Dampe's Grave, Part 3

<DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM> *Recap - Last you were here, you unearthed a grave containing Christopher Belmont. He aided you for a battle/trap by getting an Armos to infinite loop-kill itself by trying to counterattack a guillotine. He then disappeared. You also managed to talk a Darknut Soul into joining your party.*
<DarknutSoul> I am at your command, Red Enrics.
* DarknutSoul hovers around around along with Dampe.
<Dampe> Hey, where'd that Sheikah fella go? I don't see him anywhere.
<DM> *Kirran appears to have also mysteriously disappeared.*
<Red_Enrics> Hmm
<DM> *The door to the north is unlocked.*
<DM> *The door to the west was where you came from, and the one to the east is where you found Christopher Belmont.*
<Red_Enrics> Well Noly's energy seems to have drained, so she won't be with us for a while. (In other words, I'm too lazy to shell her.)
<DM> (hahahahah)
<Dex> AVAST!
<Dex> Treasure?
<Dampe> So ya little whipper snappers, where er' we goin'?
<Dampe> We headin' up this 'oor 'ere to tha north?
<Dex> TOO MANY LETTERS DROPPED!
<DM> *Dampe says - Are we heading up this door here to the north?*
* Dampe sneezes.
<Vincent_Valentine> "heading up this door."
<Dex> Sure?
<Vincent_Valentine> ...
<Vincent_Valentine> SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB.
* Vincent_Valentine ducks.
<Dampe> Weird... I feel like mah words were repeat'd 'round da room.
<Dex> So where too?
<Vincent_Valentine> "The real question is, how the hell do I head up the door?"
<Dampe> Wot?
<Red_Enrics> Simple
<Dampe> Well, ya just....
<Red_Enrics> You walk up to thee door
<Red_Enrics> and pushed it open
* Dampe tries to push open the door to the north, but his hand phases through it.
* Red_Enrics walks up to the door and pushes against it
<Dampe> Well, ya know, wi'out the ghosty stuff.
<DM> *The door opens.*
* BlueShell flies into the room carrying a large boom-box, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 begins playing.
<Dex> Who goes first?
* Dampe wanders through the door.
<Red_Enrics> DarknutSoul man, come on!
<DarknutSoul> Yes?
<DM> *You hear Dampe's voice from the next room - "Well, there's no traps, so come on in."*
* Vincent_Valentine enters the next room.
* Dex follows.
<DM> *You head through the door and enter a two-floored prison, with some ladders leading up to the upper level.*
<DM> *A soul from the side appears. He seems to have the look of a Hylian Guard.*
<GuardSoul> Halt! By the Order of the Royal Family, you are to state your profile and what business you have here! If you do not reply or do not give me the right answers, I will banish you from this grave.
<Dex> My card sir.
* Dex hands the soul a card.
* GuardSoul is unable to touch the card but looks over it.
* GuardSoul looks at the group in general and feels questionable - A man with red eyes, a Hylian, a small Lizalfos, the ghost of a gravekeeper, and the soul of a Darknut.
<GuardSoul> You seem suspicious.
* GuardSoul tries to swat the card away, but his hand phases right through it.
<Vincent_Valentine> ". . ."
<GuardSoul> Then, by the Order of the Royal Family, I hereby banish you from this grave! Leave, or....
* GuardSoul tries to reach for something, but does not appear to have it.
<GuardSoul> ... where'd my spectral blade go...
<Dex> My credentials are clearly stated on the card.
<GuardSoul> . . .
<GuardSoul> ... you may stay.
<Dampe> Hey, you're familiar with this place, aren't ya?
<GuardSoul> Yes.
<Dex> Look I had this thing laminated and everything.
<GuardSoul> I'm sorry, but I do not recognize your your... credentials.
<Dex> "Professional Adventure and Dooer of Things That Need Doing"
<Dex> You need anything done my friend?
* GuardSoul continues to be confused.
<Dex> Special rate just for you.
<Dampe> Where is the portal that allows ghosts to pass on from this world to the next?
* GuardSoul is confused by Dex and just answers Dampe instead.
<GuardSoul> At the end of this temple. Just continue past this prison, and the rest of the way should be clear.
<Dampe> Thank ye kindly, sir.
<GuardSoul> There is a door on the second floor of this prison, on the left side...
* GuardSoul points to the left floor, after the prison cells. There is a door over there, it seems.
<DM> *There are a total of 20 prison cells. 10 per floor, 5 on each side.*
<DM> Lower Floor, Left - A1 through A5
<DM> Lower Floor, Right - B1 through B5
<DM> Upper Floor, Left - C1 through C5
<DM> Upper Floor, Right - D1 through D5
<Red_Enrics> Hmm....
<GuardSoul> When I was stationed here, I was told there were actually 21 prison cells, but as far as I can tell, there are only 20.
<Red_Enrics> That would mean 1 of two things
<Red_Enrics> 1) there's 21 cells, and you overlooked it
<Dex> Secret room?
<Vincent_Valentine> "Well, technically that is true. ... This large central room is the twenty-first cell..."
<Red_Enrics> 2) There's 20 cells
* Vincent_Valentine runs.
<DM> (lol Vincent)
<GuardSoul> I have scoured this prison many times, and I have never found evidence of a 21st prison cell.
<Red_Enrics> Hmmmm
* Vincent_Valentine trips over a random Geodude and tumbles into cell A4.
* Red_Enrics pulls out his Sword(The Basic one)
<Dex> Why is there a prison here?
<Red_Enrics> As an old man once said
<Red_Enrics> "The wall that makes different sound is bombable."
<DM> *You tumble into Cell A4. There appears to be a moldy Red Potion lying there.*
* Red_Enrics starts poking walls
<GuardSoul> This prison is for traitors and those that served Garunoff.
<Red_Enrics> (Because I can. :3)
<GuardSoul> Many were executed, but some remain here.
<Dex> Why are you here?
<DM> *You poke at the walls with your sword, but you do not hear any sound that's distinguishbly different from another.*
<GuardSoul> I remain here at Lord Rokan's request to overlook this place and protect it from vile gravediggers that seek to pillage and steal.
* Vincent_Valentine gets up and dusts himself off.
<GuardSoul> Though, without my Spectral Blade... this is problematic.
<DM> *You hear a voice from A3.
* Vincent_Valentine walks out of the cell and re-enters the central room, ... ". . ."
* Red_Enrics puts away his weapons
<DM> [???]: They say a ghost took over this temple.
<Red_Enrics> Damn, if only Noly wasn't out of energy.
<Red_Enrics> ...wait, who said that?!
<Dampe> I 'unno. Me thinks me 'eard it from dat cell.
* Dampe points to cell A3.
<Red_Enrics> I don't know what that was, but I'm gonna go kick it's ass!
* Red_Enrics runs for Cell A3 with his Scythe out
<DM> *You reach the cell when you see a large stone planted in the ground with the symbol of the Eye of Truth on it.*
* BlueShell lies in the entrance to cell A3.
<DM> *... it appears to be a Gossip Stone.*
* BlueShell flies off.
<Red_Enrics> ...oh. It's one of those thing
<Red_Enrics> *things
* Red_Enrics whacks the Gossip stone to check the time
<GossipStone> TIME.... TIME...
<GossipStone> It is 12:55am.
<Dampe> Man, we've been in here for 8 hours?
* Red_Enrics yawns
<Red_Enrics> Now you tell me, no wonder I've been sleepy for about an hour
<Dampe> I don't really keep track of the time anymore. I'm a ghost, after all.
* Dampe pokes the GossipStone.
<Dampe> Who took over this temple?
* GossipStone rumbles a bit.
<Vincent_Valentine> "Oh noes. Its having an orgy!"
* Vincent_Valentine runs.
<GossipStone> They say it was a phantom from the past.
<Dampe> But who?!
<GossipStone> They say it was a phantom from the past.
* Red_Enrics kicks the GossipStone
<DM> *Gossip Stones are only capable of providing rumors. They usually don't have specific information.*
<Red_Enrics> Useless junk
* GossipStone bounces around a bit.
<GossipStone> They say I am not useless junk.
<Red_Enrics> Gah!
* Vincent_Valentine lights a bomb and sets it next to the GossipStone.
* Vincent_Valentine ducks for cover.
* Red_Enrics ducks as well
<Dampe> *The bomb explodes.*
<Dampe> *After a short delay, the Gossip Stone turns red.*
<GossipStone> ERROR, ERROR
<GossipStone> I AM ERROR
* GossipStone suddenly rockets into the ceiling and explodes!
<Red_Enrics> ....
<Red_Enrics> Well that was pointless
<DM> (someone remembers how bombs interact with Gossip Stones)
<Red_Enrics> (I was about to do it, actually. >.>)
<Red_Enrics> "They say it was a phantom from the past."
<DM> *The ceiling collapses as the contents of C3 fall down.*
<Red_Enrics> WAh?!
<DM> *It appears to be a corpse that hasn't decayed, but it still seems wrinkled. Its face is pointed towards the floor, so you can't really tell what it is.*
<Dex> REDEAD
<Dex> GREAT GODS OF THE GOUGERS RUN!
* Vincent_Valentine high-tails it for the exit.
<DM> *As Dex screams, it stands up. Mummy wrappings start forming on it as it turns around.*
<DM> (close guess, but close enough)
<Red_Enrics> Relax, guys, it's not a Redead if it hasn't decayed....
<Red_Enrics> But that's...even worse
* Gibdo looks at Red_Enrics and starts walking towards him.
* Red_Enrics is frozen in fear
<DarknutSoul> Sir Red, your orders?
* Dex back attacks it.
<Red_Enrics> Destroy it completely
<DarknutSoul> As you wish.
* DarknutSoul tries to phase through the Gibdo! (Roll Courage)
<DarknutSoul> $23d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 9, 2, 5, 1, 9, 1, 5, 5, 9, 9, 1, 1, 6, 3, 2, 6, 9, 2, 3, 9 and 2. Total: 108. Successes: 12.
<Gibdo> $21d10
<Navi> Gibdo: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 8, 9, 1, 10, 1, 10, 10, 7, 4, 10, 8, 1, 3, 2, 4, 9, 5, 3 and 3. Total: 120. Successes: 15.
* DarknutSoul bounces off of Gibdo's soul.
<Dex> if im attacking from behind what do i roll?
* Gibdo ignores the DarknutSoul and tries to latch onto Red_Enrics! (Roll Power)
<Dex> courage if im using my sword?
<Vincent_Valentine> (Depends on what you're using to attack with.)
<Red_Enrics> GAH!
<Gibdo> $30d10
<Navi> Gibdo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 9, 9, 7, 7, 6, 4, 5, 8, 6, 5, 5, 3, 6, 3, 6, 7, 9, 8, 3, 3, 9, 7, 3, 9, 6, 6, 3 and 10. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
<Gibdo> -3 successes
<Red_Enrics> ...30?!
<Dex> sooo dont attac its power
<Red_Enrics> (Does Shield count in this?)
<DM> (yes)
<Red_Enrics> $19d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 2, 10, 3, 9, 10, 7, 9, 4, 9, 8, 8, 4, 10, 2, 10, 9 and 6. Total: 133. Successes: 17.
<DM> 24 - 17 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 - 3 = 1 damage
* Gibdo successfully latches onto Red_Enrics!
<Red_Enrics> (My armor decreases damage, I love it.)
<Red_Enrics> GAAAAAH!
<DM> Gibdo's stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256.html
<Red_Enrics> 10h.
<Red_Enrics> (I lose 5hp each turn he's latched onto me? o.o)
<DM> (yep)
<DM> (round, actually)
<Red_Enrics> (Fucking shit)
<DM> (Dex, did you wanna try to sneak attack it?
<Dex> yeah
<DM> (roll away)
<Dex> courage right?
<DM> if you're using your sword, yes
<Vincent_Valentine> Again.
<Vincent_Valentine> (Depends on what you're using to attack with.)
<DM> sneak attacks only modify what the target defends with
<Dex> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 2, 4, 7, 2, 6, 3, 2, 6, 10, 5, 4, 4, 1, 4, 9, 6, 2, 8, 9, 6, 2 and 1. Total: 110. Successes: 11.
<Dex> courage
<Dex> by the way
<Red_Enrics> (DM, you must put Gibdos in the Kaizo quest.)
<Dex> oh god thats a bad roll
* Gibdo is unable to defend against Dex's attack.
<DM> (which weapon are you using?)
<Dex> oh sorry
<Dex> jagged edged sword
<Red_Enrics> (Because holy crap, these are already difficult as hell enemies.)
<DM> 11 - 0 = 11/2 = 5.5 rounded = 6/2 = 3 damage, plus bleeding
<DM> (hah, yeah, they're evil)
<Dex> unless youre saying i can use my dagger for the backstab damage ha ha
<Red_Enrics> (10 Gibdos, one battle.)
* Red_Enrics flees
<DM> (too late)
<DM> (lol)
<Dex> ITS COOL DAWG
<Gibdo> 17h, 0m | Bleeding x1
* Dampe is now known as Poe
* Poe sneaks in from above and sneak attacks Dex!
* Poe fires a Drain Blast at Dex! (Roll Wisdom)
<Red_Enrics> (Oh you dick.)
* Vincent_Valentine sees the Poe and sneak-attacks it.
<Dex> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 3, 4, 3, 7, 7, 7, 2, 7, 7, 2, 10, 6, 9, 1, 2, 5 and 9. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
<Poe> $35d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 4, 1, 10, 1, 3, 3, 3, 1, 1, 8, 2, 1, 3, 5, 6, 5, 1, 7, 7, 10, 8, 2, 8, 6, 10, 2, 4, 10, 8, 9, 6, 7 and 10. Total: 189. Successes: 25.
<Dex> jeez
* Vincent_Valentine uses his Axe of Jealousy.
<Vincent_Valentine> $31d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 10, 10, 5, 10, 9, 1, 3, 3, 7, 9, 6, 5, 8, 7, 9, 2, 4, 6, 4, 4, 8, 10, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 9 and 6. Total: 179. Successes: 23.
<DM> 25 - 13 = 12 - 2 = 10 damage, plus you lose 2 magic
<Red_Enrics> (Sneak attack land)
<DM> (uhh, which stat does Axe of Jealousy go against again?)
<Vincent_Valentine> (Courage)
<Vincent_Valentine> (Though its a sneak attack, so it doesn't matter. :P)
<Dex> 4H 6M
<Dex> ow
<DM> Poe, roll average of Wisdom and Courage stats
<Poe> $22d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 9, 3, 10, 2, 9, 6, 9, 3, 6, 2, 4, 9, 2, 1, 7, 8, 9, 3, 2 and 6. Total: 116. Successes: 12.
<DM> 23 - 12 = 9 - 2 = 7 + 1 bleed damage = 8 total damage
<Poe> 5h, ?m | Bleeding x1
<DM> *Roll initiatives!*
<Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Dex> actually i keep forgetting leech
<Dex> id be at 5h
<Dex> not 4
<DM> kay, lol
<Dex> and god damn it i forgot to roll crit chance
<Dex> GUYS REMIND ME JEEZ
<DM> ehh, go ahead and roll it
<Dex> ha ha are you sure?
<DM> yep
<Dex> my chance passed
<Dex> ok
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<Dex> the worst
<DM> nope.avi
<Dex> $init 1d10
<Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Dex> you know what
<DarknutSoul> $init 1d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Dex> i give up
<Poe> $init 1d10
<Navi> Poe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Gibdo> $init 1d10
<Navi> Gibdo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM> (lulz)
* BlueShell drops a boom-box in the room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 is playing on it.
* BlueShell flees.
* Vincent_Valentine is already in there.
* DM pokes Red_Enrics with the fourth wall.
<Red_Enrics> $1d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
<DM> lolfail
<Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (5), Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
* Vincent_Valentine is first with a five?!?!?!
<DM> lol
<DM> low rolls tonight, eh?
<DM> *The gossip stone that exploded earlier pops back up out of the ground again.*
<DM> [Stone]: They say I am, however, useless in battle.
<Red_Enrics> (ROFL)
* Vincent_Valentine hurls a Spiked Boomerang at the Gossip Stone! (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine> $29d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 4, 2, 4, 2, 2, 8, 7, 5, 1, 6, 1, 4, 9, 8, 2, 9, 4, 5, 3, 2, 5, 9, 2, 1, 2, 6 and 7. Total: 133. Successes: 13.
<DM> (lol, seriously?)
<DM> *The boomerang lands in the stone.*
* Vincent_Valentine also chucks this Wooden Sword he's been carrying around at the Gossip Stone as well, giving it a splinter.
<Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Poe: It is your turn now.
<DM> *The stone leans back and flings the spiked boomerang at a random target!*
<Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (5), Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
<DM> $1d6
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<DM> *The spiked boomerang flies at Poe with successes + 3, for a total of 16 successes!*
<Poe> !!!
<DM> (also, Poe and Gibdo took 1 bleed damage at start of round)
<Poe> 4h, ?m | Bleeding x1
<Gibdo> 16h, 0m | Bleeding x1
* Poe overrides the defending roll with Wisdom!
<Poe> $32d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 5, 4, 8, 7, 3, 6, 9, 9, 6, 1, 5, 3, 6, 9, 7, 4, 9, 4, 5, 10, 10, 9, 3, 7, 10, 7, 4, 3, 1 and 5. Total: 184. Successes: 23.
* Poe swats the boomerang away with its lantern, which loses its light.
<Poe> 4h, 0m | Bleeding x1
* Poe fires a Drain Blast at Vincent_Valentine! (Roll Wisdom)
<Poe> $35d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 3, 8, 8, 10, 4, 4, 6, 10, 10, 2, 9, 4, 4, 1, 7, 3, 1, 10, 10, 6, 8, 1, 9, 7, 6, 6, 1, 1, 9, 6, 9, 9 and 4. Total: 204. Successes: 26.
* Vincent_Valentine crawls into cell B5 and assumes the fetal position.
<DM> *Vincent death count this quest - 2.*
<Vincent_Valentine> $removeme
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
<Poe> 4h, 0m | Bleeding x1
<Poe> $endturn
<Navi> Poe has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
<Red_Enrics> DarknughtSoul! Attack the poe!
<DarknutSoul> Fear not, ally of Sir Red. I shall avenge you, in spirit.
* DarknutSoul tries to phase through Poe! (Roll Courage)
<DarknutSoul> $23d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 7, 4, 10, 9, 1, 4, 7, 1, 3, 5, 4, 8, 3, 9, 7, 1, 5, 5, 9, 4 and 10. Total: 127. Successes: 16.
<DarknutSoul> -4 successes
<Poe> $14d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 6, 7, 9, 5, 4, 10, 7, 7, 7, 5, 6 and 7. Total: 88. Successes: 13.
* Poe is hit but barely manages to hang on.
<DM> oh wait, -4 successes
<DM> derp
* Poe actually manages to avoid DarknutSoul's attack just barely.
* Poe laughs. The laugh bounces off the walls of the prison area and echos.
<Poe> 4h, 0m | Bleeding x1
<Poe> $endturn
<Navi> Poe: Want to end your turn? Wait until it comes up!
<DarknutSoul> 0h, 7m
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
<Red_Enrics> FEAR NOT
<DM> Red_Enrics, roll your base Power or Courage (your choice).
<Red_Enrics> I SHALL...oh right I'm stuck, fuck
<Red_Enrics> me tries to shake off the Gibdo
<Red_Enrics> (Roll courage)
<DM> vs. original successes of the attack
<Red_Enrics> (Including Sword?)
<Red_Enrics> (WAIT WHAT)
<DM> (no, you're rolling your BASE courage or power stat)
<Red_Enrics> (Neither of my stats go up to that many successes though. o.o)
<DM> (technically, you can throw an RP at Gibdo, forcing him to reroll his original roll)
<Red_Enrics> $20d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 6, 6, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7, 3, 5, 2, 3, 1, 7, 4, 2, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 102. Successes: 11.
<Red_Enrics> ugh
<Red_Enrics> can somebody please kill this Gibdo, before it kills me?
<Red_Enrics> 10h
<DM> *You fail to break free of the Gibdo's humpi- I mean latching powers.*
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
<Gibdo> 16h, 1m | Bleeding x1
<Dex> Guess I'd better help.
<Dex> Hookshoting the Gibdo. Roll Courage.
<Dex> $22d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 2, 9, 8, 8, 10, 9, 4, 5, 6, 3, 9, 3, 9, 7, 2, 3, 5, 2, 5 and 4. Total: 119. Successes: 13.
<Dex> im rolling so bad
<DM> *You hookshot to the Gibdo without an issue.*
<Dex> oh
<Dex> cool ok
<Dex> uhhhh
<DM> (It can't do anything currently)
<Dex> Jagged Edged Sword Hookshot Attack of DOOM!
<Dex> Courage
<Dex> $24d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 9, 5, 9, 3, 5, 1, 3, 2, 3, 9, 1, 6, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 3, 5, 9, 5 and 6. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
<DM> +3 successes
<Dex> keks
<DM> (deadly strike)
<Dex> $1d5
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<DM> aww
<Dex> cocksuckers
<Dex> ALSO LEECH
<DM> 18/2 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage, plus another stack of bleeding
<Dex> so +1H for me
<Gibdo> 11h, 1m | Bleeding x2
<Dex> 6H 6M
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Gibdo: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
* Gibdo can't do anything.
<Gibdo> $endturn
<Navi> Gibdo has ended their turn. Poe: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
* Red_Enrics takes 5 damage, and lose 1 MP
* Poe aims its drain blast at DarknutSoul this time! (Roll Wisdom)
<Poe> $35d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 4, 9, 6, 3, 3, 10, 7, 10, 6, 1, 6, 5, 7, 3, 3, 3, 4, 3, 10, 9, 5, 9, 4, 2, 9, 4, 5, 4, 7, 10, 4, 4 and 10. Total: 197. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics> 5h 1m
* Poe loses 9 successes on that.... lulz.
<DarknutSoul> $25d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 8, 9, 5, 3, 9, 9, 6, 9, 9, 7, 2, 6, 9, 3, 6, 4, 8, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3 and 8. Total: 141. Successes: 15.
<DM> ROLLOFF
<Poe> $35d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 1, 3, 3, 9, 6, 2, 6, 6, 4, 1, 3, 3, 8, 5, 7, 6, 1, 2, 9, 9, 8, 9, 1, 8, 2, 4, 2, 5, 7, 3, 1, 3 and 9. Total: 161. Successes: 16.
<Poe> -9 successes
<DarknutSoul> $25d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 7, 9, 2, 5, 7, 2, 5, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 8, 3, 7, 8, 4, 2, 4, 6, 8, 8 and 3. Total: 113. Successes: 12.
<Vincent_Valentine> ... lulz
* DarknutSoul evades the Drain Blast.
* Poe curses DM for forgetting to give it Spirit Vision.
* DM high-fives copy+pasta from the Enemy Database.
* Poe takes 1 bleed damage (derp).
<Poe> 3h, 0m | Bleeding x1
* Gibdo takes 2 bleed damage.
<Gibdo> 9h, 1m | Bleeding x2
<Poe> $endturn
<Navi> Poe has ended their turn. DarknutSoul: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4), Dex (2) and Gibdo (2).
<DarknutSoul> Your orders, Sir Red?
<Red_Enrics> GET THIS GIBDO OFF OF ME
<DarknutSoul> As you wish.
* DarknutSoul tries to phase through Gibdo! (Roll Wisdom)
<DarknutSoul> $23d10
<Navi> DarknutSoul: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 8, 8, 5, 7, 5, 4, 10, 10, 3, 10, 6, 5, 6, 3, 1, 9, 3, 4, 5, 4 and 3. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
<DarknutSoul> -2 successes
* DarknutSoul passes right through Gibdo's mummy wrappings and tears its soul out. The Gibdo loses its grip and falls off of Red_Enrics, decaying to bones and dust.
<Gibdo> $removeme
<Navi> Gibdo has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4) and Dex (2).
<Red_Enrics> FUCK YEAH
<DarknutSoul> 0h, 7m
* Red_Enrics does an Air Guitar solo and highfives DarknutSoul
<DM> *DarknutSoul's hand passes straight through Red_Enrics.*
<DarknutSoul> I have completed the request.
<DarknutSoul> $endturn
<Navi> DarknutSoul has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4) and Dex (2).
<Red_Enrics> Now then, let's get rid of this poe!
<DM> (Note to self - Add shared pain to Tier 3 version of Gibdo)
<Poe> !!!
<Red_Enrics> (wat. o.o)
<DM> (and then add THAT to Kaizo Quest)
* Red_Enrics strikes the Poe with his Scythe. (Roll Courage)
<DM> (Shared Pain, if Gibdo takes damage, the target it's latched onto takes damage as well, and vice versa)
<Red_Enrics> $22d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 6, 9, 4, 2, 3, 10, 3, 8, 3, 5, 6, 5, 4, 1, 10, 1, 2, 7, 3 and 5. Total: 111. Successes: 14.
<Poe> $14d10
<Navi> Poe: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 3, 9, 6, 4, 3, 3, 10, 10, 9, 10 and 7. Total: 90. Successes: 12.
<DM> 14 - 12 = 2 damage
* Poe is hit but manages to hang on a bit.
<Poe> 2h, 0m | Bleeding x2
* Poe 's soul is bleeding internally, it seems.
* Vincent_Valentine yells from the grave. "Just let it ... bleed to death. ..."
<Red_Enrics> 5h 1m
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4) and Dex (2).
<Dex> Kill it or let it bleed out?
<DM> (you could just show him your card)
<Dex> Sir! My card!
* Dex hands the Poe his card.
* Poe looks at Dex's card.
<Poe> Nice... card....
<Dex> Thanks. You know not many people acknowledge that.
<Red_Enrics> Well, there's no reason to not kill him
<Red_Enrics> Go for it, Dex
<Dex> I dunno man, he's got good taste.
* Poe laughs with heavy breathing (poes breathe?).
<Dex> Hey Poe, you wanna work for us?
<Dex> And by us I mean me.
<Poe> You're short.
<Dex> Food and lodgings are included in this deal.
<Red_Enrics> What about me?
<Dex> I'm big where it counts.
<Poe> You're fat.
<Red_Enrics> Gah?!\
<DM> *Poe is seeing partial double vision. In his eyes, all of you are fat.*
<Dex> Also I might be short but I'm also the guy thats NOT killing you right now.
<Poe> And Lizalfos suuuuuuuck.
<Dex> I'm going to be the bigger lizard and assume thats the blood loss talking.
<DM> [Gossip Stone]: They say that you are going to die.
<Red_Enrics> Poes don't bleed
* Vincent_Valentine rolls in his grave.
<Poe> . . .
<Red_Enrics> Nolyghots told me
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Dex's turn. Poe: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Poe (4), DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4) and Dex (2).
<Dex> Pfft.
<Dex> Unfair.
* Poe loses the last of its lifeforce as Dex's card is too grand for its egotistical comprehension.
<DM> (even if you fed it a health potion, it wouldn't work... that scythe gave him Null, and it would've blocked it)
<Poe> $removeme
<Navi> Poe has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: DarknutSoul (4), Red_Enrics (4) and Dex (2).
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<Dex> oh right the scythe
<Dex> i forgot about that
<DM> *Vincent returns from the grave with 1 Heart... again.*
<DM> +30 EXP
<DM> +$30d8 Rupees
<Vincent_Valentine> "Aww, but I was just about to get to the good part..."
<Dex> $30d8
<Red_Enrics> $30d8
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 30 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 8, 4, 7, 6, 4, 2, 6, 7, 7, 4, 6, 6, 8, 3, 4, 1, 3, 7, 6, 3, 6, 1, 5, 3, 7, 8, 3 and 2. Total: 150.
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 30 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 7, 6, 6, 7, 5, 4, 8, 6, 8, 2, 2, 7, 6, 5, 8, 6, 3, 5, 2, 2, 3, 7, 4, 7, 1, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 152.
<Vincent_Valentine> $30d8
<Red_Enrics> HA
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 30 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 7, 4, 8, 3, 3, 1, 3, 4, 3, 7, 8, 8, 1, 1, 7, 7, 3, 7, 2, 8, 8, 4, 5, 8, 4, 8, 5 and 5. Total: 153.
<DM> LOL
<Red_Enrics> Oh god damn it
<DM> $2d6
<Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 5 and 1. Total: 6.
<Vincent_Valentine> $calc 1926+153
<Kefka> 1926+153 = 2,079
<DM> *Poe's Soul Lantern drops, if anyone wants it.*
<Dex> eh id take it
<Dex> i need a new shield
<Dex> also i think im the only one with a non shitty wis stat
<Red_Enrics> BTW
<Red_Enrics> DM
<Red_Enrics> If you look at my EXP, you'll see how lazy I am. :3
<DM> *As you finish the battle, you hear a voice from above. It seems to be coming from the right of the prison cell that the Gibdo came from (C4).*
<DM> (lol)
<Dex> no complaints if i use the lantern?
<Red_Enrics> nope
<Red_Enrics> Planning on Selling mine
<Red_Enrics> If I can. >.>
<DM> [???]: The heck is that racket?! I thought there was someone guardin' this place!
* Dampe returns.
<Dampe> Man, you guys are lookin' in bad shape. I'm startin' ta feel bad haulin' ya guys along n' all, but ya know, da Hero of Legends went through more n' this! Me saw it me self! You guys kin get through this, I believe in ya guys.
<Red_Enrics> Ugh
* Dampe grins, a few of his remaning teeth showing through his ghostly mouth.
<Red_Enrics> If I see one more Gidbo, I'm just gonna friggin light it oon fire
* Vincent_Valentine crawls out of cell B5, his attire is all torn and tattered.
<Dex> The Hero of Legends also had a steady suppy of healing items.
<DM> *There did not appear to be anything in B5.*
<Dex> All he had to do was break pots or rocks and he'd have a chance at hearts.
<Vincent_Valentine> (B5 is where I ended up in the fetal position. >_>)
<DM> [???]: Hey, you guys! I know you idiots can hear me! Get up here and free me, god dangit!
<DM> *It appears to be a rather angry female voice.*
<Dex> How angry are we talking?
<DM> (Eh, more annoyed than angry)
<Dex> Like start a fight annoyed?
* Vincent_Valentine looks around for a way up.
<Red_Enrics> If you're a Poe, then Nolyghots would enjoy your company!
<Dex> Bah fine.
<Dex> Throw me up there.
<DM> *There's a ladder to the second floor, which is just a long platform.*
<Dex> Not as fun.
* Vincent_Valentine starts crawling towards the ladder.
<DM> [???]: Poes? I ain't one of those freaks like that freak next to me. PLEASE tell me you killed it, his cackling was driving me NUTS!
<DM> *The ladder is bit rusty, but it seems stable.*
* Vincent_Valentine begins pulling himself up the ladder, one rung at a time.
<DM> *You manage to get up the ladder, despite your near-deadness. Man, you're looking ghostly pale there, Vincent.*
* DM ruuuuuuuuuuuns.
* BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the ocean! Do I hear Jaws music? «14,729»)
* Dex jumps on to Red's back.
<Dex> Up we go.
<Red_Enrics> gah!
<DM> *The section of the platform next to C3 seems to be alright, despite C3's floor being crumbled.
* Vincent_Valentine slowly pulls himself along the platform, using the bars of each cell.
<DM> *As you move past C1, you hear voices whispering directly into your head. You can't seem to tell what they're saying though.*
<Dex> If only we had a way to communicate with the dead.
<Dex> Some kind of gem.
* Vincent_Valentine ". . ." stops and looks around. "Any of yous hear that?"
<DM> [???]: Hey. ... HEY! I hope whoever's out there didn't die! I need to get revenge on my sis, so hurry over and here and free me!
<Dex> You check out the noise. I'll check out the voice.
* Dex wanders over to the voice.
<Dex> ??? ?
<DM> *You wander next to where the voice is coming from. Looking in, you see a soul hovering over the ground.*
<DM> [???]: WHAT?! A FRIGIN' LIZARD?! FFFFFFF SERIOUSLY?!
* Vincent_Valentine groans in agony; "Alright."
<DM> [???]: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TWO FEET TALL!
<Dex> Fine then. Be that way. I'll just go check out somewhere else.
<DM> *The soul itself is also less than 2 feet tall.*
* Red_Enrics snaps his finger
<Red_Enrics> NOPE
<DM> [???]: WAIT, wait....
<Dex> Have fun hanging out in this cell.
<DM> [???]: Umm... uhhhh..... please? Please stay?
<Red_Enrics> He's a big ol' lizard, get you facts straight.
<DM> *Her voice switches from agitated to pleading.*
* Vincent_Valentine unequips his Spirit Switch and activates his Spirit Gem; his soul departs from his body and floats away. The body topples over limply.
<Dex> Fine. What is it.
<Vincent_Valentine> 1h, 3m.
<DM> [???]: Free me. I'm stuck from this frigin' chain.
<DM> *You look at her soul, but... you don't see a chain.*
<Dex> Yeeeah not seeing a chain.
* Vincent`s_Soul floats over to cell C4.
<DM> *You (Vincent) see a ghostly chain connecting from the soul to the ground.*
<Dex> So you say you're chained?
<DM> [???]: Hey, souly guy there! I know you see it! Can ya break it?
* Vincent`s_Soul looks at the ghostly chain, confuzzled.
* Vincent`s_Soul begins powering up a spell.
* Vincent`s_Soul tries Psi Flare on the chain.
<Vincent`s_Soul> $4d10
<Navi> Vincent`s_Soul: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 8 and 2. Total: 22. Successes: 3.
<Vincent_Valentine> 1h, 2m.
<DM> *The PSI Flare hits the chain. The chain partially melts, but it's not completely broken.*
<Dex> I think I can free you.
<Dex> Gimme a sec.
<DM> *There's a bit of fire from where the PSI Flare hit, causing the chain to be partially visible to Dex.*
<Dex> I attack the chain?
<Dex> with my sword?
<Dex> $24d10
<DM> (go for it)
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 6, 8, 1, 1, 8, 3, 2, 9, 3, 10, 8, 1, 8, 9, 3, 2, 10, 8, 10, 6, 6 and 6. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
<DM> *Your sword passes right through the chain and hits the ground with a CLANG! The chain seems to still be there.*
<DM> [???]: You little li- *sighs* ... hit the chain with a spell. Physical attacks aren't gonna scratch it.
* Dampe wanders in with his ghostly shovel.
<Dampe> Hmm, me wonders if dis can do it...
* Vincent`s_Soul tries to tug on the chain.
* Dampe thwacks the chain with his shovel a few times. After the third time, the chain breaks.
<DM> *The soul starts wandering around freely.*
<Dex> There see. Told you.
<DM> [???]: Ah, freedom.. THANK YOU! *She glares at Dex* .... thanks, Liz-zy.
<DM> *A ticking noise seems to be emanating from the cell itself.*
<Dex> Yeah no problem.
<Kefka> SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB!
* Kefka ducks.
<Red_Enrics> Heeh, Lizzy is a girl's name. :3
* Vincent`s_Soul flees from the cell.
* DarknutSoul runs.
* Dampe runs away too.
<Dex> Lizalfos aren't sensitive to the nuances of hylian gender specific names.
<DM> [???]: Da heck is that ticking nois-
<Red_Enrics> Wait, why is everybody running?
* Dex runs away on principle.
<DM> *At once, C4 explodes!*
<Red_Enrics> Well you guys are wusses, nothing is gonna-WAH?!
<DM> *Red, you weren't next to the cell, so you're safe.*
<DM> *The soul is engulfed in the explosion, but it comes out fine moments later.*
* Vincent_Valentine 's body is limp next to cell C1.
<DM> [???]: Whew. Good thing I'm a Wizzrobe soul... otherwise that woulda killed me.
* LizzytheDizzy is now known as KamikazeKoopa
<DM> *The soul "turns" (rotates? I dunno, it's a floating blob of soul) to Red and the DarknutSoul.*
<DM> [???]: How the **** did you get a Darknut's Soul to follow you?
* Dex slides back over to the remains of the cell to poke around.
<DarknutSoul> Sir Red is my commander.
* Dex pokes around.
<DM> *There does not appear to be anything left in the cell. It's what happens when ya mess with C4, after all.*
<Dex> any holes into the next cell?
<Red_Enrics> Oh right, yes I am
<DM> *The walls of the cell are cracked open.*
* Vincent`s_Soul floats around.
<DM> [???]: So who're ya all, anyways? Kinda surprised ya didn't just shoot me when I mentioned I was a Wizzrobe Soul. Thought everyone naturally hated Wizzrobes.
* Vincent`s_Soul wants to seek revenge on a particular poe...
* Dex shrugs. "I'm a Lizalfos. I only care when something is trying to kill me."
<DM> [???]: Huh. Cool.
<Dex> My card.
<DM> [???]: Name's Elnmerada. Any chance ya guys know my sis, Mezzmerada?
* Dex hands Elnmerada his card.
<DM> *She looks at Dex's card.*
<Dex> I'm particularly proud of that one there.
* Dex points it out.
<Elnmerada> Huh... I see...
<Dex> Not many people can do that you know.
<Dex> AND *I* can use both thumbs.
<Elnmerada> What, ya think the world is blind or somethin'?
* Elnmerada looks at Dex. He CAN.
* Dex wiggles his thumb claws.
<Elnmerada> ... that's... interesting. Never heard of a lizalfos that could do that.
<Dex> You've probably never even tried to talk to a Lizalfos.
<Elnmerada> Hah, Lizalfos... I used to command an army of them in the past, but man, they're frigin' morons!
<Elnmerada> Well, maybe not you...
<Dex> Depends on the Clan.
<Elnmerada> Tried attackin' Goron City, yeah? We outnumbere'd 'em like, 3 to 1, and guess what? They just ran away! Ol' Ganondorf had to send in Volvolgia cause the Lizalfos were so dumb.
<Dex> Sounds like Clan Rockkicker. If you got them from up around Goron City way.
<Elnmerada> I HATE soldiers that can't take orders. GRR!
<Dex> Not the brightest group.
* Dampe chips in.
<Dampe> Mezzmerada, you say? I didn't know Wizzrobes had families... I thought they were just creations of magic.
<Elnmerada> Wha- REALLY?! You racist, dingy liddle gravekeeper!
<Red_Enrics> Hmm
<Dampe> Dingy?!
<Red_Enrics> I may have read about her in a book once, but that's about it
<Dampe> Hmph. This Wizzrobe ain't worth me time. Me gonna go check da other cells.
<Dex> Says the Wizrobe who thought Lizalfos were all moronic cannon fodder.
* Dampe wanders off.
<Elnmerada> . . .
<Elnmerada> Touche.
<Elnmerada> Hmm, Mezz, yeah, she's a little *****.
<Red_Enrics> But it was a few years ago, back when I was a- *Sees DarknutSoul* ...wee lad.
<Elnmerada> Huh.
<Red_Enrics> (We don't want DarknutSoul knowing that Red isn't a Darknut, right? :3)
<Elnmerada> Well, there twas a group formin' like, two years back, yeah?
<Elnmerada> HAVEN for us lost troops of Ganondorf that didn't have shelter anywhere! So yeah, I wanted in, but NOOOO
<Red_Enrics> (Hell, Red is actually wearing his recruit outfit to make it more believable. >.>)
<Elnmerada> Frigin' Mezz tricked me into thinkin' this place was the meeting place, and guess what? She stole my robe and chained my soul here!
<Elnmerada> That UNBELIEVABLE kniving *****!
<Elnmerada> I'm gonna get my robes back, find her and KILL her when I find her!
<Elnmerada> SCREW them all, it can't take me anymore!
<Dex> Why do you keep saying asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk?
<Elnmerada> Say what?!
<Dex> Asterisk.
<DM> *Everything controlled by me appears to be copying my inability to actually use cuss words.*
<Elnmerada> ****
<Dex> That cunt!
<Dex> Anyway.
<Red_Enrics> WOAH MAN
<Red_Enrics> LANGUAGE
<Red_Enrics> fuck!
<Red_Enrics> (:3)
<Dex> ANYWAY.
<Dex> If you'd noticed my card said "Dooer of Things That Need Doing!" soooooo... is there maybe something we could DO for you.
<Elnmerada> Yeah, sure! Find a Wizzrobe and knock it out so I can take its robes!
<Elnmerada> Heck, if yer cool 'nough, find me a place ta stay after this too, yeah?
<Dex> Anyone got any spare Wizzrobe whizz robes?
* Dampe returns from his roaming.
<Dampe> Hey, there's some other souls still layin' 'round. Check out B1, C2, and D3.
<Dex> TIME SAVER!
<Dex> Let's go see what they want.
<Elnmerada> What, the Gerudo punks? Screw them!
* Vincent_Valentine floats over to D3.
* Vincent_Valentine is denied by limpness.
* Vincent`s_Soul floats over to D3.
<DM> *Your soul floats over to D3, where you see a soul bound to a skeleton with tattered Gerudo clothing.*
* Dex walks over to D3.
<DM> *You hear the soul saying something...*
<GerudoSoul> Where is it, WHERE IS IT?! We killed the bird, the bird had it all along, but it's GONE now!
* Dampe wanders over.
<Dampe> Yeah, I tried talkin' to her, but she just keeps sayin' that same thing o'er and over 'gain.
<Dex> What bird?
<GerudoSoul> The bird? THE GREAT BIRD, of course!
* Vincent`s_Soul floats into the cell through the bars.
<Dex> Great as in big or great as in a really good bird?
<GerudoSoul> We led it to the desert, we killed it in the storm, it HAD it, but then it disappeared!
<Dex> Probably big then.
<GerudoSoul> A massive bird. One as large as this prison and all of its cells....
<Dex> What's the it that you had?
<GerudoSoul> The it? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "IT" IS?
<GerudoSoul> Power. It had POWER. The mark was there, WE SAW IT! But then it was gone. WHERE IS IT?
<Dex> IT is a pretty general pronoun.
<GerudoSoul> WHERE'D IT GO? It's POWER, HOW can it just be GONE?
* Vincent`s_Soul ". . ." floats away towards B1.
<GerudoSoul> Where is it, WHERE IS IT?! We killed the bird, the bird had it all along, but it's GONE now!
<DM> *She seems to be repeating herself again.*
<Dex> Maybe you didn't actually get it?
<DM> *You float towards B1 and see another soul chained to a skeleton. The clothing is nearly disitegrated, but there's two broken scimitars next to it. They look like they belong to a Gerudo.*
* Dex quietly shuffles away from the crazy soul.
* DM reminds Vincent of Death Release, by the way.
<DM> *Her soul seems to be a bit more quiet, but there's a light cackle coming from her soul.*
<Dex> Are all the dead here crazy?
<Elnmerada> Hah, what'd ya expect? It's a prison, and everyone 'xcept fer me is dead!
<Red_Enrics> Damn it, Noly, why'dya have to sleep now?
<DM> *Noly grumbles in her sleep... "Mmm... chicken."*
* Vincent`s_Soul approaches the soul, "Hello there."
* Red_Enrics kicks DM out of the window. ;~;
<GerudoSoul> *laughter* Heh, pestilent fools! You'll never defeat Garunoff. His Power reigns supreme.
<DM> *Her laughter becomes out of control.*
<Dex> I'm not pestilent.
<GerudoSoul> ALL HAIL LORD GARUNOFF, KING OF KYRULE!
<DM> *HYRULE
<Dex> KYRULE!
* DM slaps the GerudoSoul with the fourth wall, but it doesn't seem to phase her.
<Red_Enrics> GERUDOSOUL LADY
<Red_Enrics> Garunoff is dead. :3
<GerudoSoul> I may have fallen, but HE must've reigned SUPREME by now!
<Dex> Nope.
<Dex> Not at all.
* Red_Enrics punches Dex
<GerudoSoul> HAH! No one can stop him.
<Red_Enrics> *Whisper* Damn it, dude.
* Dex ducks.
<GerudoSoul> You're just lying to yourselves because you can't fathom his POWER!
<Dex> Dude it's not like she's really listening.
<Dex> Check it.
<Red_Enrics> DarknutSoul, slap her for me, so she'll pay attention
<Dex> ACTUALLY we serve Garunoff.
* DarknutSoul slaps her.
<GerudoSoul> Oh? Do you?
<Red_Enrics> What Dex said
<Dex> Oh yeah.
<GerudoSoul> Garunoff, he won then? HE DID WIN, yes?
<Dex> Check me out I'm an evil Lizalfos. Grrrrr.
<Dex> And would we be NOT serving the King if we had a Wizzrobe with us?
<Dex> I think we both know the answer to that.
<Elnmerada> Sup.
<GerudoSoul> Hahahahahah... so.... those Sheikah were of help, after all.
<Dex> (i have no idea what im doing)
<GerudoSoul> ALL HAIL LORD GARUNOFF, KING OF HYRULE! HIS POWER REIGNS SUPREME!
<Dex> A little yes. I'm not privilaged enough to know exactly what the Sheikah were supposed to do.
<Elnmerada> See? They're frigin' nutcases. Just kill their souls already.
<Dex> Maybe you could fill us in?
* Nolyghots yawns
<Nolyghots> What'd I miss?
* Vincent`s_Soul is utterly confused and just ... dies. on the spot.
<Nolyghots> AH!
* Nolyghots tries to wake up Vincent's_Soul
<GerudoSoul> The Sheikah aided us to victory. They were HELPLESS to Lord Garunoff. HE IS SURPREME!
* DM is repeating herself at this point.
<DM> .... wait.
<Dex> god damn it
<DM> *GerudoSoul is repeating herself at this point.*
<Dex> why do you guys let me do this
<Red_Enrics> (rofl)
<Elnmerada> Hey, wanna visit a soul that's not so happy?
<Nolyghots> Woah! Crazy lady! Be quiet for a second!
<Dex> DO I EVER!
* Elnmerada points to the one in C2.
<Elnmerada> Crazy lady?
* Elnmerada glares through her souly eyes at Nolyghots.
<Nolyghots> I was talking to the Gerudo. >.>
<Nolyghots> Plus, glaring doesn't scare me
<Elnmerada> Shut up, you insolent Poe Soul! Frigin' Poes..... wish they'd all just die off already.
<Dex> What up in the C2 hizzy!
<Nolyghots> Well, it does when a guy does...rude ass.
<DM> *You see the soul in C2 muttering something over and over. You can't hear it from outside the cell.*
<Dex> Yeah? Well I'm not going in there.
* Red_Enrics peeks inside Cell C2
<DM> *It's another soul. The skeleton is broken in half, but soul remains in tact.*
<Nolyghots> Regardless, you can't really call me insolent...not unless you want to get murdered by Red over here.
<Elnmerada> Psh! I ain't afraid of that sleepy guy there.
* Red_Enrics isn't paying attention to Nolyghots.
<Dex> I'd REALLY prefer if my minions didn't bicker amongst themselves.
* Nolyghots punches Dex
<Nolyghots> I'm not your Minion
<Elnmerada> MINIONS? I will NOT be reduced to the level of a MINION!
<Nolyghots> You know that very well
<Elnmerada> Say that AGAIN and when I turn back into a fully fledged Wizzrobe, I'll zap your soul to pieces!
<Dex> Son I will Spirit Gem myself into your realm and eyegouge you to a second death.
<Elnmerada> . . .
<Elnmerada> ... fair enough. Continue.
<Dex> DONT THINK I WONT
* Elnmerada backs away from Dex.
<Nolyghots> I do don't you won't
<Nolyghots> I don't even have eyes
<Nolyghots> *I do think
<Dex> I straight up killed a greed king.
* Elnmerada looks at Vincent's body.
<Dex> Stole a bandit kings army after murdering him.
<Nolyghots> I straiight up helped kill a greed king
<Elnmerada> Hey... I've seen your kind before. There was one of you guys in that one group before Mezz locked me up.
<Dex> AND GOD DAMN IT NOLY I KILLED YOU SO HARD RED HAD TO LOOK AFTER YOUR DUMB ASS!
<Elnmerada> Can't you send souls to the afterlife or somethin'?
<Dex> Oh thats right!
<Nolyghots> They can only go to the afterlife if their purpose is complete.
<Dex> I don't even need to use the gem.
* Elnmerada pokes Vincent's_Soul.
<Dex> i can release souls too cant i?
<Dex> i have a spirit gem
<Elnmerada> Hey, why don't ya like, send those Gerudo souls to the afterlife? You can do that, right?
<Vincent`s_Soul> Hmm.
* Vincent`s_Soul returns to his limp and fragile body.
<Nolyghots> Vinnnnyyyy~
<Dex> What happens if we take their scimitars?
* Vincent_Valentine crawls into the nearest cell with a soul inside of it.
<DM> *The scimitars are broken and decayed. They're pretty much scrap metal at best at this point.*
<Dex> Scrap sells man.
<DM> (uhh, you were up on C1, so... C2 soul)
<DM> *As you near the soul, you hear the soul muttering something over and over.*
* Nolyghots continues to bicker with Elnmerada
<GerudoSoul> We lost, we lost... Rokan was a trap. We shouldn't have killed him. We shouldn't have trusted them...
* Vincent_Valentine targets the half-broken Skeleton and begins charging Death Release.
<GerudoSoul> It was a trap. Why did we trust them?
<Nolyghots> What was a trap?
<GerudoSoul> Rokan... we killed him. But it was... a trap.
<DM> *Ackbar approves.*
* BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed near two bears mating! This could get ugly! «14,738»)
<DM> woooooooaaaaaaaah
<DM> don't approve of this, man
<Nolyghots> Who is them?
<GerudoSoul> They betrayed us. They....
<Vincent_Valentine> "They?"
<GerudoSoul> They... them. They had the Eye.
<Dex> The Shiekah maybe?
<GerudoSoul> How could They betray us?
<Dex> Double agents?
<Dex> Other minions of the king of kyrule?
<GerudoSoul> We lost... it was... a trap, all along.
<DM> *She's repeating herself too.*
<Elnmerada> Man, how frigin' long does it take for you to charge that? Just send him off already, geez!
<Dex> Soooo Gerudo were betrayed and lured into a trap.
* Vincent_Valentine sends the corpse off to the afterlife.
<Red_Enrics> But by who?
<Dex> So either the king betrayed them or the Sheikah who claimed to be on their side betrayed them.
<Dex> That's my guess anyway.
<DM> *She stops repeating herself. A magic portal opens beneath the skeleton and engulfs it.*
<DM> *As she becomes part of the magical realm, you hear her say one more thing...
<Dex> I hope its plot relevent.
<GerudoSoul> Ah, so I am free now... I hope... They are able to do their job. Garunoff will return. He will...
<DM> *She fades away.*
<DM> *Vincent recovers 15 Hearts and Magic!*
<Red_Enrics> "they"?!
<Red_Enrics> ...Guys
* Vincent_Valentine feels the Lifestream flowing through him again, and regains his strength.
<DM> *The portal to the Lifestream closes.*
<Red_Enrics> I get the feeling that we'll be meeting this "Garunoff" person very soon
<Dex> You'd think.
* Vincent_Valentine musters up the strength to pull himself to his feet.
<Elnmerada> Garunoff? Hmm, this is the Old Shadow Temple, yeah?
<Dex> Ok so let's free the rest of the souls I guess.
<Red_Enrics> Assuming we don't figure out who "they" are first.
<Vincent_Valentine> "One down. Two to go."
<Dex> Since everything seems to be pushing us to do that.
<Dex> And by "we" I mean Vince.
<Elnmerada> His corpse is in the deepest prison, or so I heard.
<Vincent_Valentine> "Might as well do such a thing, next cell?"
<Dex> TO THE UNDEAD COMPLAINERS!
* Vincent_Valentine walks over to cell B1.
<Red_Enrics> This is why I hate politics.
* Dex waits for Vincent to do his thing.
<DM> *The soul in B1 is still hailing Garunoff quite loudly.*
* Vincent_Valentine targets the corpse in B1 and begins channeling Death Release, which goes by a bit quicker this time.
* DM time-skips to where the corpse goes into the Lifestream.
* Vincent_Valentine releases the corpse into the Lifestream.
<Dex> Deathriver.
<GerudoSoul> Oh, so he failed? Heheh... that's fine. He'll return. We planned it all around. He will... return... and when he does, the Gerudo will rise once again. ALL HAIL GARUNOFF!
<DM> *Her soul is freed into the Lifestream.*
<Red_Enrics> Oh god damn it, what is this plan?!
<Dex> Wait. Aren't the Gerudo already risen?
* Vincent_Valentine goes over to D3 and performs the same feat.
<DM> *You feel 18 Hearts and Magic overflowing through your body, which your body is unable to really do anything with. You could probably channel it into Dex or Red_Enrics.*
* Vincent_Valentine channels that into Red_Enrics.
<Red_Enrics> HAIL YEAH
<DM> *In the cell in D3, you notice some writing in blood on the wall: "D3 SUUUUUUUCKS"*
* Red_Enrics gets fully restored.
* Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Super Mario 64! «14,739»)
<DM> lulz
<DM> *As this soul passes onto the lifestream, she thanks you.*
* BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a chicken! «14,740»)
<DM> Cucco Kick Count - 3
<DM> 1 left to go
* Nolyghots flies around...and sees a Cuccoo?!
<Nolyghots> So um, guys
<GerudoSoul> Thank you. Now, perhaps when Garunoff returns, he can find what went missing. Power... the Golden Power...
<Nolyghots> Is it normal for a Cucco to be in a Shadow temple?
<DM> *The Gerudo finds peace in the lifestream. 16 more Hearts and Magic channels through your body, which can be channeled towards someone else.*
* Vincent_Valentine channels those hearts and magic to Dex.
* Dex flexes.
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a pile of leaves! «14,741»)
<DM> *The leaves swirl around Dex as his life returns to him. The leaves then grow bored of Dex and fall back to the ground lifelessly.*
* Dex kicks the leaves around a bit.
* Dex makes a leaf angel.
* Dex decides to leaf well enough alone.
<Elnmerada> FINALLY! Those frigin' souls shutting up for god's sake.
* Dex ponders branching out a bit.
* Nolyghots picks of the Cucco and flies around with it.
<Red_Enrics> *up
<Dampe> So, should we search around the cells more or head to the next room?
<DM> (By the way, Death Release can't be used on Dampe, Elnmerada, Nolyghots or DarknutSoul. It has to target to corpse.)
<Vincent_Valentine> (I know)
<DM> (kay)
<Vincent_Valentine> (I am juggling like 4 different things at once.)
<Dampe> Man, if only ye could use that fer me... wouldn't have to go to the end. But now... I'm curious. I wanna know what's lyin' in this temple.
<Nolyghots> Hey! Wizzrobe Lady!
<Nolyghots> Did you know this Cucco was here?
<Elnmerada> Cuccoo? You mean those minions of pure evil that even Ganondorf couldn't control?
<Dex> We can't just dig up your body?
* DM hides the cuccoo behind the fourth wall. You saw nothing.
<Nolyghots> (Damn it DM!)
<Dampe> Eh, ah wish. Me body's decayed to dirt.
<Nolyghots> (Pause at Noly's last line)
<DM> (kay)
<Nolyghots> WIZZROBE LADY IS A BUTT.
<Elnmerada> WHY YOU LITTL-
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
<Red_Enrics> :3