  "So much for that plan though."
Apr 03 21:21:20 <Genevieve>	"Creative at least."
Apr 03 21:22:21 <Saryx>	"... He'd really take roasting over just calling this girl? He must really not wanna talk to that girl."
Apr 03 21:23:02 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I didn't account for the part where he knew I was full of shit cause I needed to get him back for the quicksand thing anyway."
Apr 03 21:23:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Or Ben showing up with backup."
Apr 03 21:25:02 <Genevieve>	"I could try to help then, yeah."
Apr 03 21:25:49 <Saryx>	"... Sorry, Shawyun. That did not look good from where we were watching, though! ... And yeah, you can count me in, too!"
Apr 03 21:26:42 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks up to both of you. "For real?"  he seems a bit surprised, really.
Apr 03 21:28:00 <Genevieve>	"Yeah, sure."
Apr 03 21:28:06 <Saryx>	"For real, Shawyun!" He pumps a single fist, still sporting an empty cup within, skywards!
Apr 03 21:28:55 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"This -is- sorta risky though.  He's kept that hellbeast guarding his stuff ever since then."
Apr 03 21:29:03 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"And he keeps it locked up for good reason."
Apr 03 21:30:19 <Saryx>	"... Juuust to make sure, though..." His arm drops back down to 'ground' level. "... This isn't that thing with all the hands, is it?"
Apr 03 21:31:01 <Genevieve>	"Or the Zapdos?"
Apr 03 21:31:29 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"That dumb coffin and Morgan don't have shit on that thing."
Apr 03 21:33:02 <Genevieve>	"Okay, details, then. What is it and why are you afraid of it?"
Apr 03 21:33:13 <Saryx>	"As long as it's not a ghost..." Saryx rises to his feet, struggling just a bit on his way up. "... We can totally take it! Right, Gen?!?" He wraps an arm around her, all buddy buddy-like! Someone's a little confident!
Apr 03 21:35:11 »»	Genevieve tips her glasses down her nose and looks at Saryx. "No. We're new trainers, there's plenty of stuff we can't handle out there."
Apr 03 21:35:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I'm..."
Apr 03 21:36:08 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Well I think it was his first Poke'mon. At one point."
Apr 03 21:36:17 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I dunno what he did to it.  But aaaaaa-"
Apr 03 21:36:19 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He starts shaking
Apr 03 21:36:40 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I think I could wrestle it if you guys looked through the yearbook and like, took a picture of the pages."
Apr 03 21:37:53 <Saryx>	Saryx reciprocates by tipping his own glasses, staring Gen down and leaning in just a little bit. "Come ooon, though! We're doing this for a friend! And see? Shawyun said he's got the hard part down! All we gotta do is take advantage of the opening he makes!"
Apr 03 21:39:24 <Genevieve>	"Yeah, which is technically -surviving- the threat, not handling it. But, fine, we can at least try."
Apr 03 21:40:27 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He slowly gets up.  "...I dunno what to do with Rosetta though.  But if you guys could help me with this much it'd be awesome." :<
Apr 03 21:41:31 <Saryx>	Saryx' gaze roundabouts straight to Shawyun at a speed that causes a small burst of wind to ruffle Gen's hair! "Oh, oh! I totally got this one!"
Apr 03 21:41:43 <Genevieve>	"Ask her directly if she wants to go out on a date next time you see her. She seriously won't get it otherwise. And if she says no...then it's a no and you can get over it faster."
Apr 03 21:43:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He nods. "Alright..."
Apr 03 21:47:19 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Could we head over now, you think?  I swear this won't take long."
Apr 03 21:47:35 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Worst case you guys get away and it breaks my arm and drags me off to him."
Apr 03 21:47:37 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I could live with that."
Apr 03 21:48:21 <Genevieve>	"I'll try not to let that happen."
Apr 03 21:49:01 <Saryx>	"Yeah! We'll do our best to make sure you get out safe with us!"
Apr 03 21:49:33 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Alright." He smile again and seems more energetic.  "Let's do this then!"
Apr 03 21:50:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He leads you guys back to campus, a small building near the other class rooms. "He teaches a photography seminar and has an office here where he keeps this stuff."
Apr 03 21:50:34 <Saryx>	"Got it! Vegr, you're coming with me! Fero! Surt! Watch my stuff, okay? Especially that bottle of Pee! I need that for the ship later!"
Apr 03 21:50:55 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Bottle of what."
Apr 03 21:51:09 <Saryx>	"... Haxorus Piss." Saryx sighs.
Apr 03 21:51:54 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Oh. Was about to say. Uh."
Apr 03 21:52:23 <Genevieve>	"He's convinced he's going to put together a ship in a bottle before we leave."
Apr 03 21:52:59 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Odd mix to go with a statue of a girl I'm guessing you like a lot too."  He pauses before a window on the first floor, kneels down and withdraws a small lockpicking set from his pockets.
Apr 03 21:53:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"How the hell do they make those things anyway total witchcraft to me..." he rambles on as he fiddles with it...
Apr 03 21:54:10 <Saryx>	"You think I'd offer you and Gen real pee? That's just be gross." And Saryx blushes a bit at the mention of the statue. "... Yeah. I do~"
Apr 03 21:54:15 <Genevieve>	"They're collapsible, you slip them into the bottle and then stand them up."
Apr 03 21:55:36 <Saryx>	"Yeah! Professor Spore said I wouldn't be able to do it... But I'm gonna show him. I will make that ship in a bottle."
Apr 03 21:55:42 <Shawyun_Sariri>	There's a click as he jimmies the window open slowly and quietly as he can.  "Okay.  We're in." He whispers.
Apr 03 21:56:06 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks over to Saryx. "No offense but you -may- need to uh."
Apr 03 21:56:17 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Stop talking or somethin'."
Apr 03 21:56:20 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He climbs into the office room.
Apr 03 21:57:09 <Saryx>	"... Sorry, Shawyun..." He whispers back. it comes out at... Normal voice level.
Apr 03 21:57:29 »»	Genevieve follows Shawyun after a little giggle.
Apr 03 21:58:14 <Saryx>	Saryx follows in after Gen.
Apr 03 21:58:28 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Inside the office is a desk, computer, bookshelf, several trophies and awards on the bookshelf, a line of badges you don't really recognize...
Apr 03 21:58:41 <Saryx>	"... What's so funny?" He inquires prior to entry, though.
Apr 03 21:58:47 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"It's around here -somewhere-.  Look for a book with some Smeargles on it." He starts to snoop around.
Apr 03 21:58:53 <Shawyun_Sariri>	perception checks~
Apr 03 21:58:57 <Genevieve>	"Nothing."
Apr 03 21:59:05 <Genevieve>	2d6
Apr 03 21:59:05 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, 2d6: 12 [2d6=6,6]
Apr 03 21:59:06 <Saryx>	3d6 Hey, I finally buffed this one up :D
Apr 03 21:59:07 <DiceMaid-9001>	Saryx, Hey, I finally buffed this one up :D: 10 [3d6=4,2,4]
Apr 03 21:59:14 <Saryx>	... Butt.
Apr 03 22:00:19 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Genevieve, you head over to the desk and open the drawers.
Apr 03 22:00:58 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Inside you find a large binder of photos, and what you think is the book, leather bound with a smeargle emblem on it. AVALON ACADEMY CLASS OF 203X.
Apr 03 22:01:23 <Shawyun_Sariri>	...You also notice a pair of eyes glowing from under the desk, and two rows of teeth from seperate mouths smiling at you.
Apr 03 22:01:41 <Genevieve>	2d6 Pokemon
Apr 03 22:01:42 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, Pokemon: 3 [2d6=1,2]
Apr 03 22:01:50 <Shawyun_Sariri>	OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING AAAA
Apr 03 22:02:01 <Saryx>	Oh my God
Apr 03 22:02:20 <Genevieve>	"Uh...Shawyun?"
Apr 03 22:02:26 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Yeah?"
Apr 03 22:03:52 <Genevieve>	"I found it. And the other thing."
Apr 03 22:04:09 <Saryx>	"Hunh?" Saryx about faces from where he was searching.
Apr 03 22:04:22 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun spins around in a haste, looks under the desk. "DOWN TRIPLE SPAWN OF DOUBLE SATAN!" He dives for it as it whirls around and dives for him!
Apr 03 22:05:06 <Shawyun_Sariri>	The collide and start to grapple with one another! "QUICK. GET A LIGHT ON.  LOOK FOR A CHICK WITH A ROBOTIC ARM MAKING OUT WITH SOME GREEN HAIRED CHICK."
Apr 03 22:05:54 <Genevieve>	"Isn't that what's in Rose's locket?" She waves for Saryx to look for a light while she opens the book and starts to flip through.
Apr 03 22:06:14 <Saryx>	"Oh God what is that thing?!?" Saryx can't help but shout out as the thing bursts out at Shawyun. He unsheathes and flips open his stupid phone for a makeshift source of illumination as he scrambles for the real lights!
Apr 03 22:06:25 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"GAAAAH YOU CHEATY FACE WITH YOUR -STUPID- EAT THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!"
Apr 03 22:06:52 <Shawyun_Sariri>	It's fairly easy to find the light switch with a makeshift flash light!
Apr 03 22:08:09 <Shawyun_Sariri>	As you flip them on...you...see it's...
Apr 03 22:08:17 <Shawyun_Sariri>	yeah it's a mawile.
Apr 03 22:08:36 <Shawyun_Sariri>	And Shawyun is struggling with it on the floor.
Apr 03 22:08:38 <Saryx>	"Got it! Now quick! We gotta find that thing before it, like, eats Shawyun or something!"
Apr 03 22:09:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Both of you roll Focus, or help Genevieve!
Apr 03 22:09:37 <Saryx>	4d6 Focus Check? :D
Apr 03 22:09:38 <DiceMaid-9001>	Saryx, Focus Check? :D: 19 [4d6=6,6,5,2]
Apr 03 22:09:44 <Genevieve>	2d6 what is focus
Apr 03 22:09:45 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, what is focus: 8 [2d6=3,5]
Apr 03 22:10:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Genevieve stresses a bit as she flips through the pages but Saryx is fairly calm as you page through.
Apr 03 22:10:19 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Eventually you find the page in question.
Apr 03 22:10:35 <Shawyun_Sariri>	You see the two girls kissing, and...perception!
Apr 03 22:10:48 <Saryx>	3d6 Ooh la la~
Apr 03 22:10:48 <DiceMaid-9001>	Saryx, Ooh la la~: 11 [3d6=4,2,5]
Apr 03 22:10:48 <Genevieve>	2d6
Apr 03 22:10:48 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, 2d6: 7 [2d6=1,6]
Apr 03 22:12:11 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Both of you see in the background, hidden behind a bunch of people you don't recognize - wait no that's the Silph Co. girl and that other one - a younger Thomas, holding a present with the Mawile standing next to him.
Apr 03 22:12:34 <Genevieve>	"Dang."
Apr 03 22:12:34 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He's holding a wrapped present with some words on a little tag on it, but it's hard to read at the moment!
Apr 03 22:12:47 <Shawyun_Sariri>	The look of distraught and heartbreak on his face
Apr 03 22:12:48 »»	Genevieve takes a snapshot with her phone.
Apr 03 22:12:57 <Saryx>	"There! Right there, Gen! Snap the picture! Quick!"
Apr 03 22:13:10 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"GWAAAAAH" Shawyun hits his head on the low hanging light, it flickers.
Apr 03 22:13:26 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Oh god Saryx you think you saw -two- Mawiles when it flickered.
Apr 03 22:13:39 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"YOU GOT IT? GOOD! GOGOGOGO!" He holds the thing back for you.
Apr 03 22:14:57 <Saryx>	He's on phototaking with his flipphone, too. "... Yeah we, uhhh... We should really get this... Oh, no! You're coming with us, Shawyun!"
Apr 03 22:15:19 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"NO SHIT BUT GET OUT THE WINDOW FIRST."
Apr 03 22:15:33 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"ALL OF THIS I DO FOR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!"
Apr 03 22:15:54 »»	Genevieve calmly slips the book back where she found it before heading out the window.
Apr 03 22:16:45 <Saryx>	"Nnnnngh..." Saryx watches Shawyun and damnit that's not looking good, but yeah fucking Mawiles, man! He's going straight out behind Gen, ready to push her dumb, fat ass out the window!
Apr 03 22:17:11 <Saryx>	By which Bothy totally means not-dumb since she's supposed to be the smart one, and I'm pretty sure she weighs less than Saryx, too. So not really fat, either.
Apr 03 22:17:26 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"EAT CARPET SCUMBAG!" You hear a crash as he tosses the thing away and jumps out the window after you, closing it quickly.
Apr 03 22:17:51 <Shawyun_Sariri>	You see the glowing eyes inside as it just grins and returns under the desk.
Apr 03 22:18:11 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun sits in the grass a bit, breathing heavily.  "It...worked.  It really worked."
Apr 03 22:19:42 <Genevieve>	"Well, I sort of figured this out awhile ago, but I guess now there's proof." She pulls up the picture on her phone and hands it to Shawyun. "Lesbians broke his heart."
Apr 03 22:19:43 »»	Saryx wipes a bead of sweat off his own forehead. "... Yeah... That really did work!"
Apr 03 22:20:20 <Saryx>	"See, Gen?" He turns about to face her. "I told you we had it~"
Apr 03 22:20:56 <Genevieve>	"Shawyun did the heavy lifting, but I guess we did."
Apr 03 22:21:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun looks at the picture closely, squinting.
Apr 03 22:21:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"WHat's it say on the gift?  That's the part I never got." He offers it back
Apr 03 22:21:57 <Genevieve>	2d6 Tech ZOOM AND ENHANCE
Apr 03 22:21:57 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, Tech ZOOM AND ENHANCE: 11 [2d6=5,6]
Apr 03 22:22:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	C.S.I.
Apr 03 22:22:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	204X SMART PHONE STYLE
Apr 03 22:22:22 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Happy Birthday Mikaela Alvar!"
Apr 03 22:22:22 <DiceMaid-9001>	HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Apr 03 22:22:23 »»	DiceMaid-9001 throws confetti around! Yaaay!
Apr 03 22:23:00 <Genevieve>	"Looks like it's a birthday gift for a Mikaela Alvar. Oh, Lady Alvar, duh."
Apr 03 22:23:17 <Genevieve>	"That's this half of the lesbianism." She points.
Apr 03 22:23:49 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun pouts. "Those damned lesbians ruin everything."
Apr 03 22:24:03 <Saryx>	Hey! Hey, question! Is Ceci cute? :B
Apr 03 22:24:23 <Genevieve>	"Speaking of which, if Rose turns you down, don't take it too personally, she may be ONE OF THEM."
Apr 03 22:24:25 <castfromhp>	(she better be kawaii >:V)
Apr 03 22:24:36 <Shawyun_Sariri>	She sorta looks like a skinnier Gigi Durant with green hair.
Apr 03 22:24:45 <Saryx>	Ennnh.
Apr 03 22:25:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"...I never considered this possibility."
Apr 03 22:25:33 »»	Saryx staaares at Gen. "... Really? You think that... That she'd be one, too?!?"
Apr 03 22:25:39 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"That would make her my mortal enemy."
Apr 03 22:25:50 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He shudders at the thought of this.
Apr 03 22:26:46 <Genevieve>	"You, uh, saw her with that Moon Warden girl, right? I mean, Chi-Chi and I are close, but there's a line between being close bros and circling the lesbian drain."
Apr 03 22:27:46 <Saryx>	And then back to Shawyun. "... You must reeeally hate lesbians, don't you, Shaw--" Saryx just completely stops acting. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Outburst of laughter!
Apr 03 22:27:59 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He stands up after a bit, winces some at a bite on his arm right through his jacket to flesh.
Apr 03 22:28:40 <Genevieve>	"Hold still." Gen pulls a roll of gauze and some antiseptic out of her bag and goes to bandage Shawyun up.
Apr 03 22:28:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He relaxes, allowing you to.  "I really can't thank you guys enough for this.  I think I can actually do something to help stuff from falling apart now..."
Apr 03 22:30:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"So I swear henceforth I shall not include The Zodiac Braves in my pranks.  These DIRTY MOON WARDENS though... HRRRM."
Apr 03 22:31:10 <Genevieve>	"Yeah, well, I guess that means we're friends or something. You'll just have to do stuff for us."
Apr 03 22:31:47 <Saryx>	Saryx ... Well, he needs a moment to compose himself, regain the ability to breathe, pull himself up off the floor from his laughing fit... But once he does, he's fully receptive to Shawyun. "That's just what friends are for, Shawyun!"
Apr 03 22:35:01 <Genevieve>	"Which reminds me, if the Thundercocks were to, I don't know, come across a Ditto egg, grab it for me, but try not to let it hatch."
Apr 03 22:35:15 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun goes white.
Apr 03 22:35:22 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Roll me Education: General.
Apr 03 22:35:32 <Genevieve>	3d6
Apr 03 22:35:32 <DiceMaid-9001>	Genevieve, 3d6: 8 [3d6=5,1,2]
Apr 03 22:35:42 <Saryx>	2d6
Apr 03 22:35:43 <DiceMaid-9001>	Saryx, 2d6: 8 [2d6=2,6]
Apr 03 22:35:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Saying 'Ditto' is like saying 'Voldemort' in Harry Potter.
Apr 03 22:36:14 <Genevieve>	"What?"
Apr 03 22:37:50 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Well. Uh. I'll try my best for you on that, Genevieve."
Apr 03 22:37:55 »»	Genevieve twirls her hair with a finger. "I need it for some very crucial genome research..."
Apr 03 22:39:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"That is some dark juju.  Hmmm..."
Apr 03 22:39:44 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Well it can't be worse than the Mawile from Hell."
Apr 03 22:39:46 <Genevieve>	"It's not dark! It's not even technically illegal!"
Apr 03 22:39:57 <Saryx>	"Aaaanyway..." Saryx tries to break the awkward induced by Gen's mention of that-which-shall-not-be-named. "Back to the beach?" :D
Apr 03 22:40:30 »»	Genevieve puts a hand over her mouth.
Apr 03 22:40:48 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Seriously I don't know what he fed that thing."
Apr 03 22:41:00 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"But it can't be kosher."
Apr 03 22:41:34 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Even if it was, Ben's a Ranger, he's got plenty of probable cause to arrest me if he was gonna!"
Apr 03 22:41:35 »»	Saryx , too, joins in covering up his mouth with his hand. Though to stifle giggles as opposed to... Gen's goal.
Apr 03 22:42:31 <Genevieve>	"What do you plan to do about the Tom situation?"
Apr 03 22:43:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I'll...need time to thin on that.  Didn't get that far.  Make him confront his fears and become Gilgarman."
Apr 03 22:44:03 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Without the killing his parents part, of course."
Apr 03 22:44:49 <Genevieve>	"Sounds like he just needs to get over it."
Apr 03 22:46:09 <Saryx>	"Maaaybe, but it still sounds like he got hurt real bad by Lady Alvar."
Apr 03 22:46:59 <Genevieve>	"It was -high school-."
Apr 03 22:47:22 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Yeah probably," he shrugs at the get over it thing.
Apr 03 22:48:30 »»	Saryx just sighs and lets his head hang a second. This one's not worth fighting.
Apr 03 22:50:27 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"What's this about the beach though?  I figure you guys are busy, I'd feel bad keeping you busy TOO long with my dumb issues."
Apr 03 22:53:08 <Saryx>	Head comes back up to look... Well, up would be an understatement since Shawyun's like 130% Saryx' height or something. "Well, if you wanna get Razor's attention, I can show you how to make something real nice for her! And I still gotta empty out the bottle of P... Err, Haxorus... Since I plan to put the ship in one of those cool bottles! I... Only started... In case you can't
Apr 03 22:53:08 <Saryx>	tell... But don't think I could finish it all myself... It's a big bottle!"
Apr 03 22:55:59 <Genevieve>	"I still need to find some good rum before we leave, but I can hang out at the beach for a bit, still."
Apr 03 22:56:46 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He seems a bit conflicted on something but nods.  "Awesome!  I'm not really good at making stuff like that."
Apr 03 22:56:52 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Just breaking things, and into things sorta."
Apr 03 22:58:41 <Saryx>	"Then wood carving it is!" He proclaims loudly. "Just think of it as selective breaking, Shawyun, and you'll be a pro at it!"
Apr 03 22:59:33 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He squints. "Selective breaking. Hmmm."
Apr 03 23:01:35 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He follows you back to the beach pondering this process.
Apr 03 23:03:28 <Saryx>	When the lot of us all get back to the beach, Saryx dives into his cooler, emerging shortly after with several blocks of wood, and three swiss army knives. "I've got an extra for you, too, Gen, if you wanna try!"
Apr 03 23:04:10 <Genevieve>	"Oh, no, I don't do arts and crafts, but thanks."
Apr 03 23:07:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun takes a block and the knife, not exactly sure where to start.
Apr 03 23:09:58 <Saryx>	"Suit yourself, Gen, but you don't know what you're missing out on!" He returns the third to the box, before handing off a share to Shawyun. "Okay, so..." Saryx seems eager as all hell to do this! "First thing's first! You gotta know what you're making before you just start hacking into this thing! Razor really seems to like birds of all sorts. We don't have to do birds,
Apr 03 23:09:58 <Saryx>	but if you want to go with something safe, that's what I'd recommend!"
Apr 03 23:12:17 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He plops down in the sand, staring at the block.  Then nods. "I got an idea."
Apr 03 23:12:24 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"So what's up with you and Valdis anyway."
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Apr 03 23:13:53 <Genevieve>	"Yeah, I thought you were all about cinnamon smell girl?" Gen sits on the beach with Dessoir in her lap, fiddling with some notes on her phone.
Apr 03 23:14:48 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Dessoir grabbyhands at the knife and wood
Apr 03 23:15:12 <Saryx>	"Oh, with Valdis? Ummmm...." It's Saryx' turn to be embarassed now. "Well, Valdis used to live in the same town as me... Up in Shiverwing." He passes the knife and stuff over to Dessoir. What can possibly go wrong?
Apr 03 23:15:29 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He cackles and starts carving something.
Apr 03 23:15:37 <Genevieve>	"Be careful baby, don't point the knife at yourself or anyone else." She gives the ghost a kiss on his noggin.
Apr 03 23:15:50 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He nods, seems to have a good idea what he's doing.
Apr 03 23:16:02 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Cinnamon smell girl?"
Apr 03 23:16:05 <Saryx>	"So we've known each other for a while... Helps that she's--That was one night! ... That I don't even really remember all too much of..." Sigh.
Apr 03 23:16:42 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun pauses, squints. "The childhood friend and the new student."
Apr 03 23:16:45 <Genevieve>	"It's kind of boring and long, just think of it as a failed hook up for now."
Apr 03 23:16:48 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I've seen this drama before."
Apr 03 23:17:23 <Saryx>	"... You have, Shawyun?" Saryx looks up at him, mildly confus.
Apr 03 23:17:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Are you kidding me this is like the oldest trope in the book."
Apr 03 23:18:21 <Genevieve>	"First girl loses." She nods.
Apr 03 23:20:01 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"So you were close or something? Huh?"
Apr 03 23:20:13 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Thomas says she's never around unless it's a formal get together thing."
Apr 03 23:20:36 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Apparantly she was at last year's League Ball but it's a masquerade so I sure as hell didn't see her."
Apr 03 23:20:57 <Genevieve>	"There's a League Ball?"
Apr 03 23:21:37 <Saryx>	"Aaaaauuuugh..." He's quite distressed. "But Valdis is... Well, she's nice, and she's real reserved, and if you look at the statue she's preeetty cute... And that girl was just... I remember talking to her over dinner and next thing I know I'm rolling in the snow with her! It was just... Just..." Saryx struggles with words a bit. "Hold on, I need to pop the bottle back open!"
Apr 03 23:23:16 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I think I read this in a kantonese comic."
Apr 03 23:23:39 <Saryx>	He unscrews/uncorks/unwhatevers the bottle of Haxorus Piss, pours a small cupful for himself and, well... Bottoms up! Yeah, that... He's still not quite used to the taste of this stuff yet, as his struggle to down it would indicate.
Apr 03 23:23:43 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"And yeah it's every April."
Apr 03 23:24:13 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"This year's in Darkfeather I think."
Apr 03 23:24:38 <Genevieve>	"Provided the world hasn't been destroyed by then, I'll have to go."
Apr 03 23:25:51 <Saryx>	"Nnngh..." He's got a grimace that's slow to fade. "... Over in Darkfeather, you said, Shawyun? ... That's... That's where Mom lives~" ... Okay, Bothy lied. Hearing that nullifies the alcohol induced stankface instantly.
Apr 03 23:26:38 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"It's gonna be hilarious cause all the rich snobs over there are fighting over who gets to host it."
Apr 03 23:26:41 <Genevieve>	"Does Valdis know you want the v?"
Apr 03 23:26:48 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Hope they serve popcorn."
Apr 03 23:28:30 <Saryx>	"Hey hey hey hey!" Saryx points at Gen accusatively! "I never said nothing about wanting to stick it in her!"
Apr 03 23:28:46 <Saryx>	He's getting awful defensive!
Apr 03 23:28:55 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Huh."
Apr 03 23:29:09 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"So you make statues of her but DON'T...well...like her..."
Apr 03 23:29:13 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"This is hurting my head."
Apr 03 23:29:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Dessoir is already sanding whatever he's making
Apr 03 23:29:56 »»	Genevieve leans over to look at her mons' handiwork.
Apr 03 23:30:05 <Saryx>	"I mean, I like her, but... Well... I just never thought about that!"
Apr 03 23:30:47 <Genevieve>	"Whatever. I'm pretty sure I ended up the only adult in a team full of virgins."
Apr 03 23:31:24 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Dessoir appears to be making a tiki mask. He must have got the idea from the pgymies or the Stag Lords.
Apr 03 23:31:43 <Genevieve>	"Ooh, very spooky."
Apr 03 23:31:55 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He nods enthusiastically
Apr 03 23:33:03 <Saryx>	"Hey! I don't see your receipt for having traded in your V-Card anywhere, Gen!"
Apr 03 23:33:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun fidgets a bit awkwardly. Oh dear.
Apr 03 23:33:24 <Saryx>	"And what does that even have to do with being an adult anyways?!?"
Apr 03 23:33:52 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Is your dad actually Uproar."
Apr 03 23:34:09 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I think you could take him in a screaming contest."
Apr 03 23:34:16 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Trying to lighten the mood, he is.
Apr 03 23:35:31 <Genevieve>	"Saryx, please. I'm a doctor. I've been in college for like seven years, I couldn't keep that many receipts laying around."
Apr 03 23:37:20 »»	Saryx just . . . Just . . Well, this is awkward as all hell! This one needs a double shot. And so Saryx does, looking to Shawyun with an 'Oh God what have I done?!?' look on his face as he does.
Apr 03 23:38:30 <Genevieve>	"But, I mean, I guess it's kind of cute, the two of you not knowing what to do about girls. Ninety-nine problems and so on."
Apr 03 23:39:48 <Saryx>	"TOO MUCH INFORMATION, GEN!" is the first thought that comes out from Saryx' mouth after taking the moment and the drink to think on that one.
Apr 03 23:39:48 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"It's...not...really that big a deal is it?  I dunno I just never met anyone I felt that strongly about until now.  Between Lacross and my buds..."
Apr 03 23:40:11 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I was happy I guess."
Apr 03 23:40:38 <Saryx>	Do note this is, like... Level 4 screaming. 3 plus the aforementioned Base 1 default at the start of session.
Apr 03 23:41:25 <Genevieve>	"Too much information? I haven't told you anything, what a prude." She laughs. "And here's Shawyun with his giant CRUSH."
Apr 03 23:43:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Dessoir finishes the mask, sneaks into Saryx'x box, cuts some fishing line and fastens it around his head.
Apr 03 23:43:18 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He then goes invisible, appears in front of Saryx with a BOO!
Apr 03 23:44:48 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Dessoir aquires Tiki Mask Held Item! Gives him Connection: Scary Face!
Apr 03 23:45:51 <Genevieve>	"Very nice! What an artist."
Apr 03 23:45:57 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun looks up. "Ooooh. He's good."
Apr 03 23:46:09 <Saryx>	"I just mean, like... Like..." He's flustered now. "The way you put that, it... It makes you sound like a slut, Gen! And--" ... Before he gets a chance to finish on that comment, he lets out the most unbecoming, girliest scream you'd ever heard from a man, springing back and landing in Shawyun's lap. "That... That thing is... Is... Is a ghost, too?!?"
Apr 03 23:46:33 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"WOAH!"
Apr 03 23:46:34 <Genevieve>	"Slut is just a word jealous people use~"
Apr 03 23:46:53 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He fumbles with the knife and such. "Aaaaaaa mommy daddy please don't fight ;-;"
Apr 03 23:46:58 <Genevieve>	"Baby, come back over here and leave Saryx alone, he's got a phobia."
Apr 03 23:46:59 <Saryx>	He clings onto Shawyun, practically burying Saryx' face into his chest.
Apr 03 23:47:11 <castfromhp>	(gaaaay)
Apr 03 23:47:14 <Saryx>	... Okay that came out weirdly worded.
Apr 03 23:47:31 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Dessoir gives a victory cackle and returns to Gen's lap, satisfied for now.
Apr 03 23:48:19 <Genevieve>	"In the morning, I'll take you shopping for paint, okay?"
Apr 03 23:49:37 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He nods happily.
Apr 03 23:49:45 <Saryx>	"You... You never told me... That he was a ghost, too, Gen..." He mutters aloud into Shawyun.
Apr 03 23:50:01 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"...Dude, it's a Sableeye."
Apr 03 23:50:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Of course it is."
Apr 03 23:50:46 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Also this is getting a bit awkward two dudes in one jacket is totally not kosher."
Apr 03 23:50:52 »»	Genevieve shrugs.
Apr 03 23:51:23 <Saryx>	"I thought it was a Dark type!" He yells upwards at Shawyun, and then... Looks down, and... "... Sorry..."
Apr 03 23:52:08 <Saryx>	He climbs out of Shawyun's lap, face aglow and even more embarassed than he was before, but not looking in Gen's direction either 'cause of the Sableye.
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Apr 03 23:52:29 <Genevieve>	"He's technically both. What is your deal with ghosts anyway?"
Apr 03 23:55:51 <Saryx>	"I don't trust them at. All!"
Apr 03 23:55:59 <Genevieve>	"Why not?"
Apr 03 23:57:10 <Saryx>	He's just... Staring at the ground. "Welllll... Any chance either of you guys heard of the comedy duo 'Beauty and the Bitch'?"
Apr 03 23:58:03 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"The what and the who?"
Apr 04 00:00:51 <Genevieve>	"Keep explaining."
Apr 04 00:02:11 <Saryx>	... Wait, I did not mean comedy duo. Just meant, uhhh... Performing group, yeah. "... Making a long story short, that was Mom and my aunt Bianca! They travelled around Visiwa performing together when they were young. Mom's a Darkfeather, too, so she was talented with psionics! Used those for her part of the show."
Apr 04 00:03:00 <Saryx>	"... But she's got herself a... Well, she calls her a helper, but from what I've seen of the tapes, she doesn't seem to actually do that ever."
Apr 04 00:05:56 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I don't get it."
Apr 04 00:06:41 <Genevieve>	"Yeah."
Apr 04 00:07:19 <Saryx>	"She was a Haunter. A real special one at that, I think. ... I don't think Haunter normally burst into flames... And she was really up there with the kinds of things she did to people! ... Like, on one of the tapes she went and pulled Aunt Bianca's panties to her knees while she was running through her routine, then pushed her off the side of the stage!"
Apr 04 00:08:19 <Genevieve>	"Annnd? This gave you a crippling ghost phobia?"
Apr 04 00:09:52 <Saryx>	"I mean, she was bad to everyone, but... She just really really had it out for me! Throwing knives at me, trying to stuff me in the oven and turning the heat up when I was small enough to fit in there, pinning me to the floor and trying to strangle me... And that's just the beginning of what kinds of things she did!"
Apr 04 00:10:44 <Genevieve>	"Remember, Dess, pranks are funny only if no one gets seriously injured."
Apr 04 00:11:01 <Genevieve>	"Emergency room visits are expensive."
Apr 04 00:11:43 <Saryx>	"Don't encourage him!"
Apr 04 00:11:44 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"That's sorta weird."
Apr 04 00:12:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Cause, like, every ghost Pokemon I've ever seen is either been hella chill or just a jokester."
Apr 04 00:12:18 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"The fuck she find that thing?"
Apr 04 00:12:31 <Genevieve>	"He's a ghost and he likes to spook. I'm not gonna try to change who he is, just keep him doing it the right way."
Apr 04 00:13:16 »»	Saryx just groooans, head returning to a hanging position after having gone and lashed out at Gen like that. "Nnnnnghhh..."
Apr 04 00:15:00 <Saryx>	"I don't even know where Mom got that Haunter! I mean, it's gotta be older than me! Her first tour, back when she and Aunt Bianca were at the peak of popularity, lasted until I came around... Thinking on it now, she might be a Fiend, too, or something..."
Apr 04 00:15:33 <Genevieve>	"Look, I totally get why that one ghost gave you a complex, that's pretty out of line. You should -try- to separate fear of an individual from fear of a group, though. I'll try to help if you'd like."
Apr 04 00:16:15 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"He's..."
Apr 04 00:16:39 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun looks at the 4th wall. "Type casting."
Apr 04 00:16:50 <Genevieve>	"Shut up."
Apr 04 00:17:03 <Shawyun_Sariri>	;o;
Apr 04 00:17:08 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Sorry."
Apr 04 00:17:12 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He just goes back to carving quietly.
Apr 04 00:17:33 <Saryx>	Saryx doesn't even laugh at that one.
Apr 04 00:21:01 <Saryx>	"... Well... Ummm..." He tries looking over at Dessoir, but can't even bring himself to do so. He just gazes blankly at his wooden block. "... Maybe some other time, Gen, we could try... Just... Not right now, okay?"
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Apr 04 00:22:10 <Genevieve>	"That's fine. And Dessoir is a sweetheart with me, but he might not be able to keep from messing with you. Wheeler would be better for ghost sensitivity training."
Apr 04 00:22:23 <Genevieve>	"He can't even scare Maripu-chan."
Apr 04 00:24:42 <Saryx>	He takes a moment to pause and think on the block, before going back to the bottle, pouring himself his... Fourth since they sat down? "... Thanks, Gen. ... I think." Aaand away with it!
Apr 04 00:25:56 <Genevieve>	"I'm a problem solver, it's what I do."
Apr 04 00:27:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Man."
Apr 04 00:27:18 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I sorta wanna video type you guys trying to get the Loa Badge."
Apr 04 00:27:28 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"That would be the funniest god damn thing if he's still terrified of em."
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Apr 04 00:28:50 <Genevieve>	"I don't even want to think about it."
Apr 04 00:29:16 <Genevieve>	"Saryx doesn't like ghosts, Rose doesn't like needles."
Apr 04 00:30:16 <Saryx>	He walks over to Gen and, assuming she does nothing to stop it, gives her a little hug. A weak, fleeting one. "... You're really not as much of a bitch as I thought you were, Gen," he says kinda bluntly. And mention of that with the Loa Badge just... It makes Saryx groan in protest.
Apr 04 00:30:45 »»	Genevieve lets Saryx hug her, then holds Dessoir up to him.
Apr 04 00:30:46 <Saryx>	It's more of a 'thank you' type thing than anything if she lets it happen.
Apr 04 00:32:00 <Saryx>	Oh, that ain't right at all!
Apr 04 00:32:41 <Saryx>	He jumps back, probably causing Gen to move forth a little with him, but nowhere near as far as he ends up, curling up into a ball on the floor in the 'Please don't hurt me' position.
Apr 04 00:33:08 <Saryx>	"... I was trying to be nice there!" ;_;
Apr 04 00:33:37 <Genevieve>	"Well, stop. Too many feelings for one night."
Apr 04 00:34:32 <Saryx>	"... Sorry..."
Apr 04 00:36:07 <Shawyun_Sariri>	Shawyun pauses for a bit. Seems he's carved out a sphere.
Apr 04 00:36:44 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I gotta think some on what to do with the rest of of this.  But thanks for helping me with everything tonight, though."
Apr 04 00:38:10 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Mind if I borrow the knife? I'll return it when I figure this thing out."
Apr 04 00:38:28 <Genevieve>	"No problem." She gets up, taking Dessoir with her. "I'm gonna go, still gotta get that rum tomorrow. Good night boys~"
Apr 04 00:39:18 <Saryx>	Saryx looks at his bottle. At best, he's probably put, like... A fifth of the work he needs into clearing it out, considering he probably asked for a bigger bottle for a bigger ship. And back up at Shawyun. "... It was nothing, Shawyun. And sure thing! I still got extras. Just... Don't use it in any pranks, please?"
Apr 04 00:40:15 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He looks over to the statue.
Apr 04 00:40:27 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I only got one prank in mind at the moment and it involves Miss Stormhammer."
Apr 04 00:40:35 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"You mind if I relocate that at one point?"
Apr 04 00:41:06 <Saryx>	". . ." Saryx staaare at Shawyun. "... Just what do you got in mind there, Shawyun?!?"
Apr 04 00:41:11 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He waves genevieve off with a goodnight as well.
Apr 04 00:41:22 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Have you ever seen The Godfather."
Apr 04 00:41:41 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Of course you have it's the fucking Godfather."
Apr 04 00:41:51 <Saryx>	"... Where are you going with this, Shawyun?" Saryx is listening.
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Apr 04 00:42:53 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I won't cut up the statue it's too awesome for that."
Apr 04 00:43:02 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Just...sneaking it into Biggy's bed and sticking a horse mask on it."
Apr 04 00:43:06 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"While she's sleeping."
Apr 04 00:43:10 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Shit would be priceless."
Apr 04 00:43:18 <Saryx>	". . ."
Apr 04 00:43:28 <Saryx>	Saryx slowly begins to process this.
Apr 04 00:43:46 <Saryx>	A smile begins creeping up on his face.
Apr 04 00:44:32 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"I'll take that as a yes."
Apr 04 00:44:36 <Saryx>	And then an obnoxiously loud "DO IT, SHAWYUN! ... And get a video of it, too!"
Apr 04 00:44:44 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He pockets the knife and the sphere, walks over and just
Apr 04 00:44:49 <Shawyun_Sariri>	picks the damn thing up with SHAMU STRENGTH
Apr 04 00:44:58 <Shawyun_Sariri>	"Oh, I shall! Whahahah!"
Apr 04 00:45:06 <Shawyun_Sariri>	He runs off into the night to do terrible things.
Apr 04 00:46:02 <Saryx>	"I wanna see this so Bondye that is not right!" Saryx just staaaares at Shawyun until he's gone.
Apr 04 00:46:27 <Saryx>	... And takes the bottle to the face. Fuck being polite, that's just like not normal, damnit!