Yuyu Kankan [Typeset]

Yuyu Kankan Translation
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>??? #1: What wonderful hot water.
>??? #2: Indeed...
>??? #1: How Peaceful
>??? #2: Indeed...
>[Claaaaack]
>Kako: You two, it's time to sortie.
[Inbanuma Naval District - The Steamy Bath Story]

>Kako: You've been marinating in there for two weeks! The Deployment Order's come down!
 >[Kako: This is beyond taking your time!]
>??? #1: Mmm.... | Even if you say that...
>??? #1: Isn't the Event (note: operation may be more apt) over....? Aren't these just everyday assignemnts?
>[bubbles]
 >Kako: Well...while that is indeed the case...
>??? #1: We conscientiously object against warmongering...
>??? #1: Prototypes!
>Kako: Are you trying to say Propaganda....?
 >??? #1: Yes, that.
>???#1: Speaking of which.... who are you?
>[???#1: Were you an event drop? (literally: are you new?)]
>Kako: What?!

>Kako: I'm Kako!!
>Kako: I've been here since the early days of the Naval District! I've been your Senpai this whole time!
>Kako: Give me some respect! Respect!!
>??? #2: It's like how the old farts in a corporation and the new blood don't get along very well.
>[??? #1: Oh--...?]
>Kako: Now you're just putting salt on the wound!
>??? #1: Oh, I got it! You're the transformer with the eye beam!!
>[Furutaka: Optic Blast! (lmao it's some sentai shit, do I look like I'm from /m/? See http://img-cdn.jg.jugem.jp/a7d/386291/20111212_1010847.jpg The nip name is 外道照身霊波光線)]
>Kako:  You sure are taking this seriously... but that person is FURUTAKA! >??? #2: Mm~~ Furutaka-kun~
>[??? #1: Slap]
>??? #1: Ahahahahaha! | I see the resemblance!
>[Kako: Grinding teeth]
>Furuhata Ninzaburo, huh...(note: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furuhata_Ninzabur%C5%8D  古畑任三郎) I'm not like that! Stop it right now, newbies!

>??? #1: Speaking of which, those daily errands or whatever....uhh....
>??? #1: Isn't it better if you go?
>??? #1: Grind some levels and then get back to us.
>Kako: ...these fuckers....
>??? #1: But maybe I could catch the snapping turtles that are growing around the Naval District?
>Kako: What is that? Some kind of limited Inbanuma daily quest? | Stop fucking around and head over to exercises!
>??? #2: If it comes to catching things, isn't Hiei all enthusiastic about it?
>[Hiei: Spirit!]
>[??? #1: nom nom nom]
>??? #1: If that girl eats one of these she's going to attack Kongou again.
>[* It looks kind of tasty, but it's really dangerous]
>Kako: Stop eating.
>Kako: When you're done playing, could you hurry over to Fleet Exercises?
>??? #1: my spirits are rising?
>[shi shi shi shi (note: sound effect, don't know what it indicates)]
>Kako: Okay, now stay like that into the night battle.

>??? #1: Speaking of which, why aren't you going? | You sick or summat?
>Kako: [Teeth grinding]
>Kako: So noisy....The Admiral didn't plan for me to go!
>[*Bursting into tears]
>Kako: I'm done! I'm so done! Let's resign, Furutaka! From this batshit Naval District!
>Kako: Let's get out of here! Let's find somewhere we can live out our lives together peacefully, the two of us!
>Kako: FUrutaka~!!
>[Kako: Uwahhhh]
>Kako: BRUTUSSS!! (note: that's what it said in Japanese, but the chinese translator went with TRAITOR. You could go with Et tu, Brute too)
 >[* Crack]

>Kako: I can't do this on my own!!
>??? #2: So noisy....
>??? #1: Ah, by the way....
>??? #1: Who are you?
>??? #2: Ohhh! So I didn't say!
>Kako: You've been together for two weeks and you haven't figured out who the other person is! It's a goddamn christmas miracle!
>??? #2: This one is Tone.
>??? #2/Tone: And you are?
 >Kako: You don't know either?!
 >[Ding~~~]
>??? #1: This one is Nagato.
 >Kako: That's not right....That's quite a funny pose.

>Nagato: Well, either way, since we're.....uhh.... | Propagundams, so....uh, we're not going.
>Kako: It's Propaganda.
>Kako: Now stop dragging this out. You're going to have a bad effect on the destroyers. So...could you please come out?
>[Furutaka: Twitch]
>Nagato: This is Sarugetchu! (note: catching monkeys, サルゲッチュ)
>Kako: Are you trying to say Sabotage?
>Tone: Hold on! | Sabotage isn't good! That's an unjustified act devoid of forethought!
>Kako: COming from you?
>Nagato: How about Robocop?
>Tone: Ah
>Tone: That's really cool!
 >Kako: Are you planning to paint your face? (note: isn't that Commando?) | I'm guessing what you're trying to say is Boycott.
>Nagato: In that case.... "我愛你"
>[Bubbling]
>Kako: Hold on! Eh! Is this a protest? Does this count as protest?!
>[Kako: Ehhhh-----]
>[Tone: Hearbeat]
>Tone: A love confession?!

>Nagato: Uhh~~....
>[Nagato: (singing) Is a useless dog called a trash hound? (note: I don't know)]
>Kako: As expected, you guys aren't going to go no matter what I say....
>Kako: And in the end the only person Ooyodo will scold is me--
>[Ooyodo: So Kako is that unreliable...]
>Tone: That won't do....So if pushing can't come to shove, why not pull?
>Tone: What if it's your turn?
>Kako: What are you doing?!
>Kako: This isn't right?! This doesn't change anything!
 >[Kako: It's coming off!]
>Nagato: Well, come, come.
>Tone: Isn't it great, though~? Come along, Mr. Official~
>Kako: No thanks, I don't want to bathe! Hold on...are there more of you in there?! | Scary!
>Yamashiro: Let's all become fortunate together!
>Goya: I don't want to go to Orel ever again!
>Kako: Furutaka--!!
>Kako: Help me!
>[Water Dipper]
>Kako: Furutaka!
 >[Splashing x2]
>[Furutaka: Twitch]
[end]

>Atago: Maya! Choukai! Congratulations on your Kai II!!
>[Atago: Pan Paka Pannnn--!]
>Atago: To celebrate, we're treating you guys to a hot spring/onsen trip! >Takao: Congratulations, guys?
>[Maya: Excited x2]
>Maya: Th...thank you, Nee-sans!]
>Maya: Speaking of which, what kind of warfare is an onsen? (note: the sen 泉in onsen 温泉 can be read as the sen 戰 in sento 戰鬥, warfare. Onsen could thus be read as 温戰, a hot battle.)
>[Maya: You've got my blood boilin'!]
>[Choukai: Maya...did you make a mistake...?]
>Atago: A "sento" is an open-air hot spring? (note: this sento, "錢湯," means hot spring, unlike the sento noted earlier)
>Takao: [Rather than a treat....]
>Takao: [I'm pretty sure Atago just wants to go...]
[Takao Class Hot Springs]

>Choukai: Ahh....open-air hot springs are so great~
>[Relaxed]
>Choukai: The sacred power of this great land...cleansing remedies removing my seals... (note: I don't know whether this is some ancient poem or some chuuni shit)
>Choukai: Tonight...the seal shall be removed....
>Maya: When did you suddenly get so deep?

>Maya: How's the hot water, Choukai?
>Choukai: the hot springs water is wonderful!
>[Maya; Whew...]
>Maya: It's....
>Maya: Hot, hot, hot!
>Maya: How do you seem so unfazed? (literally: How is your face so unchanged in this temperature?)
>[Maya: That some kinda mask?]
>Choukai: Eh?

>Aoba: Too naive!
>Aoba: What does Kuma plan to do this time?
>Kuma: I'm going to put on a suit and prank 'em good, Kuma!
>[Choukai: This hot spring is quite wonderful.]
>[Maya: Indeed.]
>Aoba: Well then, I shall capture their embarassing expressions as they react to the Kuma shock!
>Aoba: H...how much will they go for?
>[*Heartbeats]
>Kuma: That's quite a scary expression Aoba has there, Kuma.
>[By the way, this is a crime.]

>[Rustle]
>Kuma: Kuma---

>[Choukai: Ah!]
>[Choukai: Shrink]
>Choukai: Ah...so scary....
 >[Choukai: That bear was so scary, right--]
>Aoba: To be able to immediately recognize it as a fake bear and then to kick it with the power of a Heavy Cruiser....what a scary person! [That was deliberate!]
>[Maya: Oh hey, Aoba, fancy running into you here!]

>[Fog][ged]
>[Maya: there's a lot of steam here.]
>Maya: Couldn't you take your glasses off in the hot springs, at least?
>Choukai: Hmm....honestly, my vision's fine, so I don't even need my glasses....
>Maya: Eh?
>Choukai: These are plain glasses!
>[Choukai: It's just to build a character~]
>[Choukai: I'm quite fond of them.]
>[Maya: Shock]
>Maya: Eh?! They're fake?!

>Atago: So, how about it? Could you hang towels on Choukai's rigging? [ufufu]
>[Choukai: I think they're dry now.]
>Atago: Ara ara? Is Maya using her rigging to hang dried persimmons?
>[Maya: They're real tasty~]
>Atago: You can hang so much on those Kai II riggings~
>[Atago: Takao~]
>[Atago: Let's drink a little more!]
>Takao: We finally get to go to a hot spring, and then Atago gets herself too shitfaced to bathe....really...

[Nonco]
>Akashi: Why did Kako have a water dipper?
>Admiral: Didn't you know? It's a way to combat Ship spirits. (note: this is apparently part of Temizu, the way to wash hands at a shinto shrine)
>Ooyodo: I'm pretty sure they'll ask you to give them the dipper.
>Admiral: And if you give it to them, they'll scoop water into themselves and then they'll sink.
>Akashi: Eh, so that's why it's empty...
>Akashi, Ooyodo: SO, why would they take it?
>[well then, until next time]
[Yumi]
[Although I really like the Takao class, I've never drawn them before....when Choukai and Maya got their Kai II, I drew them a little bit.]
>[Well then, good night. I gave it my all....so....I'm going to sleep...]