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- Session Start: Sat Nov 06 12:17:44 2010
- Session Ident: #turfwars
- 03[12:17] * Now talking in #turfwars
- 03[12:17] * Topic is 'Gang Name and Theme: Anyone like Oasis Point Immortals or The Grand Masters? | What is our strategy for taking over territory? | What is each of our characters like?'
- 03[12:17] * Set by Gorbash on Sat Nov 06 08:27:25
- [12:22] <DamienLunas> also you all should think a little bit about how long you've been in the gang
- [12:22] <DamienLunas> I'm pretty sure Gorbash said he started a revolution against the incumbent power
- 01[12:22] <Paradox> Did we ever decide who is GLORIOUS LEADER?
- [12:22] <DamienLunas> so you need to decide if you were all part of that or if some of you joined after the fact.
- [12:22] <DamienLunas> Gorbash is.
- 01[12:22] <Paradox> oh that answers that
- [12:23] <Anise> I imagine Mira's part of the old guard
- [12:31] <DamienLunas> ???
- [12:31] <Anise> wat
- [12:32] <DamienLunas> what do you mean by that
- 01[12:33] <Paradox> that she was there pre-revolution
- [12:34] <@Gorbash> ill have char sheet/background shortly, but i have one more errand i need to run today
- [12:36] <DamienLunas> well okay then.
- [12:36] <DamienLunas> if she was, then that means this group will have precedent for recruiting rather than just killing or exiling people
- [12:36] <DamienLunas> but you probably did one of those to the old leader and/or the rest of the gang.
- 03[12:46] * Aeros (nekodes@i.dunno.lol) has joined #turfwars
- [12:50] <Anise> hmm
- [12:50] <Anise> I'll have to think about it
- [13:05] <@Gorbash> hrf
- [13:07] <Anise> horf
- [13:09] <@Gorbash> well shoot didnt manage to complete that errand
- [13:42] <@Gorbash> Anise you still planning to be part of the old gang?
- [13:46] <Anise> Hmmm
- [13:46] <Anise> Nah
- [13:50] <@Gorbash> k
- [13:59] <@Gorbash> juuust about got background done
- [13:59] <@Gorbash> and i do have stats
- 03[14:03] * Anon348 (Anonymous@sux-DF7A5D9B.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
- 03[14:03] * Anon348 is now known as Kain
- [14:10] <@Gorbash> Damien - http://pastebin.com/PVCzQFuu
- [14:12] <DamienLunas> 6 con huh
- [14:13] <DamienLunas> might want to take some feats like "I can take a hit." if you're going to have low con. Granted I'm not 100% sure how much trainer on trainer combat is going to happen
- [14:13] <@Gorbash> hm
- [14:13] <@Gorbash> oh woops
- [14:13] <@Gorbash> i didnt fix that
- [14:13] <@Gorbash> i do have extra HPs from being an MA though
- 03[14:14] * Anon907 (Anonymous@sux-E01B6089.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #turfwars
- 03[14:14] * Anon907 is now known as AlsoKain
- 02[14:14] * Kain (Anonymous@sux-DF7A5D9B.jan.bellsouth.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
- [14:14] <DamienLunas> by the way
- [14:15] <DamienLunas> where the hell are the "restrain" check rules
- [14:15] <DamienLunas> oh there it is
- [14:22] <@Gorbash> hrm, should my chaobuu be my companion?
- [14:23] <Anise> you'll probably want your first man to be a member of your team
- [14:23] <@Gorbash> k
- [14:23] <Anise> in case you run into something else to make a companion
- 03[14:26] * Tyrone (4cb9e66c@sux-FCD30E9C.mibbit.com) has joined #turfwars
- [14:29] <DamienLunas> hi tyrone
- [14:30] <@Gorbash> hm
- [14:30] <@Gorbash> i dont get to add twice my CHA to something like No Restraint because of Authority Figure, do I?
- [14:31] <Anise> I think you do
- [14:32] <@Gorbash> nice
- 02[14:33] * Anise (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
- 03[14:34] * Anise (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #turfwars
- [14:36] <@Gorbash> what gear did we get for this game again?
- [14:36] <@Gorbash> basic stuff we need to do our class feats, 2 poke balls...
- [14:37] <AlsoKain> and 2 potions
- [14:37] <AlsoKain> and a super potion
- [14:37] <@Gorbash> kk
- [14:43] <@Gorbash> oh god i dont remember how to do this D: do i get an egg move or how does that work
- [14:45] <AlsoKain> You do, but you need to run it by DL first.
- [14:46] <DamienLunas> yup
- [14:46] <AlsoKain> Did we ever decide on a gang name?
- [14:47] <AlsoKain> The Long Odds or the Knights of Ragnarok, or the Meganekko Maulers or what
- [14:47] <@Gorbash> >Chaobuu gets smog
- [14:47] <@Gorbash> >Best not to think about how this works
- [14:47] <AlsoKain> frrrrrrt
- [14:48] <DamienLunas> >insert clip of Snake's Codec Conversation about Wario
- [14:48] <@Gorbash> >also gets Odor Sleuth
- [14:48] <DamienLunas> "He flies around by farting."
- [14:50] <DamienLunas> so gorbash what IS your egg move going to be
- [14:50] <Anise> would you like me to suggest one
- [14:50] <@Gorbash> yes pls
- [14:50] <@Gorbash> http://pastebin.com/9NxjjnFt
- [14:51] <Anise> magnitude is nice, as is body slam
- [14:51] <DamienLunas> superpower is a bit too powerful
- [14:51] <DamienLunas> I would suggest heavy bomber
- [14:52] <DamienLunas> because that implies hot wailord on pokabu action~ :3c
- [14:52] <Anise> but heavy bomber is resisted by water types and chaobuu doesn't get that heavy anyway
- [14:52] <Anise> :I
- [14:52] <Anise> I'd go with thrash
- [14:52] <DamienLunas> you are the leader
- [14:52] <DamienLunas> so I COULD let you get away with picking something strong like superpower or gen 5 thrash
- [14:53] <Anise> that reminds me
- [14:53] <Anise> pm damien
- [14:53] <@Gorbash> how is Gen 5 thrash different
- [14:54] <@Gorbash> im okay with thrash
- [14:54] <DamienLunas> gen 5 thrash is power 120.
- [14:54] <DamienLunas> also you realize PTA superpower is godly right
- [14:54] <DamienLunas> it doesn't decrease your attack.
- [14:54] <@Gorbash> if youll let me take it... sure
- [14:54] <DamienLunas> it INCREASES it.
- [14:56] <@Gorbash> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/saru
- [14:56] <Anise> goddamn wat
- [14:57] <@Gorbash> its cold down here :I
- [14:57] <Anise> same here
- [14:57] <Anise> my feet are fucking freezing
- [14:57] <@Gorbash> i have shoes on so my feets are okay, but my arms are really cold
- [14:58] <@Gorbash> im going to go grab a drink and a snack real quick
- [14:58] <DamienLunas> also gorbash
- [14:58] <DamienLunas> Emboar has enough weight to get a 4d20 heavy bomber
- [15:00] <Anise> oooh
- [15:00] <Anise> rice is done!
- 06[15:00] * Anise skips off
- [15:00] <Tyrone> hear
- [15:01] <@Gorbash> id be happy to take that if Superpower is too superpowered
- [15:01] <DamienLunas> cool
- [15:01] <DamienLunas> we're mostly just waiting on counterbeard
- [15:01] <@Gorbash> i may have asked this before but
- [15:01] <@Gorbash> if counterbeard grew a beard, would the world end?
- [15:02] <DamienLunas> maybe
- [15:02] <DamienLunas> yeah another thing
- [15:02] <DamienLunas> if you took thrash
- [15:02] <DamienLunas> it would give you really good coverage since the only things that would resist you are the candles and pringles
- [15:02] <DamienLunas> and giratina
- 06[15:03] * @Gorbash is still Pokemans newb. Candles & pringles?
- 01[15:04] <Paradox> I'm not sure which one pringles is either.
- 01[15:05] <Paradox> are there any mans that once you pop you just can't stop?
- [15:05] <AlsoKain> Farfetch'd
- [15:05] <AlsoKain> Omnomnom
- [15:05] <DamienLunas> burunkeru
- [15:05] <DamienLunas> http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Burunkeru
- [15:05] <DamienLunas> the male one specifically
- [15:06] <AlsoKain> Oh god
- [15:06] <DamienLunas> and the cantles are the hitomoshi/shanderaa line http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shandera_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
- [15:06] <AlsoKain> Why is Drifloon crossdressing
- 01[15:06] <Paradox> huh, yeah, sort of
- [15:09] <AlsoKain> Beard has a habit of showing up late
- 03[15:09] * AlsoKain is now known as Kain
- [15:09] <@Gorbash> bad habits :I
- [15:10] <@Gorbash> sorry i was so late with character sheet, i thought i was gonna be able to do it yesterday but ended up busier than i thought id be
- [15:10] <@Gorbash> cb spotted
- 03[15:10] * CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-65A8F7C4.dhcp.lnbh.ca.charter.com) has joined #turfwars
- [15:11] <Kain> I still haven't written down a proper description aside from the blurb yesterday, half of which got retconned. :V
- 03[15:11] * Gorbash sets mode: +o DamienLunas
- [15:11] <Kain> Hey, DL, you might wanna make a link to Turf Wars on the PTA page of the wiki
- 06[15:11] * Kain signs up for an account too
- [15:14] <CounterBeard> Did I miss anything/hold anything up?
- [15:14] <@DamienLunas> nope
- [15:15] <@Gorbash> DL, im gonna get Thrash instead of Superpower so its simpler all the way around
- [15:15] <@DamienLunas> just some people finishing up their stuff
- [15:15] <Kain> My face when it's canon that we all have a different name for the gang
- [15:15] <Kain> Awesome
- 06[15:16] * Kain plots how to use this to his advantage
- [15:16] <CounterBeard> So no unified name then?
- [15:16] <@DamienLunas> Yeah you losers suck at coming up with names
- [15:16] <@Gorbash> i figure one may present itself during play
- [15:17] <CounterBeard> That is sorta what I figured would happen.
- [15:17] <CounterBeard> Though I do like Oasis Point Immortals.
- [15:17] <@DamienLunas> I would suggest something phoenixy
- [15:18] <@DamienLunas> because that is an underlying theme of this game :P
- [15:18] <@DamienLunas> you know, coming back from death and disaster to rebuild the world
- [15:18] <@DamienLunas> that's why the place you're in is called Ribbonwood
- 06[15:18] * Kain puts on sunglasses
- [15:18] <@DamienLunas> Ribbonwood is a type of tree that has forest fires as part of its ecosystem's natural life cycle
- [15:19] <Kain> The Ribbonwood Phoenixes sounds a tad off though
- [15:19] <Kain> Hmm
- [15:19] <@DamienLunas> Ribbonwood Revival Squad?
- [15:19] <Kain> HERE TO SAAAAVE THE DAY
- [15:20] <Kain> RIBBONWOOD REVIVAL SQUAD
- [15:20] <Kain> HERE TO PAAAAAVE THE WAY
- [15:20] <Kain> RIBBONWOOD REVIVAL SQUAD
- [15:20] <@DamienLunas> now you're just trying to make it sound lame.
- 01[15:20] <Paradox> Well, what are we ... like, about? Do we have any particular goal beyond survival? Are we actively and aggressively trying to expand?
- [15:20] <Kain> AIN'T NO WASTELAND GONNA GO TO WASTE MAN
- [15:20] <Kain> WITH THE RIBBONWOOD REVIVAL SQUAAAD
- [15:20] <@DamienLunas> yes you are, para
- [15:20] <@DamienLunas> you are actively attempting to control the entire city
- [15:21] <@DamienLunas> by expanding your territory
- [15:21] <Tyrone> WE ARE THE YANCY STREET SWEETHEARTS
- [15:21] <CounterBeard> Are we going ro rule with an iron fist?
- [15:21] <@DamienLunas> that's up to gorbash
- [15:21] <CounterBeard> Or more laid back?
- [15:21] <Kain> That's up to us
- [15:21] <@Gorbash> yeah
- [15:21] <@DamienLunas> yeah all of you really
- [15:21] <@Gorbash> Saru is atm the more "LIBERATE THE CITY, lolidunno what happens next" type
- [15:21] <@DamienLunas> by the way
- 01[15:22] <Paradox> I will lay waste unto those who dare defy the might of the _____
- [15:22] <Anise> let's just go with oasis point immortals for now
- [15:22] <@DamienLunas> all 6 of you have 10 minutes to name your team or you end up getting the defaulted name of Team Satisfaction.
- [15:22] <@DamienLunas> nyoro~n :3c
- [15:22] <Anise> we can say it was the old gang's name and change it if we want to later
- 01[15:22] <Paradox> I like Ribbonwood Immortals too
- [15:22] <Anise> Ribbonwood Immortals works
- [15:22] <Anise> I just don't want to be team satisfaction
- [15:22] <Anise> :[
- [15:23] <@DamienLunas> of course not.
- [15:23] <@DamienLunas> nobody wants to be team satisfaction
- 01[15:23] <Paradox> I wanna be Team Satisfaction ._.
- [15:23] <@DamienLunas> blowing up walls bustin' into places telling people to satisfy you
- [15:23] <CounterBeard> Sounds good, and I like the idea of it being the old teams name incase something better ingame/story related happens.
- [15:23] <@DamienLunas> killin' cops
- [15:23] <@DamienLunas> fuck da fun police
- [15:24] <@DamienLunas> gorbash what do you think
- [15:24] <@DamienLunas> Ribbonwood Immortals?
- [15:24] <@Gorbash> thats fine with me
- [15:24] <Kain> That works
- [15:24] <@DamienLunas> I like it because it reminds me of the elite military group in FFXI
- [15:24] <@DamienLunas> made up of blue mages
- 01[15:24] <Paradox> now I just need to pick a name ._.
- [15:25] <Kain> Just as long as it's not Team Satisfaction or the Grove Street Boys
- 06[15:25] * Paradox has everything done except a name ._.
- [15:25] <@DamienLunas> farmstink buttlass
- [15:25] <@DamienLunas> DICKS
- [15:25] <Kain> seejay, you a busta
- [15:25] <@Gorbash> several different groups of royal guards/elite troops have been called the Immortals
- [15:25] <@Gorbash> all the way back to ancient Persia
- [15:25] <@DamienLunas> by the way
- [15:25] <@DamienLunas> I am surprised nobody is on a "Nickname only" basis
- 01[15:26] <Paradox> I am
- [15:26] <@Gorbash> Saru is sort of
- 01[15:26] <Paradox> I just can't think of a good one
- [15:26] <Anise> Gorby's character is
- [15:26] <@Gorbash> it's not his real name, its a nom de guerre
- [15:26] <Anise> Mira isn't cool enough to have a nickname
- [15:26] <Anise> :[
- [15:26] <@DamienLunas> but like Knives
- 01[15:26] <Paradox> I'm suprised we're not ALL on a nickname only basis tbh
- [15:26] <@DamienLunas> Knives Chau.
- [15:26] <@Gorbash> not that Saru either knows that term or would be capable of pronouncing it correctly if he did
- [15:26] <@DamienLunas> Yeah Para the first team you fight is on an ALL nickname basis
- [15:26] <Kain> >My name is H-er, TRANSCENDANT QUEEN VICTORIUS
- 01[15:27] <Paradox> Obviously that team has this whole post-apoc thing down
- [15:27] <@Gorbash> Hope SOUNDS like a nickname
- [15:27] <@DamienLunas> one of the guys was this close to being named hitler.
- [15:27] <@DamienLunas> but he got cut.
- [15:27] <@Gorbash> is that gonna be a seperate IC channel or?
- [15:28] <@DamienLunas> it's all goin' down in this channel
- [15:28] <@Gorbash> kk
- [15:28] <@DamienLunas> So you're all agreed on ribbonwood immortals
- [15:28] <@DamienLunas> Paradox what does your character do
- [15:28] <@DamienLunas> decide nickname quickly before he gets named fumbles like in robot chicken :3c
- 03[15:28] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #turfwars
- [15:29] <@Gorbash> (im gonna adjust the background slightly if that the name then)
- [15:29] <@DamienLunas> you're really gonna make it the old team's name?
- [15:29] <@Gorbash> oh
- [15:29] <@Gorbash> wait wat
- [15:29] <@DamienLunas> someone said that
- [15:29] <@DamienLunas> I dunno
- 01[15:29] <Paradox> I'm a MA/Ninja/Juggler with 24 dex
- 01[15:30] <Paradox> let's hope 'Fumbles' is ironic :V
- [15:30] <@Gorbash> okay hold on
- [15:30] <@DamienLunas> Man I really wanna call para fumbles now.
- [15:30] <@DamienLunas> para do you have a sheet
- [15:30] <Tyrone> ZON THE DESTROYER
- 01[15:30] <Paradox> I will
- [15:30] <@DamienLunas> like in pastebin or something
- 01[15:30] <Paradox> as soon as I pick a name
- 01[15:30] <Paradox> I will post it on my wiki
- [15:30] <Kain> >MA/Ninja/Juggler
- [15:30] <Kain> Oh god it's Steve
- [15:30] <@DamienLunas> what kind of stuff do you use
- [15:30] <@DamienLunas> do you throw shitloads of knives at people with that broke-ass ability?
- [15:31] <@Gorbash> "here is a running argument between him and his new companions as to what exactly their gang is called - Saru insists its the Grand Masters, but he's easily distracted on this matter so the others tend to bounce around other ideas at least for the time being. For now the group is referred to by anyone who actually cares to identify them as the Ribbonwood Immortals."
- 01[15:31] <Paradox> Pretty much
- [15:31] <Kain> Para
- [15:31] <Kain> Don't pick Steve as a name
- [15:31] <Kain> D=
- [15:31] <@DamienLunas> ; ;
- 01[15:31] <Paradox> I'm not going to be named Steve
- [15:31] <Kain> Right
- [15:31] <Kain> Because who names a ninja Steve
- [15:31] <@Gorbash> Saru is probably going to nickname everyone anyways
- [15:31] <@Gorbash> because he wont remember your names
- [15:32] <CounterBeard> Awesome.
- 01[15:32] <Paradox> I was planning to do that too :V
- [15:32] <Kain> Haha
- [15:32] <@Gorbash> except Hope because he thinks Hope is a nickname anyways
- [15:32] <Anise> oh boy flattering nicknames for everyone
- 01[15:33] <Paradox> I SHALL BE NAMED APPLES!
- 01[15:33] <Paradox> RANDOM WORD GENERATOR HAS DECREED IT THUS
- [15:33] <@Gorbash> heh
- [15:33] <CounterBeard> You will have a delcious ninja
- [15:33] <Kain> As you the multidimensional counterpart to Taters?
- [15:33] <Anise> how does pokemon man know what apples is
- [15:34] <Kain> *Are you
- [15:34] <CounterBeard> Hmm. Cotton Spore or Sweet Scent?
- [15:34] <Kain> >can't create page on Wiki
- [15:34] <Kain> D=
- [15:35] <@Gorbash> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7WLfY2455o )
- [15:35] <@DamienLunas> for what counterbeard
- 01[15:35] <Paradox> did you sign in
- [15:35] <@Gorbash> (what the name Taters makes me think of)
- [15:35] <Kain> Yes
- [15:35] <Kain> Only "memebrs of the site" have access though
- [15:35] <CounterBeard> For my cactus.
- 01[15:35] <Paradox> oh, well, yeah you have to sign up for the wiki
- 01[15:35] <Paradox> password is Twig Whynot
- [15:35] <CounterBeard> seven move limit ect.
- [15:35] <Anise> Does anyone actually pay attention to that limit?
- 01[15:35] <Paradox> I do ._.
- [15:35] <@Gorbash> i didnt even know about it :V
- 01[15:35] <Paradox> I got rid of growl!
- [15:36] <Anise> anyway, of the two, I'd say sweet scent
- [15:36] <@DamienLunas> get sweet scent.
- [15:36] <@DamienLunas> and yes we have to abide by the 7 move limit
- [15:36] <@DamienLunas> if not, it would make statting up enemies a lot easier :/
- [15:37] <Anise> :[
- [15:37] <Anise> oh good
- [15:37] <Anise> seven exactly
- [15:38] <@Gorbash> i dont know what to drop :I
- [15:38] <@DamienLunas> okay so paradox you're getting named apples
- 01[15:38] <Paradox> growl
- 01[15:38] <Paradox> drop growl
- [15:38] <@Gorbash> i dont have growl
- 01[15:38] <Paradox> because you dropped it
- 01[15:38] <Paradox> gj
- 01[15:38] <Paradox> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/six
- [15:38] <@DamienLunas> drop tail whip
- [15:38] <Kain> Where do I put in this password?
- [15:38] <@DamienLunas> also
- 01[15:39] <Paradox> well, I went with 'Six' but if someone calls me Apples IC I probably won't object
- [15:39] <@DamienLunas> you guys know that egg moves count seperate right
- [15:39] <Anise> they don't'
- [15:39] <@DamienLunas> egg moves count towards TM limit.
- 01[15:39] <Paradox> they don't
- [15:39] <@Gorbash> oh then im good
- [15:39] <Anise> it counts toward natural move limit
- [15:39] <CounterBeard> Count as natural don't they?
- [15:39] <Kain> Houserule?
- [15:39] <Anise> yep
- [15:39] <@DamienLunas> houserule and that's how aeros does it
- [15:39] <CounterBeard> Oh sweet.
- [15:39] <Kain> Oh, here we go
- 01[15:39] <Paradox> damnit
- 01[15:40] <Paradox> now I have growl again
- 01[15:40] <Paradox> :(
- [15:40] <@DamienLunas> lol
- [15:40] <Anise> It may come in handy some day
- [15:40] <Anise> :[
- [15:40] <@DamienLunas> OKAY
- 01[15:40] <Paradox> At least I still don't have tail whip
- 01[15:40] <Paradox> I had tail whip AND leer
- 01[15:40] <Paradox> -why Cubone, why-
- [15:40] <@DamienLunas> GET SERIOUS [/terry bogard]
- [15:40] <Anise> I have the best move in the game
- [15:40] <Anise> :3
- 03[15:40] * Paradox is now known as Six
- 03[15:40] * Anise is now known as Mira
- [15:40] <Kain> Drop it anyway.
- [15:40] <Mira> no
- [15:40] <Mira> :3
- 03[15:40] * Gorbash is now known as Saru
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> LET'S DO IT
- 03[15:41] * Tyrone is now known as Timmy
- 03[15:41] * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
- 03[15:41] * Kain is now known as Hope
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> ARE YOU OKAY?
- [15:41] <Hope> BUSTAH MOVE
- 06[15:41] * Hope dance
- [15:41] <@Saru> (HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK)
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> Get Ready?
- [15:41] <Mira> BUSTA WOOOOORF
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> So Saru
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> explain the methods of your gang
- [15:41] <Mira> THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> are you primarily respectful
- [15:41] <@DamienLunas> or are you ruthless and cutthroat
- [15:42] <@Saru> respectful and helpful to locals is the diea
- [15:42] <@Saru> *idea
- [15:42] <@DamienLunas> are you more likely to recruit, exile, or execute enemy gangs
- [15:42] <@Saru> recruit or exile, kill only if they're really terrible or give us no choice. at least thats the way Saru wants to do things.
- [15:43] <@Saru> he's not averse to killing someone in a fair fight though
- [15:43] <@DamienLunas> Very well.
- 01[15:44] <Six> Question
- [15:44] <@DamienLunas> In the year 203X, The Oasis Point Immortals occupy the southernmost tip of Ribbonwood City.
- [15:44] <@DamienLunas> yes?
- 01[15:44] <Six> What age is everyone? Just realized I hadn't decided on that :V
- [15:44] <@Saru> (20)
- [15:44] <Mira> 21
- [15:44] <@DamienLunas> oh right. Timmy can you raise your age a bit
- [15:44] <@DamienLunas> I asked everyone to be like 15-30
- -
- 01[15:44] Timmy is 4cb9e66c@sux-FCD30E9C.mibbit.com * cpe-76-185-230-108.tx.res.rr.com
- 01[15:44] Timmy on #turfwars #pokeymans
- 01[15:44] Timmy using xen.thisisnotatrueending.com sup/tg/
- 01[15:44] Timmy has been idle 14mins 26secs, signed on Sat Nov 06 12:01:07
- 01[15:44] Timmy End of /WHOIS list.
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- [15:45] <Hope> 24
- 06[15:45] * Klark is 23
- [15:45] <Timmy> Awwwwww
- [15:46] <Timmy> Fine
- 01[15:46] <Six> Be 15. You can be THE KID. We'll treat you like total crap. It'll be great.
- [15:46] <Timmy> FINE
- [15:47] <@Saru> yeah
- [15:47] <@DamienLunas> Anyway, for many citizens of this ravaged city of Ribbonwood, it is Sunday. A day like any other day. Some scavenge to survive, some scrape by on handouts in the orphanage. But for the Oasis Point Immortals, it is their invasion day.
- [15:48] <@DamienLunas> (strike that, it's saturday)
- [15:48] <@DamienLunas> Team Machismo has recently taken control of both of the areas bordering the north of them.
- [15:49] <@DamienLunas> Their methods are a mystery to you for the most part, but you haven't heard any horror stories about them yet.
- [15:49] <@DamienLunas> (oh one more thing)
- [15:50] <@DamienLunas> (if anyone wants to do so in preperation, hit the pickup script for a random berry)
- [15:50] <@Saru> (Preperation? What's that? It's time FOR ACTION!)
- [15:50] <@DamienLunas> (btw if I randomly drop)
- [15:51] <@DamienLunas> (take a break I'll come back soon)
- [15:51] <Klark> (Oh yeah berry trees.)
- [15:51] <Timmy> (I HAVE NABNAB. THE EFFECT. IT DOES NOTHING)
- [15:51] <@Saru> (ah what the hey)
- [15:51] <Klark> (Wow...Mine is useless.)
- [15:51] <@Saru> (hahaha... also got a no effect berry)
- [15:51] <@Saru> (can people eat these?)
- [15:52] <Mira> (I'd assume so)
- [15:52] <@Saru> (not going to, just wondering)
- [15:52] <@DamienLunas> (yours isn't entirely useless klark)
- [15:53] <@DamienLunas> (anyway you guys should trade around the berries if you want to use them)
- [15:53] <@DamienLunas> (give chaobuu water berry, marakkachi bug berry, cubone grass berry, etc.)
- [15:53] <@DamienLunas> (or you can save them)
- [15:54] <@DamienLunas> (wat do)
- 01[15:55] <Six> (I'd be okay with that)
- [15:55] <Klark> (I'm down for trading th eberry or saving it. Ain't not big thing.)
- 01[15:55] <Six> (I certainly have no use for a bug berry)
- [15:55] <@Saru> (trade probably makes the most sense)
- [15:55] <Klark> (Sweet.)
- 03[15:55] * Damien (DamienLuna@sux-8EEA1B34.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #turfwars
- [15:55] <Damien> (there we go)
- [15:55] <@Saru> (oh god two of them)
- [15:55] <Damien> (what did I miss)
- 03[15:56] * Saru sets mode: +o Damien
- [15:56] <@Saru> (we're trading berries it seems)
- [15:56] <@Damien> (they just had to install a splitter for my interbutts)
- [15:56] <@Damien> (did you see my suggestion for trading berries)
- 02[15:56] * @DamienLunas (DamienLuna@sux-8EEA1B34.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
- [15:56] <@Saru> (yes)
- 03[15:56] * Damien is now known as Damienlunas
- [15:57] <@Damienlunas> (so you're following that and you guys are ready to move on?)
- [15:57] <@Saru> (hai)
- 01[15:57] <Six> (Yep)
- [15:57] <Klark> (si)
- [15:57] <Timmy> (yeah I guess)
- 01[15:57] <Six> (Also, I've decided Six has to be almost the opposite of Ilya)
- [15:58] <@Damienlunas> So the Ribbonwood Immortals have traveled north to the next area, entering enemy territory (in media res yaaaay)
- [15:58] <Hope> (I was gonna write up some pre-invasion RP, but okay. :V)
- [15:58] <@Damienlunas> and here they find themselves face to face with what they believe to be a "Horror Story" unfolding in front of them.
- [15:59] <@Damienlunas> For before them stands a rather nervous looking woman with shaggy brown hair
- [15:59] <@Damienlunas> shoddy worn out clothes
- [15:59] <@Damienlunas> and a thick bushy moustache.
- [15:59] <@Damienlunas> Begin!
- [15:59] <Hope> (Oh my god how horrifying)
- 01[16:00] <Six> "..."
- 06[16:00] * Six looks to Saru.
- 06[16:00] * Klark Stares at the woman before looking to the others.
- [16:00] <@Damienlunas> The woman seems to be muttering something to herself under her breath
- 01[16:00] <Six> "Can I kill it? Pleaaase? Clearly it'd be a mercy."
- [16:01] <@Damienlunas> "'snot like I've got nuthin' better ta do today what with the supplies running low as it is not like I could go scavengin'"
- [16:01] <@Saru> "No Six, this is a citizen of the city! It's our duty to protect her."
- [16:01] <@Damienlunas> she doesn't seem to have noticed you yet.
- 06[16:02] * Hope is a girl of average height, with long, blonde hair and green eyes. She wears a tattered jean jacket over a blue flannel shirt, and some rough, highly faded jean pants. She carries a crowbar over her shoulder, which has a hunting scope tied to it with wire. She has a confident sort of posture, but she's clearly waiting for their leader to make a move.
- 06[16:02] * Mira fidgets, hiding behind Six
- [16:02] <@Damienlunas> 1d20-2
- [16:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20-2: 6 [1d20=8]
- 06[16:02] * @Saru approaches the woman, takes up a heroic pose, and declares "Good woman of Ribbonwood City! We are the Grand Masters-" (insert everyone else correcting him on the name) "-and we are here to liberate your district from Team Machismo. Can you lend us your aid, and tell us where we can find them?" He flashes a big grin at her.
- [16:03] <Hope> "Ribbonwood Immortals." she mutters.
- [16:03] <@Damienlunas> she looks at you for a moment trying to confirm your existance as if she finds YOU unbelieveable.
- 06[16:03] * @Saru is used to this.
- [16:03] <@Damienlunas> "Well 'aint that somethin' 'course I never thought you lot'd show your faces I mean look at ya not even a scrap a chin fuzz amongst ya but I guess it's better than a stick in the eye it is."
- [16:04] <@Damienlunas> "So you're lookin' for Team Machismo aint ya? Well they've given me direct orders"
- [16:04] <Mira> "A-and those w-would be?"
- [16:04] <@Damienlunas> "To tell you exactly where they are and let you know they've got nothin' to hide from ya"
- [16:04] <Hope> "How bold."
- 01[16:04] <Six> "How jolly decent of them."
- 06[16:05] * Klark Stares at the woman quirking his head to the side.
- [16:05] <@Damienlunas> "They say all they ask is that ya please try not ta harm any of the citizens such as myself and that they'll be at their base in the old barber shop down a few blocks that way."
- [16:05] <@Damienlunas> she twists the sides of her moustache and mutters "Bloody dolts if ya ask me."
- 01[16:06] <Six> "We didn't."
- [16:06] <@Saru> (i have Lie Detector btw)
- 01[16:06] <Six> "Shall we get going then? We've apparently got a date!"
- [16:06] <Mira> "I- I think it's wonderful."
- [16:06] <@Damienlunas> (no lies here)
- [16:06] <Hope> "Sounds like a plan."
- [16:06] <@Saru> "Of course we won't harm you! Thank you for the directions. Grand Masters, to the barber shop!" Saru points dramatically in that general direction.
- 06[16:06] * Hope can't help but smile at his enthusiasm, as usual.
- [16:06] <@Damienlunas> "Well 'aint that just fancy for you. Me I'll just sit here no, didn't say I could stop sittin' here if you lot came by."
- 06[16:07] * Hope decides not to ask the woman about her mustache.
- 06[16:07] * @Saru gives a bow to the woman before setting off.
- [16:07] <@Damienlunas> "Go on though don't mind me."
- 06[16:07] * Hope follows Saru.
- 06[16:07] * Mira hurries off after Hope.
- 06[16:07] * Klark Hefts his shovel onto his shoulder and follow Saru. "Don't like this. Feels wrong."
- [16:08] <@Damienlunas> roll perception everyone
- [16:08] <Hope> 1d20+5
- [16:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+5: 9 [1d20=4]
- 01[16:08] <Six> 1d20-2
- [16:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 10 [1d20=12]
- [16:08] <Hope> (Already getting off to a great start)
- [16:08] <@Saru> 1d20-3
- [16:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-3: 15 [1d20=18]
- [16:09] <@Saru> (idiot hero powers activate)
- [16:09] <Klark> 1d20+1
- [16:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 5 [1d20=4]
- [16:09] <Mira> 1d20+5
- [16:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+5: 13 [1d20=8]
- [16:10] <@Saru> "Come on Digger, they've clearly heard about our honorable and courageous deeds, and are granting us respect. Maybe we can even convince them to join us without fighting!"
- [16:10] <@Damienlunas> Saru can notice quite a few things around the town
- 06[16:10] * Mira tries to remember what deeds they've done recently.
- [16:10] <@Damienlunas> some spearow are flying overhead
- [16:10] <Hope> "If only it were that easy."
- [16:11] <@Damienlunas> a couple choroneko are in the alley are eating the remains of a barbroach
- [16:11] <Mira> (choroneeeeeeeeko ;o;)
- [16:11] <@Damienlunas> some young boys with thick curly moustaches are staring at you from the windows of the houses
- [16:11] <Mira> "....Does everyone here have moustaches?"
- [16:11] <Klark> "Looks like."
- [16:11] <@Damienlunas> and a little tyrogue is punching at an alley trash can.
- [16:12] <Hope> (I'm going to use I've Heard About This Place Before to get a good read of the area.)
- 06[16:12] * @Saru scratches his head. "Really? I guess that is weird."
- [16:12] <Timmy> 1d20-2
- [16:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20-2: 1 [1d20=3]
- [16:12] <Hope> 1d20+6 IHATPB
- 01[16:12] <Six> "A tyrogue... huh."
- [16:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, IHATPB: 10 [1d20=4]
- [16:12] <Hope> (Nope.jpg)
- [16:12] <@Saru> (i keep typing "her" for my pronouns. too many female characters on the IRC :V)
- 01[16:12] <Six> "At least you can't say these guys have pussy critters on their turf."
- [16:13] <@Damienlunas> (does anyone in this party have a moustache)
- 01[16:13] <Six> (not I.)
- [16:13] <Mira> (god no)
- [16:13] <@Saru> (/me uses his MANLY PROWESS to grow one on the walk over)
- [16:13] <Klark> (K;ark has a rought goatee and is a bit unshaven.)
- [16:13] <Hope> "There were a couple of cats back there, actually."
- [16:13] <@Damienlunas> (roll manly prowess)
- [16:13] <@Saru> (no. i dont. Saru actually tries to shave regularly)
- [16:13] <Hope> (Hurr, I didn't say that since I failed the perception check. :V)
- 01[16:13] <Six> (Six is too vain to keep a moustache.)
- [16:14] <Hope> 1d20+5 MANLY PROWESS
- [16:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, MANLY PROWESS: 20 [1d20=15]
- [16:14] <@Saru> (though he has pretty long sideburns)
- 06[16:14] * Six walks up to the Tyrogue.
- [16:14] <Hope> (Kidding)
- [16:14] <@Damienlunas> She can not do it. She can not grow the stache.
- 06[16:14] * Klark Watches the little tyrouge and Six.
- [16:14] <Mira> (ahaha)
- [16:14] <Mira> (who's keeping track of pokemon seen?)
- [16:15] <@Damienlunas> (someone better mark up 10 seen)
- [16:15] <@Damienlunas> The tyrogue starts to notice your approach
- [16:15] <Hope> (Let's see)
- [16:15] <Hope> (I'll keep track I guess)
- [16:15] <@Damienlunas> it stops wailing on the poor innocent trash can and stares at you.
- [16:15] <@Damienlunas> tyy....
- 06[16:16] * Six grins.
- 01[16:16] <Six> "Why'd you stop? You're not gonna get stronger if you stop."
- [16:17] <@Damienlunas> TyyyAH!
- [16:17] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [16:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
- [16:17] <@Damienlunas> (what's your dex)
- 01[16:17] <Six> (24)
- [16:17] <Hope> (+7 modifier. :3c)
- [16:17] <@Damienlunas> it tries to clap its hands in front of your face and get you with a sneak attack
- [16:18] <@Damienlunas> but you easily ignore its fake-out and doge the predictable coming attack
- 06[16:18] * Six sighs, and kicks the mans in the goddamn face.
- 01[16:18] <Six> 1d20
- [16:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
- [16:19] <@Damienlunas> hits
- 01[16:19] <Six> (unarmed is 1d4 yeah?)
- [16:19] <@Damienlunas> (depends on your class)
- [16:19] <Hope> (1d8)
- [16:19] <Hope> (+strength)
- [16:19] <Hope> (Add str and dex mod again since you're a MA)
- 01[16:20] <Six> 1d8+9
- [16:20] <Hope> (So 1d8+(2x(str))+dex
- [16:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d8+9: 13 [1d8=4]
- 01[16:20] <Six> (oh, x2 str? then another +2)
- 01[16:20] <Six> (15 total)
- 06[16:21] * Hope glances over to where Six is.
- [16:21] <@Damienlunas> it takes a hefty counterblow
- 06[16:21] * Mira watches with interest.
- 06[16:22] * @Saru watches with a frown - but, the tyrogue did throw the first punch. Fair enough to swing back.
- [16:22] <@Damienlunas> it continues to stare at you with a fighting stance.
- [16:22] <@Damienlunas> Ty...
- 06[16:22] * Six goes in fort another kick!
- [16:22] <@Damienlunas> Tyyy!
- [16:23] <Hope> (CUROSS COUNTAH)
- [16:23] <@Damienlunas> it punches at you faster than you can kick
- [16:23] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [16:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
- [16:23] <@Damienlunas> 2d10+6
- [16:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 2d10+6: 21 [2d10=8,7]
- [16:23] <Hope> (How about I sucker punch your shit)
- [16:23] <@Damienlunas> (hitmons can't learn sucker punch DUMBASS)
- 06[16:23] * Six recoils from the blow, but pivots and sends a punch!
- 01[16:23] <Six> 1d20
- [16:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
- 01[16:24] <Six> 1d8+11
- [16:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d8+11: 16 [1d8=5]
- [16:24] <Hope> (Hey, watch it with the insults, even if they're a joke. :V)
- 06[16:24] * Klark Watches the fight with some interest. Looking around to make sure they aren't causing a scene.
- [16:24] <@Damienlunas> it seems to be being worn down much faster than you are.
- [16:24] <Timmy> (hitmons can learn sucker punch)
- [16:24] <Mira> "Careful not to wear yourself out before we get to our destination, Six."
- 01[16:25] <Six> "You're right."
- [16:25] <@Damienlunas> (disreguard bitches)
- [16:25] <@Saru> "Yeah, we'll need you if there's a fight with these guys."
- [16:25] <@Damienlunas> (acquire pokemon)
- 06[16:25] * Six takes out a pokeball from nowhere, and throws it at the mans.
- [16:25] <@Damienlunas> (roll em)
- 01[16:25] <Six> 1d100
- [16:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d100: 45 [1d100=45]
- [16:26] <@Damienlunas> the ball fidgets for a couple moments...
- [16:26] <@Damienlunas> and ceases movement.
- [16:26] <@Damienlunas> You caught a Tyrogue!
- [16:26] <Klark> "Congrats Six."
- [16:26] <Hope> "Congratulations."
- 06[16:26] * Mira nods.
- 06[16:26] * Six grins, and picks up the ball, throwing it up in the air and catching it again.
- 06[16:26] * Hope smiles a bit, continuing on.
- [16:26] <@Saru> "Well done!"
- 01[16:26] <Six> "Let's get going."
- 06[16:26] * @Saru gives Six a friendly slap on the back before moving on.
- [16:27] <@Damienlunas> so you continue on in the direction the woman pointed you towards
- [16:28] <Klark> "If you need him for the fight let me know."
- [16:28] <@Damienlunas> it's not long before you come across a big building with a big red sign that says "Miracle Scizors"
- [16:28] <@Damienlunas> (you guys do have potions)
- [16:28] <@Damienlunas> (2 potions and 1 super potion each)
- [16:28] <@Damienlunas> (he is level 15, 33 hp currently at 14 hp, with 6 as stats all around.)
- [16:28] <Hope> (Healing powers recharge day to day though. :D)
- [16:28] <Mira> (also, I have Legendary Blessing yesss)
- [16:28] <@Damienlunas> (wait that doesn't sound right)
- [16:29] <@Damienlunas> (okay all 7s except for spa which is 6
- 01[16:29] <Six> (Neutral nature of some sort then I guess?)
- [16:29] <@Damienlunas> (oh right nature)
- [16:30] <@Damienlunas> (ronery nature)
- 01[16:30] <Six> "Miracle Scizors. Creative."
- [16:30] <@Damienlunas> (that's attack up defense down)
- [16:31] <@Damienlunas> roll perception
- [16:31] <@Saru> 1d20-3
- [16:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-3: 14 [1d20=17]
- [16:31] <Mira> 1d20+5 :B
- [16:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, :B: 15 [1d20=10]
- [16:31] <@Damienlunas> (oh, its egg move is mach punch)
- [16:31] <Hope> 1d20+5
- [16:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+5: 10 [1d20=5]
- 01[16:31] <Six> 1d20-2
- [16:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d20-2: 18 [1d20=20]
- [16:31] <Mira> (:I)
- [16:31] <Klark> 1d20+1
- [16:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 9 [1d20=8]
- [16:31] <Hope> (Keep on trollan, Dicemaid)
- 01[16:31] <Six> (she will, she will~)
- [16:31] <@Damienlunas> 3 of you can hear something that sounds like some kind of argument going on
- [16:32] <@Damienlunas> "I'm sorry guys, I just don't know if I can keep going on like this!"
- [16:32] <@Damienlunas> another voice responds, "Don't say that, don't even think those kinds of things!"
- [16:32] <@Damienlunas> more pipe up, "Yeah, we're all in this together remember?"
- 06[16:32] * @Saru holds up a hand for the group to stop, and cocks his head to listen.
- 06[16:32] * Mira creeps closer.
- [16:33] <@Damienlunas> the first continues, sounding disdainful. "Sometimes I just want to take a knife and... just end it all!"
- 06[16:33] * Klark Stops dead as Saru ordered readying his shovel.
- [16:33] <@Damienlunas> A louder voice with a smooth tone to it projects out. "Hold on there, chops."
- [16:33] <@Damienlunas> "I know it's hard sometimes. Don't you think it's hard for me too?"
- [16:34] <@Damienlunas> "But you've got to stay strong for all of those who couldn't do it!"
- [16:34] <@Damienlunas> "You've got somethin' a lotta men wish they had."
- 06[16:34] * Hope edges behind Saru to try and listen to the conversation.
- [16:34] <@Damienlunas> "Great king..." the first voice says sorrowfully.
- [16:35] <Hope> (Chops, I...)
- 06[16:35] * Mira privately wonders how these guys managed to take anything over.
- [16:35] <@Damienlunas> "Come on brother, take my hand. Even if it's hard you must persevere. We are all your brothers!"
- [16:35] <Mira> (gaaaaaaaaaaaaay)
- [16:35] <Hope> (inb4 cho aniki)
- 06[16:35] * @Saru is nodding with an approving look on his face.
- [16:36] <@Damienlunas> "Great king..." the voice says sounding like he is on the verge of sobbing.
- 06[16:36] * Hope thinks this conversation sounds ridiculous.
- [16:36] <@Damienlunas> "I'm so sorry, Great King! I'll never doubt myself, doubt any of us like that again! I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!"
- [16:36] <@Damienlunas> "I won't shave off my mutton chops! I'll keep them until the day I die!"
- [16:37] <@Damienlunas> a resounding cry of approval sounds throught the air
- [16:37] <Timmy> (oh man
- [16:37] <@Damienlunas> "Atta boy, chops. Atta boy."
- 06[16:37] * Klark Cocks his head to the side, raising a brow.
- 06[16:37] * @Saru seems a bit confused now.
- 06[16:38] * @Saru shrugs, and motions for everyone to go ahead and head into this place and see what in the hell is going on here.
- 06[16:38] * Mira lets Saru go in first. They probably have razorblades, after all.
- 06[16:39] * Six takes out a knife of his own, twirling it idly in one hand.
- [16:39] <@Damienlunas> their seems to be a great deal of hugging going on here, but when they notice you, they all suddenly snap to attention. One man scrambles back to a seat which looks like a barber's chai rmade into a throne.
- [16:39] <@Damienlunas> "Well, who do we have here?"
- 06[16:40] * Hope strolls in as well.
- [16:40] <@Damienlunas> You all stand before the threshhold of a very clean looking barber shop, and 7 strong men stare at you.
- 06[16:40] * Klark Enters last, acting like a rear guard.
- [16:40] <@Damienlunas> You see the man with mutton chops, his eyes somewhat red, staring at you with a scowl on his face.
- 06[16:41] * Mira would probably be more intimidated if they hadn't just had that eavesdropping session. As it is, though, she still only enters with hesitation.
- [16:41] <@Damienlunas> another sits in his chair, twirling his well waxed handlebar moustache.
- 01[16:41] <Six> "The embodiment of hard gay, it would seem."
- [16:41] <Hope> "Let's not be petty."
- [16:41] <Mira> "Th-that's rude. D:"
- [16:41] <@Damienlunas> a man with a pencil moustache stares at you with a raised eyebrow
- 06[16:41] * Klark Coughs.
- 06[16:42] * @Saru strides in like he owns the place, and stands tall before the throne, arms crossed over his chest. "We are the Grand Masters! We learned of your invitation from the woman at the border, and have come to take this territory. I give you the opportunity to join us, and help us liberate all of Ribbonwood City!""
- [16:42] <@Damienlunas> a man sitting close to the back with a fu-manchu strokes his chin
- 01[16:42] <Six> "Rude? Yes, you're right, I'm sorry, we shouldn't be rude during hostile take-overs."
- [16:42] <@Damienlunas> one with a thick hungarian style moustache scoffs at you.
- [16:42] <@Damienlunas> A man near the front with what is best described as a "Hulk Hogan" moustache flexes his muscles and looks at you.
- [16:42] <@Damienlunas> but sitting on his red barber's chair throne
- [16:43] <@Damienlunas> is a man whose moustache defies any logic
- [16:43] <@Damienlunas> he is a man with dark colored skin
- [16:43] <@Damienlunas> and his moustache is thick and full, which connects with a beard that stretches a few inches in length
- [16:43] <@Damienlunas> It grows upwards into mutton chops
- [16:43] <@Damienlunas> and then out into a thick bushy unibrow
- [16:43] <Mira> (goddaaaaaaaaaaamn.)
- [16:43] <@Damienlunas> then it all meets at the top of his head in an enormous black afro.
- [16:44] <Hope> http://www.my3dsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/windmill_beard.jpg
- [16:44] <@Damienlunas> "You should listen to the man." says the one in the back on the throne.
- [16:44] <@Damienlunas> He stands up from his throne and turns with his side to you, looking over his shoulder, "And check yoself, before you wreck yoself."
- [16:44] <Klark> (That, is an amazing facial hair construct.)
- 06[16:45] * Six laughs, unabashedly.
- [16:45] <@Saru> (wtf is up with his glasses)
- 06[16:45] * Hope glances behind them to make sure there's no ambush creeping up.
- [16:45] <@Damienlunas> "They call me 'Great King Moustache.' And if you want to take control of our turf... well we'd like to see you try."
- 01[16:45] <Six> "check .. hnah! before you pfft hahaha"
- [16:45] <Timmy> "ZON DOES NOT NEED TO CHECK HIMSELF"
- [16:45] <@Damienlunas> "Don't bother lookin' behind yoself little lady. Real men don't pull that sneak attack shit on their challengers."
- [16:46] <Hope> "Good to hear."
- [16:46] <Klark> "Never hurts to be cautious."
- 06[16:46] * Hope gives a warm, complimenting smile.
- [16:46] <@Damienlunas> "Now we understand your gang is under new management."
- [16:46] <@Damienlunas> "Welcome to the business."
- 01[16:46] <Six> "Oh man. Listen, just ... run along before you make us angry. Me, I'd just kill you now, but if you go and make no trouble I'm sure Saru would let you do musicals or whatever it is you do once he's in charge of the city, if you just stay out of the way"
- [16:47] <@Damienlunas> the men all laugh in unison at you, six.
- [16:47] <@Damienlunas> "A man like you without even a fleck of fuzz upon his face?"
- 01[16:47] <Six> "I shave! It doesn't suit me!"
- [16:47] <@Damienlunas> "We offer you a chance to try. So let me lay down the rules for engagement"
- 06[16:48] * @Saru points at this Moustache guy. "Listen up, Hair Head. You can join up, or get out the way. Now, you gonna join us, or do I have to give you a shave?"
- 06[16:48] * @Saru yanks out his machete with the last part.
- 06[16:48] * Hope listens to the rules
- [16:48] <@Damienlunas> "If you beat us, we'll let you kick us out and shave us bald. That is IF you beat us. As you can see from my full head of hair, that has never happened."
- [16:49] <Klark> "First time for everything."
- [16:49] <Hope> "And if you win?"
- [16:49] <@Saru> "Who cares? Isn't going to happen."
- [16:49] <@Damienlunas> "Now we could come to blows over this, but we like to give you all a fighting chance to come back again. As you can see, we are all quite well fit. But we prefer to let our pokemon do the fightin' for us."
- [16:50] <@Damienlunas> "After all, us humans are an endangered species in this day and age."
- [16:50] <@Damienlunas> "It is a shame and a crime to take another brother's life."
- 06[16:50] * Six scoffs.
- [16:51] <@Damienlunas> "There appears to be six of you, and 7 of us, so I shall let my subordinates handle this. They shall each use their only pokemon, and use it against whatever you have."
- 01[16:51] <Six> "My brothers are dead, and you clowns most certainly are not them."
- [16:51] <@Damienlunas> "IF you manage to beat my subordinates, I shall allow you all to challenge myself."
- 06[16:51] * Mira nods.
- 06[16:51] * Six looks at Saru.
- [16:51] <@Damienlunas> "All mankind are brothers. The sooner you learn that, the sooner we may rise from our ashes."
- [16:51] <@Saru> "You better get ready then, Puff Head! These guy's don't have a chance."
- [16:51] <Hope> "We don't need to kill anyone if we don't have to."
- [16:52] <@Saru> "We'll accept your challenge."
- 06[16:52] * Hope puts away her crowbar and gets out a pokeball.
- 01[16:52] <Six> "So, we're gonna smoke these guys or what?"
- [16:52] <@Damienlunas> he claps his hands
- [16:52] <Timmy> "ERATICATOR. SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF ZON!"
- [16:52] <@Damienlunas> "Manchu, Hungarian, Chops, Handlebars, Pencil, Hogan!"
- [16:52] <Mira> ".....Pencil?"
- [16:53] <@Damienlunas> "Choose your foe and show them your power."
- [16:53] <@Damienlunas> (he has a pencil moustache)
- 06[16:53] * Klark Stares at the men. Shrugging.
- [16:53] <Mira> (I know :V)
- 06[16:53] * @Saru shakes his head at Six's question. "Let's do it their way. Makes it an even more impressive feat when we beat them at their own game!"
- 06[16:53] * Timmy POINTS AT HANDLE BARS
- 06[16:53] * Mira reaches for the Pokeball she keeps on a necklace around her neck.
- 01[16:53] <Six> (also; I thought to myself; "What's Saru's man again?" ... > Saru's man > Saruman > Now picturing Saru as Christopher Lee)
- [16:53] <Timmy> "PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ZON!"
- 06[16:54] * @Saru sheathes the machete again and pulls a pokeball off his bandoleer.
- [16:54] <Klark> "Tim, settle down."
- [16:54] <@Damienlunas> (hold on one second)
- [16:54] <@Damienlunas> (gotta use the bathroom)
- [16:54] <@Saru> "Let the kid have his fun, Digger!"
- 06[16:54] * Hope stands across from Chops.
- [16:54] <Klark> (Are we taking turns or all out brawl?)
- 06[16:54] * @Saru lets the others pick their opponents and takes the last one standing.
- [16:54] <Timmy> "Its Zon when we're in 'the field'! COme on man!"
- 06[16:55] * Klark Smiles and nods in reply. Pointing to Hungarian. "You."
- [16:56] <@Saru> (i think there's Pencil, Hogan, and Manchu left. unless Mira already was taking Pencil?)
- 06[16:57] * Mira picks Pencil because he's not really that intimidating.
- [16:57] <Mira> (AM NOW)
- [16:57] <@Saru> (cool :3)
- [16:57] <@Damienlunas> They each line up against you
- [16:57] <@Damienlunas> Manchu x Timmy Hungarian x Klark, Chops x Six, Handlebars x Saru, Pencil X Mira, Hogan x Hope
- [16:57] <Timmy> Think you got me an six mixed up.
- [16:57] <@Damienlunas> Great King Moustache calls out, "Is everyone prepared?"
- [16:58] <Hope> (Er, I picked Chops)
- [16:58] <@Saru> (Hope had Chops and I think Timmy had Handlebars, and then Six had Manchu, so i got left with Hogan)
- [16:58] <Timmy> Er saru
- [16:58] <@Damienlunas> (damn it I rolled for it)
- [16:58] <@Saru> (which is oddly appropriate)
- 06[16:58] * Six doesn't give a flying bidoof's ass who he fights.
- [16:58] <Hope> (You said pick your opponents. :V)
- 06[16:58] * Mira doesn't really either
- [16:59] <@Damienlunas> (King said to his subjects to pick)
- [16:59] <Hope> (Well, fine)
- [16:59] <@Saru> (oh, that's fine then)
- [16:59] <@Damienlunas> (since I didn't want to waste time with you guys choosing)
- [16:59] <@Damienlunas> (LOOK HOW WELL THAT WORKED. EYE AM THE SMARTEST)
- [16:59] <@Saru> (:P)
- [16:59] <Klark> (heh.)
- [16:59] <@Damienlunas> GM of the year.
- [16:59] <Timmy> (THE SMRATESTS
- 01[16:59] <Six> "Isn't that just itchy as all hell?"
- [16:59] <@Damienlunas> they all yell out "VERY MUCH"
- [17:00] <@Damienlunas> and each of them sends out their pokemon
- [17:00] <@Damienlunas> (speeds)
- [17:00] <Klark> (6 For cactus)
- [17:00] <Mira> (16 for Carran)
- [17:00] <Hope> 12 for Trixie.
- [17:00] <@Saru> (4 for Zhu)
- 01[17:00] <Six> ( 4 for Jax )
- [17:01] <Timmy> (20 for raticate)
- [17:01] <Klark> (Damn.)
- 06[17:01] * @Saru strikes a heroic pose, jacket flowing out behind him and arm extended to point at handlebars. "Zhu! Let's show them who the hell they're dealing with!" The chaobuu comes out of the ball, flexes, and strikes an identical pose pointing at the opposing pokemon.
- [17:02] <Hope> "Trixie, come on out! It's your time to shine!"
- [17:02] <Mira> "Carran! Our hopes are riding upon your claws!" The Komatana poses, but Mira doesn't.
- [17:03] <Hope> (Hope: No I'm not. D=)
- [17:03] <Klark> Nasica the little cactus pokemon pops out of her pokeball staring up at Klark. He makes a clicking noise and she nods bristling her spikes.
- [17:03] <@Damienlunas> Raticate x Kadabra, Daikenki x Cactus, Burungel x Jax, Kricketune x Zhu, Carran X Whiscash, Murando x Trixie
- 03[17:03] * Damienlunas changes topic to 'Raticate x Kadabra, Daikenki x Cactus, Burungel x Jax, Kricketune x Zhu, Carran X Whiscash, Murando x Trixie'
- [17:03] <Timmy> (Kadabra? Oooooh)
- 01[17:03] <Six> (Shit )
- [17:04] <Timmy> (So I'm first?)
- [17:04] <Mira> (>whiscash)
- [17:04] <Mira> (shit)
- [17:04] <@Damienlunas> (yup)
- [17:04] <Timmy> "ERATICOR! CRUNH"
- [17:04] <@Saru> (well i got lucky)
- [17:04] <Timmy> 1d20
- [17:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
- [17:04] <@Damienlunas> (btw if you finish off your opponent, start working on a different opponent.
- [17:05] <Timmy> (defense drop woo!)
- [17:05] <Klark> (Ditto that Saru, well maybe.)
- [17:05] <@Damienlunas> (roll it)
- [17:05] <Timmy> 5d10+16+6
- [17:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 5d10+16+6: 42 [5d10=3,9,1,6,1]
- [17:05] <Mira> (x2)
- [17:05] <Klark> (Wait...This is excellent. =3)
- [17:05] <@Damienlunas> The man with the fu-manchu calmly stroking his beard
- [17:06] <Timmy> "NOW YOU SEE THE MIGHT OF ZON!"
- [17:06] <@Damienlunas> suddenly has a look of surprise as he pulls out a hair absentmindedly when his kadabra goes down.
- [17:06] <@Damienlunas> "Oh broddy herr."
- [17:06] <Timmy> (fucking lol)
- [17:06] <@Damienlunas> he returns his kadabra and sulks off to the corner.
- [17:07] <Hope> (lol)
- [17:07] <@Damienlunas> The Hungarian shouts, "YOU PAY NOW!"
- [17:07] <@Damienlunas> "MEGAHORN!"
- [17:07] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
- [17:07] <Mira> (phew)
- [17:07] <@Damienlunas> The huge seal charges and crashes through the doors.
- [17:07] <@Damienlunas> (it's kind of a seal or something right)
- [17:08] <Mira> (something like)
- [17:08] <Hope> (what, whiscash?)
- [17:08] <Klark> (Yeah.)
- [17:08] <@Damienlunas> (no, daikenki)
- [17:08] <@Damienlunas> (Wotter's final evo)
- [17:08] <@Saru> (its... kind of a seal otter thing)
- [17:08] <Timmy> (Wotter final form)
- [17:08] <@Damienlunas> (cactus turn!)
- [17:08] <@Saru> (sea lion is probably the closest)
- [17:08] <Klark> "Nasica, mega-drain."
- [17:08] <Hope> (Oh, Shoalgun)
- [17:08] <Klark> 1d20
- [17:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
- [17:08] <@Damienlunas> (Barely misses)
- [17:09] <@Damienlunas> "HA! WE ARE STRONG TOO!"
- 06[17:09] * Klark Smiles shaking his head.
- [17:10] <@Damienlunas> Chops commands his burungel, "Use your bubblebeam!"
- [17:10] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
- [17:10] <@Damienlunas> 2d20
- [17:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 2d20: 27 [2d20=20,7]
- [17:10] <Timmy> NOT SO FASST
- [17:10] <Timmy> SUCKER PUNCH
- [17:10] <Timmy> 1d20
- [17:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
- [17:10] <Timmy> ac 2
- [17:10] <@Damienlunas> (hits)
- [17:10] <Timmy> 5d10+16+6
- [17:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 5d10+16+6: 60 [5d10=9,5,8,8,8]
- [17:10] <Hope> (Hot damn)
- [17:10] <Timmy> Oh wow
- [17:11] <Klark> (Well then. Raperat.)
- [17:11] <Timmy> TOP FUCKING PERCENT
- [17:11] <@Saru> (hahahaha)
- [17:11] <@Damienlunas> (oh wait)
- [17:11] <@Damienlunas> (that was you timmy)
- [17:11] <Timmy> Yes
- [17:11] <@Damienlunas> (sucker punch doesn't work that way)
- [17:11] <Timmy> Interupt move
- [17:11] <@Damienlunas> nope.avi
- [17:11] <@Damienlunas> Sucker punch requires its USER to be targeted.
- [17:11] <Timmy> Oh wait
- [17:11] <Timmy> FUCK
- [17:12] <Mira> (doesn't cactus have water absorb anyway)
- [17:12] <Timmy> (SHHHHHHHH)
- [17:12] <Klark> (=3)
- [17:12] <@Damienlunas> it's attacking whatever Jax is...
- [17:12] <@Damienlunas> what's jax again? komatana?
- [17:12] <Mira> (oh)
- 01[17:12] <Six> (Cubone. :| )
- [17:12] <Mira> (no, Carran is komatana)
- [17:12] <@Damienlunas> (okay then it deals 40x2
- [17:12] <@Damienlunas> 80 damage to cubone
- [17:13] <Mira> (D:)
- [17:13] <@Saru> (holy crap)
- [17:13] <Klark> (who had the water berry? D=)
- 01[17:13] <Six> Jax goes down, no problem!
- [17:13] <Mira> (I did)
- [17:14] <Hope> (Relax, these guys are against killing)
- [17:14] <@Damienlunas> (wait wait why does mira have the water berry)
- [17:14] <Mira> (because that's what pickup decided and no one asked me for it)
- [17:14] <Mira> (:I)
- 01[17:14] <Six> (It wasn't enough to kill him anyway )
- [17:14] <@Damienlunas> (I thought it was to be given to chaobuu but okay)
- [17:15] <@Damienlunas> the poor cubone goes down
- [17:15] <@Saru> (its fine, let's rock!~)
- [17:15] <@Damienlunas> Kricketune's turn
- [17:15] <@Saru> "Grit your teeth! We can do this!"
- [17:16] <Mira> (hey guys)
- [17:16] <Mira> (want me to take out the pringles?)
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> "Show him what for, Kricketune!"
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> "use slash!"
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
- [17:16] <@Saru> (do we have to go after the one in front of us first?)
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> (defense?)
- [17:16] <@Saru> (10)
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> (you have to take out your current opponent before switching
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> (misses then)
- [17:16] <@Damienlunas> "oh bollocks."
- [17:16] <@Saru> "Nice try, Fuzzface!"
- [17:18] <@Damienlunas> (so it's Zhu's turn.)
- [17:18] <@Saru> (oh sorry)
- [17:18] <@Saru> "Our hearts are burning red! Show them our awesome power! Ember!"
- [17:18] <@Saru> 1d20
- [17:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
- [17:18] <@Saru> (awesome)
- [17:18] <@Saru> (AC2)
- [17:19] <@Damienlunas> (hits)
- [17:19] <Timmy> (No nitrocharge?)
- [17:19] <@Saru> (>mfw i forget about it)
- [17:19] <@Damienlunas> (I was wondering that too)
- [17:19] <@Saru> (oh well)
- [17:19] <@Damienlunas> (roll damage then)
- [17:19] <@Saru> 2d10+11+1d8 (i think that's right)
- [17:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, (i think that's right): 26 [2d10=6,6; 1d8=3]
- [17:20] <@Damienlunas> 52 damage. the kricketune manages to hold on though!
- [17:20] <Hope> (How far apart are we fighting, here? Seems like a barber shop would be close quarters.)
- [17:21] <@Damienlunas> (it's a really big barber shop.)
- [17:21] <Mira> (:B)
- [17:21] <Hope> (Cool)
- [17:21] <@Damienlunas> (carran's turn)
- [17:21] <Timmy> (Its where the villians from one piece got their facial hair done. So its huge)
- [17:22] <Mira> "Carran! We must end this quickly! Faint Attack!"
- [17:22] <Mira> 1d20 crit?
- [17:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, crit?: 5 [1d20=5]
- [17:22] <Mira> (:I)
- [17:22] <@Damienlunas> nope.avi
- [17:22] <Mira> 3d10+1d8+17 :I
- [17:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, :I: 35 [3d10=7,1,4; 1d8=6]
- [17:23] <@Damienlunas> the funny looking fish doesn't seem all that bothered
- [17:23] <@Damienlunas> "Use your Mud bomb, yes!"
- [17:23] <Mira> (shit)
- [17:23] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
- [17:23] <Mira> (AC?)
- [17:23] <@Damienlunas> (special defense)
- 03[17:23] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
- 03[17:23] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
- [17:23] <@Damienlunas> (4)
- [17:23] <@Damienlunas> (guessing don't have 15 special d)
- [17:23] <Mira> (barely hits ;o;)
- [17:24] <@Damienlunas> 4d6+1d8+13
- [17:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 4d6+1d8+13: 29 [4d6=2,1,3,4; 1d8=6]
- [17:24] <Mira> (ha ha oh wow he's still up)
- [17:24] <Mira> (FUCK YOU WISCASH)
- [17:24] <@Damienlunas> "Ahhh some spirit in him, yes."
- [17:25] <@Damienlunas> Murando's turn.
- [17:25] <@Damienlunas> (what's trixie)
- [17:25] <@Damienlunas> (the eevee right)
- [17:25] <Mira> (that being said, HEY JOEY I COULD USE SOME HELP)
- [17:25] <@Damienlunas> (he has to deal with that burungel too :3c)
- [17:26] <Hope> She smiles, warmly. "Trixie, if you were wearing all that fur, I'd think you'd be so nice and warm, and sleepy. Shouldn't he be sleepy?"
- [17:26] <Hope> Trixie plays to the command and gives a biiiig yawn.
- [17:26] <@Damienlunas> (it goes second.)
- [17:26] <@Damienlunas> (murando's turn first)
- [17:26] <Hope> (Er)
- [17:26] <Hope> (Oh)
- [17:26] <@Damienlunas> "YEAAAAAH TAKE IT DOWN TOOOOWN"
- [17:26] <Hope> (Whoops, misread)
- [17:26] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
- [17:26] <@Damienlunas> (what's your defense)
- [17:26] <Hope> (13)
- [17:27] <@Damienlunas> (whiff)
- [17:27] <Hope> Trixie does a playful little roll as the Murando dives by.
- [17:27] <@Damienlunas> the heavily moustached dog charges through the doors, meating up with the daikenki.
- [17:27] <@Damienlunas> meeting*
- [17:27] <Hope> She smiles, warmly. "Trixie, if you were wearing all that fur, I'd think you'd be so nice and warm, and sleepy. Shouldn't he be sleepy?"
- 01[17:27] <Six> (TOO LATE, they're meating)
- [17:27] <@Saru> (mmmm.... meatings)
- [17:28] <@Damienlunas> "YOU CAN'T STOP HIM ONCE HE GETS INTO HIS MUSTACHEMANIA"
- [17:28] <Hope> (Hmm)
- [17:28] <@Damienlunas> New round!
- [17:28] <Hope> (Let's cancel Yawn, then, if the Murando barged out the doors)
- [17:28] <@Damienlunas> (oh)
- [17:28] <Hope> (Wait, what? I didn't get to go!)
- [17:28] <@Damienlunas> (okay what do you want to do)
- [17:28] <Hope> (Not Yawn, if the doggie is out of range. :V)
- [17:29] <Hope> "Trixie, give Eraticator a big hand!"
- [17:29] <@Damienlunas> (yawn is ranged.)
- [17:29] <@Damienlunas> (and it ca't miss)
- [17:29] <Hope> (4 meter burst centered on self)
- [17:29] <@Saru> (yeah)
- [17:29] <Hope> (Depends on how big the fighting space is)
- [17:29] <Hope> (I'm just going to do this)
- [17:29] <@Damienlunas> (well you could move after him)
- [17:29] <@Damienlunas> (but okay)
- [17:29] <@Damienlunas> new round!
- [17:29] <Hope> Trixie yips at Timmy's rat, giving some encouragement! Helping Hand!
- [17:29] <@Damienlunas> raticate goes first because he is a rebel.
- [17:30] <Hope> 1d20 You do this much more damage.
- [17:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, You do this much more damage.: 18 [1d20=18]
- [17:30] <Hope> with your next attack
- [17:30] <@Saru> (nice.)
- 03[17:30] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
- [17:30] <Timmy> (HAHAHA
- [17:30] <Mira> (heeeey timmy, need a hand here)
- 03[17:30] * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
- [17:30] <Timmy> "HYPERFANG THE FISH!"
- [17:30] <Timmy> 1d20
- [17:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
- [17:30] <Mira> (D:)
- [17:30] <Timmy> lol
- [17:30] <Klark> (OOOOH WOW)
- [17:30] <Mira> (fuuuuuuuuck)
- [17:30] <@Damienlunas> (and this is why FUCK HELPING HAND WHY WOULD YOU EVER USE IT)
- [17:30] <@Saru> (fffffffffffffffff)
- [17:31] <Klark> (How useful prop control would be D=)
- [17:31] <@Damienlunas> (SO MOTHERFUCKING USELESS GOD)
- [17:31] <Timmy> TIMMY INTIMIDATES DAIKENKI
- [17:31] <@Damienlunas> (anyway)
- [17:31] <Mira> (anyone object if I use Legendary Blessing on Komatana)
- [17:31] <Timmy> -1 atk stage
- [17:31] <Hope> (Go for it)
- [17:31] <@Damienlunas> (you can totally do that if you want.)
- [17:31] <Mira> (k)
- [17:31] <@Saru> (shore)
- [17:31] <Timmy> (I don't see why not)
- [17:32] <@Damienlunas> (the burungel goes now)
- [17:32] <Klark> (Huh?)
- [17:32] <@Damienlunas> Chops commands his burungel to go after the rogue raticate!
- [17:33] <@Damienlunas> "Water pulse it!"
- [17:33] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
- [17:33] <Mira> (:3)
- [17:33] <Timmy> No
- [17:33] <@Damienlunas> it's too faaast
- 06[17:33] * Timmy Eraticor leaps over the burst
- [17:33] <@Damienlunas> Daikenki's turn.
- [17:33] <Hope> (12 speed and I still go last. ;_;)
- [17:34] <@Damienlunas> "Tackle it!"
- [17:34] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
- [17:34] <Timmy> (-1 stage remember)
- [17:35] <@Damienlunas> 3d10
- [17:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 3d10: 10 [3d10=3,2,5]
- [17:35] <@Damienlunas> (so 15 -1 stage is...)
- [17:35] <@Damienlunas> (13)
- [17:35] <Timmy> (Yes)
- [17:36] <@Damienlunas> 23 damage to marakkachi
- 01[17:36] <Six> (> mfw Hitmonlee doesn't get brick-break or rolling kick as level-up moves as a tyrogue becasue it learns those before 20 )
- [17:36] <@Damienlunas> "How do you like ZEES!
- [17:37] <Klark> "Is that all you have?"
- [17:37] <Mira> (>mfw hitmonchan misses out on six moves, including both priority punches and agility because same)
- [17:37] <Hope> (>mfw YOU ALL HAVE NO FACES)
- [17:37] <@Damienlunas> (>mfw your hitmonchan is getting reckless and can hi-jump kick :D)
- [17:37] <Klark> (Cactus time?)
- [17:37] <@Damienlunas> (yeah)
- [17:38] <Klark> "Absorb."
- [17:38] <Klark> 1d20
- [17:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
- [17:38] <Timmy> (so close)
- [17:38] <Mira> (:D)
- 03[17:38] * Damienlunas changes topic to 'Raticate, Burungel, Daikenki x Cactus, Kricketune x Zhu, Carran X Whiscash, Murando x Trixie'
- [17:38] <Klark> 2d8+20
- [17:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d8+20: 29 [2d8=8,1]
- [17:38] <Klark> (omnomnom back to full health)
- [17:39] <@Damienlunas> 48 damage
- [17:39] <@Damienlunas> Kricketune's turn
- [17:40] <@Damienlunas> "Oh my... quite the pickle... ummm... leech it back?"
- [17:40] <Timmy> "Quick attack!"
- [17:40] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
- [17:40] <Timmy> (I KNOW THIS WORKS)
- [17:40] <Timmy> 1d20
- [17:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
- [17:40] <Mira> (goddammit timmy what about meeeee)
- [17:41] <Timmy> 2d10+1d8+16+6
- [17:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 2d10+1d8+16+6: 37 [2d10=4,8; 1d8=3]
- [17:41] <Klark> (Any chance I could try to heal poor Carran?)
- [17:41] <@Damienlunas> just enough to take it down
- [17:41] <Timmy> (Now zhu can wreck whiscash's shit)
- [17:41] <Mira> (>zhu)
- [17:41] <Mira> (>fire)
- [17:41] <@Damienlunas> (carran got healed by the super ability thingy)
- [17:41] <Mira> (>against a water/ground)
- [17:41] <Timmy> (Also fighting and learns take down)
- [17:41] <@Saru> (>fire|fighting)
- [17:42] <@Damienlunas> (only fighting move is arm thrust)
- [17:42] <Timmy> (It gets take down)
- [17:42] <@Damienlunas> (not at 25 it doesn't)
- [17:42] <@Damienlunas> so Zhu's turn
- [17:42] <Mira> (:I)
- [17:42] <@Damienlunas> since kricketune went down.
- [17:42] <Hope> (Take Down is Normal, not fighting. D=)
- [17:43] <@Saru> (yeah)
- [17:43] <@Saru> (should i get the dog?)
- [17:43] <@Damienlunas> Raticate, Burungel, Zhu, Daikenki x Cactus, Carran X Whiscash, Murando x Trixie
- 03[17:43] * Damienlunas changes topic to 'Raticate, Burungel, Zhu, Daikenki x Cactus, Carran X Whiscash, Murando x Trixie'
- [17:43] <Hope> (Trixie might be able to take a hit or two, let's see)
- [17:43] <Timmy> (nah pile damage on the wish cash)
- [17:44] <@Saru> "That's it, kid! Zhu, give that whiscash a thrashing!"
- [17:44] <@Damienlunas> (roll dem bones)
- [17:44] <@Saru> 1d20
- [17:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
- [17:44] <@Saru> (ac2)
- [17:44] <Mira> (should hit)
- [17:45] <@Saru> "Believe in me who believes in you!"
- [17:45] <@Damienlunas> (barely)
- [17:45] <@Damienlunas> (you're using I believe in you then?)
- [17:45] <@Saru> (yeah)
- [17:45] <Hope> (...you have the charisma?)
- [17:45] <@Damienlunas> (okay roll damage)
- [17:45] <Hope> (Oh)
- [17:45] <@Saru> 3d20+5d10+20
- [17:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20+5d10+20: 90 [3d20=7,17,20; 5d10=2,9,3,8,4]
- [17:45] <Hope> (Ranger)
- [17:45] <Hope> (Right)
- [17:46] <@Damienlunas> (DEY CALL HIM MISTER PIG)
- [17:46] <@Saru> 1d2
- [17:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
- [17:46] <Klark> (Wow.)
- [17:46] <@Damienlunas> the chaobuu rampages through the whiscash.
- [17:46] <@Damienlunas> Carran's turn.
- [17:46] <Mira> (is wiscash still up?)
- [17:46] <@Damienlunas> (it down)
- [17:47] <Mira> "On your feet! We can do this!"
- [17:47] <Mira> 2d20+15 legendary blessing
- [17:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, legendary blessing: 37 [2d20=6,16]
- [17:47] <Mira> (k)
- [17:47] <@Damienlunas> it regains its strength due to fucking miracles.
- [17:47] <@Saru> (FUCKING MIRACLES)
- [17:48] <@Damienlunas> You are still allowed to attack
- [17:48] <Mira> "Now! Psycho Cut! Clip that jellyfish's moustache!"
- [17:48] <Mira> (I know)
- [17:48] <Mira> 1d20
- [17:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
- [17:48] <Mira> (:I)
- [17:48] <@Saru> (goddammit dicemaid)
- [17:48] <@Damienlunas> (nope.avi)
- [17:48] <Mira> (FAT LOT OF GOOD)
- [17:48] <@Damienlunas> The komatana trips and stumbles past it.
- [17:48] <Mira> (that fucking jellyfish is mine :I)
- [17:48] <@Damienlunas> Murando's turn
- [17:49] <@Damienlunas> "OOOH YEAH!"
- [17:49] <@Damienlunas> "SHOW HER HOW WE TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME"
- [17:49] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
- [17:49] <@Saru> (oh god)
- [17:49] <Hope> (My face)
- [17:49] <@Damienlunas> (I TOLD YOU BRO)
- [17:49] <@Saru> (dicemaid, you whore)
- [17:49] <@Damienlunas> (I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MOUSTACHEMANIA)
- [17:50] <Hope> "Quick attack!"
- [17:50] <Hope> Rushing headlong into the dog's attak, Trixie tries her best to get a hit in edgewise.
- [17:50] <@Damienlunas> 66 damage once it goes through
- [17:50] <Hope> 1d20
- [17:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
- [17:51] <Hope> 2d10+4+2d8
- [17:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 2d10+4+2d8: 19 [2d10=1,6; 2d8=4,4]
- [17:51] <Hope> Trixie remains on her feet, if barely.
- [17:51] <Mira> (damn.)
- [17:51] <@Damienlunas> it seems barely affected by your little attack, but suddenly falls asleep after biting down hard on your eevee.
- [17:52] <@Damienlunas> (def down 1 stage)
- [17:52] <Hope> (Are you giving me the yawn since the helping hand failed? :V)
- [17:52] <@Damienlunas> (oh wait)
- [17:52] <Hope> (Because I retconned the yawn)
- [17:52] <@Damienlunas> (yeah nvm it's still awake)
- [17:52] <@Damienlunas> "YEAAAAAAAAH"
- [17:52] <@Damienlunas> "THE MOUSTACHEMANIA IS UNSTOPPABLE"
- [17:52] <Hope> "Be careful, Trixie!"
- [17:52] <@Damienlunas> how much speed does carran have
- [17:53] <Mira> (16)
- [17:53] <@Damienlunas> Raticate, Carran, Burungel, Zhu, Daikenki x Cactus, Murando x Trixie
- [17:53] <Timmy> "HYPERFANG THAT FISH AGAIN!"
- [17:53] <Timmy> 1d20
- [17:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
- [17:53] <@Saru> (fish gone, seal?)
- [17:53] <Mira> (seal)
- [17:53] <Timmy> Seal yeah
- [17:54] <@Damienlunas> (didn't you just use hyper fang)
- [17:54] <Timmy> 5d10+1d8+16+6
- [17:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 5d10+1d8+16+6: 44 [5d10=7,1,3,4,5; 1d8=2]
- [17:54] <Timmy> It missed
- [17:54] <Mira> (doesn't matter)
- [17:54] <@Damienlunas> (for one thing it's eoT so even if it misses you still can't use it)
- [17:54] <@Damienlunas> (for another thing you quick attacked)
- [17:54] <Mira> (if it's eot, it can only be used every other turn)
- [17:54] <@Damienlunas> (so you lost this turn)
- [17:54] <Timmy> (OH DERP)
- [17:55] <Mira> "Carran! Show that jellyfish your claws!"
- [17:55] <Mira> 1d20 crit?
- [17:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, crit?: 18 [1d20=18]
- [17:55] <Mira> (so close)
- [17:55] <Hope> (I'd keep the 18 for his next attack though. :V)
- [17:55] <@Damienlunas> (faint attack I presume)
- [17:55] <Mira> (yes)
- [17:55] <Mira> 3d10+1d8+17
- [17:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 3d10+1d8+17: 29 [3d10=2,1,6; 1d8=3]
- [17:55] <Mira> (x2)
- [17:56] <@Damienlunas> it looks woozy after taking that hit, but it's the first one it took so it's still up
- [17:56] <Mira> Carran taps the Burungel on the back, then smacks it in the face.
- [17:56] <@Damienlunas> "Return fire with bubblebeam!"
- [17:56] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [17:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
- [17:57] <@Damienlunas> 2d20+1d8+13
- [17:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 2d20+1d8+13: 34 [2d20=17,1; 1d8=3]
- [17:57] <@Damienlunas> Zhu's turn
- [17:57] <Mira> Carran shrugs off the hit
- [17:58] <@Saru> (i think he just goes after the nearest legal target, if im reading thrash right_
- [17:58] <Mira> (that'd be muurando, right?)
- [17:58] <@Damienlunas> 1d3
- [17:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d3: 1 [1d3=1]
- [17:58] <@Saru> (i think so)
- [17:58] <@Saru> 1d20 vs AC2
- [17:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, vs AC2: 16 [1d20=16]
- [17:58] <@Damienlunas> (rolling for it using the order at the top.)
- [17:59] <@Damienlunas> Your thrash flings itself harmlessly through burungel.
- [17:59] <@Damienlunas> Daikenki's turn
- 06[17:59] * @Saru grits his teeth in irritation.
- [18:00] <@Damienlunas> "FULL SPEED AHEAD DAIKENKI!"
- [18:00] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [18:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
- [18:00] <Hope> (Full speed ahead alright)
- [18:00] <Klark> (Yessss)
- [18:00] <Mira> (o dicemaid)
- [18:00] <@Damienlunas> full speed ahead into another wall, sending hair care products everywhere.
- [18:00] <@Saru> (set sail for fail)
- [18:00] <@Damienlunas> screams ring out from the losers, "Our products!"
- [18:01] <@Damienlunas> "No use crying over spilled gel!" shouts the great king moustache.
- [18:01] <Klark> "End this Nasica." (Megadrain...Again.)
- [18:01] <Klark> 1d20
- [18:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
- [18:02] <@Damienlunas> (roll damage)
- [18:02] <Klark> 2d10+1d8+20
- [18:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d10+1d8+20: 37 [2d10=9,2; 1d8=6]
- [18:02] <@Damienlunas> it roars in pain and slumps to the ground, completely sapped.
- [18:02] <@Damienlunas> he returns the great lumbering beast
- [18:02] <@Damienlunas> Murando's turn.
- 06[18:03] * Hope watches intently.
- [18:03] <@Damienlunas> "YOU CAN'T STOP OUR MOUSTACHEMANIA! I'LL MAKE YOU ALL DUST BY MONDAY!"
- [18:03] <@Damienlunas> "BITE IT DOWN!"
- [18:03] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [18:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
- [18:03] <Hope> (D=)
- [18:04] <Timmy> (Jump on murando me and kotatama have the jellyfish)
- [18:04] <Hope> Damage please
- [18:04] <@Damienlunas> 3d10+16
- [18:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 3d10+16: 30 [3d10=8,1,5]
- [18:04] <Hope> Sadly, Trixie's amazing defense and thick fur don't prevent the larger animal from knocking her out.
- [18:05] <Hope> "Trixie!"
- [18:05] <Klark> (brb for a moment.)
- [18:05] <Hope> "You may have won that round, but your 'stache is gonna get clipped."
- [18:05] <@Damienlunas> (cactus speed?)
- 01[18:05] <Six> "... Monday? Why by Monday? That's like, two whole days."
- [18:06] <@Damienlunas> "CLEANING LADY ALREADY LEFT TODAY AND SUNDAY IS THE DAY OF HER LORD"
- 01[18:06] <Six> "..."
- [18:07] <@Damienlunas> Raticate,Carran Burungel, Murando, Zhu,Cactus?
- [18:08] <@Damienlunas> what is the cactus's speed
- [18:09] <Hope> (testing)
- [18:09] <@Damienlunas> klark
- [18:09] <@Damienlunas> what is your cactus's speed
- [18:10] <Hope> (Klark brb'd)
- [18:10] <Hope> (*point up there*)
- [18:10] <Mira> (can we just move on without?)
- [18:10] <@Damienlunas> Raticate,Carran,Burungel,Murando,Cactus, Zhu
- 03[18:10] * Damienlunas changes topic to 'Raticate,Carran,Burungel,Murando,Cactus, Zhu'
- [18:11] <@Damienlunas> Raticate's turn. you're up timmy
- [18:11] <Timmy> "Crunch the Jellyfish"
- [18:11] <Timmy> 1d20
- [18:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
- [18:11] <Timmy> 5d10+16+6
- [18:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 5d10+16+6: 46 [5d10=7,5,4,4,4]
- [18:11] <Hope> (x2)
- [18:12] <@Damienlunas> you squeeze the jellyfish until you hear something pop in its jaws.
- 06[18:12] * Hope recalls Trixie from the field in the meantime
- [18:12] <@Damienlunas> Guess once you pop...
- [18:12] <@Damienlunas> the fun stops B)
- [18:12] <Timmy> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- [18:12] <@Saru> "Way to go Zon!"
- [18:12] <Timmy> "KNEEL BEFORE ZON!"
- [18:12] <@Damienlunas> Carran's turn. Only remaining target is one pumped up puppy.
- [18:12] <Hope> (Dammit Tyrone)
- 06[18:12] * Timmy raticate gnashes it teeth with a sound like jackhammer
- [18:13] <Hope> (Zod would be quite angry D=)
- [18:13] <Mira> "Psycho Cut!"
- [18:13] <Mira> 1d20 in b4 1
- [18:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, in b4 1: 8 [1d20=8]
- [18:13] <Timmy> (SOMEONE GOT IT)
- [18:13] <Timmy> (YES)
- [18:13] <@Damienlunas> (we've been getting it)
- [18:13] <@Damienlunas> (damage)
- [18:13] <Mira> (the rest of us aren't dignifying you with a response)
- [18:13] <Mira> 2d20+17
- [18:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+17: 43 [2d20=20,6]
- [18:14] <@Damienlunas> "WE CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT!"
- [18:15] <@Damienlunas> "LET'S SHOW THEM OUR BURNING MOUSTACHE POWER!"
- [18:15] <@Damienlunas> its teeth set aflame as it attempts to bite the cactus
- [18:15] <@Damienlunas> 1d20
- [18:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
- [18:16] <@Damienlunas> 2d20+16
- [18:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Damienlunas, 2d20+16: 36 [2d20=1,19]
- [18:17] <@Damienlunas> (and klark is afk)
- [18:17] <@Damienlunas> (so we skip his turn since I think his cactus dies and go onto zhu)
- [18:17] <Klark> (bah sorry)
- [18:18] <@Damienlunas> (there we go)
- [18:18] <Timmy> (Assume its knocked out)
- [18:18] <@Damienlunas> (36 damage fire fang)
- [18:18] <@Saru> "Put that dog down, Zhu!"
- [18:18] <@Saru> 1d20 vs AC2
- [18:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, vs AC2: 15 [1d20=15]
- [18:18] <Klark> (Heh, still up actually)
- [18:18] <@Saru> 3d20+20
- [18:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20+20: 54 [3d20=20,1,13]
- [18:19] <@Damienlunas> (what is that?)
- [18:19] <Mira> (thrash)
- [18:19] <@Damienlunas> (oh right)
- [18:19] <@Saru> (second round of Thrash. and now he's confused)
- [18:19] <@Saru> Zhu becomes Confused!
- [18:20] <@Damienlunas> The Murando...
- [18:20] <@Damienlunas> is still up?
- [18:20] <@Damienlunas> But its eyes are closed.
- [18:20] <@Damienlunas> oh, it seems to be being held up by its moustache alone.
- [18:20] <Timmy> (Rest?)
- [18:21] <@Damienlunas> Hogan returns his doggie.
- [18:21] <Mira> (O:)
- [18:21] <@Damienlunas> (nope.avi)
- [18:21] <Timmy> (oh)
- [18:21] <@Saru> "The MANIA is over!"
- [18:21] <@Damienlunas> "Don't be so sure about that yet..."
- 06[18:21] * @Saru gives Hogan a thumbs down.
- 06[18:21] * Mira checks on Carran.
- [18:22] <@Damienlunas> Great King Moustache jumps down from his throne.
- [18:22] <Timmy> (Exp? or should we wait till the boss fight?)
- [18:22] <@Damienlunas> "There's still the matter of contending with me."
- [18:22] <@Saru> (haha, this song has the M*A*S*H theme riff at the start)
- [18:22] <@Damienlunas> "And I can garuntee you suckas won't last one single hit from our strongest ally."
- [18:22] <@Damienlunas> "Are you ready for the beatdown of your lifetime?"
- [18:23] <Timmy> "ARE YOU?"
- [18:23] <@Saru> "You can talk big, but can you back it up, Bush Head?"
- [18:23] <Klark> (Six you still around?)
- [18:23] <@Damienlunas> "You're about to see how big I can back it up!"
- 06[18:23] * Hope wonders if she should heal up Trixie while he's talking
- [18:23] <@Damienlunas> "Go, Probopass!"
- [18:24] <Klark> 2d20 Healing Power on Nasica
- [18:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Healing Power on Nasica: 15 [2d20=6,9]
- 01[18:24] <Six> (Yeah I'm here)
- [18:24] <@Damienlunas> (yeah where is six)
- [18:24] <@Damienlunas> (you still have that tyrogue)
- [18:24] <Mira> 1d20+10 blessing on Carran
- [18:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, blessing on Carran: 20 [1d20=10]
- [18:24] <Klark> (And I could throw a free heal out it leaving me with one for the probofight?)
- [18:25] <Mira> (k)
- [18:25] <@Damienlunas> (sure.)
- 06[18:25] * Hope lets Trixie out of her ball, reaching for a potion.
- [18:25] <Timmy> >Potion
- [18:25] <Timmy> >KOed
- 06[18:26] * Six lets out the newly-caught Tyrogue.
- [18:26] <Hope> >implying revives exist
- [18:26] <Klark> (As long as you get it up to positive heath it wakes back up.)
- [18:26] <Timmy> (oh.)
- [18:26] <@Damienlunas> (is there an actual rule saying that anywhere klark)
- [18:26] <@Damienlunas> (if not, do you have precedent from stark?)
- [18:26] <Hope> (The precedent is from Stark - I had to explain it to Beard myself)
- [18:27] <Klark> (yep,)
- [18:27] <@Damienlunas> (very well. it works then.)
- [18:27] <Hope> 1d10+10
- [18:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d10+10: 14 [1d10=4]
- [18:27] <@Damienlunas> Raticate,Carran, Cactus, Trixie?, Tyrogue, Zhu, Probopass
- [18:27] <Hope> (-2 HP)
- 06[18:27] * Six in that case, does not let out the freshly caught Tyrogue and uses a potion on Jax instead.
- [18:27] <@Damienlunas> (you have a super potion too you know)
- [18:27] <Timmy> I intimidate it
- [18:27] <Hope> (Yes)
- [18:27] <Timmy> "Flame wheel!"
- [18:28] <Timmy> 1d20
- [18:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Timmy, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
- [18:28] <Timmy> (lol nope0
- [18:28] <Mira> (uh)
- [18:28] <@Damienlunas> misses.
- [18:28] <Mira> (oh never mind)
- 01[18:28] <Six> 1d10+10
- [18:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 1d10+10: 16 [1d10=6]
- [18:28] <@Damienlunas> Raticate bounces off the probopass's seemingly impenetrable moustache fur.
- [18:28] <Timmy> (ac2 but probo has like base 15 defense)
- [18:29] <@Damienlunas> Carran
- 03[18:29] * Damienlunas changes topic to 'Raticate,Carran, Cactus, Trixie?, Tyrogue, Zhu, Probopass'
- [18:29] <Mira> "Carran! Soften it up a little! Torment!"
- [18:30] <Mira> 1d20 ac 2
- [18:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, ac 2: 14 [1d20=14]
- [18:30] <Mira> (:3)
- 01[18:30] <Six> ( > * Six in that case, does not let out the freshly caught Tyrogue and uses a potion on Jax instead. )
- [18:30] <@Damienlunas> >implying he needs more than 1 move.
- [18:30] <Mira> (implying he can use that move more than once)
- [18:30] <Timmy> (LOL EXPLOSION)
- [18:30] <@Damienlunas> Cactus's turn.
- [18:30] <Timmy> (Just watch)
- [18:31] <Klark> "Seed it."
- [18:31] <Klark> 1d20 leech seedan
- [18:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, leech seedan: 3 [1d20=3]
- [18:31] <Klark> (=()
- [18:31] <@Saru> (jeebus)
- [18:31] <@Saru> (dicemaid you bitch)
- [18:31] <@Damienlunas> (wait, oh he actaully doesn't have that.)
- [18:31] <@Damienlunas> (lololol)
- [18:33] <@Damienlunas> the leech seed misses and it is trixie's turn
- [18:33] <Hope> (Trixie is still at neg)
- 06[18:33] * Hope applies another potion then
- [18:33] <Hope> 1d10+10
- [18:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d10+10: 13 [1d10=3]
- [18:34] <Hope> (11 HP)
- [18:34] <@Damienlunas> (so trixie does nothing but get hit? okay.)
- [18:34] <Hope> (...What?)
- [18:34] <@Damienlunas> (well you can't move apparently)
- [18:35] <Hope> (Trixie is at negative HP, I used Hope's turn and pokemon command to use a potion. :V)
- [18:35] <Hope> Trixie's eyes flutter open, and she struggles to her feet.
- [18:35] <Hope> (I'll go next turn. =D)
- [18:35] <Timmy> Useing a potion forfeit the pokemons attack that turn
- [18:35] <@Damienlunas> (okay what's jax's speed)
- 01[18:35] <Six> ( still 4 :V )
- 01[18:35] <Six> ( JAX AINT IN NO RUSH )
- [18:36] <@Damienlunas> It's zhu/jax's turn.
- 06[18:36] * @Saru laughs at this absurd looking thing. "Zhu! Show them your FIGHTING SPIRIT! Punch that thing right in the nose!"
- [18:36] <@Saru> (Arm Thrust, so...)
- [18:36] <@Saru> 5#1d20 AC2
- [18:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, AC2: 3 [1d20=3], 8 [1d20=8], 5 [1d20=5], 16 [1d20=16], 3 [1d20=3]
- [18:37] <@Saru> (goddammit dicemaid)
- [18:37] <@Damienlunas> (no hits)
- [18:37] <@Damienlunas> his arms bounce harmlessly off his impenetrable moustache shield
- [18:37] <@Damienlunas> Jax go
- 01[18:37] <Six> "Jax! Show them how we throw around here, eh?"
- 01[18:38] <Six> 2#1d20 BONEMERANG
- [18:38] <@Damienlunas> (what's jax again)
- [18:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Six, BONEMERANG: 2 [1d20=2], 20 [1d20=20]
- 01[18:38] <Six> (Cubone :D )
- [18:38] <Mira> (criiiiiit)
- [18:38] <@Damienlunas> (one crit :D)
- 01[18:38] <Six> (are you doing max damage or x2? )
- [18:38] <@Damienlunas> (what's its attack stat?)
- [18:38] <@Damienlunas> (max damage)
- 01[18:39] <Six> (37 total. 148 with type )
- [18:40] <Klark> (Holy Balls)
- [18:40] <Hope> (That's a 4x weakness for you)
- [18:40] <Mira> (fuck year)
- [18:40] <@Damienlunas> (>mfw it only died by 1 damage)
- [18:40] <@Saru> (nice)
- [18:40] <@Damienlunas> you throw it past its impenetrable moustache guard, missing completely
- 06[18:40] * Six only grins as he watches the bone fly past....
- [18:40] <@Damienlunas> then taking advantage of the fact that probopass always faces north, it smacks it right in the back of its head, knocking it cold from its blind spot.
- [18:41] <Timmy> Aw man. I was about SD and Press +
- 01[18:41] <Six> "Gotcha."
- 06[18:41] * @Saru points one finger to the heavens. "VICTORY!"
- 06[18:42] * Hope is impressed.
- [18:42] <Timmy> "ZON IS VICTORIOUS"
- 06[18:42] * Klark Smiles.
- [18:42] <@Damienlunas> Great King Moustache looks shocked
- [18:42] <@Damienlunas> his followers shout out for him, "Great kiiing!"
- 06[18:42] * Six rubs his knuckles to his chest in a mock-dusting.
- 06[18:43] * Mira gives a little cheer before scooping up Carran and retreating.
- [18:43] <@Damienlunas> "Amazing... my super moustache guard was broken!"
- 01[18:43] <Six> "That's what happens when you only look one direction I guess."
- [18:43] <Timmy> "Or have a HUGE weakness to a type"
- [18:43] <@Damienlunas> he returns his probopass
- [18:43] <Hope> "We mustn't ever grow complacent with our ability."
- [18:44] <@Damienlunas> they all look at eachother, seeming to confirm something without speaking to eachother.
- [18:44] <@Damienlunas> they all line up next to king moustache
- [18:44] <@Damienlunas> and bow down on their knees
- [18:44] <@Damienlunas> "WE'LL SERVE YOU HOWEVER YOU LIKE, JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE US SHAVE OUR MOUSTACHES"
- 06[18:44] * Hope looks at the others.
- [18:44] <Klark> "Well. Then."
- [18:44] <Mira> "We weren't going to, were we?"
- [18:44] <Hope> "I think those were the terms of victory."
- 06[18:45] * Six picks up Jax, holding the Cubone up and at arm's length. "Nice work there buddy. Throwing it straight out behind him was clever."
- [18:45] <Hope> "What do you think, Saru?"
- [18:45] <Hope> "They could be helpful."
- 01[18:45] <Six> "If I have to listen to them talk about the moustaches any more I will seriously stab them."
- 06[18:46] * @Saru rubs his chin, then nods. "If you swear to follow the war chief of the Grand Masters-" (insert corrections) "-and abide by our rules, then you can skip the shave. But your territory is ours now!"
- [18:46] <@Damienlunas> they bow repeatedly, "THANK YOU GLORIOUS LEADER.
- 06[18:46] * Hope picks up a bottle of the haircare products.
- 06[18:46] * Mira is suddenly not so certain this was a good idea.
- [18:46] <Timmy> "AND SO SPREADS THE DOMINION OF ZON!"
- [18:46] <@Saru> "Oh, and no more talking about facial hair around Six."
- [18:46] <Klark> "Yes Zon, good work today."
- 06[18:46] * Six looks glum. He really wanted to see their miserably moustache-less faces.
- 06[18:47] * Hope returns Trixie, after a moment, and puts the shampoo back.
- [18:47] <Hope> "Eraticator did a really good job." she nods, affirming.
- [18:47] <Hope> "We all did."
- [18:47] <Timmy> "YES."
- 06[18:47] * Timmy poses
- [18:47] <@Damienlunas> (now calculating exp)
- [18:47] <@Saru> "You're now our underlings. All of our current members outrank you, so you have to do what they say. Except about shaving."
- 01[18:48] <Six> "Wax the ugly things off!"
- [18:48] <Mira> "B-but you'd be destroying a national treasure!"
- 06[18:48] * @Saru frowns at Six. "No, you don't have to do that."
- 06[18:48] * Mira fidgets
- 06[18:48] * Six grins at Saru.
- 01[18:48] <Six> "Also, do you have any hair dyes?"
- [18:48] <Klark> "Saru, orders on new holdings? Should we get a manifest of all our new lands?"
- [18:48] <Hope> "A national treasure?" She laughs.
- [18:49] <@Damienlunas> they look at you all in unison six.
- 06[18:49] * @Saru laughs. "I like it!"
- [18:49] <@Damienlunas> "We have all the hair dyes. All of them."
- [18:49] <@Saru> "Sure thing, Digger."
- [18:49] <Hope> (Man, Six is going to make them look like clowns)
- 06[18:49] * @Saru is sort of out of his depth now that the fighting bit is over.
- [18:49] <Hope> (Isn't he)_
- [18:49] <@Saru> "Do any of you want to be in charge of this lot?"
- [18:50] <Mira> "Yes, a national treasure! What would they be without their moustaches?"
- 01[18:50] <Six> (Nah, Six just likes dying his hair crazy colors. He's an old-school post-apoc raider.)
- [18:50] <Mira> "No identity, no nothin'."
- 06[18:50] * Six shuffles off to hunt for a nice annoying green that says "SCREW THE RULES".
- 06[18:50] * Mira realizes she said all that out loud and goes red, fidgeting.
- [18:50] <Hope> "I think we should do an inventory of our new resources, and affirm relationships with the locals for support. Confirming our new borders would be good, too."
- [18:50] <@Saru> (how tall is Mira?)
- [18:51] <Mira> (5'1")
- 06[18:52] * @Saru ruffles Mira's hair. "You're right, Professor. The world can't bear to lose something so wondrous!"
- [18:52] <Hope> (Saru > Hope > Mira in terms of height then)
- [18:52] <@Saru> "Why don't you take charge of them as new recruits?"
- [18:52] <Mira> (Mira is tiiiiny)
- [18:52] <Mira> "I..uh. W-whaaaa?"
- [18:52] <Mira> "Idon'tthinkthat'sagoodidea"
- 01[18:52] <Six> "Why don't we just let them handle the locals here? They already know them and all."
- [18:52] <@Damienlunas> 2100+2100+3000+4500+1500+1800+1800
- [18:53] <Timmy> (>MFW I came out with more hp than I started)
- [18:53] <Timmy> BRUTAL WORKOUT
- [18:53] <Timmy> HAHAHAHAHA
- [18:53] <@Saru> "That works. No need to mess with somethin that works."
- [18:53] <@Damienlunas> so 2800 exp each
- [18:53] <Hope> (16,800 experience)
- [18:53] <Hope> (lulz)
- 06[18:54] * Mira nods.
- [18:54] <@Saru> "You don't have to if you don't want to, Professor, though you're the one that seems to appreciate them."
- [18:54] <Timmy> Awww we're splitting it?
- [18:54] <@Saru> "I know you can do it if you want to."
- [18:54] <Mira> "And the locals probably wouldn't like it if we of the hairless faces tried to order them around."
- 06[18:54] * Mira takes a deep breath and turns to King Moustache.
- [18:54] <Hope> "I think they're rather charming, in their own way."
- [18:55] <Klark> "Are we sure all the locals want facial hair?"
- [18:55] <@Damienlunas> "Actually we made them all grow those."
- [18:55] <Mira> "Um...ummm...umumum."
- 06[18:55] * Mira looks down again and fidgets more.
- [18:55] <Timmy> Please say we aren't splitting.
- 06[18:55] * @Saru nods encouragingly.
- 01[18:55] <Six> "How did you MAKE women grow them anyway?"
- [18:55] <@Damienlunas> King Moustache gestures to Hogan, "He invented the moustache gun."
- 01[18:56] <Six> "Forget I asked."
- [18:56] <@Damienlunas> "IT PUMPS THEIR STACHE UP TO THE MAX"
- 06[18:56] * Hope seems a bit startled.
- 06[18:56] * @Saru thinks this sounds like a perfectly reasonable application of science.
- [18:56] <Klark> "Well. Then."
- [18:56] <@Saru> (fucking mustaches, how do they work?)
- 06[18:56] * Mira decides hiding behind someone is a perfectly good thing to do now. She's tried diplomancing.
- [18:57] <@Damienlunas> "We'll do whatever you want, we can watch your home base if you want to take our base since it's closer to the action."
- [18:57] <@Damienlunas> "That way nobody tries to give you a sneak attack"
- 01[18:57] <Six> "Except you. Trying to get on our flank, eh?"
- 06[18:58] * Six grins.
- [18:58] <@Damienlunas> (they're not lying according to saru's monkey-sense)
- [18:58] <Hope> "They could've ambushed us when we walked into the shop." She shrugs. "They didn't."
- [18:58] <@Saru> (typan)
- 06[18:58] * @Saru sighs and ruffles Mira's hair again. "Okay, listen up! This is the word of the war chief of the... the Ribbonwood Immortals! Team Machismo is now our vassals! You'll guard our backs and our base while we liberate the rest of the city! You report to us, and you follow our laws!"
- [18:59] <@Damienlunas> "Yes sir, if you want, Chops can make a good scout too with his ghost pokemon."
- 01[18:59] <Six> (Six doesn't think they're lying either, otherwise he'd be throwing daggers instead of grinning)
- 06[19:00] * Klark Looks King Moustache in they eyes.
- [19:00] <@Saru> "You wear our symbols, and have our protection. You go to war when we tell you, and make peace when we tell you. Now and forever, so long as you're loyal to us, you are Immortals! Your names will never die!"
- [19:00] <Timmy> (Are we splitting exp?)
- [19:00] <Hope> (For the last time Tyrone, yes. D=)
- [19:01] <Timmy> (Oh)
- [19:01] <Hope> (2800 each instead of 16,800)
- [19:01] <Hope> (He said this earlier)
- 06[19:01] * @Saru throws back his cape and stands tall. Then he thinks for a second, and adds "Oh, and no more shooting people with the mustache gun. Unless they ask."
- 01[19:01] <Six> (16k would put us at like level 30 something )
- 01[19:01] <Six> (Bit of a jump there, don't you think? )
- [19:01] <Timmy> (Dang. I could've mad off 40,000 exp)
- [19:01] <@Saru> (16k would be unsane)
- [19:01] <@Damienlunas> "Yes, Glrious leader!"
- [19:02] <Klark> (Oh hey level 26, gigadrain times!)
- 06[19:02] * @Saru hold his pose for another moment, Zhu mimicking him, then he looks around and scratches his head. "You guys got any food around here? I'm starving."
- 06[19:02] * Six throws an apple at Saru.
- [19:03] <@Damienlunas> "We have plenty of food and supplies, yes. If you would like, you may take inventory of them."
- 06[19:03] * Mira nod nod nods.
- 06[19:03] * Hope approaches one of the Mustache Boys and starts asking logistics questions. The borders of their territory. Their resources. The locations of the local orphanages and peddlers. The best places to set up a defense on invasion day.
- 06[19:04] * @Saru lets the others take care of the bookkeeping stuff - he'd just forget it all anyways. So he just catches the apple and starts munching down. He sits down on the throne thing and scratches Zhu's head and feeds him the Razz berry.
- 06[19:04] * Klark Listens in on Hopes conversation eye the damage to the barbershop.
- 01[19:04] <Six> "All in all, easiest and most ridiculous take-over I've seen Saru. Not bad."
- [19:04] <@Damienlunas> it turns out they have quite a trove in hair care products
- [19:04] <@Saru> "Thanks!"
- 01[19:05] <Six> "You're nothing like -he- was, certainly."
- [19:05] <@Saru> "Who?"
- 06[19:05] * Hope makes a mental note to get some shampoo.
- [19:05] <@Damienlunas> in fact, their local dealer is more than willing to take hair care products as currency.
- 01[19:05] <Six> "The old boss."
- [19:05] <@Saru> "Oh yeah, that guy."
- [19:06] <@Damienlunas> they also show you their food, water, and other supplies
- [19:06] <@Damienlunas> It seems that they don't have as much as you did for themselves.
- [19:06] <Mira> (do we get a level for capturing territory?)
- [19:06] <@Damienlunas> They say it's because they donate a lot of it to their orphanage.
- 01[19:06] <Six> "He'd just let the blood flow. You're all ... law this, and protection that. I wonder if we turned into knights overnight. Maybe we ought to start saying 'Ser' in front of our names eh? Hah."
- [19:06] <@Damienlunas> (oh yes you do)
- [19:06] <Mira> (:3)
- [19:06] <Hope> "Arise, Ser Apples of Ribbonwood."
- 06[19:07] * Hope stifles a grin.
- [19:07] <@Damienlunas> They give you something, apparently it's a cream that is an antidote to the moustache gun.
- [19:07] <Mira> (+1 int, professor)
- [19:07] <@Saru> "Haha! No way, I'm no knight. Look, it's just the way my brother showed me - if you can win without rubbing people's faces in it, they won't hate you for it. And if they don't hate you, they'll work with you, and then EVERYONE gets stronger."
- [19:07] <@Damienlunas> You also obtain...
- [19:07] <@Damienlunas> TWO TMS!
- [19:07] <Mira> O:
- [19:07] <@Damienlunas> 1 shadow ball tm and one aerial ace TM.
- [19:07] <@Saru> "And we're gonna just keep getting stronger until we take back ALL of Ribbonwood. Just like my brother dreamed of."
- [19:08] <Timmy> (oooh I can learn shadow ball and aerial ace)
- [19:08] <Hope> (What pokemon did Machismo use again? Probopass, Whiscash, Pringles, Kricketune, Murando...)
- [19:08] <Mira> (I coud use the aerial ace tm myself)
- [19:08] <Timmy> Jellyfish
- [19:08] <Klark> Umm wotter seal thingie
- [19:09] <Hope> (Jellyfish was pringles right)
- [19:09] <Timmy> Yes
- [19:09] <Timmy> Oh
- [19:09] <Timmy> Kadabra
- [19:09] <@Saru> (as long as THAT lasted :3)
- [19:09] <@Damienlunas> (if you're wondering why they didn't just use the shadow ball TM)
- [19:09] <Hope> (ok, 17 seen)
- [19:09] <@Damienlunas> (it is because he sensed the doubt in chop's moustache.)
- [19:09] <Mira> (pfff)
- [19:09] <Mira> (so do tms break after use in this game)
- [19:10] <@Damienlunas> (sadly yes)
- [19:10] <Hope> (This is almost like something out of an episode of Bobobo)
- [19:10] <Mira> (sad)
- [19:10] <Hope> (PLEASE BALDYBALD EMPIRE DON'T SHAVE OUR HEADS)
- [19:11] <Timmy> (Does noone want shadowball?)
- 06[19:11] * Hope notes down everything.
- [19:11] <Hope> (If no one wants it I'll take it.
- 06[19:11] * @Saru scratches his head again. "Tough, if you want to be Ser Six, I'm okay with that."
- [19:11] <Hope> (Eevee can learn it)
- [19:11] <@Damienlunas> (no need to use them right away though.)
- [19:11] <Timmy> (I do have crunch, pursuit and sucker punch....)
- [19:12] <@Saru> *though
- [19:13] <Hope> (Ghost is SE against ghost and psychic)
- 06[19:13] * Klark Snickers "Sir Klark?"
- [19:13] <Hope> (So is dark. :V)
- 01[19:13] <Six> (Depending on what you're going to evolve Eevee into, it may be worth giving to Eevee )
- [19:13] <Hope> "It's nice to dream..."
- [19:13] <@Damienlunas> (alternatively, hang onto them)
- 01[19:13] <Six> (Because it's one of the very very few special TMs the eevee lines can learn )
- [19:13] <Hope> (This Eevee is staying an Eevee)
- 01[19:14] <Six> (oh in that case fuck that )
- [19:14] <Hope> (More than likely, anyway)
- [19:14] <@Damienlunas> (>yfw tms can be passed on as egg moves)
- [19:14] <Hope> (Indeed)
- [19:15] <Klark> "Should we go check in on the local dealers? See the wares?"
- [19:15] <Hope> "That would be prudent..."
- [19:15] <@Saru> "Let's do it!'
- [19:16] <@Damienlunas> they lead you all to the dealers
- [19:16] <@Saru> "The people should know who their new protectors are!"
- [19:16] <@Saru> "We really should make a banner."
- 06[19:16] * Klark Nods and clicks to Nasica to follow him while they go.
- [19:16] <@Damienlunas> it is located behind the Ninja Torkoal's Pizza.
- [19:16] <Klark> "What would our symbol be?"
- [19:17] <@Saru> "We really should pick a symbol."
- [19:17] <Hope> "Well, Saru finally acknowledged we're a different gang than the Grand Masters... changing our symbol should be on our to-do list as well."
- 01[19:17] <Six> (also, > mfw then post-apoc gangsta turf-war game seems to be more light-hearted and populated by kinder and more lawful PCs than the 'go around and get badges and become POKEMON MASTAS' game )
- [19:17] <@Damienlunas> A man covered in a black cloak with a purple face mask
- [19:18] <Hope> Rollan Random Knowledge to know about the Ribbonwood tree
- [19:18] <Hope> 1d20+6
- [19:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+6: 22 [1d20=16]
- [19:18] <@Damienlunas> "Ahh... word travels fast of our new leaders."
- [19:18] <Klark> "Hmm what about a seed or tree with fire surrounding it or maybe as leaves on branches?
- [19:19] <@Damienlunas> (the ribbonwood tree is famous for being a tree which requires a forest fire as part of its natural ecosystem. Its survives through the fire and relies on it to clear out the overgrown weeds and brush that encroach on its territory)
- [19:19] <Timmy> (Mom wants me to go to cornerstore. BRB 20 minutes.
- 01[19:19] <Six> "How about just a red leaf? Something simple and easy to spray-paint."
- [19:19] <@Damienlunas> the dealer clears his throat, "Ahem."
- [19:19] <@Saru> "We can do both."
- [19:19] <@Damienlunas> "Did you bring something to trade?"
- [19:20] <@Damienlunas> (your tradable items are the berries and the hair care products.)
- [19:20] <@Saru> "The red leaf to mark our territory, the burning tree for our flag and jackets."
- [19:20] <Hope> "That could work- the Ribbonwood tree has a life cycle reliant on being set on fire, but yet it still grows afterward. You could say it's born again out of flame."
- [19:20] <Klark> "We have shampoo."
- 06[19:20] * Hope nods
- [19:20] <@Damienlunas> "Ahh, selling off the old hat's stash are we?"
- [19:21] <Klark> "Some what. We also have berries. A fairly steady supply of them."
- [19:21] <@Damienlunas> Handlebars seems to have followed you on his bicycle carrying a big basket full of all kinds of hair care products.
- 06[19:21] * Six is keeping plenty of hair-products for himself. >:(
- [19:22] <@Damienlunas> "Hmmm, yes I'd say there's about 20 berries worth of hair care products here."
- [19:22] <Mira> (augh I'm tired D:)
- [19:22] <Mira> (think I'ma crash)
- [19:22] <@Damienlunas> (we can stop soon if you want mira)
- [19:23] <@Saru> (i think i need to as well, have to make dinner before my late-night game)
- [19:23] <Timmy> (We can talk about this OOC later.)
- [19:23] <@Damienlunas> (so everyone want game off right now? but I had something speciaaaaal)
- [19:23] <Hope> (=O)
- [19:23] <Klark> (Speaciaaaaaaaal you say?)
- [19:23] <@Saru> (we can push to the special thing i think? do the bookkeeping stuff later)
- 01[19:24] <Six> (I have another game starting soon, so I may be more distracted )
- [19:24] <@Damienlunas> "I suppose I'd sell you one tm for about 6 berries worth."
- 01[19:24] <Six> (But I'm in no rush to leave or anything )
- [19:24] <@Damienlunas> "About 2 berries for one of these dive balls..."
- [19:24] <Hope> "TMs, you say..."
- [19:24] <@Damienlunas> "And for one of my VMs, oh that'll be about 14 berries worth."
- [19:25] <Hope> "A VM?"
- [19:25] <Klark> "VM's?"
- [19:25] <@Saru> "A- yeah, that."
- [19:25] <@Damienlunas> "Hoho, have you never heard of them before now? They told you I had something special in didn't they?"
- [19:25] <@Damienlunas> "A TM is a technical machine as you know. Oh they've been around for years but they only work on certain kinds of pokemon. A Volatile Machine however..."
- [19:25] <@Damienlunas> "Has no such restriction."
- [19:26] <Klark> "Downside?"
- 03[19:26] * Happysleepan is now known as Happymancer
- [19:26] <@Damienlunas> "Downside is they're rare."
- [19:26] <@Damienlunas> "Nobody even knows where they come from. 'Aint never been a record of them from before 30 years ago."
- [19:27] <Hope> "Interesting, but that's fairly expensive. What exactly do these you have do?"
- [19:27] <@Saru> "That sounds like something we could use!"
- [19:27] <Mira> (I can stay for speciaaaaaaaaaal)
- [19:27] <Mira> (I'll be kind of bluh though)
- [19:27] <@Damienlunas> (Mira that was special :3)
- [19:27] <Mira> (whatwas)
- [19:27] <Klark> "Hmm, what moves are they?"
- [19:28] <@Damienlunas> He shows you his wares, "Now I have a couple regular tms but I only have the one VM."
- [19:28] <Hope> (Apparently he has special TMs that can be learned regardless of what pokemon it is)
- [19:28] <Hope> (Called a VM)
- [19:28] <@Damienlunas> "The regular ones I got are Swagger, Rock Smash, and Ankle Sweep."
- [19:29] <@Damienlunas> "This VM is a move called freefall. It lets you fly up into the air with your enemy and send him back down to the ground."
- 01[19:29] <Six> (someone catch a digglet, and apply this )
- [19:29] <Klark> (Oh god)
- [19:30] <Timmy> (We must buy this and save it ^)
- [19:30] <@Saru> (hahaha)
- [19:30] <Hope> (Makes as much sense as aerial ace)
- [19:30] <@Saru> (yes lets take it)
- [19:30] <Klark> "Saru, thoughts? Should we buy the lot? Or just the VM?"
- [19:30] <Timmy> (Six you want the ankle sweep for tyrogue?
- [19:30] <@Saru> "Let's get the lot! We won, let's celebrate a little!"
- [19:31] <Hope> (We have 26 berries total, right?)
- [19:31] <Hope> (20 worth of hair care products and one each)
- [19:31] <@Damienlunas> "I'm afraid you've only got enough for 2 TMs and a VM in that case."
- [19:32] <Klark> (Rock smash and ankle sweep and vm then?)
- [19:32] <@Saru> (okay)
- [19:32] <Hope> (That eats up our personal berries too)_
- [19:32] <@Damienlunas> (and no dive balls)
- [19:33] <Hope> (I wanted a dive ball. ;_; )
- [19:33] <Hope> (Ah, well. You guys take what you want. =D)
- [19:33] <Klark> (Hmm. Well VM for sure I think.)
- [19:33] <@Damienlunas> (ankle sweep is kinda underwhelming)
- [19:33] <@Damienlunas> (though rock smash might allow for some kool-aid man shenanigans)
- [19:35] <Klark> (Kool aid man sounds amusing.)
- [19:35] <Hope> "Ti-er, Zon, could I borrow Eraticator later?"
- [19:35] <@Damienlunas> (on the other hand you guys may want to save~)
- [19:36] <@Damienlunas> (in case there's an even cooler VM on the rise)
- [19:38] <@Saru> (im cool with whatever.)
- [19:38] <@Damienlunas> (on the other hand TMs aren't going anywhere)
- [19:38] <Hope> (I think we should save, personally)
- [19:39] <Hope> "I recommend being more careful with our resources. There's no telling when we may need to trade for something important."
- [19:39] <@Saru> "Hey, do you know anyone with a bunch of red spraypaint?"
- [19:40] <@Damienlunas> "I might got some"
- [19:40] <Hope> (Secretly, the vendor is in trades with the Republic of Zeon)
- [19:41] <@Saru> "Good, we need a bunch."
- [19:41] <@Damienlunas> "Give it to ya for a berry."
- [19:42] <Hope> (Speaking of resources)
- [19:42] <@Saru> "Works for me."
- [19:42] <@Damienlunas> (so you're getting spray paint, VM, any dive balls?)
- 06[19:42] * Hope sets about figuring up a schedule for scavenging.
- [19:42] <Hope> (Don't worry about me. :V If I see an Azurill I can just try to catch it with a normal ball)
- [19:43] <Klark> (I think Spray and just VM for now?)
- [19:43] <@Damienlunas> (but the spray paint and VM you guys are definitely taking?)
- [19:43] <@Damienlunas> (saru?)
- [19:43] <@Saru> (yeah)
- 06[19:43] * Six leans on a wall somewhere, reading instructions on hair dye and eating an apple.
- [19:43] <@Saru> "We'll take that VM and the paint."
- [19:44] <Klark> 'War paint Six?"
- [19:45] <@Damienlunas> he trades you 15 berries worth of products for the VM and paint.
- [19:45] <@Saru> (how many cans about?)
- [19:46] <Hope> (Hopefully "Enough" :V)
- [19:46] <@Damienlunas> (x+1 where x is the amount of cans you'll probably need)
- [19:46] <@Saru> (nice)
- [19:46] <@Damienlunas> (1 berry buys quite a bit of spraypaint.)
- 06[19:46] * @Saru gives a spray can to each of the Immortals, and then tosses about a third of the rest to Handlebars. "First job for the Stache Society - spray the red leaf up to mark our territory!"
- [19:46] <@Damienlunas> (yaaay tagging)
- [19:47] <@Damienlunas> (did you actually come up on a team name?)
- [19:47] <Hope> (Ribbonwood Immortals)
- 06[19:47] * Klark Nods. "Should we see if there are any locals who want to join up?"
- [19:48] <@Damienlunas> It's a bit late, if you do you may want to save that for another day.
- [19:48] <Hope> (I can't get ahold of Tyrone to borrow Eraticator for breeding. D=)
- [19:48] <@Saru> (it was decided we liked this name. i may change the old one and just have this one be sui-generis)
- [19:48] <@Saru> (if that's okay)
- [19:48] <@Damienlunas> (I don't know what that means but okay)
- [19:48] <Hope> (OKAY)
- [19:48] <@Saru> (ill type it up and send it)
- [19:48] <Hope> (HERE I GO ANYWAY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK HE'LL MIND)
- [19:49] <Hope> (Breedan check between Eraticator and Trixie)
- [19:49] <Hope> 1d100 need 35 or less.
- [19:49] <@Damienlunas> The moustached members bow to Saru "Yes sir, for the Ribbonwood Immortals!"
- [19:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, need 35 or less.: 33 [1d100=33]
- [19:49] <@Damienlunas> (HOLD IT)
- [19:49] <@Damienlunas> (dang)
- [19:49] <Hope> (>_>)
- [19:49] <Hope> (Hm?)
- [19:49] <@Damienlunas> (okay remind me later)
- [19:49] <Hope> (Rightyo)
- [19:49] <@Damienlunas> (once I'm statting out how you guys are doing downtime)
- [19:49] <@Damienlunas> (that you lose a day to breedan)
- [19:50] <Hope> (I only lose eight hours. D=)
- [19:50] <@Damienlunas> (yes but it means you can't do a lot of other stuff since you only have one pokemon)
- [19:50] <@Damienlunas> (you have to breed on "free days")
- [19:50] <@Damienlunas> (where you aren't training, scavenging, or catching new pokemon)
- [19:50] <Hope> (That works. :V)
- [19:51] <@Damienlunas> (and with that, I think we can call it GAME OFF)
- [19:51] <Mira> (oooh, catchan)
- [19:52] <Klark> I need to catch ;-;
- [19:52] <@Saru> ooh
- [19:53] <@Saru> (There is a running argument between him and his new companions as to what exactly their gang is called - Saru insists its the Grand Masters, but he's easily distracted on this matter so the others tend to bounce around other ideas at least for the time being. For a while they were referred to by others under the old gang's name, the Oasis Point Radicals. He eventually bowed to the general
- [19:53] <@Saru> desire of the group and went with the Ribbonwood Immortals.)
- 01[19:53] <Six> (Interesting )
- 01[19:53] <Six> (About the time-management system I mean )
- [19:54] <@Saru> (how much downtime do we have?)
- 03[19:54] * Nora (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #turfwars
- 03[19:54] * Hope is now known as Kain
- 02[19:54] * Mira (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
- 03[19:54] * Nora is now known as Mira
- 03[19:55] * Saru is now known as Gorbash
- [19:55] <Kain> (A week before we invade again, but the attacking day for the other gangs could be one of those downtime days D=)
- 03[19:55] * Mira is now known as Anise
- 03[19:55] * Klark is now known as CounterBeard
- [19:55] <@Gorbash> (oh i see)
- [19:56] <Timmy> Did we get a level for taking the turf?
- [19:56] <Anise> yes
- [19:56] <@Damienlunas> yes
- [19:56] <@Gorbash> (probably... 2 days training, 2 days catching, 3 days scavenging. got to do my part!)
- [19:56] <@Damienlunas> so everyone on a scale of 1/10
- [19:56] <@Damienlunas> how much fun was this
- [19:56] <Timmy> Pretty fun
- [19:56] <Timmy> 8
- [19:56] <CounterBeard> 8then nine in combat
- [19:57] <Anise> The combat felt a little slow, but everything else was awesome
- [19:57] <@Gorbash> id say an 8.5, i agree with Anise
- [19:57] <Timmy> Mostly because Eraticator really is TOP PERCENT
- 03[19:57] * Timmy is now known as Tyrone
- 01[19:57] <Six> I can't really comment on combat because I wasn't in it except for the boss fight
- 01[19:57] <Six> But pretty good otherwise!
- [19:57] <@Gorbash> and i like how Zhu works, he's just as crazy as i wanted :3 though i need to fucking remember about Nitro Charge :V
- [19:57] <@Damienlunas> >mfw six tried to pedocatch something :3c
- [19:58] <@Gorbash> ahaha
- [19:58] <CounterBeard> are we going to break it up into trainer turns then pokemon turns next time?
- [19:58] <@Damienlunas> >mfw he dodged the face out and kicked it in the FACE. :D
- [19:58] <@Damienlunas> yeah, that was a little messy
- 01[19:58] <Six> The tyrogue event pretty much panned out exactly was I would have expected
- [19:58] <@Gorbash> im hoping for a trainer/pokemon tag team fight at some point
- [19:58] <@Gorbash> or just general brawl
- 01[19:58] <Six> Six likes a little faitan' for his new catches.
- 01[19:59] <Six> I WAS PLEASED.
- 01[20:00] <Six> Yeah I'm with Gorbash there. Ready to bring the pain B<
- [20:01] <Kain> I watched Six fight Tyrogue
- [20:01] <@Damienlunas> >mfw 12 combatants
- [20:01] <@Damienlunas> nope.avi
- [20:01] <Kain> And I flashbacked to Bruce in Wildwestmon
- [20:01] <Tyrone> Same
- [20:01] <@Damienlunas> wait no
- [20:01] <Tyrone> Timmy has a bat for a reason
- [20:01] <@Damienlunas> if you guys fought another team with the same amount of members
- [20:02] <@Damienlunas> it would be 24 combatants
- [20:02] <Kain> Helping Hand needs a buff.
- [20:02] <@Damienlunas> yeah at least make it how it is in the games
- [20:02] <@Damienlunas> where it is fucking priority
- 03[20:04] * Six is now known as Paradox
- [20:04] <Tyrone> Yeah
- [20:05] <Tyrone> I'd like to see SUcker punch as just damaging move targeting the user
- [20:05] <Tyrone> The only reason to have it is for ghosts/psychics anyway
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