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- Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I—
- and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?—
- my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
- And when someone needs a makeover,
- I simply have to take over.
- I know, I know, exactly what they need.
- And even in your case,
- though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
- don't worry. I'm determined to succeed.
- Follow my lead
- and yes indeed
- you
- will
- be...
- popular. You're gonna be popular.
- I'll teach you the proper poise
- when you talk to boys,
- little ways to flirt and flounce.
- Ooo! I'll show you what shoes to wear,
- how to fix your hair,
- everything that really counts to be
- popular. I'll help you be popular.
- You'll hang with the right cohorts.
- You'll be good at sports,
- know the slang you've got to know.
- So let's start, 'cause you've got an awful long way to go.
- Don't be offended by my frank analysis.
- Think of it as personality dialysis.
- Now that I've chosen to become a pal,
- a sister and advisor,
- there's nobody wiser,
- not when it comes to
- popular. I know about popular.
- And with an assist from me
- to be who you'll be
- instead of dreary who you were—
- well, are—
- there's nothing that can stop you
- from becoming popular—
- -lar
- Laaa laaa, laaa laaa
- We're gonna make you popular.
- When I see depressing creatures
- with unprepossessing features,
- I remind them on their own
- behalf to think of
- celebrated heads of state or
- especially great communicators.
- Did they have brains or knowledge?
- Don't make me laugh! They were
- popular. Please, it's all about popular.
- It's not about aptitude,
- it's the way you're viewed,
- so it's very shrewd to be
- very very popular like me.
- Why Miss Elphaba, look at you.
- You're beautiful.
- *I have to go.*
- You're welcome.
- And though you protest
- your disinterest,
- I know clandestinely.
- You're gonna grin and bear it,
- your new found popularity.
- Laaa laaa, laaa laaa
- You'll be popular.
- Just not quite as popular
- as me.
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