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rascalywabit
A soft glow shines from a pure black dagger of sorts.
One side is jagged, and another side pure and straight.
It's not very big, hiding in the shadows. The glow is not terribly bright
AlexThresh
She picks up the dagger and looks it over; clueless why she would want a dagger. Seriously. Is the universe trying to tell her to use a smaller weapon? Obsidian dagger and now this. She captchalogs it and takes the chest too, why not.
rascalywabit
The dagger when it touches her hand, alerts her to a couple things that she just knows.
It's one use, for either great destruction or great good. Vague meanings flow through your head before you put it in your inventory
rascalywabit
The imp stands attached to your hip, still scared as fuck.
AlexThresh
She wonders what great destruction or great good could mean. Why does she have such much vague shit in her dungeons.
Anyway Alex checks out her surroundings. If nothing else is down here, then she'll take the imp back upstairs.
rascalywabit
*DM shrug*
You take a few looks around but there is literally nothing else to discover
After walking back up with the Imp, you find a lessening darkness as you ascend.
The Imp never leaves your side this time.
AlexThresh
Alex seems fine with a companion imp.
rascalywabit
His head is buried in your legs, and you roll a dexterity check!
AlexThresh
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
AlexThresh rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
rascalywabit
You manage to not get tripped by imp in your legs, and make it to the top where you find the other imps have been scribbling on the walls with some..
Popcorn grease?
AlexThresh
She shrugs. "Well you're back with your friends now." She gestures to the imps scribbling.
rascalywabit
He shakes his head and continues to be latched onto you.
AlexThresh
She shrugs. "Wanna go in my inventory then so I don't mistake you for someone else?"
rascalywabit
He doesn't really understand what that means.
AlexThresh
Alex attempts to captchalog the imp.
rascalywabit
You captchalog an Imp.
AlexThresh
Now Alex has an imp. Interesting.
"Have fun!" she waves to the other guys and heads back down the corridor she came from, pulling her goggles up from her eyes.
rascalywabit
You are back in the main room.
AlexThresh
Alex goes the way she and Freya hadn't gone
rascalywabit
Opening the glyph passageway, you find another hallway
AlexThresh
She uncaptchalogs Rusty the Imp to see if he's okay.
"Retrieve: Smelly asshole ink dude."
Of course he wouldn't hear that because thats just how her modus retrieves things
rascalywabit
Eh that was a pretty weak sauce insult
We a squid now?
Anyway he pops out because you got a lucky break and is fine.
Game constructs dont really seem to care about being captchalogued as long as they are friendlyish
AlexThresh
She motions to the corridor. "You guys didn't trap this hallway right?"
rascalywabit
He doesn't understand what that means, and walks down the hallway because that's what he assumes you are trying to get him to do.
AlexThresh
"No no come back"
Alex goes to captchalog him again.
Before he gets brutally murdered by the dm
rascalywabit
Fair.
He pops away again.
AlexThresh
She continues down the corridor.
rascalywabit
Since I was planning on murdering the little guy anyway, you take his dart trap. Roll to dodge.
AlexThresh
roll 1d20+3 i presume
`DICE
AlexThresh rolled 1d20+3 i presume [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
rascalywabit
Hmmmmmm..
You trip and fall on your face, narrowly dodging the dart.
AlexThresh
Her face has never been so proud.
Alex peels herself off the floor and continues with a grumble.
rascalywabit
This Dungeon is super fun right? You should probably start expecting a boulder trap somewhere
AlexThresh
That's later when she has to cleave it in half.
Anyway. What's this new room ahead.
rascalywabit
You walk inside of it, seeing a triangular fairly large room.
AlexThresh
So shes noticing a pattern finally.
Triangle. Square. Circle.
rascalywabit
We building blocks bois
AlexThresh
Anyway. Anything in the triangle room?
rascalywabit
You see some unlit glyphs on the walls, two for each side, and some switches on the floor.
AlexThresh
So everything is unlit?
rascalywabit
Everything, yes.
AlexThresh
And nothing is in here?
rascalywabit
Except for the switches??
AlexThresh
Oh right switches.
Yeah.
rascalywabit
You see a bunch of levers in the middle of the room.
AlexThresh
Okay so Alex heads over to try one of the levers.
rascalywabit
For convienence, we're going to label all the glyphs and switches
AlexThresh
yey
rascalywabit
There are four levers, abbreviated l1-l4 1 being the lever closest to the door.
AlexThresh
Alex tries L1 to see what it does, if there are no other instructions.
rascalywabit
And there are six unlit glyphs, abbreviated g1-g6
You throw l1 over, causing g1 to glow.
AlexThresh
Okay! That's good. It's lights out.
She tries L4.
rascalywabit
g3 g5 and g6 start to glow.
AlexThresh
G2 off, G4 off.
let's fix this.
She throws lever 3.
rascalywabit
g1 goes away, as does g3. g4 is now lit.
AlexThresh
she throws lever 1 to turn on g1.
rascalywabit
You do so.
AlexThresh
Next she tries lever 2
rascalywabit
Lever 2 causes g2, g4 and g6 to switch to whatever is the opposite of where they are. g1 is lit, g2 is lit, g3 is unlit, g4 is now unlit, g5 is lit and g6 is now unlit
AlexThresh
She hums and tries to recall. She needs to throw L4 now right?
She tries that. Presumibly lighting g3 and 6, but unlighting 5.
rascalywabit
correct.
rascalywabit
Hold.
You are met with some shakes as you light every glyph but five.
AlexThresh
She wonders what that was. Any changes to the room?
rascalywabit
A small recess in the floor opens, revealing a fifth lever.
AlexThresh
Oooo. She goes over to try lever 5.
rascalywabit
g5 lights up, and the room seems to glow in pleased completion.
rascalywabit
All of the glyphs shine, and the levers dissapear into the ground. A huge glowing spirograph takes their place.
AlexThresh
Alex backs off so nothing messes her up. She goes over to the spirograph to check it out and press it, if needed.
rascalywabit
You press the Spirograph, familiar in that apparently everything in this fucking game is one. The room goes dark for the most part, and you are left with a page. A single page with writing on it.
AlexThresh
She checks it out. Is this going to be a slenderratsprite jumpscare again?
rascalywabit
No. It's instuctions for the first room.
AlexThresh
Oh sweet. She reads them and heads back to the main chamber.
rascalywabit
You head back, the machines making a bit more sense this time around.
It's basically just a set of instructions that you have to input, like coding. Or at least similar. There is actually almost no way you could figure it out without instructions
AlexThresh
Alex follows the instructions on the paper to figure this one out. It's pretty complicated in terms of steps needed, apparently. So looks like she and Freya went in reverse order.
rascalywabit
Well, your here now. Finding that monitor that Freya did again and inputting the code.
Machines rearrange and descend into the ground.
You find that straight across from the entrance, is an orignally blocked door.
It's..
Wooden.
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AlexThresh
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Alex goes up to the wooden door to check it out.
rascalywabit
It's a door. Made of the same material as the chest and unlocked with a little quaint door knob.
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Freyaa
It's a door. Made of the same material as the chest and unlocked with a little quaint door knob.
AlexThresh
Alex reaches for the door knob to open it.
Freyaa
You open the door, causing a thousand imps to come flying out of the other side.
I mean, it opens with no dificulties.
AlexThresh
Alex might
have made a joke about spider-imps.
but yeah she opens the door to check out what this dungeon is about/
Freyaa
Well, it's nothing too amazing. You find a treasure room of sorts with a decent amount of grist in it. You gain 200 build grist and 100 of each grist of tier 2 through 4. The main point of this whole thing however, stands in the center of the room.
There, a floating and sparking cube of sorts.
AlexThresh
Oooo.
Alex sweeps up the grist, jumping about the place before checking out the all spark
erm.
cube
This totally confirms Alex is the session leader.
Freyaa
It has visions of plains and horses, and you hear the bountiful neigh of one of the rarest resources ever known to anyone
You gain one concentrated Hors.
AlexThresh
Oooooo.
AlexThresh
Alex now has 325 Build Grist,  158 Shale,  105 Tar, 123 Iron, 102 Colbolt and 1 Con.Hors.
Freyaa
Excellent.
AlexThresh
Alex goes to see if this puzzle lights up happily.
Freyaa
Anywho, that's it. You've looted everything there is to loot. The rooms hold no more secrets.
AlexThresh
Alex heads back to check on the two imps; leaving them alone here would be fairly cruel.
Freyaa
The have turned the circle room into a right mess, writing all over everything with grease stains.
AlexThresh
"Oi do you two wanna come with me or stay here?"
Freyaa
They don't know what that means exactly. They jitter at you, wondering where their friend went.
AlexThresh
Alex uncaptchalogs her friend.
Freyaa
They light up at seeing one another, doing a crab dance in greeting
Rock Lobster!
AlexThresh
"You guys gonna play here or come with back to the surface?"
Freyaa
Martin the friendly imp attaches to your legs and the other two do the same because peer pressure. Alex is now incapable of movement.
AlexThresh
Alex captchalogs all three of them and now has grease stains on her legs.
Freyaa
Rekt.
You now have the Three Impskateers.
AlexThresh
She's pretty sure even if thats a thing, it's nothing benefitial. Alex heads to the exit and prepares to hold her breath for the inevitable swim.
Freyaa
You walk on back to the crack in the wall
AlexThresh
So alex just has to jump in the water above right?
Freyaa
Squeezing your way through you come back to the room that Freya was scurred of.
AlexThresh
Alex recalls to walk carefully.
Freyaa
Yes but which side?
AlexThresh
Uh. Fuck knows.
Intelligence to recall!
Freyaa
k
Go ahead.
AlexThresh
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
AlexThresh rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
AlexThresh
Alex really has to improve everything in her life.
Freyaa
You fail to remember a super important fact
Welp.
AlexThresh
She takes a guess and flips a coin towards the left.
Freyaa
You head left from the crack in the wall, presumably walking carefully?
AlexThresh
Well she wanted to see what happened to the coin.
Freyaa
I missunderstood
You throw the coin over to the left side, doing nothing in particular
AlexThresh
She carefully heads left.
Freyaa
You do so, making it to the pool without trouble. You guessed correctly.
AlexThresh
Woo. Go Coin powers. She grabs it carefully.
Alex gets into the water and prepares for horrible swimming and almost drowning.
Freyaa
Haa well. That's actually going to be a problem because it landed near the center
AlexThresh
Eh fuck it then
it can stay here
a testiment of Alex's awesomeness.
Freyaa
Fair enough, jumping into the pool gets you wet.
AlexThresh
She takes a breath and dives; trying to get back to the surface.
Freyaa
You shoot down into the water, doing the little turn thing that you and Freya had to do. You feel gravity shift as you paddle upwards.
Freyaa
It's a little weird, but as you continue to ascend, it seems like the tunnel should have straightened out by now.
You remember last time how the both of you nearly drowned getting in here.
AlexThresh
She keeps swimming; using her hands to check for turns in the darkness.
Freyaa
You break air after a few close calls, the tunnels have definitely changed. This is unfamiliar territory.
AlexThresh
She gasps and checks out her surroundings.
"Always on.. the move.." She quotes some guy.
Freyaa
You are in the darkness, and the tunnel shoots straight up. You were checking the walls up to that point, this is the only way to go.
AlexThresh
She wonders if there's any way to head up this tunnel, now that it's drained or some shit...
Freyaa
You could try climbing. The walls are slick but you have some really good foot holds as far as you can see.
AlexThresh
Alex gives that a go, checking her holds and stuff.
Freyaa
You should roll for athletics to see how easy this is, DC is fairly low.
AlexThresh
roll 1d20+1+1
`DICE
AlexThresh rolled 1d20+1+1 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
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Guest21670
You grab yourself some decent foot holds
and start to ascend
AlexThresh
Alex hums a tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spz7WW5dlg8
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Jack
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Jack rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
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Guest82580
You continue to ascend, with appropriate music flowing through your head.
AlexThresh
Alex doesn't seem to mind all this. It's kinda fun. Though she was expecting to exit from the way she came in.
Guest82580
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Guest82580 rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
Guest82580
You finally make it up, finding mostly dry land
There is no chance of falling at this point, and the passage looks familiar
It's like that stone recess where you originally had to float into to get to the dungeon
Just, much higher up for some reason...
AlexThresh
Alex uses this familar passage..?
Guest82580
Sure. You go back to the temple.
AlexThresh
So the water has drained out completely, huh.
Guest82580
It seems to be in better condition than when you left it.
Much much better
AlexThresh
Did... Alex just time travel? She checks out the temple.
Guest82580
It's a perfectly servicable place with no sign of water stains and crimson and gray color themes.
It's fairly pretty actually.
AlexThresh
Alex is still in a kind of deep hole or something though right? Because thats where that sunken temple was. Under water.
Guest82580
Well no. You are actually above water now. A quick check to the restored entrance tells you that this shit is a floating fortress in the middle of the lake.
AlexThresh
Oh. Sweet!
Alex checks out the floating fortress temple thing. Nothing interesting besides the fact she salvaged it?
Guest82580
You salvaged it, and you also see some pads. They look vaguely familiar to the alchemiter but smaller. There is a bunch of pretty artifacts in here, some golden, some a deep red. It's a very shiny grey temple. One might wonder who it was dedicated to.
AlexThresh
She checks out some of the artifacts, which were undiscernable before when it was sunk. Anything worth mentioning in detail?
Guest82580
No. Nothing that could potentially help you win the game anyway.
Just a bunch of priceless artifacts
AlexThresh
Maybe she just wanted to know what they are. Anyway she moves on to the alchemiter-like pads. Coloured?
Guest82580
One is gray, another is also gray.
One is near the tunnel of sorts.
AlexThresh
Alex doesn't see any controls, so she just steps on the furthest from the tunnel.
Guest82580
You actually dont do that, because DM fait.
AlexThresh
Awww.
Guest82580
We should pause, that pad is story integral
AlexThresh
Alex freezes in time.