AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THESEEEEEEEEEEE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

What do you think of these lonely anons
Posting up their profiles from ol' Steam?
Look through the thread and you'll wish you were dead
From their descriptions packed full of memes
Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why would I add all of these gay Steam friends
Mm say goodbye to all of my Steam friends

What do I do when they message and whine?
(Will you please let me suck off your bone?)
How do they feel when I switch to offline?
(Once he's back I won't be all alone?)
Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why would I add all of these gay Steam friends
Mm say goodbye to all of my Steam friends

(Do you want to ERP?)
Can't we just queue TF2
(Could it have some ERP?)
Why'd I friend from Left 4 Dead 2?

(Could you make me your own anime wife?)
I'd rather not since I know you're a dude
(Won't you just please let me into your life?)
I'd remove you but I'd just feel rude
Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why would I add all of these gay Steam friends
Oh say goodbye to all of my Steam friends

(Do you want to ERP?)
Why can't we just play Co-op
(Could it have some ERP?)
Could you just please fucking stop

Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why would I add all of these gay Steam friends
Mm say goodbye to all of my Steam friends
Yes I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Be one of your Steam friends