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- } else if (cmd == cmdChar+'fortune') {
- var fortunes = ['Fortune: your true love is waiting for you to tell them "fuck you"',
- 'Fortune: there is pain in your future',
- 'Fortune: you will die in the future',
- 'Fortune: you will witness something disturbing',
- 'Fortune: your gay',
- 'Fortune: someone died today',
- 'Fortune: you will marry someone the same gender as you then youll kill yourself',
- 'Fortune: smile, youll die soon enough',
- 'Fortune: have fun with your restless night',
- 'Fortune: the amount of characters in this sentence is how many kids that died right now',
- 'Fortune: your memes are bad',
- 'Fortune: casio will die someday',
- 'Fortune: tomorrow you will hang yourself',
- 'Fortune: you will fail high school',
- 'Fortune: you will fail college',
- 'Fortune: 16 is the amount of murders and rape you will commit in the next 5 years',
- 'Fortune: your parents will die',
- 'Fortune: next week your self esteem will reach a critical low',
- 'Fortune: the worst times of your life will start in 2 days',
- 'Fortune: nigga u gay',
- 'Fortune: hey fuckboy youre actually an accident',
- 'Fortune: hey fuckweed youre stuip',
- 'Fortune: 6 million is the amount of percentage that your life is a failure',
- 'Fortune: you will have 50 ways to kill yourself in 1 hour',
- 'Fortune: you wont kill yourself because u a pussi',
- 'g͏uess what',
- ]
- var killmenow = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);
- if (input == "") {
- MPP.chat.send(fortunes[killmenow])
- } else {
- MPP.chat.send(fortunes[killmenow]);
- }
- }
- // ok for this i added the response "guess what"
- // now i need to make a new command for this (that nobody but the bot can use)
- } else if (cmd == 'g͏uess') { // since it starts with "guess" the command will need to be "guess" with no cmdchar
- if (msg.p._id == botId) { // this limits only the bot to use it...
- if (input == "what") { // side note: you can still say "guess what" because i included an invisible char.
- stopMe = setTimeout( () => { MPP.chat.send("your gay") }, 1500)
- // sorry if i fucked up im tired from pokemon go
- }
- }
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