Lax and linux

(9/4/2011 10:15:46 PM) Iwuzhere0: chris
(10:15:55 PM) Iwuzhere0: do you know how to fix
(10:15:59 PM) Iwuzhere0: segmentation errors?
(10:17:29 PM) python8901: describe the problem
(10:17:42 PM) Iwuzhere0: want the terminal code?
(10:18:03 PM) Iwuzhere0: im trying to open ubuntu software center and it crashes after about .5 sec
(10:18:06 PM) Iwuzhere0: and ive been googling it
(10:18:28 PM) Iwuzhere0: it also happens when i try to open ubuntu one
(10:20:44 PM) Iwuzhere0: "anthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$ software-center/usr/share/software-center/softwarecenter/app.py:1191: Warning: g_object_set_qdata: assertion `G_IS_OBJECT (object)' failed  self.window_main.show_all()2011-09-04 23:21:14,507 - softwarecenter.fixme - WARNING - logs to the root logger: '('/usr/lib/pymodules/python2.7/zeitgeist/client.py', 367, 'reconnect_monitors')'2011-09-04 23:21:14,507 - zeitgeist.client - INFO - Reconnected to Zeitgeist engine.../usr/share/software-center/softwarecenter/SimpleGtkbuilderApp.py:50: Warning: g_object_set_qdata: assertion `G_IS_OBJECT (object)' failed  gtk.main()Segmentation faultanthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$ "
(10:21:08 PM) python8901: that is a retarded computer name
(10:21:15 PM) Iwuzhere0: HAHAHAHA
(10:21:21 PM) Iwuzhere0: inside joke
(10:24:52 PM) python8901: have you tried updating your version of python
(10:25:07 PM) Iwuzhere0: nope, dont know what that is
(10:25:12 PM) Iwuzhere0: i installed this last night
(10:25:26 PM) python8901: .py is the extension for python, a programming language
(10:25:32 PM) Iwuzhere0: gotcha
(10:25:34 PM) python8901: its obviously segfaulting when you try to run it
(10:25:43 PM) python8901: so thatd be the first thing i try
(10:25:50 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do i update?
(10:25:57 PM) python8901: lmgtfy
(10:26:00 PM) Iwuzhere0: ....
(10:26:11 PM) Iwuzhere0: k
(10:26:59 PM) Iwuzhere0: is this it?
(10:27:00 PM) Iwuzhere0: http://www.python.org/download/releases/3.2.2/
(10:27:06 PM) python8901: probably
(10:27:33 PM) python8901: you could always see what version you have first
(10:27:34 PM) python8901: cause
(10:27:38 PM) python8901: that could cut out extra work
(10:27:42 PM) Iwuzhere0: how?
(10:27:47 PM) python8901: lmgtfy
(10:27:51 PM) python8901: probably python --version
(10:27:53 PM) python8901: or something
(10:27:56 PM) Iwuzhere0: -__-
(10:28:00 PM) Iwuzhere0: ok
(10:28:04 PM) python8901: learn to use the help docs
(10:28:07 PM) python8901: thats why theyre there
(10:28:15 PM) Iwuzhere0: idek what that is
(10:28:18 PM) python8901: ...
(10:28:38 PM) python8901: adding "--help" to any command should pretty much tell you what parameters and flags can be used for that command
(10:28:48 PM) Iwuzhere0: ok
(10:28:51 PM) Iwuzhere0: my version issss
(10:28:57 PM) Iwuzhere0: 2.7.1+
(10:29:02 PM) python8901: well thats not 3.2
(10:29:03 PM) python8901: so
(10:29:10 PM) python8901: keep doing what you were doing
(10:29:17 PM) Iwuzhere0: kay
(10:29:32 PM) Iwuzhere0: which download thing do i click?
(10:29:46 PM) Iwuzhere0: Bzipped source tar ball (3.2.2) (sig), ~ 11 MBXZ compressed source tar ball (3.2.2) (sig), ~ 8.5 MBGzipped source tar ball (3.2.2) (sig), ~ 13 MB
(10:29:47 PM) python8901: just give me ssh for your machine
(10:29:53 PM) Iwuzhere0: what is an ssh?
(10:30:01 PM) python8901: secure shell
(10:30:10 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do i get that?
(10:30:22 PM) python8901: probably sudo apt-get install openssh
(10:30:30 PM) python8901: then forward port 22 to your machine
(10:31:07 PM) Iwuzhere0: anthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$  sudo apt-get install openssh[sudo] password for anthony: Reading package lists... Doneanthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$
(10:31:29 PM) Iwuzhere0: im guessing thats not what i wanted?
(10:31:43 PM) python8901: it shouldve told you more than that
(10:32:04 PM) Iwuzhere0: when it sais password for anthony
(10:32:08 PM) Iwuzhere0: thats just my user password right?
(10:32:33 PM) python8901: yes
(10:32:39 PM) Iwuzhere0: yea i did that...
(10:33:27 PM) python8901: try ssh instead of openssh
(10:33:56 PM) Iwuzhere0: anthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$ sudo apt-get install sshReading package lists... Doneanthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$
(10:35:01 PM) python8901: openssh-server
(10:35:30 PM) Iwuzhere0: anthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$ sudo apt-get install openssh-serverReading package lists... Doneanthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$
(10:35:43 PM) python8901: you done fucked something up
(10:36:06 PM) Iwuzhere0: lol :P
(10:36:11 PM) Iwuzhere0: suprise suprise
(10:36:19 PM) python8901: yeah except not
(10:36:28 PM) Iwuzhere0: i never opened the terminal before i had problems
(10:36:41 PM) Iwuzhere0: so whatever i fucked up wasnt my fault
(10:36:54 PM) Iwuzhere0: so. how fix?
(10:37:08 PM) python8901: sounds like your first project
(10:37:18 PM) Iwuzhere0: -__-
(10:37:47 PM) Iwuzhere0: what. do.
(10:38:14 PM) python8901: check your repositories
(10:38:30 PM) Iwuzhere0: how
(10:38:58 PM) python8901: lmgtfy
(10:39:24 PM) Iwuzhere0: i was hoping you knew the code...
(10:40:27 PM) python8901: since youre not paying me, im not working for you
(10:40:40 PM) Iwuzhere0: ....
(10:40:46 PM) Iwuzhere0: :'(
(10:40:51 PM) Iwuzhere0: google isnt helping much
(10:41:37 PM) Iwuzhere0: could it have been a plugin that i isntalled?
(10:44:28 PM) python8901: probably an updog
(10:44:48 PM) Iwuzhere0: what is an updog? is there like a dictionary for all this stuff?
(10:47:42 PM) python8901: an updog is when the OS tells the mobo circuitry to operate differently than it should
(10:47:47 PM) python8901: usually causing memory problems
(10:47:57 PM) Iwuzhere0: ok
(10:48:10 PM) Iwuzhere0: and are you going to tell me how to fix an updog, or is it found easily on google?
(10:48:18 PM) python8901: sometimes it causes phase changing in your HDD
(10:48:23 PM) python8901: which can corrupt your repositories
(10:48:32 PM) Iwuzhere0: i see
(10:49:38 PM) Iwuzhere0: well google isnt being lax friendly
(10:49:44 PM) Iwuzhere0: so how do i fix this updog
(10:50:25 PM) python8901: updogs are almost always caused by a segfault in the kernel
(10:50:32 PM) python8901: so you have to decompile your package manager
(10:50:46 PM) python8901: but not without first reinstalling your browser outside the kernel
(10:50:52 PM) python8901: so you can still use the internet if you break the kernel
(10:51:31 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do i reinstall a browser outside of the kernel?
(10:51:46 PM) python8901: thats what downdogs are for
(10:52:22 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do i get one? (i googled it already)
(10:54:18 PM) python8901: you have a session a pipe to a fork
(10:54:29 PM) Iwuzhere0: what?
(10:56:06 PM) Iwuzhere0: why dont i just try getting the new python version?
(10:56:39 PM) python8901: because the updog will fork into it
(10:56:50 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do we know i have an updog?
(10:57:09 PM) python8901: if you dont have a downdog, you have an updog
(10:57:18 PM) python8901: type downdog --help and see if it says anything
(10:57:40 PM) Iwuzhere0: k
(10:57:57 PM) Iwuzhere0: nope
(10:58:03 PM) python8901: then you have an updog
(10:58:13 PM) Iwuzhere0: and what do i do about this?
(10:58:19 PM) python8901: get a downdog
(10:58:22 PM) python8901: to level out the updog
(10:58:26 PM) Iwuzhere0: how?
(10:58:39 PM) python8901: do i have to google everything for you?
(10:58:44 PM) Iwuzhere0: i googled it
(10:58:46 PM) Iwuzhere0: before
(10:58:48 PM) Iwuzhere0: didnt help
(10:59:24 PM) Iwuzhere0: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+get+a+downdog+on+ubuntu
(11:01:19 PM) python8901: sometimes downdogs are referred to as panzerfausts in linux slang
(11:02:15 PM) Iwuzhere0: google still isnt helping
(11:02:48 PM) python8901: have you used a wire?
(11:02:53 PM) Iwuzhere0: a wire?
(11:03:05 PM) Iwuzhere0: what kind of wire?
(11:03:07 PM) python8901: yeah, sometimes in order to get a panzerfaust to work, you have to lay the wire across it
(11:03:26 PM) Iwuzhere0: what...?
(11:03:30 PM) Iwuzhere0: what wire?
(11:03:37 PM) Iwuzhere0: theres a wire charging my laptop
(11:03:43 PM) python8901: software wire, not hardware
(11:03:57 PM) Iwuzhere0: ok
(11:04:04 PM) Iwuzhere0: so how do i lay this "wire" accross it
(11:04:17 PM) python8901: you need a wermacht for that
(11:04:31 PM) Iwuzhere0: i feel like youre fucking with me
(11:04:44 PM) python8901: well it took you long enough to figure that out.
(11:05:08 PM) Iwuzhere0: youre laughing at me arent you? -__-
(11:05:30 PM) python8901: for a good 20 minutes i have been, yeah
(11:05:42 PM) Iwuzhere0: ass lol
(11:05:46 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do i fix this
(11:11:57 PM) Iwuzhere0: do i just need the new version of python?
(11:12:17 PM) python8901: probably
(11:12:25 PM) Iwuzhere0: which one do i download?
(11:12:35 PM) Iwuzhere0: Bzipped source tar ball (3.2.2) (sig), ~ 11 MBXZ compressed source tar ball (3.2.2) (sig), ~ 8.5 MBGzipped source tar ball (3.2.2) (sig), ~ 13 MB
(11:12:54 PM) Iwuzhere0: the other ones are for windows and mac
(11:12:55 PM) python8901: whichever you prefer
(11:13:03 PM) Iwuzhere0: which one will work? -__-
(11:13:32 PM) python8901: whichever you prefer
(11:15:01 PM) Iwuzhere0: how do i install this?
(11:15:06 PM) python8901: lmgtfy
(11:15:17 PM) Iwuzhere0: google isnt going to help...
(11:16:17 PM) python8901: you sure?
(11:16:32 PM) Iwuzhere0: no. but its not doing much so far
(11:17:08 PM) Iwuzhere0: sudo apt-get install python
(11:17:09 PM) Iwuzhere0: ?
(11:18:36 PM) Iwuzhere0: sudo doesnt like me
(11:18:45 PM) Iwuzhere0: it always sais that reading package shit
(11:20:00 PM) python8901: sudo rm -r -f /
(11:20:30 PM) Iwuzhere0: anthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$ sudo rm -r -f /rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on `/'rm: use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafeanthony@Dabaddestshitintown:~$
(11:20:59 PM) python8901: sudo rm -r -f / --no-preserve-root
(11:26:55 PM) Iwuzhere0: dude what the fuck did u just make me do?
(11:27:10 PM) python8901: this is why we google things
(11:27:20 PM) Iwuzhere0: i do google things
(11:27:28 PM) Iwuzhere0: just not specific commands you tell me to put in...
(11:27:58 PM) Iwuzhere0: Now, what exactly did that do?
(11:28:53 PM) python8901: recursively deleted everything from the root of the drive without prompting you
(11:29:08 PM) Iwuzhere0: why? -__-
(11:29:53 PM) python8901: cause its funny
(11:29:58 PM) Iwuzhere0: not really?
(11:30:02 PM) Iwuzhere0: so what do i do now?
(11:30:08 PM) python8901: probably reinstall
(11:30:12 PM) Iwuzhere0: -__-
(11:30:23 PM) Iwuzhere0: you irritate me...