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- Something else I wanted to try was a series of sad, sappy stories. I own four cats, and each came with a few sad stories of their own. I won't be posting these to 4chan, but to anyone here that can stand a little not-abuse, enjoy.
- >Just had an epic fight with your mother
- >Neither of you want to see each other ever again
- >Girlfriend tries to calm you down, but nothing works
- >Two days later, mother phones
- >One eyed fluffy pony huddling under the deck outside
- >You agree to come and get it
- >Pleasentries with mother, agree to try talking it out again sometime
- >Take fluffy back to shitty apartment
- >Fluffy immediately dissappears into the makeshift pile of furniture you're holding for a friend
- >Only sound you can hear is the bell around her neck
- >You're looking for her behind the couch, when suddenly you realize she's on the other side of the room
- >She's nibbling at the food you left her
- >She notices you, squeals then tries to run away
- >Makes it as far as the cat crate you brought her over in
- >Cowering inside, blubbering for you to 'pwease no huwt, I sowwy'
- >You reach in and pet her, promising you won't hurt her
- >She's still scared, and spends most of the night hiding in the furniture
- >She's breathing funny
- >A little research reveals two possibilities
- >She's happy, if a little worn out
- >She's in tremendous pain, and is trying to calm herself down
- >You stare at her one good eye as she cautiously peaks at you from behind a chair
- >You don't sleep well that night, wondering if you're going to wake up to a corpse
- >Pleasent news at the vet
- >Her eye is surgically sealed
- >She must have an owner
- >She returns to her cage as soon as the doctor is done with her
- >Light whimpering from cage
- >Home again, she's dissappearing and sneaking around again
- >Hard to keep tabs on her
- >Name her Chameleon, or 'Cammi' for short
- >Two weeks pass with no calls about Cammi
- >Consider the possibility that Cammi isn't lost, but abandoned
- >Go into bedroom and nuzzle her forehead
- >Cammi wakes up and snaps at your eyebrow, screaming hysterically
- >When she sees it's you, she cries pitifully and tries to hide under the bed
- >You catch her before she can escape
- >She struggles weakly, hiccupping apoligies and begging you not to get the 'sorry stick'
- >You shush her and lean back against the wall, cradling her against your chest
- >You hum to yourself for a while, holding your face against hers
- >Cammi eventually drifts off to sleep
- >You put her back on the bed and pull a blanket over her
- >You wonder what could have happened to make her this way
- >Given her memory and quiet nature, you might never know
- >Two months have passed
- >Ad in the paper about Cammi has long since been pulled
- >Girlfriend asks if we could ever give her back now
- >Probably not
- >Cammi is no longer quiet
- >Bounces around the apartment babbling to herself
- >Sometimes til 2:00 am
- >You have to be up at 4:00 am
- >One night she is next to your head chattering away
- >In a tired rage you yell at her to shut the fuck up
- >Tense moments
- >Cammi nuzzles your nose and licks your forehead
- >Continues babbling
- >Contemplate sleeping in the car
- >Two year later
- >Cammi is with you every morning when you have breakfast, waiting patiently for milk from the cereal bowl
- >She's not so loud any more
- >Still your number one fan
- >Has three other fluffy ponies to share your house with
- >Cammi is happy
- >So are you
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