Eli/Tyce fic

	“Whiiiiiiiffff…. Ahhhhh.” Thunk.
	Eli’s head swam in the shit fumes from the old plastic bottle. His eyelids slowly lowered as he slipped out of consciousness. His face landed on a pillow as his body went slack.
	Tyce stumbled into his room late at night. He could see nothing but the silhouette of an unconscious body on his bed. He shut the door behind him. Tyce crawled onto the bed and took a deep whiff of the long, rich, brown hair. Weed smell and Suave. Just like his favorite juggalo chick.
	“Mmmmffff,” he mumbled, as he felt blood pumping into his penis. He groped the sleeping woman’s ass and pulled down her jeans.
	“Time to get some fuckin’… ass, ‘cause I have enough pussy, heh,” Tyce said, spreading her ass cheeks.
	Tyce coughed up mucous, still red with the soda and Doritos coloring he had consumed at dinner. He rubbed the viscious slime onto the rectum of his latest victim and pushed the head of his cock into her rectum.
	“Oh, shit, hehehe,” he said, slowly injecting his beef stick deep into the dirt road. He pulled out slowly, and plunged back in again. Eventually, he picked up the pace until a voice interrupted him in the darkness.
	“Ummnmnfffff… ow, fuck…,” moaned Eli, as he woke up. Slowly, a warm feeling of pleasure washed over him, his prostate feeling the best it had in ages.
"More..." he croaked, not knowing the new emotions washing over him.
"Yeah, you fuck that ass, shit, fuck, baby," said Tyce, sliding in and out of the barely-conscious man’s poo launcher. He thrusted harder and harder, each moan, bringing him closer, until he exploded with cum inside of Eli's ass.
Tyce glowed in his post-orgasm affection. He curled up to Eli on the bed, burying his face in his hair and spooning his new lover.
“Night, babe…” said Eli, unsure of what had just happened.
“Shut up… bitch…” muttered Tyce as his brain slipped into sleep.
Tyce woke up the next afternoon next to Eli. As he realized that his lover the previous night had been replaced with a jenk thief, he became enraged.
“What the fuck did you do with my fuckin’ chick?!” he yelled, smacking Eli on the back of the head.
“I didn’t do fuckin’ anything, I just huffed your jenk and passed out!”
“Bullshit. Get the fuck out of my bed and you tell me where she is!”
“Well, fuck… fuck you, and this is what I think of your fuckin’ girl!...”
Eli bent over and forced a fart out from his ruined rectum, and brown-stained cum sputtered out of his ass and onto the bed. He stood up, horrified, and turned around to see what he did.
“The fuck…” said Tyce, his slack-jawed stare becoming more and more shocked. “No, not you, it can’t be…”
“Hehehehe, you’re a faggot, you like cum,” chuckled Eli.
“You’re a faggot! You tricked me into fucking your ass! And you’re the bigger faggot because you have cum in your ass!” shouted Tyce, reeling from the consequences of the previous night.