1.  ALL RULES WILL BE ENHORSED
2.  Don't be a dick.
3.  Please avoid spoilers of ANY KIND, or take discussion to our dedicated spoiler chat.
4.  Please plan ahead and don't drink and drive
5.  HAIL HYDRATE
6.  Please label all NSFW content appropriately.
7.  Don't spam messages
8.  No Squeefucking (except KC)
9.  No Roleplaying Allowed
10. No Pants Allowed
11. No Talking About BATMAN. Talking to BATMAN is okay. He's a cool dude.
12. No roleplaying.
13. Sehro's word is eternal.
14. Toastdeib will save us in case of emergency.
15. Minimum of three large (10+ people) meetups per year. At least two at a convention.
16. Any group of BerryTubers greater than three people is referred to as a "stumble".
17. Any group of BerryTubers smaller than three people is referred to as a "stumblefuck".
18. If you can't remember last night, you did it right.
19. If you can't remember last night, better have a second attempt tonight.
20. Twist is worst pony. No, we're not kidding.
21. There is no best pony arguments.
22. North America base of operations is the Pacific Northwest.
23. European base of operations is Manchester, UK. (possibly changing soon)
24. Anything could happen on Sundays.
25. Bamhoofyah will always play Friday night.
26. STOP ASKING WHAT THE FUCKING MYSTERY MOVIE IS
27. Yes, those are word filters. Get used to them
28. The further in you get, the stronger the circlejerk becomes. Escape while you can.
29. No escape.
30. Drunk gaming is best gaming.
31. Your requests are just requests. Not demands. We reserve the right to ignore them.
32. If Digi cannot be found, check Denny's
33. If mc_square cannot be found, check the nearest wheelchair
34. Always, ALWAYS check the lasers
35. If you exist, there is porn of you.
36. If porn does not exist of you, please contact Pug
37. If in doubt, drink mixed vodka
38. Always name your FTL after crewmembers and squee them constantly with updates on your run
39. Engi B is the WORST.
40. PRAISE THE SUN
41. ALSO PRAISE THE MOON
42. We might miss a drink call or two. Just drink them manually. You're allowed to do that.
43. Squeaky toys are prohibited from Teamspeak
44. Please only sing drunkenly on Teamspeak if you are in a soundproof room
45. BerryTube is the answer to Life, the Universe, and everything.
46. Nothing can stop the Smooze. NOTHING. Accept it.
47. Smoke weed erryday
48. Praise mr skeltal erryday.
48. Don't praise Jafafajafaf, he's pretty awful
49. omnomtom is always a spai.
50. The time-based drinking game is harder than you think. Tread carefully.
51. Don't drink and drive, or we'll FLAY YOU ALIVE! <blink>*~added pizazz~*</blink>
52. Don't ask for berry. Instead ask yourself "why would the mods want me to have berry?" Exactly.
53. If someone calls for a shot, it must not be taken alone. A lonely drunk is a sad drunk.
54. Stop requesting Birdemic, dammit
55. Don't write rules lists while drunk
56. Chat bots will be shot on sight
57. Don't shit the bed (I was required to add this)
58. Anything is acceptable at 1400am
59. If you don't know when 1400am is, you have never been awake at 1400am. You'll just know.
60. Someone must always include \\twistsalute at the correct moment during the Telegram.
61. Failure to comply with #60 will mean the Telegram is played again.
62. Trance Tuesday must include at least 1 second of trance at some point.
63. Please don't tie the polls. It's always funny when you do, but please don't. But it is great when you do.
64. Airhorn makes everything better
65. BronyDanceParty is still banned until further notice
66. PLZ TAG SPOOPY POSTS AS 2SPOOPY
67. If it's your jam, you have to tell us.
68. Orgies can and will happen.
69. See rule 1.