ing posse vs keeta clones

if keeta met ing-x irl

It was a sunny day in Philidelphia, as it always is, when ingx24 was at the playground, where he spends most of his days. I just referenced two television shows in one sentence, this story is off to a horrible start.

Anyway, ing was talking to his classmates and challenged them "hey guys, watch me hess down this slide. heheh heh ha."
This was it, ingx24's chance to finally show his classmates what hes made of. The song "What I'm made of" from Sonic Heroes started playing in his head as he climbed the slide.

"12.7 12.7 12.7" chanted Siglemic's chat.

As ing was taking 5 minutes to align his angle with c-up, someone came from behind and pushed him down the slide.

"This is the worst thing that ever happened in my life! Wait no, the worst thing that ever happened in my life was when I was playing TP and got lost in the Lakebed Temple. That was fuckin bad" cried ing.

Ing looked behind him to see who it was, and shat his pants in awe.

It was just some random kid, jk it was keeta. And he brought along with him his team of clones, each with their own unique superpowers

roll call

Rocmox -- has the power to be canadian
Indextic -- the power to see what kids love about cinnamon toast crunch
Cafde -- the power to eat cinnamon toast crunch, while enjoying a zombie hover to greatfish isle. irl
Pheenoh -- the power to turn down a girl for oot and orange crush
Ringrush -- the power to get aztec early when it doesnt count
Keeta -- the power to make ingx24 mad, thats literally all he does

ing, though scared, replied "nice try, but i have a team of my own!" and snaps his fingers. Nothing happens. "hold on" as he logs into irc and starts begging his friends to help him out.

roll call

Kyoki -- the power to call pheenoh cute on gc
Elminster -- the power to talk to real girls
Ragnarokio -- the power of aspergers baby
Ingbot -- the power to tell you how much percent you are of a queer
ESS position -- the power to give ing life support
ingx24 -- the power to forget to break sticks when going adult even though he mains n64

The battle of the century was about to unfold. Rocmox, although canadian, also hosted the call and hung up on ragnarokios life. they both died, but nobody gave a shit

Next was Kyoki vs Ringrush. Ringrush said "I was able to .quit smoking from the help of Allan Carr, now I'm gonna .quit you!" Kyoki, being gay, was devastated and said "I, Kyoki, being gay, am devastated." they both died

Next was Elminster vs Indextic. The 2 canadians went head to head, thinking of ways to destroy the other. "I know keeta" said indextic. elm left. then indextic died

Next was Cafde vs ESS position. Cafde slowly licked his lips, grasping his gc controller. "this is going to be hard cuz im on vc" cafde took some vaseline and rubbed it on his stick. then he put vaseline on his deku stick in oot. "Look im doing standing ess with stick!" cafde said while putting vaseline on his disco stick. Suddenly mountain dew spilled on his controller and ess position was no more. Then Elm came back! and he slipped on the mountain dew and died. "Nice I survived" said cafde.

Next was Ingbot vs Pheenoh. This was the moment of truth.
<Pheenoh> .8ball will i ever get laid?
<Ingbot>
<Cafde> NO .8ball is no more!! NOOOOOOOOOO
<Cafde> oh ingbot isnt here
Thats because ingbot already died cuz of that stupid fucking spammer keeta and his quote adding script.

Cafde and Pheenoh decided to actually have fun and play oot. unfortunately the cart was possessed so pheenoh died. '"Nice I survived" said Cafde' was written on cafdes gravestone because he died too.

Now it was the final showdown, keeta vs ingx24.
<keeta> yo whats up ing
<ingx24> you are a disease
<ingx24> imm leveaing the chanel
<keeta> but this is real life. haha.
<ingx24> then why are we talking to eachother through irc
<keeta> im gay

This was it, ing rolled up his sleeves and put his dukes up. he was ready to start a fight. He moved his arms to the side.
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" said goku in the background, ing was watching DBZ for tips on how to fight to get him pumped.
ZFG died -__-
Ing pulled the hardest punch he could aimed at keeta right in the face. ing got so excited that he got an erection; his magic beans sprouted three inches in the front.
"keeta, i have something to tell you. i neevler actually hated you. i just love the way you talk on irc. its make me hard" said bluemarth. then he died

"alright, im bout to geo super saiyan" said ing
and he did
"how abou t we settle this with a race instead? first person to get to the tree wins" said keeta

.startrace race
.setgoal run to tree (no b1 skip)

ing and keeta joined, this was the ultimate showdoen, of ultimate destiny.

but shit, this waasnt your average tree, there were obstacles in the way.
Half way through the race, they were stopped by bob barker, doing his showcase showdown!!! he died

the tree was closing in, they were both like a milliinch away

<keeta> wait
<ingx24> wat
<keeta> the philosopher Zeno once proposed a paradox, that if an arrow was shot from a bow, it would never reach a target because first it would have to go half the distance, then half that distance, then half that ad infinium. so this race is impossible
<ingx24> oh.
<ingx24> youre right, none of us will be able to finish.
<keeta> .done u mad? XD
<ingx24> .quit this game isnt fun anymore

then ing died

the end