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  1. Jericho comes out to address the crowd, his guitar case by his side.
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  3. "WELCOME TO RAW... IS... JERICHOOOOOOOO! Now unfortunately for all the mouth breathers here in Jacksonville, your Intercontinental Champion will not be competing tonight, because there's just nobody good enough to challenge me.
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  5. Taz's music hits, and he comes out with a mic.
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  7. "AW, BULLSHIT! IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH, HOW BOUT STEPPING IN THE RING WITH A REAL FIGHTER?"
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  9. "Well, Tasty, that's a good question, and I'll accept that challenge riiiight after-" Jericho proceeded to take a pratfall into his guitar case and start clutching his back. "Aw no, Aw jeez. Sorry, Test, but I just can't do it. I just can't have a match with you tonight. Thankfully, I know someone who can."
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  11. Some jobber wearing a New York Rangers jersey with the name IRVINE came out, billed as "Jerry Irvine, the Tame Lion Of Wrestling".
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