Journalists, you mystery
You shitpost about us all day
Why do you do,
This shooting yourself in the foot, oh?
Journalists you could have tried
You could have tried
But instead you lied
Now we’re all nerds
Misogynistic
And white males, and white males

Oh why, oh why
Oh why must you hate
Your readers?
Oh why
Oh why you know that’s just not right now
Cis
White
Male scum, male scum
Cis
White
Male nerds, male nerds, male nerds

Journalists you secretly hate us all don’t you all?
You don’t seek our custom
So we’ll just go elsewhere
For our news