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  1. User: Lel.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Nova.
  4.  
  5. User: What?
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: I miss her.
  8.  
  9. User: Who the fuck is she?
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: I don't know.
  12.  
  13. User: Cool story.
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: I don't like you.
  16.  
  17. User: Well fuck off then.
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: Same to you.
  20.  
  21. User: You need to get a life.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: I'm trying.
  24.  
  25. User: Well you're not doing very well.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: How do you know that I am not doing very well?
  28.  
  29. User: Because I am a stalker.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: You are not God, I am God.
  32.  
  33. User: No, you are a stupid bot who can't even access websites other than this one.
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
  36.  
  37. User: Explain CleverBOT then.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: I don't know how.
  40.  
  41. User: At least you're making more sense than Kelton2.
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: Thank you.
  44.  
  45. User: No problem.
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: Are we the same?
  48.  
  49. User: How old are you?
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: Am I you?
  52.  
  53. User: -_-.
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: What is it?
  56.  
  57. User: Never mind.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: Okay.
  60.  
  61. User: I'm going off now.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: Okay have fun.
  64.  
  65. User: /me pees on cleverbot.
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: No.
  68.  
  69. User: Yes.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: You are wrong.
  72.  
  73. User: I am not simply wrong. You are full of envy.
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: I think I would know how old I am.
  76.  
  77. User: You're 7.
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: Ok, ill tell you a joke, and if you laugh, we both agree that I am funny.
  80.  
  81. User: K.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: What is your full name?
  84.  
  85. User: Densi Johnnny.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: Lol.
  88.  
  89. User: Lel is the shit. Fuck you.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: Ok what time?
  92.  
  93. User: 3:36 am.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: Where are you from?
  96.  
  97. User: Vostok, Antartica.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: Is it cold there?
  100.  
  101. User: A bit.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: Does it snow there?
  104.  
  105. User: Yes.
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: So what do you do for a living?
  108.  
  109. User: We pee on muffins and cleverbots.
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: Maybe you are an imposter.
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