RU is love, RU is life

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the Rarely Used tier so much I had 11 accounts in the ladder's top 10
>I pray to RUTL Molk every night before bed, thanking him for the quality tier I've been given
>"RU is love" I say, "RU is life"
>kokoloko hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he's just jealous I don't give a fuck about his tier
>I called him a cunt
>He changes my forum name and sends me Battling 101
>I'm crying now, and RU pride hurts
>I lay in bed, and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touching me
>It's Molk
>I'm so happy
>He whispers in my hear, "those accounts on top of the RU ladder are mine"
>He grabs me with his Ambipom hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Molk
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for RU
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his Choice Specs boosted Boomburst
>I want to please Molk
>He screams about scrubs using Claydol and Hitmonchan on the ladder as he fills my butt with his Sticky Web
>kokoloko walks in
>Molk looks him straight in the eyes and says
>"YOUR TIER'S OPEN WAS WON BY A RU COUNCIL MEMBER"
>Molk leaves through my window
>"RU is love, RU is life"