FoulMouth's Flutterswear: The Dawning (not feels)

After a discussion of Fluttershy quietly swearing when she thinks nobody can hear her I started tapping keys and took the name FoulMouth.
Here is the start.
1.
>Still in her quiet manner though, she manages to make it almost sound polite.
>*Bang*
>"Ow. Fucking table."
>Fluttershy?
>"Yes Anon?"
>Are you okay?
>"Oh yes, fine thank you. I just banged my knee on that damn table again."
>Fair enough.
>Oh, by the way you're out of birdseed.
>"Oh, son of a bitch. What will I feed the little birds now? Can you please stay here while I go get some more?"
>Sure thing, Shy
>"That asshole birdseed pony better still be at the market."


2.
>Rainbow stopped by whining about some shit. Told her you were out.
>"I told that bitch I couldn't watch her practice today. I've got animals to take care of. Shit, bitch can't even listen properly. Fuckin' bitch."
>Shy, tone it down.
>"Am I overdoing it again? Oh, I'm sorry."
>It's cool, just don't go off in front of the others like you do at home. Might lower their opinion of you somewhat.
>"Thanks for looking out for me. You dick."
>Any time, cunt. Fix me a sandwich.
>She giggles and leaves.
>"Get it your goddamn self."