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- arthurianNoblesse began pestering mercurialTraceur
- 07:22 arthurianNoblesse HEllo LIly, I Trust that I Find you well on this most auspicious of days?
- 07:23 mercurialTraceur Greeting and Salutations my bosum comrade, I am indeed well, though I am not Lily.
- 07:23 arthurianNoblesse <IRis*>
- 07:25 arthurianNoblesse AH blast, I"m afraid I Have made quite the blunder.
- 07:25 arthurianNoblesse PLease accept my most heartfelt apologies for my erroneous greeting.
- 07:25 mercurialTraceur Not at all, not at all. These computer programs often baffle and confuse me as well.
- 07:25 mercurialTraceur Even beyond the tangle of Internet Social Protocol.
- 07:27 mercurialTraceur But as I was saying!
- 07:27 mercurialTraceur I am indeed fairly well today. I am running through the list of my daily duties as a Proper Lady.
- 07:28 arthurianNoblesse SOunds delightful!
- 07:28 mercurialTraceur Indeed, I was at this very moment examining my list of friends to see if I was to speak to someone.
- 07:29 mercurialTraceur If I may ask, why would today be an auspicious day?
- 07:29 arthurianNoblesse WHy surely you can't have forgotten.
- 07:29 mercurialTraceur Pardon?
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur I am somewhat beffudled, I hope you will excuse me.
- 07:30 arthurianNoblesse MY dearest IRis, it is your birthday is it not?
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur It has been a quite busy week here. Auntie has insiste-
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur Oh good heavens.
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur It is!
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur I forgot.
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur Oh wow oh wow.
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur It's my birthday!
- 07:30 mercurialTraceur Allow me to vent my current -excitement-
- 07:31 mercurialTraceur I think I may need to use an emotional icon even!
- 07:31 mercurialTraceur
- 07:31 arthurianNoblesse HEh, I"m glad that I Could be the bearer of such good news.
- 07:31 mercurialTraceur Ah yes
- 07:32 mercurialTraceur Apologies for my overabundance of Unmannerly Exuberance.
- 07:32 mercurialTraceur I had entirely forgotten.
- 07:32 mercurialTraceur I have been making Proper blanket in preparation for the upcoming cold months.
- 07:32 arthurianNoblesse I Must express concern, IRis, it is quite unusual for one to forget their own birthday. ARe you sure you're feeling alright?
- 07:33 mercurialTraceur Oh yes!
- 07:33 mercurialTraceur Quite.
- 07:33 mercurialTraceur Erm. Quite Respectably Happy.
- 07:33 mercurialTraceur Within the reasonable limits of Social Protocol.
- 07:33 mercurialTraceur I have just been occupied and was not looking at the date.
- 07:33 mercurialTraceur Auntie does not usually make a note of birthdays.
- 07:34 mercurialTraceur Though I am 16 today... Do you think perhaps it may be different?
- 07:35 arthurianNoblesse I"m afraid I Don't know your aunt well enough to pass judgement on how she feels about a young lady turning 16.
- 07:35 mercurialTraceur It is the Proper Gateway into Adulthood.
- 07:35 arthurianNoblesse I Do believe in some circles that age has some significance though, so I Would certainly be unsurprised to find out that something was to occur in honor of it.
- 07:35 mercurialTraceur And indeed, being a proper, Proper Lady.
- 07:36 mercurialTraceur Oh my, I have a great deal of preparations to make.
- 07:36 mercurialTraceur I should arrange for Birthday Tea, at the very least.
- 07:37 arthurianNoblesse YOu certainly sound stressed, IRis.
- 07:37 mercurialTraceur Oh not at all!
- 07:37 mercurialTraceur I am simply -excited-!
- 07:38 mercurialTraceur There is such a lot to do.
- 07:38 mercurialTraceur Reasonably Excited that it.
- 07:39 arthurianNoblesse OF course, although if any day were to be worthy of unreasonable excitement I Would daresay that one's 16 birthday would be that day.
- 07:39 mercurialTraceur A Lady must be in possession of a keen Decorum at all times.
- 07:39 mercurialTraceur But enough about my predicaments...
- 07:39 mercurialTraceur What are your fortunes on this fine day?
- 07:39 *** AlexanderPyrite quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
- 07:40 arthurianNoblesse I"m afraid I Have not been among the waking world for long enough to have any fortunes, although I Will say that my breakfast was quite good.
- 07:41 arthurianNoblesse I Also must admit to being quite sore.
- 07:42 mercurialTraceur Oh dear, sore?
- 07:42 mercurialTraceur Have you been roughousing?
- 07:42 arthurianNoblesse MY sister put me through quite the ringer yesterday, and my body is rather preoccupied with reminding me of it.
- 07:42 mercurialTraceur This seems quite dire!
- 07:42 mercurialTraceur Have you perhaps asked her to allow you a lighter... Ringer?
- 07:44 arthurianNoblesse NAy, IT is not my first time that a workout has lingered, and I Daresay it shan't be the last.
- 07:44 arthurianNoblesse ALso, it is only at my behest that she puts me through this ringer in the first place, and if she were to ease its load I Daresay I Would feel rather emasculated.
- 07:45 mercurialTraceur Is this the Proper outcome for workout and exercise?
- 07:45 mercurialTraceur Well then I shall not quibble, and wish you a speedy recovery and respectable improvement.
- 07:46 arthurianNoblesse I Thank you for your kind sentiments, although you need not worry as it should be almost gone by the morrow anyways.
- 07:46 mercurialTraceur Well, then hopefully you will have no reason to be at full capacity today.
- 07:47 arthurianNoblesse YEs, one certainly hopes so.
- 07:48 mercurialTraceur I can't imagine there will be any issues.
- 07:48 mercurialTraceur I am suddenly struck by how inconvenient it is.
- 07:49 mercurialTraceur To have an unwieldy laptop such as mine.
- 07:49 mercurialTraceur I have a great deal of Birthday Propriety Preparation to make, but I must also respond to any well wishers on this day.
- 07:50 mercurialTraceur One wishes there was a simple hands free alternative.
- 07:51 arthurianNoblesse I Whole heartedly agree with you on that point, many is the time I Am gardening and chatting when such a device would come in handy.
- 07:51 arthurianNoblesse PErhaps someday soon someone will find a way to combine laptops with various items of clothing.
- 07:51 arthurianNoblesse ALthough, I Suppose that is a rather silly thought.
- 07:51 mercurialTraceur As the saying goes, if wishes were fishes we would all eat well.
- 07:52 mercurialTraceur I think I must now bid you a proper goodbye, my good friend.
- 07:52 mercurialTraceur And thank you most profusely for alerting me of the date.
- 07:52 arthurianNoblesse AH, wait before you go, I Have one more inquiry I Would trouble you with.
- 07:52 mercurialTraceur I will be routinely checking the status of my messages.
- 07:52 mercurialTraceur Ah, of course!
- 07:53 arthurianNoblesse HAve you received any packages lately, perhaps in a periwinkle box?
- 07:53 mercurialTraceur Periwinkle? I am afraid I have not... Not to the best of my knowledge.
- 07:53 mercurialTraceur But I will inquire at the Postal Dropoff Point.
- 07:54 arthurianNoblesse AH, well I Would ask that you contact me should you acquire such a package.
- 07:54 mercurialTraceur Of course I shall.
- 07:54 arthurianNoblesse NOw, I Shall release you to your preparations.
- 07:54 mercurialTraceur Of course.
- 07:55 arthurianNoblesse AU revoir, IRis.
- 07:55 mercurialTraceur I bid you goodbye!
- 07:55 arthurianNoblesse has ceased pestering mercurialTraceur
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