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- Hey Jimmy, where you going?
- I don't know where I'm goin'
- My Dad died, and he left me his degrees
- My mom would always say "Dad, why don't you work?"
- But he just kept learning
- All the other kids' parents were working and saving up money for school
- And I was actually in school all while my dad was in school!
- He was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree
- And now I'm just glad he left me these
- Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have
- These are documented
- My father left them for me
- And I'm going to leave them to my kids
- I'm going to learn too
- I'm going to get super smart, so I, too, can die without money
- But I'll be the smartest dead guy!
- Who has that?
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