Rap Battle (Text Only) Adidas v.s. Rambo + BaSs

//Rap Battle Between: Adidas and Rambo... Then BaSs jumps in ;p

[1:53:55 AM] Adidas af: lets rap battle
[2:05:10 AM] Las3r: yea do that pls
[2:06:48 AM] Rambo: yo my name is rambo and i like big hoes with boats and hoes
[2:08:24 AM] Adidas af: your name is rambo and you're a fuckin fag
something that rhymes with fag
[2:08:29 AM] Rambo: yo adidas u have no nipples and u like to fuck cripples until ur wiener is wet with wrinkles cuz ur a sicko
[2:10:52 AM] Adidas af: yo rambo you take in the back
asshole so stretched you swear the dude who fucked you was black
out of all the girls i've met i think you have the nicest rack
which could be an insult but im not sure if you're fat
im not good at rap battles which is obviously clear
might as well take it back to how you took it in the rear
[2:10:53 AM] Adidas af: I WIN
[2:15:31 AM] BaSs: you don't want it
[2:15:46 AM] BaSs: Rambo is in PhaZe
[2:15:53 AM] BaSs: And we rock as a clan
[2:15:59 AM] BaSs: I got his back
[2:16:14 AM] BaSs: :^)
[2:17:02 AM] Rambo: you think u won this battle
well i never lose a war
don’t fuck with rambo cuz bitch I’m too hard core
one time i saw a kid with a lollipop and i snapped his neck in the store
and i watched his mom cry on the floor
and whispered in her ear
how hard do u want it in the rear
and she looked at me with fear or was it cheer and she said regurgitate on me
[2:17:47 AM] BaSs: The chicken crossed the road, oh wait it was a toad! OHHHHHHHHHHH
[2:18:02 AM] Rambo: oh shit Bass won this shit i give up

[2:24:04 AM] Adidas af: not gonna lie you did good in that verse
here i have some money, let me buy you a new purse
you're the only girl in this chat, and that's bein serious
if you think you're gonna win this shit you're delirious
i read what you said and honestly dude i am dyin
i dont watch dragon ball z but im goin super saiyan
You are jack and i am the giant
im the leader of this battle bitch call me a tyrant
im takin shit over
your chance of winning is like finding a 4 leaf clover
its not often but shit will happen eventually
like your shot of ever actually dissing me
[2:24:05 AM] Adidas af: i win
[2:24:06 AM] Adidas af: fuck you
[2:28:47 AM | Edited 2:29:30 AM] Rambo: buy me a new purse nigaa
i got so much cash flow got a lot to just throw
 riding in my lambo u can call me big daddy Rambo
if you think u won u are mistaken
give up now or u will be asking god why have i been forsaken
is that fear cuz i see u shaken

[2:36:31 AM] Adidas af: fuck god's answers i dont need him to tell me
that your pussy ass wishes your name went from ramiro to shelby
you're a fuckin wannabe female its obviously obvious
you might wanna settle down i dont like your cockiness
speakin of cocks
mines like 6 times bigger
i fucked a white bitch and she swore i was a nigger
I'm fuckin everywhere i see you everywhere you go
if this rapping was a race, you're goin pretty fuckin slow
i have more lines and more time to fuckin wreck you
I won this at the start, me and everyone else already knew
[2:42:52 AM] Rambo: you didn’t fuck a bitch u raped her
she only thought u were black cuz u act like a dirty nigger
after u raped her she said why didn’t u pull the trigger
no one wants to have ur baby
it will probably grow up and die from rabies
if this rap battle was a race id be straight up in ur face
making u feel like ur a disgrace
because ur an abomination to obamas nation and everyone knows when u fuck with me what u will be facing

[2:47:35 AM] Rambo: adidas gona watch game of thrones u take a year to write like a few sentences children with downsysdrom and quadapaligics can write faster
[2:48:58 AM] Adidas af: obamas nation?
you're the obamanation
remember that guy you fucked?
Well he said you raped him
I'd never abuse a female outside of juristiction
im only sayin this to you cause i hate your fuckin bitchin
the back of your head itches?
Well my trigger fingers itchin
I'd call that a pun
but its far from that shit
after this your throat will be like your wrists, slit
ill give you props, cause you're still tryna diss
but come any closer bruh and you're gonna get hit
i take time to type cause im using fuckin knowledge
my grammars better than yours and your in fuckin college
I'm done here i fuckin wrecked you
spooky scary skeletons, boo

[2:50:33 AM] [RDC*] RedDotRising: Rambo just stop ur getting raped
[2:52:41 AM] BaSs: Rambo isn't getting raped
[2:52:54 AM] BaSs: I got his back
[2:53:50 AM] Adidas af: i guess you were the one in his back from my first verse?
[2:55:33 AM] BaSs: First verse, i putcha in a hearse, take my brotwurst and you be thankin me for this purse cuz you a bitch,
take this 2 liner, as I give you a D minor, and bend your head back just like a recliner

[3:07:35 AM] Adidas af: give you props on that
to bad it sucked
you rap worse than rambo yo get fucked
talkin bout D minors
you give your D to minors
fuck your two liners
your bitch sat on my dick like i was a recliner
yes, i took your fuckin word
you remind me of taylor yo huge fuckin nerd
someone beatin me man that shit is unheard
I'd take more offense from someone flippin the bird
back down now or you're gonna get hurt
or stay, eithers preffered
i dont give a shit either way you'll get burnt
im not even gonna stop
you're fuckin ricky bobby you thiknk you're on fire but you're not
im fuckin blazing, the weed and these verses
tearin you up man get us some nurses
he needs 10 cc's of better fuckin rhymes
i think im done here, im wastin my time
i should be arrested cause this verse was a crime

[3:08:43 AM] BaSs: I would bring in tyga, but my shit aint designer,
you talkin shit at rambo, but you all outta ammo,
He was in tha movies with gats n his guns blazin,
We'll tie you up, bag you and trunk you and your next of kin,
drop you like the berlin, you crumblin down, tremblin now,
with your wedding gown, oops i mean surgical,
cuz im a mind fuckin professional,
im walkin and I'm bout to start runnin a recall,
you need to lay down breh, you can't even crawl,
I'mma right this over you because this is easy,
3am in tha morning and I'm drinkin on fiji,
that's water and soak you down with it,
my lyrical menstrations are transmitten,
No officer here, but you can bet im permitten,
this lyrical brutality that wont be sugar coded, - no finger licken,
but abit, of grit,shit talkin, whitty bitty, kitty squakin,
and you best to get beat down,
i can start goin fast, butcha you can't keep up right now...
you chokin on this and I ain't even started,
that last shit you wrote, made you sound half retarded,
Your a tenne-shoe, and I'm BaSs,
You wanna fight sound? You be on the next cold case,
I race you but be sure that I wont be chasin,
you be down south breathin in cock tastin,
with this lyrical fascination of your moms personal menstrations,
that last verse took you bout 2 years, and still same situation.

I love you either way Adidas
[3:10:01 AM] BaSs: It's all for fun (heart)
[3:10:04 AM] Adidas af: I love you too its okay
[3:10:06 AM] BaSs: ;)
[3:10:07 AM] Adidas af: And i know LOL
[3:10:15 AM] Adidas af: you're the only person who's put up a decent fight
[3:10:29 AM] BaSs: Well, I rap a lot
[3:10:39 AM] BaSs: Just don't ever record/edit/upload
[3:11:14 AM] Adidas af: Samee. I was thinkin about dissing this dude that raps in my town dudes terrible