ELSWORD DRINKING GAME (Alpha version)

>take a shot every time:
- you lose
- your opponent:
  - is in a high-tier character/job
  - has an animu/edgy nickname (drink a shot instead of two if opponent has this and the thing below)
  - is in a guild with a weeb/edgy name, or that you know is weeb/edge-themed (drink a shot instead of two if opponent has this and the thing above)
  - calls you a noob/lagger/hacker/cheater/any gaming-related insult
  - says something edgy/weeb (take 2 shots if the above is done after you lose)
  - bypasses censor to curse at you
  - calls your character/job OP (2 shots instead if your opponent does this while he's in a top-tier char/class)
  - calls you a gear carry while you're using a Sparring set
  - rages in a language other than English
  - 's internet connection is China-tier (a.k.a lagger)
  - stalks you after the match

>take 2 shots:
- whenever you fight against an Add [because edgelord] (3 shots instead if you lose to him)
- if you lose and your opponent has >50% HP left (take 3 shots instead if your opponent mentions that in chat)
- if your opponent is actually a hacker
- if your opponent says "gl", "hf", or the combination thereof and proceeds to rage afterwards
- if you level up during this drinking game

>drink a full glass if:
- you're a top-tier character/job (only once per attempt at this drinking game)
- you're Add [because edgelord] (only once per attempt at this drinking game) (combines with above)
- you rank up/down during this drinking game

OPTIONAL: Sit down as soon as the match starts. If your opponent attacks you regardless, take a shot.