New Year's Song

Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Why are you still here?
Go with your friends and grab a beer.
Or just admit that you’re queer.

The New Year just hit the shore,
so why are you still on the board?
We both know you want some sex,
you filthy little whore.
Now get your sad ass out of here,
or I will stab you with a spear
If you with my plans,
dare to interfere.

Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Why are you still here?
Go with your friends and grab a beer.
Or just admit that you’re queer.


Now get your liquor for the hoard
Else I will cleave you with a sword.
If you don’t get lost from the board
RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
So open up your front door
or get down on the goddamn floor
Don’t sit in your room and pout
That’s not what New Year’s about!

Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Why are you still here?
Go with your friends and grab a beer.
Or just admit that you’re queer.