Spend a day with Noire Draft 5

Shin Jigen Game Neptune VII (新次元ゲイムネプテューヌ VII)
Spend a Day with Noire CD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW2GWpIDKnc

00:13 It's already morning?
00:20 Yeah, he's still sleeping.
00:23 Even though we promised to spend the day together.
00:28 Guess I'll have to wake him up.
00:31 Wait, why are you sleeping in my bed!? And next to me as well!?
00:38 I'm pretty sure we agreed on using separate beds when we sleep!
00:42 Ugh. Normally, sneaking into a goddess's bed without permission is a felony. Seriously.
00:49 Oi! Perverted, spoilt sleepyhead. Wake up.
00:55 If you don't wake up...I'm going to start messing with you.
00:59 *Poke Poke* Cheeks *Pinch pinch pinch*
01:04 What a strange face. Since I've got the chance, perhaps I should-
01:10 Oh, you are finally awake. Seriously, how long do you intend to sleep for?
01:15 You are the one who suggested that we spend the day together in the first place, so shouldn't you normally be waking up earlier than me?
01:22 Hmm? Time? It's five in the morning. What of it?
01:29 "It's just five"? Shouldn't it be "It's already five?"
01:34 Don't tell me...you didn't know that I wake up early each morning to practice my swordplay?
01:41 I give up. This isn't something that I started doing recently, you know?
01:46 At least remember the schedule of your partner.
01:49 Well, that's fine. For now, go change into something easy to move in.
01:53 We don't get to do this often, so I'll be sure to train you good.

02:02 We'll do some warm ups to start with. Preparations are important in everything, even practice.
02:10 Well, then, we'll start with stretches. I'll go first, so just follow my lead.
02:15 First is seated splits. Straighten your knees and sit on the floor. Then, tilt your body forward without bending your knees.
02:27 Could you gently push my back in time with my breathing?
02:33 Well then, I'm starting.
02:39 Yes, slowly, just like that.
02:43 Yes. Slowly. Slowl-Ouch-ow ow ow ow-
02:51 Hey, how long do you plan on doing this? Stop! Stop! You are putting too much pressure-ouch. Ouch I said!
02:58 Ugh. You really are someone who doesn't know the meaning of restraint.
03:01 Ouch! I said ouch! That's why I said to ease off-
03:09 Hey! What exactly are you- I asked you to ease off, didn't I? If you keep messing around, I'll get ang-
03:24 Seriously, you...Well, that's fine. It's your turn next. I'll give you plenty of help, so prepare yourself.
03:35 I'm going to use all my strength, so you are going down no matter how much you resist.
03:42 Here! It's going to get much more painful from here.
03:46 Here's where the main event starts! I'll put my entire weight behind this...
03:54 With this, even you will- Wait, it doesn't look like you are suffering at all. Actually, you seem to be smiling fromthe bootom of your heart...
04:05 Eh? It's because my breasts are hitting your back?
04:10 O-o-of course they would! They aren't hitting your back, they are touching your back...
04:17 EH? They are touching you? My breasts are? HWAH!
04:26 Seriously. You really are dirty minded.
04:30 Anyway, I'll explain the running part of my morning routine, so listen closely.
04:35 As part of the warm up, we'll run ten rounds around the Basilicom. After that's done, we'll start on swordplay.
04:41 Your goal should be to try and keep up during the warm up run. Okay?
04:47 That's a good reply. I'll set the pace, so follow me.
04:54 So? This pace should be-Wait, you are keeping up easily?
05:01 You sure are full of yourself for someone who doesn't exercise regularly.
05:04 In that case, let's increase the pace.
05:09 Eh? You are still keeping up easily? Doesn't this utterly disgrace me as someone who exercises regularly?
05:17 If this is the case, let's increase the pace even more!
05:29 How's that? I sure left you in the dust.
05:35 T..this is my...a goddess's true power.
05:41 T-then, the next item is...

05:59 Huh? Ceiling? I'm pretty sure I was doing my morning exercises, so why am I in my bed?
06:11 Hmm? "You don't remember?" Remember what?
06:17 Now that you mention it, I recall feeling light headed after I got serious during the run...
06:24 Oh, I collapsed.
06:30 This is pathetic for a goddess. To think I could collapse after just pushing myself a little..
06:36 I suppose my training is still lacking.
06:40 If this is the case, I need to wake up earlier tomorrow and increase the number of items on my morning routine.
06:45 No, waiting until tomorrow would be too late. I'm going to continue with my morning practice.
06:51 Eh? "You are probably just exhausted, so just rest for today", you say?
06:57 What are you saying? For a goddess to lay in bed after just something like this is unacceptable.
07:02 Plus, there's still laundry and cleaning to do.
07:07 Eh?  "I'll do the chores today, so just rest for today,"? Are you seriously saying that?
07:13 You are aware that I usually take care of the laundry, the cleaning, and the cooking, right?
07:22 Still, if you insist, I suppose I can leave it to you and take it easy for the rest of day.
07:32 Well, I said I'll leave it to him, but honestly I'm still a little uneasy. I'm concerned if he is doing it properly.
07:42 Right, I suppose I can go take a little peek at how he's doing. If he really can't do it, I can just help him along.
07:49 Oh, you are getting right to it. Wait, why are you putting mixed clothes into the same washing machine?
07:55 Listen, when doing laundry you have to separate the colored clothes from the white clothes. Come on, it's written here on the laundry net, no?
08:02 Yes, separate them, just like that. Oh, but if you put too many items into the net, the dirt will clump at the bottom layers, so don't put in too many.
08:11 Hey, wait, don't put dirty underwear together with the rest!
08:16 Listen, underwear should be gathered in a different net-wait, isn't that my underwear?
08:23 Don't look! Don't touch! Don't just drop it either! I'll handle washing them afterwards, so just return them to me!
08:34 I normally do the laundry by myself, so I completely forgot about it.
08:37 Anyway, let's start with the colored clothes. Hey, what are you putting in the wash?
08:44 That is bleach, it can't be used on colored clothing! You use this light blue bottle instead.
08:50 Do you intend to turn me into White heart?
08:54 And you forgot to put in the fabric softener.
08:57 Eh? "I don't know which bottle is the fabric softener?", you say?
09:01 Look...*sigh*. Move aside for a moment. I'll teach you what exactly doing the laundry entails.
09:09 Listen, you put the fabric softener in this part of the washing machine. Like with detergent, you mix it with water, then you pour some of it into the cap here.
09:18 The cap is small, so do it slo-! Ugh, you put in too much at once.
09:24 The cap is overflowing and all sticky. It's all over my clothes too...
09:32 Ugh, it's sticky and disgusting.
09:37 Wh-what are you petting me all over for? I-I can get rid of it myself.

09:53 Is it my imagination? It feels like I'm more worn out than when I do the laundry by myself.
09:59 Teaching someone is much more tiring than I expected.
10:05 Well, I did say I'll leave lunch to him, but I wonder if he's making it properly.
10:13 Hmm? *sniff sniff* What is this acrid smell? Don't tell me!
10:22 Ahh, I knew it. That strange smell really was the food getting burnt.
10:27 How did you mess up making fried rice this badly?
10:31 Come on, move aside for awhile. I'll show you how it's done.
10:35 To start with, coat the frying pan with plenty of oil. After than, put the raw eggs into the pan.
10:42 Then, after 30 seconds or so, when the eggs have fully mixed together with the oil, quickly add the rice into the pan and quickly mix them.
10:50 If you do this, the eggs will end up seeping deep into the rice.
10:56 Then, after the mixing is done, you add the onions and the roast pork into the pan. Lastly, we let it sit under a strong flame for a while.
11:06 I know, would you care to have the first taste? Here, "aaaaah".
11:12 How is it? I'm glad you like it.
11:17 All that's left now is to put it onto a plate...there, it's done.
11:23 Lets eat while it's hot.

11:32 Well then, we should work on cleaning this afternoon.
11:36 Eh? "I'll handle the cleaning, so just rest." you say?
11:41 Look, do you really think that someone who can't do laundry or even cook fried rice will be able to clean up properly?
11:48 Sorry, sorry, I guess I was a little too harsh. Still, even if you want to, it won't get done if you don't have the proper experience.
11:59 So, I'll teach you how to do housework today. Be sure to remember it well, so you can make my life just a bit easier in the future.
12:08 First, we'll start with the vacuum cleaner. You turn it on with this button at the bottom, just like this.
12:15 After doing that, just run the brush along and the muzzle will suck up the dirt and other trash.
12:21 Right, it's your turn now. Just follow what I did. Hmm, aren't you a fast learner.
12:29 Though, perhaps it's due to my good teaching methods that you are learning this fast. Just kidding.

12:42 Oh, you are done with the cleaning? I'm just about done making dinner too, so lets eat.
12:50 H-hey! Why are you suddenly hugging me?
12:54 Huh? "I'm too tired to stand anymore?"
12:58 E-even so, don't hug me at a time like this. I'm carrying a pot of soup. It's dangerous.
13:07 I even cooked al of your favorite foods to thank you after today.
13:12 I won't let you eat if you act like this.
13:17 It's fine as long as you understand. Now then, could you go ahead and set the table?
13:23 This will be your last mission.

13:32 Thanks for the meal.
13:34 How was it? Is the meal that I spent extra effort to make delicious?
13:42 I see. It makes me happy to see you enjoying it.
13:45 Now, as our last chore, let's do the dishes.
13:49 Nah, I'm joking. Didn't I say that setting the table would be your last mission?
13:56 I'll handle the dishes, so you can go ahead and take a bath first.
14:02 Huh? You want us to bathe together? D-don't say stupid things! Why do I have to bathe together with you?
14:12 If you have the time to think about perverted things, I'm going to give you some work to do.

14:29 U-um, h-how is the water?
14:40 This is, um, you worked hard handling the chores today, so, I thought that I would at least scrub your back or something...
14:48 Wait-ahhh, it's embarrassing for me, so don't look at me. I'll wash your back, so hurry up and face the other way.
14:57 In the end, embarrassing things are still embarrassing.
15:02 The me ten minutes ago is an idiot. What was I thinking to come up with this idea?
15:08 Now that it has come to this, I'll just get through it quickly.
15:15 Ow-ow-ow. Why is there a bar of soap here? It's just asking for someone to slip on it.
15:23 It's a great thing that your back is here to break my-
15:30 Wait, w-why are you facing this way? You pervert!

15:39 Well, it's getting late, so let's head to bed.
15:46 That face...you're still angry about what happened in the bath, right?
15:52 Come on, I already apologized for hitting you, didn't I? It was just me acting on reflex...
15:59 I'm really thankful to you, so, please stop being angry.
16:05 Ugh. Well, how about this? As an apology, I'll sleep with you for tonight. That's fine, right?
16:15 Seriously. You really are simple and easy to read. Oh, by the way, touching is off limits, understood?
16:22 Right, then, we should get into the futon.
16:28 As expected, it's kinda cramped being in a single sized bed.
16:37 Maybe because it's warm, but I suddenly got very sleepy.
16:43 Thanks for spending the day with me. It was a little more troublesome than doing it by myself, but it was fun doing housework together with you.
16:55 It's strange isn't it? To call it fun, even though I'm more worn out than usual...
17:06 Perhaps...no, it's because...I'm together with you...I think.
17:18 So...let's do this again...someday...