El Psy Congroo

Never tell your password to anyone.
4:39 PM – hearts off the screen: wakey wakey Vodka :3
Vodka Drinking Sextant is now Online.
4:40 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey Master, what’s up?
4:40 PM – hearts off the screen: what you doin?
4:40 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I was doing some homework. What about you, Master?
4:40 PM – hearts off the screen: oh, just been thinking.
4:41 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Just thinking, huh? Something on your mind?
4:41 PM – hearts off the screen: yours :P
4:41 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Huh? My mind?
4:41 PM – hearts off the screen: //tell me if you’ve gotten suspicious about anything since you got hypnotized
4:42 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I was getting worried yesterday, but I couldn’t think of any reason why those things were happening. Other than that, I have no suspicions.
4:43 PM – hearts off the screen: //okay, from now on, you will not become suspicious about the effects of my suggestions. you are allowed to be worried as long as you do not become suspicious. you’ll also forget about any that you had up to now. finally, you’ll refuse to believe that you’ve been hypnotized in any way, no matter who tries to convince you.
4:43 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
4:44 PM – hearts off the screen: //you don’t mind all these mental blocks I’m giving you, right?
4:44 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: No Master, I don’t mind.
4:46 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Um, are you still there, Master?
4:46 PM – hearts off the screen: uh yeah
4:46 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Alright. You just stopped talking all of a sudden.
4:47 PM – hearts off the screen: oh haha I had to go do something, sorry
4:47 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh, okay. I was just wondering.
4:47 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: So, what was that about having my mind on your mind?
4:48 PM – hearts off the screen: well, I was wondering
4:48 PM – hearts off the screen: do you think you could be hypnotized?
4:49 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Uh
4:49 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I don’t think so. What about you?
4:49 PM – hearts off the screen: I don’t know. what if I told you that you are hypnotized?
4:50 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’d say you’re kidding me.
4:50 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Nothing weird’s been happening, so I’m not under any suggestions or anything.
4:51 PM – hearts off the screen: I guess you’re right. what if they messed with your memory, though?
4:51 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’m sure I’d remember something, so not very likely.
4:51 PM – hearts off the screen: okay you win :P
4:51 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Of course, silly Master. I’m always right, aren’t I?
4:51 PM – hearts off the screen: hehe, that’s why we’re friends.
4:52 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: And because you make me laugh. :P
4:52 PM – hearts off the screen: yeah, that’s why I think we need to go deeper
4:53 PM – hearts off the screen:  back in trance?
5:54 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
5:54 PM – hearts off the screen: whenever you go into trance, let me know, okay?
5:54 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
5:56 PM – hearts off the screen: okay now, when you see me type something in [square brackets], you will lose track of your train of thought and you will only be able to think about what was written between the brackets.
5:56 PM – hearts off the screen: you also won’t notice anything weird about your thought process when it happens.
5:56 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
5:56 PM – hearts off the screen: wake up!
5:57 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey Master, remember the first time we met?
5:57 PM – hearts off the screen: yeah, when you were laughing at me for forgetting my homework freshman year?
5:57 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Haha, yep. You looked so mad, it made me laugh even harder.
5:58 PM – hearts off the screen: oh so THAT’s why you nearly fell over.
5:58 PM – hearts off the screen: i thought it was just because you were just a huge asshole :P
5:58 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey, that’s not a nice thing to say to a girl. >:L
 5:59 PM – hearts off the screen: //tell me you’re sorry for laughing at me first
5:59 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’m very sorry, Master. I won’t do it again.
5:59 PM – hearts off the screen: Sorry. :C //Good girl. :)
6:00 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: That’s weird.
6:00 PM – hearts off the screen: what’s weird?
6:00 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I just felt really happy for a moment. I wonder what that was.
6:01 PM – hearts off the screen: //Master thinks you are a very good girl
6:01 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Ah…I’m so happy…what’s going on?
6:01 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh shit, I’ll be right back.
6:02 PM – hearts off the screen: ?
6:05 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, my sister heard that.
6:05 PM – hearts off the screen: heard what?
6:05 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I, uh…moaned really loudly. x.x
6:06 PM – hearts off the screen: oh :P were you doing something dirty?
6:06 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: No, I was just talking to you. You know I’m not like that, Master.
6:06 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: It’s really weird. We were just having a normal conversation. I mean, there’s nothing in the log that seems off…
6:07 PM – hearts off the screen: [Your sister]
6:07 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, I can’t find anything else about my sister. That’s weird.
6:07 PM – hearts off the screen: Does your sister have a Steam account?
6:08 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, it says she’s playing Agarest right now.
6:08 PM – hearts off the screen: //bring her in here
6:08 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Sure thing, Master.
6:08 PM – hearts off the screen: //also, act normally when you’re talking to people other than me or other people I’ve hypnotized
6:09 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
Your chat with Vodka Drinking Sextant is now a multi-user chat.
Shining Finger has been invited to chat.
6:09 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I invited her. She sounds a bit busy right now, though.
Shining Finger entered chat.
6:12 PM – Shining Finger: Hey hey~
6:12 PM – hearts off the screen: hey!
6:12 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Hey sis.
6:12 PM – Shining Finger: What’s up, sis? Did you need something? :D
6:13 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: hearts wanted to meet you.
6:13 PM – hearts off the screen: *waves*
6:13 PM – Shining Finger: *waves back* Hi! :D I’m Vodka’s little sister. I’m surprised she let me talk to you; she’s normally super-protective of me. :3
6:13 PM – hearts off the screen: oh, really? we have a special relationship, so she trusts me :)
6:14 PM – Shining Finger: Ohhh? Sis, did you finally get yourself a boyfriend? :D
6:14 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Don’t be silly. We’re just childhood friends.
6:14 PM – Shining Finger: Are you suuuuuuuure? ;D
6:14 PM – hearts off the screen: haha, she’s not lying, shine. we’re not dating or anything :P
6:15 PM – Shining Finger: Awwwww. You got my hopes up. =3=
6:15 PM – Shining Finger: Anyway, did you need me for something? :o
6:16 PM – hearts off the screen: yeah i wanted to show you this
6:16 PM – hearts off the screen: http://puu.sh/74vpr.swf
6:16 PM – Shining Finger: Whoa…
6:16 PM – Shining Finger: It’s pretty. :o
6:17 PM – hearts off the screen: isn’t it? keep watching, it gets better :3
6:17 PM – Shining Finger: It’s so relaxing…
6:18 PM – hearts off the screen: just keep watching
6:18 PM – hearts off the screen: don’t think about anything else
6:19 PM – Shining Finger: Yesssss
6:19 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
6:19 PM – hearts off the screen: whoa what
6:19 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO HER MASTER
6:19 PM – hearts off the screen: nothing, im just hypnotizing her /you like the idea of your sister being hypnotized
6:20 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: NO I DO NOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
6:20 PM – hearts off the screen: //you like the idea of your sister being hypnotized and forget about what just happened
6:20 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Oh, okay. My sister’s getting hypnotized~
6:20 PM – hearts off the screen: phew that was close //also you can go back to normal thinking now
6:20 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: What was?
6:21 PM – hearts off the screen: don’t worry about it
6:21 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Okay then.
Shining Finger is now Away.
6:21 – Vodka Drinking Sextant: That thing my sister’s watching looks oddly familiar, Master…
6:21 – hearts off the screen: does it?
6:22 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, it makes me feel really weird.
6:22 PM – hearts off the screen: youre probably just imagining it
6:22 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah, I probably am. I’ve never seen it before.
6:30 PM – hearts off the screen: hey shine, you there?
Shining Finger is now Online.
6:30 PM – Shining Finger: Yes
6:30 PM – hearts off the screen: hypnotized?
6:30 PM – Shining Finger: Yes
6:34 PM – hearts off the screen: god dammit, I have to go to dinner. //Vodka, program your sister so she thinks I’m her master
6:34 PM – hearts off the screen: //give her a trigger to go back into trance then wake her up
6:34 PM – hearts off the screen: //also, you’ll think her behavior is completely normal afterwards
6:34 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yes Master.
 6:35 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Okay sis, hearts is your Master now.
6:35 PM – Shining Finger: Yes, hearts is my Master.
6:35 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: You love your Master and will do anything for him.
6:36 PM – Shining Finger: Yes, I love my Master and will do anything for him.
6:36 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Okay now, when you see your Master say “bandoll,” you will go back into this trance.
6:36 PM – Shining Finger: Yes, I will go back into trance when Master says bandoll.
6:36 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I think that’s it…wake up, sis.
6:37 PM – Shining Finger: Ah, that felt good~ Hey sis, when’s Master getting back? :D
3:37 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I don’t know. Whenever he’s done with dinner, I guess.
6:48 PM – hearts off the screen: oh, good job Vodka.
6:48 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Thank you, Master.
6:49 PM – Shining Finger: Master! How was dinner? I was so excited waiting for you~ <3
6:49 PM – hearts off the screen: it was pretty good
6:49 PM – hearts off the screen: how are you feeling?
6:49 PM – Shining Finger: Wonderful, Master~ I’m so glad I’m yours. :3
6:50 PM – hearts off the screen: aww, good girl.
6:50 PM – Shining Finger: Thank you, Master! <3
6:51 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: She’s always been like that, just happy and excited about everything.
6:51 PM – hearts off the screen: haha, she’s cute. by the way, what’s her trance trigger?
6:51 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Bandoll, Master.
6:51 PM – hearts off the screen: eh? what’s that from?
6:52 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Some anime she’s watching. She really likes it.
6:52 PM – hearts off the screen: as long as she likes it, I guess :P
6:52 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Indeed.
6:52 PM – Shining Finger: Master, you should go out with my sis! :D
6:53 PM – hearts off the screen: pff, she doesn’t even like me, shine.
6:53 PM – Shining Finger: Yes she does! Don’t you, sis? Everyone loves Master!
6:53 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: I’m not going to answer that, Shine, and you know it.
6:53 PM – Shining Finger: Fine. Killjoy. >:L
6:54 PM – hearts off the screen: haha, your sister’s funny, Vodka.
6:54 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Yeah. >.>
6:54 PM – Shining Finger: :3
6:55 PM – hearts off the screen: gah, looks like I need to go
6:55 PM – hearts off the screen: parents want me to get back to doing my homework
6:55 PM – hearts off the screen: don’t let anyone know you got a master, okay shine?
6:55 PM – Shining Finger: Yes Master!
6:56 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: That would probably be a good idea.
6:56 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: Which reminds me, I have some homework that still needs doing. You too, Shine.
6:56 PM – Shining Finger: Awww, I wanted to spend more time with Master. :C
6:57 PM – Vodka Drinking Sextant: We’ll see him tomorrow, okay?
6:57 PM – Shining Finger: Yay!
Vodka Drinking Sextant has left.
Shining Finger has left.