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  1. arthurianNoblesse began pestering mercurialTraceur
  2. 07:22 arthurianNoblesse HEllo LIly, I Trust that I Find you well on this most auspicious of days?
  3. 07:23 mercurialTraceur Greeting and Salutations my bosum comrade, I am indeed well, though I am not Lily.
  4. 07:23 arthurianNoblesse <IRis*>
  5. 07:25 arthurianNoblesse AH blast, I"m afraid I Have made quite the blunder.
  6. 07:25 arthurianNoblesse PLease accept my most heartfelt apologies for my erroneous greeting.
  7. 07:25 mercurialTraceur Not at all, not at all. These computer programs often baffle and confuse me as well.
  8. 07:25 mercurialTraceur Even beyond the tangle of Internet Social Protocol.
  9. 07:27 mercurialTraceur But as I was saying!
  10. 07:27 mercurialTraceur I am indeed fairly well today. I am running through the list of my daily duties as a Proper Lady.
  11. 07:28 arthurianNoblesse SOunds delightful!
  12. 07:28 mercurialTraceur Indeed, I was at this very moment examining my list of friends to see if I was to speak to someone.
  13. 07:29 mercurialTraceur If I may ask, why would today be an auspicious day?
  14. 07:29 arthurianNoblesse WHy surely you can't have forgotten.
  15. 07:29 mercurialTraceur Pardon?
  16. 07:30 mercurialTraceur I am somewhat beffudled, I hope you will excuse me.
  17. 07:30 arthurianNoblesse MY dearest IRis, it is your birthday is it not?
  18. 07:30 mercurialTraceur It has been a quite busy week here. Auntie has insiste-
  19. 07:30 mercurialTraceur Oh good heavens.
  20. 07:30 mercurialTraceur It is!
  21. 07:30 mercurialTraceur I forgot.
  22. 07:30 mercurialTraceur Oh wow oh wow.
  23. 07:30 mercurialTraceur It's my birthday!
  24. 07:30 mercurialTraceur Allow me to vent my current -excitement-
  25. 07:31 mercurialTraceur I think I may need to use an emotional icon even!
  26. 07:31 mercurialTraceur
  27. 07:31 arthurianNoblesse HEh, I"m glad that I Could be the bearer of such good news.
  28. 07:31 mercurialTraceur Ah yes
  29. 07:32 mercurialTraceur Apologies for my overabundance of Unmannerly Exuberance.
  30. 07:32 mercurialTraceur I had entirely forgotten.
  31. 07:32 mercurialTraceur I have been making Proper blanket in preparation for the upcoming cold months.
  32. 07:32 arthurianNoblesse I Must express concern, IRis, it is quite unusual for one to forget their own birthday. ARe you sure you're feeling alright?
  33. 07:33 mercurialTraceur Oh yes!
  34. 07:33 mercurialTraceur Quite.
  35. 07:33 mercurialTraceur Erm. Quite Respectably Happy.
  36. 07:33 mercurialTraceur Within the reasonable limits of Social Protocol.
  37. 07:33 mercurialTraceur I have just been occupied and was not looking at the date.
  38. 07:33 mercurialTraceur Auntie does not usually make a note of birthdays.
  39. 07:34 mercurialTraceur Though I am 16 today... Do you think perhaps it may be different?
  40. 07:35 arthurianNoblesse I"m afraid I Don't know your aunt well enough to pass judgement on how she feels about a young lady turning 16.
  41. 07:35 mercurialTraceur It is the Proper Gateway into Adulthood.
  42. 07:35 arthurianNoblesse I Do believe in some circles that age has some significance though, so I Would certainly be unsurprised to find out that something was to occur in honor of it.
  43. 07:35 mercurialTraceur And indeed, being a proper, Proper Lady.
  44. 07:36 mercurialTraceur Oh my, I have a great deal of preparations to make.
  45. 07:36 mercurialTraceur I should arrange for Birthday Tea, at the very least.
  46. 07:37 arthurianNoblesse YOu certainly sound stressed, IRis.
  47. 07:37 mercurialTraceur Oh not at all!
  48. 07:37 mercurialTraceur I am simply -excited-!
  49. 07:38 mercurialTraceur There is such a lot to do.
  50. 07:38 mercurialTraceur Reasonably Excited that it.
  51. 07:39 arthurianNoblesse OF course, although if any day were to be worthy of unreasonable excitement I Would daresay that one's 16 birthday would be that day.
  52. 07:39 mercurialTraceur A Lady must be in possession of a keen Decorum at all times.
  53. 07:39 mercurialTraceur But enough about my predicaments...
  54. 07:39 mercurialTraceur What are your fortunes on this fine day?
  55. 07:39 *** AlexanderPyrite quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  56. 07:40 arthurianNoblesse I"m afraid I Have not been among the waking world for long enough to have any fortunes, although I Will say that my breakfast was quite good.
  57. 07:41 arthurianNoblesse I Also must admit to being quite sore.
  58. 07:42 mercurialTraceur Oh dear, sore?
  59. 07:42 mercurialTraceur Have you been roughousing?
  60. 07:42 arthurianNoblesse MY sister put me through quite the ringer yesterday, and my body is rather preoccupied with reminding me of it.
  61. 07:42 mercurialTraceur This seems quite dire!
  62. 07:42 mercurialTraceur Have you perhaps asked her to allow you a lighter... Ringer?
  63. 07:44 arthurianNoblesse NAy, IT is not my first time that a workout has lingered, and I Daresay it shan't be the last.
  64. 07:44 arthurianNoblesse ALso, it is only at my behest that she puts me through this ringer in the first place, and if she were to ease its load I Daresay I Would feel rather emasculated.
  65. 07:45 mercurialTraceur Is this the Proper outcome for workout and exercise?
  66. 07:45 mercurialTraceur Well then I shall not quibble, and wish you a speedy recovery and respectable improvement.
  67. 07:46 arthurianNoblesse I Thank you for your kind sentiments, although you need not worry as it should be almost gone by the morrow anyways.
  68. 07:46 mercurialTraceur Well, then hopefully you will have no reason to be at full capacity today.
  69. 07:47 arthurianNoblesse YEs, one certainly hopes so.
  70. 07:48 mercurialTraceur I can't imagine there will be any issues.
  71. 07:48 mercurialTraceur I am suddenly struck by how inconvenient it is.
  72. 07:49 mercurialTraceur To have an unwieldy laptop such as mine.
  73. 07:49 mercurialTraceur I have a great deal of Birthday Propriety Preparation to make, but I must also respond to any well wishers on this day.
  74. 07:50 mercurialTraceur One wishes there was a simple hands free alternative.
  75. 07:51 arthurianNoblesse I Whole heartedly agree with you on that point, many is the time I Am gardening and chatting when such a device would come in handy.
  76. 07:51 arthurianNoblesse PErhaps someday soon someone will find a way to combine laptops with various items of clothing.
  77. 07:51 arthurianNoblesse ALthough, I Suppose that is a rather silly thought.
  78. 07:51 mercurialTraceur As the saying goes, if wishes were fishes we would all eat well.
  79. 07:52 mercurialTraceur I think I must now bid you a proper goodbye, my good friend.
  80. 07:52 mercurialTraceur And thank you most profusely for alerting me of the date.
  81. 07:52 arthurianNoblesse AH, wait before you go, I Have one more inquiry I Would trouble you with.
  82. 07:52 mercurialTraceur I will be routinely checking the status of my messages.
  83. 07:52 mercurialTraceur Ah, of course!
  84. 07:53 arthurianNoblesse HAve you received any packages lately, perhaps in a periwinkle box?
  85. 07:53 mercurialTraceur Periwinkle? I am afraid I have not... Not to the best of my knowledge.
  86. 07:53 mercurialTraceur But I will inquire at the Postal Dropoff Point.
  87. 07:54 arthurianNoblesse AH, well I Would ask that you contact me should you acquire such a package.
  88. 07:54 mercurialTraceur Of course I shall.
  89. 07:54 arthurianNoblesse NOw, I Shall release you to your preparations.
  90. 07:54 mercurialTraceur Of course.
  91. 07:55 arthurianNoblesse AU revoir, IRis.
  92. 07:55 mercurialTraceur I bid you goodbye!
  93. 07:55 arthurianNoblesse has ceased pestering mercurialTraceur
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