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  1. } else if (cmd == cmdChar+'fortune') {
  2.  
  3. var fortunes = ['Fortune: your true love is waiting for you to tell them "fuck you"',
  4. 'Fortune: there is pain in your future',
  5. 'Fortune: you will die in the future',
  6. 'Fortune: you will witness something disturbing',
  7. 'Fortune: your gay',
  8. 'Fortune: someone died today',
  9. 'Fortune: you will marry someone the same gender as you then youll kill yourself',
  10. 'Fortune: smile, youll die soon enough',
  11. 'Fortune: have fun with your restless night',
  12. 'Fortune: the amount of characters in this sentence is how many kids that died right now',
  13. 'Fortune: your memes are bad',
  14. 'Fortune: casio will die someday',
  15. 'Fortune: tomorrow you will hang yourself',
  16. 'Fortune: you will fail high school',
  17. 'Fortune: you will fail college',
  18. 'Fortune: 16 is the amount of murders and rape you will commit in the next 5 years',
  19. 'Fortune: your parents will die',
  20. 'Fortune: next week your self esteem will reach a critical low',
  21. 'Fortune: the worst times of your life will start in 2 days',
  22. 'Fortune: nigga u gay',
  23. 'Fortune: hey fuckboy youre actually an accident',
  24. 'Fortune: hey fuckweed youre stuip',
  25. 'Fortune: 6 million is the amount of percentage that your life is a failure',
  26. 'Fortune: you will have 50 ways to kill yourself in 1 hour',
  27. 'Fortune: you wont kill yourself because u a pussi',
  28. 'g͏uess what',
  29. ]
  30. var killmenow = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);
  31.  
  32.  
  33. if (input == "") {
  34. MPP.chat.send(fortunes[killmenow])
  35. } else {
  36. MPP.chat.send(fortunes[killmenow]);
  37. }
  38. }
  39.  
  40.  
  41. // ok for this i added the response "guess what"
  42. // now i need to make a new command for this (that nobody but the bot can use)
  43. } else if (cmd == 'g͏uess') { // since it starts with "guess" the command will need to be "guess" with no cmdchar
  44. if (msg.p._id == botId) { // this limits only the bot to use it...
  45. if (input == "what") { // side note: you can still say "guess what" because i included an invisible char.
  46. stopMe = setTimeout( () => { MPP.chat.send("your gay") }, 1500)
  47. // sorry if i fucked up im tired from pokemon go
  48. }
  49. }
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