wao so shota

Wow generic shota shenanigans! What silly, zany things will the protagonist do next!? Obviously, something completely silly and cute! What did he do? That's of little importance because nobody cares what he did! But he looked cute while doing it! I'm going to use a lot of exclamations to make it sound energetic! And sometimes even tildes~

He cries rainbows and shits out happiness.

(No, this is not what he actually posted in the pastebin, but pretend that the actual story encompasses the ideas above.)