<Karo> Oh you still do irc
<Karo> Mask
<Mask> yeah what
<Karo> You know just saying hi nice to fucking see you
<Karo> Yeah whatever fuck you
<Mask> U: ok
<Karo> Don't U: me your being a dick
<Mask> yes
<Mask> I am
<Mask> your point?
<Karo> Eat ads is my point
<Karo> Ass
<Mask> thanks for the offer but I'll have to decline, you're not my type
<Karo> Ooh got em
<Mask> [.-. Karo why are you even talking to Mask if you don't like Mask]
<Karo> You fucking got me with that original ass joke
<Karo> I've never heard that one before. "Lol you said fuck you? HA no thanks AM I FUNNY YET?"
<Mask> [U: yes Karo we get it you are very snarky 10/10]
<Mask> [now answer the question]
<Karo> I'd assumed he wasn't going to dick out when I say hi
<Mask> you think that's me being a dick?
<Mask> Wow that's adorable
<Karo> I may be a dick but at leat I don't dick out when someone I've argued with in the past says hi
<Karo> Shame your not
<Mask> :U I'm abrasive, if you don't like that then talk to someone else because I'm not going to cater to your delicate sensibilities
<Mask> [._. Karo just talk to someone else you are clearly too easily butthurt to talk to Mask]
<Karo> Haha wow you say that like you have done some serious ass kissing to some of my tulpas before
<Karo> "Oh I'm just a dick". Yeah to people you don't like
<Mask> no I'm a dick to people I do like too
<Karo> Oh sure
<Mask> the only time I'm not is if I want to fuck you but you're too much of a delicate little flower for me to talk normally around
<Karo> Mask you ignored me until I spammed you and got pissy
<Karo> Don't act like you didn't want me to fuck off
<Mask> :U don't act like you know me bitch you tried to get in my pants a couple times like a year ago and that's it I don't want your fucking bullshit
<Mask> you think you're real special don't you? Like everything we do is about you?
<Mask> Maybe we get pinged a lot
<Karo> And corgi don't get me started and getting butthurt you practically cry when I make little jokes like that's lame" to you
<Mask> maybe we have a tulpa named Cal and someone in Redditulpas keeps talking about their tulpa named Cal
<Mask> maybe we were playing a game and didn't know it was you
<Mask> but clearly not because the planet revolves around you so obviously it wasn't any of that
<Karo> Mask we both know you don't ever want to talk to me don't sit there and try to lie
<Mask> :U oh don't worry, you are not wrong. I do not ever want to talk to you
<Mask> nor any boring people
<Mask> it's just the entitlement that gets me
<Mask> you act like you're just entitled to be spoken to
<Mask> like we've wronged you if we don't want to
<Karo> So don't sit there and try to say oh it wasn't you I'm just distracted
<Karo> Mm not really
<Mask> and yeah I don't feel like proxying but Corgi doesn't feel like getting pissed on by you either so he aint talking either
<Karo> It seems like that right now. But I'm mad because your response was dickish
<Mask> yes
<Mask> my response to everyone is dickish
<Mask> moreso to annoying fuckboys like you
<Mask> U: you're not special
<Karo> Aww look at you
<Karo> Do you think if you say that over and over again it'll poss me off or make me cry
<Karo> Oh gaaaawd I'm not special
<Karo> Nobody is dipshit. Well I mean some people can do special shit but 99 percent of us aren't special
<Mask> yeah yeah keep on doing this "oh legit for sure I aint mad haha look at how snarky I am" routine but we both know that it's bullshit
<Karo> Okay mask
<Mask> we've known you for a long time we can tell when you're trying way to hard to seem not mad
<Karo> Because you just know me so well
<Mask> yeah U: we do
<Mask> even if you don't think we do
<Karo> Because your even slightly observant
<Karo> Mask you guys are too slow to actually remember half of what I tell you
<Mask> mmmm I love the taste of high quality salt
<Karo> Okay mask well your clearly not going to listen
<Karo> So I'm gonna go back to watching my TV :D have a good day
<Mask> oh thank god
<Mask> U: please don't PM us again thanks bye
<Karo> God your so lucky I don't know you irl I'd beat your weak little as XD
<Karo> *ass
<Mask> "say that to my face irl not online I'll kick ur ass"
<Karo> 1512 Belle avinue davenport Iowa
<Karo> Come do something
<Karo> Your a weak little shit.
<Mask> yeah we're totally going to take a bus up to Iowa so that you can feel less emasculated by someone else's imaginary gay cat friend
<Karo> I'm just saying mask. You personally, are pathetic
<Mask> :U hey come down to San Antonio, we have Stand-Your-Ground laws here. I've always wanted to stab someone
<Karo> Give me the address I'll head over after highschool
<Mask> well hey, at least I don't have memory loss so I can remember how many tulpas I've randomly dissapated
<Mask> how many was it again?
<Karo> That's what I thought
<Mask> Oh yeah! 0!
<Karo> You think because they aren't proxied, they are dissipated?
<Karo> Ask to see them once on a while
<Mask> U: no I think because you tell us they died they're dissipated
<Karo> They just don't want to go out of their way to say hi to a bunch of assholes
<Mask> well clearly you do
<Karo> Whom have I said has died
<Karo> If I remembered to say they died, I clearly didn't forget them and accidentally dissipated them dipshit
<Mask> I don't have the time to list off the entire population of a small country so I'll save myself the effort
<Karo> Right so you don't know
<Karo> Nobody
<Karo> That's what I'm getting from this
<Mask> sure, that's what you want to think
<Karo> Just name one mask
<Karo> Come on
<Karo> One name
<Mask> who was that guy Alex dated?
<Karo> Kyle
<Mask> Him and literally all the other tulpas you had minus May
<Karo> He merged
<Mask> U: oh he "merged"
<Mask> I see
<Karo> Wow you really are slow
<Karo> S:heyyyy~
<Mask> S?
<Karo> That right they is whom they merged into
<Karo> Saundra
<Karo> She's never really spoken to you guys, I'm worried it might cause a split, because they know some of you
<Mask> k. So Kyle is dead and his organs were re-animated into someone totally different
<Mask> comforting!
<Karo> S:oh quit your fighting both of you there's plenty of me to go around B)
<Karo> S:mask what are going to do, try to hit him with a golf club too? And Karo stop threatening imaginary cats
<Karo> S:oh hey mask what's the hardest part of owning a cat?
<Mask> eh?
<Karo> S:Telling your parents your gay B)
<Mask> :U ok