Retarded Ubers

Satan (Ninjask) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 31 Def / 31 SpA / 31 SpD / 31 Spe
Timid Nature
- Double Team
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Baton Pass

G.O.D. (Shedinja) (N) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 31 Def / 31 SpA / 31 SpD / 31 Spe
Jolly Nature
- X-Scissor
- Shadow Claw
- Toxic
- Baton Pass

Just Blaziken (Blaziken) (M) @ Blazikenite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 31 Def / 31 SpA / 31 SpD / 31 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Baton Pass
- Bulk Up
- Knock Off
- Low Kick

El Creep (Mr. Mime) (M) @ Light Clay
Ability: Soundproof
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 31 Def / 31 SpA / 31 SpD / 31 Spe
Timid Nature
- Baton Pass
- Barrier
- Reflect
- Light Screen

Killer of Children (Drifloon) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 31 Def / 31 SpA / 31 SpD / 31 Spe
Timid Nature
- Defog
- Tailwind
- Double Team
- Baton Pass

Sick Beard (Absol) (F) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
IVs: 31 HP / 31 Atk / 31 Def / 31 SpA / 31 SpD / 31 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Baton Pass
- Double Team
- Night Slash
- Swords Dance