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- [12:00:41 AM] Bis: Hi
- [12:01:12 AM] Freddy Smart: Hello
- [12:01:21 AM] Bis: Can I help you?
- [12:01:41 AM] Freddy Smart: yap
- [12:01:54 AM] Bis: How so?
- [12:03:14 AM] Freddy Smart: i just want to get to know you more because i have some business deals
- [12:04:08 AM] Bis: What kind of business?
- [12:05:38 AM] Freddy Smart: we deal on gold and other items
- [12:06:24 AM] Freddy Smart: i would like to extend the business to other parts
- [12:07:34 AM] Bis: I only trade with slaves
- [12:07:46 AM] Bis: And molten stone
- [12:08:16 AM] Freddy Smart: slaves?
- [12:08:32 AM] Bis: Robot slaves
- [12:08:45 AM] Freddy Smart: okay
- [12:09:23 AM] Freddy Smart: that can not be lucrative like gold
- [12:09:58 AM] Bis: I don't really have room for anymore gold
- [12:10:13 AM] Bis: I have two warehouses full of it
- [12:10:41 AM] Freddy Smart: i only need agent to expand the business
- [12:11:18 AM] Bis: What do you offer?
- [12:11:23 AM] Freddy Smart: two warehouses?
- [12:11:28 AM] Bis: Yes
- [12:11:50 AM] Bis: I used to have four
- [12:11:54 AM] Freddy Smart: do you sell them too?
- [12:12:11 AM] Bis: But I donated the two other collections to Isis
- [12:12:37 AM] Bis: They need gold plated bombs, you know
- [12:12:52 AM] Freddy Smart: why did u donate it to them/
- [12:13:06 AM] Bis: I didn't have use for it
- [12:13:13 AM] Bis: It was just collecting dust
- [12:13:27 AM] Freddy Smart: hmmmmmmmmm
- [12:14:09 AM] Freddy Smart: so what do you want to do wit the other ones remaining?
- [12:14:36 AM] Freddy Smart: can i see your photo?
- [12:14:45 AM] Bis: Maybe sell it
- [12:14:49 AM] Bis: My photo?
- [12:14:55 AM] Freddy Smart: yes
- [12:15:02 AM] Bis: I have a lot of photos
- [12:15:10 AM] Bis: You have to be more specific
- [12:15:19 AM] Freddy Smart: can i see them?
- [12:15:44 AM] Bis: You want to see my naked body, Freddy?
- [12:15:50 AM] Bis: Is that what this is all out?
- [12:15:53 AM] Bis: You pevert
- [12:16:16 AM] Freddy Smart: not your nude
- [12:16:33 AM] Freddy Smart: just your face
- [12:17:16 AM] Bis: Why?
- [12:17:45 AM] Freddy Smart: because we are friends now
- [12:18:11 AM] Bis: Can I call you Senpai?
- [12:18:31 AM] Freddy Smart: we should be open to one another\
- [12:18:42 AM] Bis: That is true
- [12:19:10 AM] Freddy Smart: what do you mean senpai?
- [12:19:26 AM] Bis: You can call me Senpai then
- [12:19:30 AM] Bis: Since we are friends
- [12:19:46 AM] Freddy Smart: okay.....senpai
- [12:20:15 AM] Freddy Smart: does it mean friends?
- [12:20:19 AM] Bis: Yes
- [12:20:42 AM] Freddy Smart: hmmmmmmmm...i like that
- [12:21:20 AM] Freddy Smart: how old are you?
- [12:21:28 AM] Bis: 31
- [12:21:59 AM] Freddy Smart: okay
- [12:22:15 AM] Bis: It's time to make business
- [12:22:22 AM] Freddy Smart: what do you really do for a living?
- [12:22:54 AM] Bis: I sell cars
- [12:23:50 AM] Freddy Smart: that is good
- [12:23:59 AM] Bis: Do you need a car?
- [12:24:20 AM] Freddy Smart: it means we can really do business
- [12:24:37 AM] Bis: I love to make business
- [12:25:03 AM] Freddy Smart: of course i am loverof cars
- [12:25:55 AM] Bis: How do we start with business?
- [12:26:43 AM] Freddy Smart: what brand of cars do you have on sales now?
- [12:27:15 AM] Bis: Pussy magnet cars
- [12:27:19 AM] Freddy Smart: i also buy and sell cars
- [12:27:38 AM] Bis: You know what I'm saying, Freddy?
- [12:27:38 AM] Freddy Smart: how do you mean
- [12:28:08 AM] Freddy Smart: i dont understand
- [12:28:28 AM] Bis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z-uYMrWTCc
- [12:28:52 AM] Bis: I'm the man in the video
- [12:31:56 AM] Freddy Smart: but your profile tells that you are female
- [12:32:24 AM] Bis: The video is a joke Freddy
- [12:32:26 AM] Freddy Smart: so can i see your photo now?
- [12:32:43 AM] Bis: Yes
- [12:32:45 AM] Freddy Smart: how is it a joke?
- [12:33:29 AM] Bis: Jeez, Feddy, we can't do business if you don't have a sense of humor
- [12:34:00 AM] Bis: We are good friends
- [12:34:07 AM] Bis: You don't have to be so serious
- [12:34:16 AM] Freddy Smart: i should understand the deal very well
- [12:34:24 AM] Bis: Great
- [12:34:28 AM] Bis: How do we make money?
- [12:34:39 AM] Freddy Smart: of course we are friends
- [12:34:59 AM] Bis: And what do we call friends?
- [12:35:19 AM] Freddy Smart: we can make money in so much ways
- [12:36:09 AM] Freddy Smart: can i see your photo now
- [12:39:11 AM] Bis: http://i.imgur.com/p4kDaO7.jpg
- [12:40:02 AM] Bis: This is me from the local news where I talk about my car selling business
- [12:41:51 AM] Freddy Smart: but you first said that you are the guy on that video
- [12:42:21 AM] Bis: That was a joke
- [12:42:23 AM] Bis: I told you
- [12:42:49 AM] Bis: I don't want to make business with you, if you don't understand jokes
- [12:43:18 AM] Bis: I don't need a white straight cis man like you to tell me what I look like
- [12:43:29 AM] Bis: Are we clear?
- [12:45:06 AM] Bis: Fine Freddy
- [12:45:09 AM] Bis: I see how it is
- [12:45:29 AM] Bis: I'm gonna tell of my business partners and friends that Freddy Smart is not a legit business man
- [12:46:05 AM] Bis: Even if he randomly add you on Skype, like all other legit business men
- [12:46:12 AM] Bis: Have a nice life, Freddy
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