Jathma

/PoFg/ Internet Advice, smol green (???)

May 7th, 2018 (edited)
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  1. >So I read on my Taiwanese crochet pattern forum that humans need to orgasm at least once a week
  2. >I foolishly foolishly followed their advice and gave my human a handjob
  3. >In the months since, he's been non stop humping my legs, hands, tits
  4. >I've woken up with my fur caked in cum
  5. >I've woken up to his dick sliding across my muzzle
  6. >He tried to stick it in me once, but I put a stop to that real quick
  7. >It did feel good though
  8. >But fucking my pet just feels weird
  9. >I tried putting him in a crate at night, but he knew how to work the latch and I woke up with cum across my ears
  10. >I'm almost held hostage by this horny fucker
  11. >Last week I finally caved to his constant fuckery and gave him a blowjob
  12. >Since then whenever he wants attention he'll sit on my couch, legs spread
  13. >And I either get him off or I deal with washing dried cum off my fur the next day
  14. >That's the last time I fucking trust randos on the internet
  15. >He does taste good though
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