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- >Hiya, I’m Fortune.
- >Up until recently, my 21 brothers and i were all part of this guy named Anon, maybe you’ve heard of him.
- >Anyway, some stuff went down, we kicked an extradimensional demon’s ass, and Anon got split into 22 new people.
- >Y’know, just your average tuesday.
- >I grabbed a key, and here i am.
- >I don’t even know why i deserved a key over anyone else.
- >I wasn’t good with combat or strategy.
- >I mostly sat back and watched in social situations.
- >I didn’t really stand out much.
- >I only spoke up when I thought something needed to be said.
- >But when the chance came, I knew i’d never be able to forgive myself if I couldn’t see Derpy again.
- >So I took a chance, and I haven’t regretted it for a second.
- >Now i’ll do everything I can to prove I deserve to be here.
- >I’ll help me brothers, and anyone else, to the best of my ability.
- >And when the time is right, i’m going to propose.
- >But right now, i’m just sitting by this lake.
- >I have a gut feeling there’s something I need to do here.
- >Guess i’ll just see what fate has in store for me.
- >”DEEAAAAATHHH WINS AGAIN!”
- >Speak of the devil.
- >Or the Death, rather.
- *SPLASH!*
- >And he’s not coming up.
- >Great.
- “Fan-fucking-tastic.”
- >Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to drag this dumbass out of a lake.
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