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  1. [2011-12-23 21:00:27] <Salmander> Ca-thunk
  2. [2011-12-23 21:00:27] <Soulless> Stoat has nothing to drink with.
  3. [2011-12-23 21:00:40] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter sips on his flask and passes it.
  4. [2011-12-23 21:00:45] <Salmander> Ca-thunk ca-thunk
  5. [2011-12-23 21:00:52] <Salmander> It's coming from the rec room's chimney
  6. [2011-12-23 21:00:59] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan bolts up.
  7. [2011-12-23 21:01:00] <Soulless> Stoat downs what's left of the flask.
  8. [2011-12-23 21:01:01] <Mr_Wilt> "What? What?"
  9. [2011-12-23 21:01:10] <Fifthman> Cecil bolts up too. "Shh, I hear something!"
  10. [2011-12-23 21:01:14] <Soulless> She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, smiling.
  11. [2011-12-23 21:01:22] <Fifthman> Cecil sneaks up to the rec room chimney.
  12. [2011-12-23 21:01:24] <Salmander> Ca-thunk-thunk-thunk
  13. [2011-12-23 21:01:29] <Salmander> "HO HO HO"
  14. [2011-12-23 21:01:31] <TheRaven> Taggart looks at the chimney.
  15. [2011-12-23 21:01:34] <TheRaven> "..."
  16. [2011-12-23 21:01:37] <Sequence> Eva waves up. "What?"
  17. [2011-12-23 21:01:50] <Wombat> "Sonofa..."
  18. [2011-12-23 21:01:54] <Salmander> "Meeerrrryyy Christmas."
  19. [2011-12-23 21:02:01] <Soulless> Stoat gets up. "...I hear something..."
  20. [2011-12-23 21:02:09] <Fifthman> Cecil raises an eyebrow.
  21. [2011-12-23 21:02:22] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter gets up too, "YOU HEAR SOMETHING!!"
  22. [2011-12-23 21:02:25] <Salmander> The voice sounds Jolly with a capital J
  23. [2011-12-23 21:02:29] <Sequence> "Issat... Santa?"
  24. [2011-12-23 21:02:31] <ShadesO`Gray> He seems generally excited about this...
  25. [2011-12-23 21:02:33] <Pryor> "begorra, what's that noise?"
  26. [2011-12-23 21:02:35] <Soulless> "Yeah, c'mon let's go find out~"
  27. [2011-12-23 21:02:41] <Wombat> Katrin looks up the chimney.
  28. [2011-12-23 21:02:46] <Soulless> Stoat stumbles out and makes her way to the rec room.
  29. [2011-12-23 21:02:56] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan blinks.
  30. [2011-12-23 21:02:58] <Mr_Wilt> "Wat."
  31. [2011-12-23 21:02:59] <Salmander> a-thunk
  32. [2011-12-23 21:03:08] <Salmander> Thunk
  33. [2011-12-23 21:03:10] <ShadesO`Gray> "OKAY," says Walter, stumbling out next to her through the halls.
  34. [2011-12-23 21:03:14] <Salmander> Thud
  35. [2011-12-23 21:03:20] <Wombat> Katrin backs up from the Chimney.
  36. [2011-12-23 21:03:21] <Salmander> Soot flies out of the chimney
  37. [2011-12-23 21:03:28] <Wombat> "Get ready, guys..."
  38. [2011-12-23 21:03:44] <TheRaven> Taggart's hand is resting on his rifle.
  39. [2011-12-23 21:03:50] <Mr_Wilt> As is Nolan's
  40. [2011-12-23 21:03:57] <Pryor> "fuck me, a fat man's fallen down the chimney, reminds me of home"
  41. [2011-12-23 21:04:01] <Wombat> Katrin's hand is on her revolver.
  42. [2011-12-23 21:04:08] <Fifthman> Cecil's sneaking next to the chimney.
  43. [2011-12-23 21:04:17] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter pokes his head into the rec room...
  44. [2011-12-23 21:04:20] <ShadesO`Gray> "ello?"
  45. [2011-12-23 21:04:23] <Salmander> And climbing out of the chimney from behind the soot is a fat, smiling man with a white beard. He is dressed in a red snow suit with white lining
  46. [2011-12-23 21:04:26] <ShadesO`Gray> "What's all this then?"
  47. [2011-12-23 21:04:33] <Wombat> "Santa!"
  48. [2011-12-23 21:04:35] <Mr_Wilt> "..What?
  49. [2011-12-23 21:04:35] <Wombat> Katrin grins widely.
  50. [2011-12-23 21:04:37] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter blinks...
  51. [2011-12-23 21:04:37] <Salmander> "Ho ho ho!"
  52. [2011-12-23 21:04:44] <Wombat> "You do know you're two days early, right?"
  53. [2011-12-23 21:04:52] <Fifthman> "Surpri-- Santa!?"
  54. [2011-12-23 21:05:08] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter is standing there blinking...
  55. [2011-12-23 21:05:09] <Soulless> "...It's.. Santa...?"
  56. [2011-12-23 21:05:12] <Sequence> "Santa?!"
  57. [2011-12-23 21:05:17] <TheRaven> "What."
  58. [2011-12-23 21:05:20] <Salmander> "Ho ho ho, well I'm getting a head start. Too many fucking people in the world these days."
  59. [2011-12-23 21:05:21] <Soulless> Stoat stumbles back to her room.
  60. [2011-12-23 21:05:25] <Mr_Wilt> "../What/?"
  61. [2011-12-23 21:05:27] <Soulless> "Charon? Charon are you here?"
  62. [2011-12-23 21:05:36] <Mr_Wilt> Charon is not.
  63. [2011-12-23 21:05:45] <Wombat> "Ah. And I presume you have some stuff for us in your bag of toys?"
  64. [2011-12-23 21:05:53] <Mr_Wilt> He is in her bathroom.
  65. [2011-12-23 21:05:54] <Soulless> "Santa's outside..." She pauses a moment before she realizes he's gone.
  66. [2011-12-23 21:05:55] <Pryor> "well, it appears that my childhood is rushing back to greet me"
  67. [2011-12-23 21:05:57] <Salmander> He hefts a sack behind himself and takes a long scroll out fo his pocket. "Now, let's see who's here..."
  68. [2011-12-23 21:06:01] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter blinks some more at that, stumbling back, and slumping against the far wall.
  69. [2011-12-23 21:06:03] <Soulless> "Santa's outside!"
  70. [2011-12-23 21:06:06] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh? How neat! Tell him I said hello!"
  71. [2011-12-23 21:06:12] <Soulless> "You don't want to come?"
  72. [2011-12-23 21:06:23] <Mr_Wilt> "Why would I? I don't need any gifts!"
  73. [2011-12-23 21:06:25] <Soulless> "I think you'd like him... he's happy like you."
  74. [2011-12-23 21:06:37] <ShadesO`Gray> His eyes are wide, and focused solely on Santa, breathing heavy.
  75. [2011-12-23 21:07:08] <Soulless> "...Are you ok with being by yourself for a bit and I check this out?"
  76. [2011-12-23 21:07:12] <Scantron> Spencer enters the rec room. "Seriously, has any one seen Ros-" He stares at Santa.
  77. [2011-12-23 21:07:15] <Wombat> Katrin clasps her hands together."
  78. [2011-12-23 21:07:16] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan, meanwhile, just cannot handle what is even going on.
  79. [2011-12-23 21:07:19] <Scantron> "..."
  80. [2011-12-23 21:07:21] <Salmander> He unravels the scroll. It unravels and rolls across teh room.
  81. [2011-12-23 21:07:23] <Pryor> "ffffuck me, it's santa claus"
  82. [2011-12-23 21:07:27] <Mr_Wilt> "Of course, dear! Enjoy yourself!"
  83. [2011-12-23 21:07:31] <ShadesO`Gray> "Fine...I'm fine..."
  84. [2011-12-23 21:07:32] <Salmander> The man adjusts his spectacles.
  85. [2011-12-23 21:07:33] <Erit_Invictus> Damian enters the rec room, "Heya evero-"
  86. [2011-12-23 21:07:54] <Scantron> "...impressive."
  87. [2011-12-23 21:07:56] <Salmander> "Alright." He clears his throat. "Now who wants some presents?"
  88. [2011-12-23 21:07:57] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan watches as the scroll unfolds. "I cannot believe this is happening."
  89. [2011-12-23 21:08:03] <Soulless> "I'll be back as soon as I can..." Stoat runs back to the rec room and stumbles in.
  90. [2011-12-23 21:08:05] <Wombat> "Me! Me!"
  91. [2011-12-23 21:08:07] <ShadesO`Gray> He curls up in a ball, and concentrates on breathing.
  92. [2011-12-23 21:08:09] <Soulless> Oh God, everyone can see Stoat's drunk.
  93. [2011-12-23 21:08:13] <Fifthman> Cecil runs out for a moment.
  94. [2011-12-23 21:08:13] <Soulless> "Santa~"
  95. [2011-12-23 21:08:16] <Wombat> Katrin claps her hands. She's reverted to child!Katrin
  96. [2011-12-23 21:08:17] <Salmander> Santa looks at Katrin. "Name?"
  97. [2011-12-23 21:08:24] <Wombat> "Katrin Cervinkova."
  98. [2011-12-23 21:08:31] <Erit_Invictus> "Is that santa claus"
  99. [2011-12-23 21:08:41] <Scantron> "It wouldn't surprise me."
  100. [2011-12-23 21:08:57] <Erit_Invictus> "Quinn, what the hell did you put in my coffee!"
  101. [2011-12-23 21:08:59] <Salmander> "Hmmm..." He looks through his scroll, then places a pudgy finger on a certain spot.
  102. [2011-12-23 21:09:07] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan cautiously raises his hand. "Um, I'll take a present, too, I guess."
  103. [2011-12-23 21:09:23] <Soulless> "I'd like one too, Santa~"
  104. [2011-12-23 21:09:35] <Salmander> "Cervinkova, Katrin... You have been..." He slowly moves his finger across the scroll. "Nice."
  105. [2011-12-23 21:09:40] <Scantron> "I suppose I'll join in the celebration."
  106. [2011-12-23 21:09:51] <Wombat> "Yay!"
  107. [2011-12-23 21:10:04] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter is not moving from being slumped up against the hall outside the rec room.
  108. [2011-12-23 21:10:18] <TheRaven> Taggart is all of the wat.
  109. [2011-12-23 21:10:30] <Soulless> Stoat goes to Walter. "C'mon. Don't you want to see Santa?"
  110. [2011-12-23 21:10:44] <Pryor> Joseph has pretty much accepted this warped, twisted mockery of a reality that he lives in
  111. [2011-12-23 21:10:44] <Scantron> Spencer looks out after Stoat. "...how drunk is she?"
  112. [2011-12-23 21:10:57] <ShadesO`Gray> "Nooooo," he says, shaking his head," You go...I need...air."
  113. [2011-12-23 21:11:05] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan shrugs. "I don't even know how she got drunk."
  114. [2011-12-23 21:11:16] <Fifthman> Cecil returns to the rec room with a serving cart full of warm cookies and several glasses of milk from the cafeteria.
  115. [2011-12-23 21:11:28] <Pryor> "so, santa, how've i been?"
  116. [2011-12-23 21:11:33] <Salmander> He reaches a hand into his bag and roots around in it before finally bringing out a pair of binoculars. "Special elf-made binoculars. Veeeerrryyy good at what they do. I'd dare say they'd even increase your perception by 2."
  117. [2011-12-23 21:11:45] <Wombat> "Yay! Thanks Santa!"
  118. [2011-12-23 21:11:59] <Erit_Invictus> Damian's jaw drops. Hard
  119. [2011-12-23 21:11:59] <Wombat> Katrin gleefully smiles.
  120. [2011-12-23 21:12:00] <Salmander> He hands them off to Katrin and then goes back to his list. "Neeeext."
  121. [2011-12-23 21:12:10] <Soulless> "Okaaat"
  122. [2011-12-23 21:12:16] <Soulless> Stoat wanders to Santa.
  123. [2011-12-23 21:12:17] <Wombat> Katrin peers through the binoculars.
  124. [2011-12-23 21:12:18] <Soulless> "Me next?"
  125. [2011-12-23 21:12:22] <Salmander> "Name?"
  126. [2011-12-23 21:12:30] <Soulless> "Stoat~"
  127. [2011-12-23 21:12:32] <Salmander> They are very good binoculars.
  128. [2011-12-23 21:12:36] <Scantron> "Wait... increasing perception by two? What?"
  129. [2011-12-23 21:12:51] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan just accepts what is going on and lives with it. What the hell, Santa's cool, right?
  130. [2011-12-23 21:13:02] <Erit_Invictus> "SPencer, just smile and nod"
  131. [2011-12-23 21:13:13] <Salmander> Santa frowns. "Stoat..." He rubs his beard. "Ah, Alicia!"
  132. [2011-12-23 21:13:13] <Scantron> Spencer smiles and nods.
  133. [2011-12-23 21:13:15] <Lurker> Percy and Tam arrive!
  134. [2011-12-23 21:13:17] <Pryor> to nolan [think we should secure this guy? at least tag him?]
  135. [2011-12-23 21:13:19] <Wombat> "Ooooh..."
  136. [2011-12-23 21:13:19] <Soulless> Stoat SHUSHES!
  137. [2011-12-23 21:13:24] <Soulless> "Please don't say that name!"
  138. [2011-12-23 21:13:28] <Fifthman> "And have a cookie!" Cecil offers a cookie to Spencer.
  139. [2011-12-23 21:13:28] <Lurker> Tam's eyebrows are raised, Percy is confused.
  140. [2011-12-23 21:13:31] <Erit_Invictus> ...
  141. [2011-12-23 21:13:37] <Sequence> Eva is so gobsmacked.
  142. [2011-12-23 21:13:38] <Mr_Wilt> "[What? Man, it's fucking Santa. Why would we do that?]"
  143. [2011-12-23 21:13:39] <Erit_Invictus> What a beautiful name...
  144. [2011-12-23 21:13:41] <Soulless> She looks so embarrassed.
  145. [2011-12-23 21:13:49] <TheRaven> Taggart keeps sipping his coffee. This is nothing.
  146. [2011-12-23 21:13:52] <Salmander> "Very nice girl, yes." Santa reaches into his bag.
  147. [2011-12-23 21:13:53] <Soulless> So, so embarrassed.
  148. [2011-12-23 21:13:56] <Scantron> Spencer takes the cookie.
  149. [2011-12-23 21:13:57] <Fifthman> Cecil raises an eyebrow. Alicia? Hm.
  150. [2011-12-23 21:14:00] <Soulless> "O-oh?"
  151. [2011-12-23 21:14:07] <Wombat> Katrin positions herslef behind Joseph in case he decides to try something.
  152. [2011-12-23 21:14:13] <Soulless> She gives everyone else a look that says 'if you call me by my name I will murder you all'.
  153. [2011-12-23 21:14:17] <Pryor> [because he's capable of entering the house of every child everywhere, something could go down]
  154. [2011-12-23 21:14:30] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan looks over at Stoat, noting 'Alicia'. "[Has it ever?]"
  155. [2011-12-23 21:14:38] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan has gotten used to this sort of stuff now. He isn't even raising an eyebrow.
  156. [2011-12-23 21:14:46] <Mr_Wilt> SLJ creeps on into the rec room as well.
  157. [2011-12-23 21:14:49] <Pryor> [valid point]
  158. [2011-12-23 21:15:11] <Sequence> Eva looks at Stoat. ??????
  159. [2011-12-23 21:15:15] <Salmander> He pulls out a small book. "The sugar plum fairy has cast a spell on this book to teach its owner any language they may want to learn. Veeeryyyy special. Could even give you a +2 in academics." He hands it to Stoat.
  160. [2011-12-23 21:15:33] <Mr_Wilt> "Plus two in what?"
  161. [2011-12-23 21:15:34] <Salmander> "Alright, next?"
  162. [2011-12-23 21:15:37] <Soulless> "My name is Stoat." She says firmly, then looks to the book. "Oh! T-thank you, Santa~"
  163. [2011-12-23 21:15:39] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan steps forward.
  164. [2011-12-23 21:15:43] <Mr_Wilt> "Uh, me next, I guess?"
  165. [2011-12-23 21:15:44] =-= YOU are now known as Santamander
  166. [2011-12-23 21:15:45] <Sequence> Eva is right behind him.
  167. [2011-12-23 21:15:54] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter continues breathing heavily against the fair wall, mumbling to himself incoherently over and over...
  168. [2011-12-23 21:15:56] <Scantron> Spencer notes the book. Damn, that would be nice.
  169. [2011-12-23 21:15:56] <Erit_Invictus> "Stoat... that's a beautiful name"
  170. [2011-12-23 21:16:03] <Lurker> Redact.
  171. [2011-12-23 21:16:30] <Soulless> "Damian... no, no, my name is Stoat. If you think that name's beautiful... I don't know how to deal with this."
  172. [2011-12-23 21:16:32] <Santamander> Santa regards Nolan. "Ah, Nolan, yes. My snowmen have been watching you for quite some time. your'e a hot one." He checks his list. "But you're nice, it seems."
  173. [2011-12-23 21:16:32] <Fifthman> Cecil sits next to Katrin and offers her a cookie.
  174. [2011-12-23 21:16:36] <Wombat> "Santa, You're the BEST!"
  175. [2011-12-23 21:16:44] <Wombat> Katrin snags a cookie and noms.
  176. [2011-12-23 21:16:50] <Scantron> "I second this notion."
  177. [2011-12-23 21:16:54] <Mr_Wilt> "Yeah, uh, I'm sorry. I guess I get a little out of hand."
  178. [2011-12-23 21:16:57] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan waves at Stoat.
  179. [2011-12-23 21:17:07] <Soulless> Stoat nods to Duncan. Everyone can see she's drunk.
  180. [2011-12-23 21:17:16] <Fifthman> Cecil squees. Katrin's so cute when she's like this.
  181. [2011-12-23 21:17:35] <ShockwaveLover> "Getting into the christmas cheer early?"
  182. [2011-12-23 21:17:44] <Soulless> "What do you mean?"
  183. [2011-12-23 21:17:50] <Soulless> Ah, Stoat is so amiable while drunk.
  184. [2011-12-23 21:17:57] <Santamander> He takes out a bandana. "The elves snuck a little telekill. Don't tell anyone." He winks at Nolan. "Your mental defense will increase by 1 with this lovely item."
  185. [2011-12-23 21:18:01] <Fifthman> "Never too early or late for Christmas cheer!" Cecil cheers.
  186. [2011-12-23 21:18:09] <Soulless> She's... so gentle, and kind. One can tell from her voice.
  187. [2011-12-23 21:18:23] <ShockwaveLover> "Ask me later. I'm going to see Santa." He grins.
  188. [2011-12-23 21:18:30] <Fifthman> Cecil jumps upward, plate of cookies and a glass of milk in hand.
  189. [2011-12-23 21:18:31] <Sequence> Eva steps up behind Nolan.
  190. [2011-12-23 21:18:34] <Santamander> "next?" He looks at the rest of the group.
  191. [2011-12-23 21:18:34] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, thank you." He takes the bandana and wanders off.
  192. [2011-12-23 21:18:38] <TheRaven> Taggart considers his old No. 5 Fighting Knife. He's got no use for it anymore. Maybe Stoat would like a little Christmas present when she sobers up a bit.
  193. [2011-12-23 21:18:40] <Fifthman> "Santa, santa, do you want a cookie?"
  194. [2011-12-23 21:18:41] <Erit_Invictus> "im guessing me?"
  195. [2011-12-23 21:18:42] <Sequence> "Um, me!"
  196. [2011-12-23 21:18:44] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan tries the bandana on.
  197. [2011-12-23 21:18:53] <Fifthman> Cecil rushes to Santa's side.
  198. [2011-12-23 21:18:59] <Santamander> "Oh, why thank you." He accepts a cookie from Cecil.
  199. [2011-12-23 21:19:00] <Sequence> Eva is getting excited. Oh my /god/ it's Santa.
  200. [2011-12-23 21:19:01] <Scantron> Spencer waits for people to get their gifts. He likes watching people get gifts.
  201. [2011-12-23 21:19:12] <Santamander> "Cecil, right?"
  202. [2011-12-23 21:19:13] <Sequence> Eva steps up to Santa.
  203. [2011-12-23 21:19:20] <Sequence> She is so in awe.
  204. [2011-12-23 21:19:20] <Soulless> Stoat smiles, holding the book.
  205. [2011-12-23 21:19:21] <Fifthman> "Uh huh!" Cecil nods eagerly.
  206. [2011-12-23 21:19:26] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter is contemplating running for it, but at the moment he can't quite muster the nerve to uncurl...
  207. [2011-12-23 21:19:38] <Soulless> She walks to Walter with the book.
  208. [2011-12-23 21:19:51] <Soulless> "Come on! Santa's giving presents!" She's so warm and inviting.
  209. [2011-12-23 21:20:01] <Erit_Invictus> Damian sits down, smiling
  210. [2011-12-23 21:20:07] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan's jaw drops.
  211. [2011-12-23 21:20:16] <Erit_Invictus> THis if the first time something trully good ocmes out of the pool
  212. [2011-12-23 21:20:29] <ShockwaveLover> "Wow. Never thought I'd see that." he chuckles to himself.
  213. [2011-12-23 21:20:42] <ShockwaveLover> "Goodd for her."
  214. [2011-12-23 21:20:51] <Sequence> "Nolan, is that Santa?"
  215. [2011-12-23 21:20:51] <Santamander> Santa roots around in his bag and brings out a blue toque with a little pom-pom on the top. "I'm not even sure how the elves made this one, but they told me it would increase your Action Points by 1." he gives it to Cecil.
  216. [2011-12-23 21:20:53] <ShadesO`Gray> "He...he shouldn't be here," he says, breathing heavy with the stress of extra words, "I...*I*," he bites the word off killing them in his mouth.
  217. [2011-12-23 21:21:00] <Mr_Wilt> "..I do believe it is, Eva."
  218. [2011-12-23 21:21:01] <Scantron> "It seems to be."
  219. [2011-12-23 21:21:16] <TheRaven> Taggart stands up.
  220. [2011-12-23 21:21:21] <ShockwaveLover> "Does it really matter who it is?"
  221. [2011-12-23 21:21:34] <Sequence> "I thought- but it- it's /Santa/. That means- but then-"
  222. [2011-12-23 21:21:35] <Fifthman> Cecil gasps and tries it on. "It fits perfectly thank you thank you thank you thank you!" He hugs Santa.
  223. [2011-12-23 21:21:36] <Santamander> "Now then, Eva." Santa looks through his list. "You are a very eager young lady."
  224. [2011-12-23 21:21:37] <Sequence> Eva is so overwhelmed.
  225. [2011-12-23 21:21:47] <ShockwaveLover> "Lord knows, we can do with some festive cheer. Enjoy it."
  226. [2011-12-23 21:21:50] <Sequence> "I- were you- was it-"
  227. [2011-12-23 21:21:51] <Wombat> "I guess I was wrong..."
  228. [2011-12-23 21:21:59] <Wombat> "And never have I been so glad to be wrong."
  229. [2011-12-23 21:22:04] <Sequence> "But then- when I was a kid- were you?"
  230. [2011-12-23 21:22:05] <Soulless> "Come on, Walter."
  231. [2011-12-23 21:22:13] <Soulless> "Just enjoy it."
  232. [2011-12-23 21:22:17] <Soulless> She smiles, so sweetly.
  233. [2011-12-23 21:22:39] <Santamander> "You asked for a lot." Santa looks over the scroll. "A lot a lot."
  234. [2011-12-23 21:22:46] <Erit_Invictus> "SPencer"
  235. [2011-12-23 21:22:52] <Scantron> "Yes, Damian?"
  236. [2011-12-23 21:22:55] <Sequence> "I didn't mean to, I'm sorry, I didn't know?"
  237. [2011-12-23 21:23:00] <Erit_Invictus> "Do you know any shcrithmas song to play with the piano?"
  238. [2011-12-23 21:23:03] <ShadesO`Gray> "I can't I can't...I," he looks from Santa to Stoat, and his breathing relaxes a bit, "...alright, I'll try..."
  239. [2011-12-23 21:23:11] <ShadesO`Gray> "I...might need some help standing up..."
  240. [2011-12-23 21:23:31] <ShockwaveLover> "Need a hand Stoat?" Duncan calls.
  241. [2011-12-23 21:23:32] <Scantron> "I know /all/ of the Christmas songs, Mr. Marchese. Once Mr. Claus here is done with the presents, I'll play a few."
  242. [2011-12-23 21:23:35] <ShadesO`Gray> "Both of my legs might be asleep right now."
  243. [2011-12-23 21:23:39] <Soulless> "I'll help you."
  244. [2011-12-23 21:23:41] <Soulless> So sweet.
  245. [2011-12-23 21:23:51] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan just cannot even, but man, this bandana is pretty rad.
  246. [2011-12-23 21:23:52] <Soulless> Stoat carries him nonchalantly over.
  247. [2011-12-23 21:23:56] <Santamander> "You've been asking for the same little make-up kit for 20 years."
  248. [2011-12-23 21:23:56] <Pryor> Joseph is a tad apprehensive
  249. [2011-12-23 21:24:00] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter manages a smile at her, as she drags him over...
  250. [2011-12-23 21:24:20] <Soulless> Stoat smiles back and plops Walter down before Santa.
  251. [2011-12-23 21:24:46] <Sequence> Eva blushes really red.
  252. [2011-12-23 21:24:51] <Sequence> "I- you remember?"
  253. [2011-12-23 21:24:53] <Santamander> He roots around in his bag and brings out a small make-up kit. "This should make you very pretty, m'dear. Enough, I'd think, to increase your Persuasion by 3." He gives to to Eva.
  254. [2011-12-23 21:25:18] <Sequence> "I- I- th-th-thank you, Santa! I mean- thanks!"
  255. [2011-12-23 21:25:18] <Erit_Invictus> "Mr...Claus, would be so kind to stay with us for a while after the presents are given?"
  256. [2011-12-23 21:25:23] <Sequence> Eva stares at the kit.
  257. [2011-12-23 21:25:27] <Santamander> "Alright, next."
  258. [2011-12-23 21:25:34] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan grins, scooting on over toward Eva. "Make-up kit, huh?"
  259. [2011-12-23 21:25:42] <TheRaven> Taggart walks over.
  260. [2011-12-23 21:25:43] <Scantron> Spencer steps forward. \
  261. [2011-12-23 21:25:49] <Sequence> Eva is blushing so hard. "I- wanted to look like my sister."
  262. [2011-12-23 21:26:05] <Mr_Wilt> He wraps an arm around her. "For twenty years?"
  263. [2011-12-23 21:26:12] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter is apparently plopped down before Santa, his eyes going wide again and he's breathing a bit frantic..."Hi...," he manages...
  264. [2011-12-23 21:26:31] <Scantron> "I can't say we've met in person." Spencer extends his hand to Santa.
  265. [2011-12-23 21:26:40] <Santamander> Santa looks over Taggart. "Jack, right? Oh, ad hello Walter."
  266. [2011-12-23 21:26:54] <TheRaven> "Yep." He's smiling.
  267. [2011-12-23 21:26:57] <Scantron> Spencer steps back a bit to allow Santa to talk to Taggart.
  268. [2011-12-23 21:26:58] <Santamander> Santa shakes Spencer's hand with a gloved mitt. "You've been a naughty boy Spencer."
  269. [2011-12-23 21:26:59] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan takes his place in the line.
  270. [2011-12-23 21:27:05] <Erit_Invictus> Damian got ignored...
  271. [2011-12-23 21:27:10] <Scantron> "I suppose I have."
  272. [2011-12-23 21:27:17] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter flinches at that, just a bit...and then relaxes...seemingly resigned.
  273. [2011-12-23 21:27:19] <Santamander> Damian should be quicker on the draw.
  274. [2011-12-23 21:27:38] <Santamander> "Well, let's go through you one by one."
  275. [2011-12-23 21:28:04] <Soulless> Stoat settles with her book, still smiling.
  276. [2011-12-23 21:28:28] <Sequence> "Well- it was a thing- and then I really saw the make-up kit and it was just so perfect and I never wanted to ask for it."
  277. [2011-12-23 21:28:43] <Santamander> He looks through his scroll, then reaches into his bag. He brings out a deck of cards. He hands them to Taggart. "Use them well, Jack. They'll increase your thrown weapons by 2."
  278. [2011-12-23 21:28:45] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan grins. "Well I bet you'll look beautiful in it."
  279. [2011-12-23 21:28:49] <ShadesO`Gray> "Do your worst...just get over it with quick please," he says, not looking up.
  280. [2011-12-23 21:29:19] <TheRaven> "Thanks." He grins and heads back to where he was sitting.
  281. [2011-12-23 21:29:33] <Santamander> Santa clears his throat. "As for you, Walter.... Hmmm... let's see."
  282. [2011-12-23 21:29:58] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter clenches, as if ready for the beating of his life...
  283. [2011-12-23 21:30:00] <Sequence> Eva simply cannot blush any more./
  284. [2011-12-23 21:30:21] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan gives Eva's blushing face a kiss.
  285. [2011-12-23 21:30:25] <Fifthman> Cecil has a shiny new /perfect/ hat now! What can he do with his old ascot... wait...
  286. [2011-12-23 21:30:37] <Fifthman> Cecil puts his ascot onto Saphir.
  287. [2011-12-23 21:30:48] <Santamander> He reaches into his bag. "1994, you requested a pair of those old pump action basketball shoes."
  288. [2011-12-23 21:30:54] <Sequence> Saphir squeaks and starts zipping around the room.
  289. [2011-12-23 21:31:30] <Lurker> Tam and Percy do show up, Tam's arms are crossed, Percy looks very out of character with a great big grin on his face and his eyes lit up.
  290. [2011-12-23 21:31:40] <Sequence> "And, um, Nolan? I have your gift down in Engineering."
  291. [2011-12-23 21:31:45] <Santamander> "Now, I hope they help in your pursuit of criminal justice." He pulls out a pair of Nike Air Pumps. "They should give you a +2 to athletics."
  292. [2011-12-23 21:31:47] <ShadesO`Gray> He blinks for a moment, "I...recall, that yes."
  293. [2011-12-23 21:31:52] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh? You gave me a gift?"
  294. [2011-12-23 21:31:56] <Scantron> Spencer is waiting patiently, smiling.
  295. [2011-12-23 21:32:01] <Sequence> "Yep."
  296. [2011-12-23 21:32:17] <Santamander> Santa hands Walter the shoes. "As for you, Spencer."
  297. [2011-12-23 21:32:20] <Mr_Wilt> "Guess I'll have to go down and see it, once the fun's over."
  298. [2011-12-23 21:32:31] <Scantron> Spencer nods as he is acknowledged.
  299. [2011-12-23 21:32:35] <ShadesO`Gray> Walter blinks again, looking down at his present...a tear rolls down his eye...he looks up, "Thank you Santa..." and moves off to sit alone with his gift.
  300. [2011-12-23 21:32:43] <Sequence> "Yep." Eva opens the makeup kit and just looks at it for a bit.
  301. [2011-12-23 21:33:01] <Santamander> Santa takes a while to look through the list until he finds Spencer. "Ah, you appear to just be borderline. This is quite the conundrum."
  302. [2011-12-23 21:33:14] <Soulless> Stoat's still quite happy
  303. [2011-12-23 21:33:23] <Pryor> "well santa, he keeps blood monsters from eating the world"
  304. [2011-12-23 21:33:37] <Scantron> "I do admit that my behavior has been... borderline does seem like a good way to put it." He looks over. "Thank you, Mr. O'Donnell."
  305. [2011-12-23 21:33:46] <Pryor> "anytime"
  306. [2011-12-23 21:33:51] <ShockwaveLover> "He can be a bit of a dick though."
  307. [2011-12-23 21:33:56] <Mr_Wilt> "He's saved our lives in one way or another."
  308. [2011-12-23 21:33:59] <Sequence> "Hey, Spencer is nice."
  309. [2011-12-23 21:34:07] <ShockwaveLover> "He shut Saphir in a bag."
  310. [2011-12-23 21:34:08] <Sequence> "He's a good friend, even if sometimes he does act like a dick."
  311. [2011-12-23 21:34:12] <Sequence> Eva frowns.
  312. [2011-12-23 21:34:20] <Scantron> Spencer blushes. "This is all true, I suppose."
  313. [2011-12-23 21:34:28] <Sequence> Saphir is still zooming around the room, squeaking.
  314. [2011-12-23 21:34:30] <Pryor> "he seems like a bro"
  315. [2011-12-23 21:34:34] <TheRaven> "Acts like a dick? For a while there, he *was* a dick!"
  316. [2011-12-23 21:34:36] <Sequence> She's managed not to bump into anyone by sheer chance.
  317. [2011-12-23 21:34:37] <Mr_Wilt> "Cut the guy some slack, Santa. He was a dick for five minutes."
  318. [2011-12-23 21:34:41] <Mr_Wilt> "I mean, a /literal/ dick."
  319. [2011-12-23 21:34:46] <ShockwaveLover> "I'm not saying otherwise Doc - we can all be dicks occasionally."
  320. [2011-12-23 21:34:52] <Wombat> "It's true, I have the picture to prove it."
  321. [2011-12-23 21:34:57] <ShockwaveLover> "Even yours truly." He grins.
  322. [2011-12-23 21:34:58] <ShadesO`Gray> After a thorough inspection of his shows...and a few linger thoughts of what he got that year instead, Walter immediately tries them on...pumping them up, and walking around.
  323. [2011-12-23 21:34:58] <Sequence> "Dick, dick!" Saphir squeaks.
  324. [2011-12-23 21:34:59] <Soulless> "Please show some sympathy to dear Spencer~"
  325. [2011-12-23 21:34:59] <Santamander> "Ah, hmm, I know..." He pulls out a pair of tapping shoes from his bag. "Try these on. With it you'll pull off the moonwalk flawlessly, and do some other dancing as well." He hands the pair to Spencer. "Nothing big, but it's no coal."
  326. [2011-12-23 21:35:01] <Fifthman> Cecil giggles.
  327. [2011-12-23 21:35:02] <Soulless> Stoat's so happy!
  328. [2011-12-23 21:35:19] <Soulless> She's so pleasant and nice.
  329. [2011-12-23 21:35:23] <Scantron> Spencer exchanges the shoes for his own.
  330. [2011-12-23 21:35:23] <Lurker> Percy approaches, practically vibrating with excitement.
  331. [2011-12-23 21:35:25] <Soulless> It's such a change from how she is normally.
  332. [2011-12-23 21:35:28] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan whistles to Saphir.
  333. [2011-12-23 21:35:44] <Mr_Wilt> "You look happy tonight, Stoat."
  334. [2011-12-23 21:35:44] <Santamander> Santa clears his throat and goes back to the list. "Marchese, Damian."
  335. [2011-12-23 21:35:48] <Sequence> Saphir zips up and then down again, managing to shed the hat.
  336. [2011-12-23 21:36:02] <Erit_Invictus> Damian stands up and nods
  337. [2011-12-23 21:36:08] <Sequence> She zooms over to Santa and starts orbiting him.
  338. [2011-12-23 21:36:14] <Wombat> "Thank you so much, Santa!"
  339. [2011-12-23 21:36:17] <Scantron> Spencer moonwalks a bit to test them out.
  340. [2011-12-23 21:36:27] <Erit_Invictus> He is...nervous
  341. [2011-12-23 21:36:44] <Santamander> "Here take this." He reaches into his bag and throws a book to Damian. "Some medical advice. Might expand your knowledge by +2."
  342. [2011-12-23 21:36:56] <ShadesO`Gray> Smile all childlike now, Walter races off, going for a run about the facility, still all smiles, eventually he ends up in his room, where he collapses for the night...still smiling, reflecting 'today was a good day'
  343. [2011-12-23 21:37:04] <Erit_Invictus> Damian smiles, "THanks a lot"
  344. [2011-12-23 21:37:47] <Santamander> "Schwarz, Duncan."
  345. [2011-12-23 21:37:51] <Sequence> Eva leans against Nolan, unpacking parts of the makeup kit.
  346. [2011-12-23 21:38:14] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan bounds forward, looking like a little kid at christmas.
  347. [2011-12-23 21:38:21] <ShockwaveLover> Which he is, really.
  348. [2011-12-23 21:38:29] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan kisses Eva's cheek. "Gonna put some on tonight?"
  349. [2011-12-23 21:38:33] <ShockwaveLover> "Santa, mate! Long time no see!"
  350. [2011-12-23 21:38:38] <Soulless> Stoat goes to hug Eva a bit, still happy and kind.
  351. [2011-12-23 21:38:43] <Soulless> Still drunk.
  352. [2011-12-23 21:38:45] <Sequence> "Oh my god, and it has the eyeshadow... Yeah, Nolan. Stoat! Sit down!"
  353. [2011-12-23 21:38:51] <Santamander> "Now, understand, son, I'm generally a pacifist, but you could really use this."
  354. [2011-12-23 21:38:52] <Sequence> Eva hugs Stoat back.
  355. [2011-12-23 21:38:53] <Soulless> "Why?"
  356. [2011-12-23 21:39:24] <Sequence> "Because I've waited 20 years to have a makeup party."
  357. [2011-12-23 21:39:41] <Soulless> "Haha~ You're free to put makeup on me. I'd like it~"
  358. [2011-12-23 21:39:45] <Wombat> Katrin doesn't get invited. D=
  359. [2011-12-23 21:39:48] <Soulless> Stoat's seriously amiable while drunk!
  360. [2011-12-23 21:39:52] <Mr_Wilt> "I bet you'd look pretty, Stoat!"
  361. [2011-12-23 21:39:59] <Wombat> "I've never been good with makeup."
  362. [2011-12-23 21:40:10] <Soulless> She settles down and sits on a couch. "I've never been good with makeup either..."
  363. [2011-12-23 21:40:10] <Santamander> Santa reaches into his sack and brings out a DVD pack. "My personal Judo training regimen. You're a quick learner. I think a quick runover could even increase your melee attack by 2."
  364. [2011-12-23 21:40:14] =-= ShadesO`Gray is now known as ShadesO`Gone
  365. [2011-12-23 21:40:27] <Fifthman> Cecil giggles. "That's because you two don't need it, silly ladies!"
  366. [2011-12-23 21:40:36] <Soulless> "I'm sure Eva can teach me! Oh Cecil, you're so kind~"
  367. [2011-12-23 21:40:39] <Sequence> "Katrin, come here once I'm done with Stoat!"
  368. [2011-12-23 21:40:39] <Pryor> "that's so boss"
  369. [2011-12-23 21:40:45] <Sequence> "Now... let's see..."
  370. [2011-12-23 21:40:47] <ShockwaveLover> "Awesome! I'll have to try it out on Stoat!"
  371. [2011-12-23 21:40:53] <ShockwaveLover> "Thanks Santa, you're the best!"
  372. [2011-12-23 21:40:53] <Sequence> Eva starts fiddling with the make up."
  373. [2011-12-23 21:40:56] <Santamander> "Neeext."
  374. [2011-12-23 21:40:58] <Soulless> "Hahaha, I'd like that Duncan~"
  375. [2011-12-23 21:41:03] <Pryor> "that's so much more awesome that anything i've ever seen"
  376. [2011-12-23 21:41:07] <Soulless> Stoat's so amiable and kind and gentle.
  377. [2011-12-23 21:41:07] <Mr_Wilt> "Man, Santa, that's badass." Nolan just has to call that out.
  378. [2011-12-23 21:41:15] <Mr_Wilt> "Personal Judo training regimens are badass."
  379. [2011-12-23 21:41:23] <Lurker> Percy and Tam are still waiting. Percy is excited, Tam looks like serious business.
  380. [2011-12-23 21:41:25] <Sequence> "Alright, Stoat, close your eyes, I'm going to put some eyeshadow on you..."
  381. [2011-12-23 21:41:31] <Soulless> She smiles a Eva. Her smile is so heartwarming. She closes her eyes.
  382. [2011-12-23 21:41:48] <Erit_Invictus> Damian clears his throath, "Mr, after you finish giving the presents, may you be so kind to stay with us for a little while?"
  383. [2011-12-23 21:41:59] <Sequence> Eva smiles back at Stoat's closed eyes and gently starts painting on the pale green eyeshadow.
  384. [2011-12-23 21:42:06] <Wombat> Katrin wanders over and sits down next to Stoat.
  385. [2011-12-23 21:42:12] <Santamander> "Can't son, have other places to go. Percy, get over here."
  386. [2011-12-23 21:42:32] <Lurker> Percy steps forward, his face all smiles and sunshine. "Y-Yes sir! H-Hello sir!"
  387. [2011-12-23 21:42:40] <Sequence> "Katrin, which do you think would look better on Stoat, smoky eyes or something clean?"
  388. [2011-12-23 21:42:42] <Mr_Wilt> SLJ is leaning beside Adrian. "Can you believe this shit?"
  389. [2011-12-23 21:42:49] <Lurker> Tam shakes his head.
  390. [2011-12-23 21:42:54] <Soulless> Stoat smiles and lets het.
  391. [2011-12-23 21:43:04] <Soulless> *her
  392. [2011-12-23 21:43:13] <Soulless> "What else do you plan to put on?"
  393. [2011-12-23 21:43:29] <Soulless> REDACT
  394. [2011-12-23 21:43:29] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan spots Tam, and walks over.
  395. [2011-12-23 21:43:43] <Soulless> Stoat waits happily, still with such a heartwarming smile.
  396. [2011-12-23 21:43:47] <ShockwaveLover> "Hey, Adrian! Not falling through vents today?"
  397. [2011-12-23 21:43:56] <Santamander> Santa slaps a small, iron bracelet into Percy's hand. "Y'know, the infomercials seem pretty scammy, but would you believe this thing actually works? +1 physical defense, by my estimates."
  398. [2011-12-23 21:44:03] <Wombat> "Hmmm.. I have no clue of what that means."
  399. [2011-12-23 21:44:06] <Wombat> "sorry."
  400. [2011-12-23 21:44:29] <Fifthman> Cecil ponders. "Something clean, but I'm biased."
  401. [2011-12-23 21:44:30] <Santamander> Santa nods to Percy, then looks down his list. "Mordechai, get over here."
  402. [2011-12-23 21:44:42] <Soulless> She continues smiling happily.
  403. [2011-12-23 21:44:47] <Mr_Wilt> SLJ blinks. He walks on over toward Santa.
  404. [2011-12-23 21:44:49] <Soulless> "I'm fine with anything~"
  405. [2011-12-23 21:44:57] <Lurker> "Th-Thank you sir!" Percy bows and slips the bracelet on, examining it as he wanders away to stare at it absently.
  406. [2011-12-23 21:44:58] <Sequence> "Hmm. Alright, Cecil, I'll go with that." Eva continues putting makeup on Stoat.
  407. [2011-12-23 21:44:58] <Mr_Wilt> "Erm, while I appreciate the gesture, sir, I'm Jewish."
  408. [2011-12-23 21:45:44] <Santamander> "Oh, I know. I bumped into the Hanukkah armadillo on the way over here. Asked me to give you this." He hands SLJ a check for $300.
  409. [2011-12-23 21:46:15] <TheRaven> Taggart laughs.
  410. [2011-12-23 21:46:23] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, I see. Thank you very much, sir." He takes the check.
  411. [2011-12-23 21:46:29] <Lurker> Tam raises an eyebrow, staring at Santa.
  412. [2011-12-23 21:47:01] <Santamander> "Joseph O'donnell?"
  413. [2011-12-23 21:47:02] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan hands him a cup of eggnog, which seems to have appeared from nowhere.
  414. [2011-12-23 21:47:14] <Pryor> "Me? santa?"
  415. [2011-12-23 21:47:37] <Mr_Wilt> He leans beside Adrian, smirking. "Giving the Jew money. Classy, ain't he?"
  416. [2011-12-23 21:47:53] <Pryor> joseph feels a joke has been stolen from him somehow..
  417. [2011-12-23 21:47:55] <Sequence> Eva hums and puts some strange powder on Stoat's face. "Wow, you have really smooth skin, Stoat."
  418. [2011-12-23 21:48:04] <Scantron> Spencer is off to the side, testing out his newly acquired dance skills.
  419. [2011-12-23 21:48:05] <Santamander> "That's Father Christmas to you."
  420. [2011-12-23 21:48:17] <Pryor> "p-pardon me, Father Christmas"
  421. [2011-12-23 21:48:18] <Soulless> "Haha, thank you~ It doesn't look like it but I do care for my skin..."
  422. [2011-12-23 21:48:28] <Soulless> "Aromatherapy often comes in lotions, you see~"
  423. [2011-12-23 21:48:42] <Pryor> slipping into russian [santa, i assume you know everything, please reveal nothing] in a very cheery tone
  424. [2011-12-23 21:48:44] <Soulless> "Maybe I'll show you some!"
  425. [2011-12-23 21:48:45] <Sequence> "Oooh, nice. I've never been able to find a good lotion, really. Open your eyes..."
  426. [2011-12-23 21:49:01] <Soulless> Stoat opens her eyes. So dark and muddy, but so warm.
  427. [2011-12-23 21:49:14] <Lurker> Tam looks to Duncan, raises an eyebrow, then takes the eggnog slowly, sniffing it.
  428. [2011-12-23 21:49:24] <Soulless> "I'll show you some sometime~ You like lavender, yes?"
  429. [2011-12-23 21:49:31] <ShockwaveLover> "Don't worry, it's not poisoned."
  430. [2011-12-23 21:49:55] <Lurker> "I know it's not, if I thought it was poisoned I would've shot you already."
  431. [2011-12-23 21:49:59] <Soulless> * -lavender +lilac
  432. [2011-12-23 21:49:59] <Santamander> "Yeah, I figured. Here, have some shades. They'll give you +2 to sneak." Santa hands Joseph a pair of sunglasses. "Careful not to be naughty, now."
  433. [2011-12-23 21:49:59] <ShockwaveLover> "Well, not much." He grins, and turns to SLJ.
  434. [2011-12-23 21:50:11] <Lurker> Tam takes a sip, going back to watching Santa.
  435. [2011-12-23 21:50:12] <ShockwaveLover> "Who's your friend?"
  436. [2011-12-23 21:50:25] <Pryor> "so, i'm forgiven?"
  437. [2011-12-23 21:50:31] <Sequence> "Ho-- oh yeah... Yes, I do. You're really happy today, aren't you? Now, keep still, adding a layer of mascara..."
  438. [2011-12-23 21:50:37] <Santamander> "For now."
  439. [2011-12-23 21:50:45] <Santamander> "I think that's everyone, yes?"
  440. [2011-12-23 21:50:53] <Lurker> Tam steps forward, holding the eggnog.
  441. [2011-12-23 21:50:56] <Pryor> "understood, thank you santa, you really are the best"
  442. [2011-12-23 21:50:58] <Lurker> He narrows his eyes.
  443. [2011-12-23 21:51:01] <Soulless> "Am I? I feel happier than I have for a while~ I must be a little tipsy!" She's so drunk. She holds still.
  444. [2011-12-23 21:51:03] <Lurker> "We meet again, old man."
  445. [2011-12-23 21:51:04] <Erit_Invictus> "Thanks a lot, Mr"
  446. [2011-12-23 21:51:11] <Pryor> "wait, santa! does this mean VunterSloush is real?"
  447. [2011-12-23 21:51:32] <Santamander> Santa looks at Tam. "You needed socks, Adrian. I won't be held responsibel for your reaction."
  448. [2011-12-23 21:51:41] <Sequence> "How much eggnog have you had, Stoat?" Eva giggles.
  449. [2011-12-23 21:51:50] <Lurker> Adrian's eyes narrow even harder, before he grins.
  450. [2011-12-23 21:51:55] <Mr_Wilt> SLJ shakes Duncan's hand. "They call me SLJ."
  451. [2011-12-23 21:52:14] <Lurker> "I'm alright with socks. I'm alright with anything. Pers says hello."
  452. [2011-12-23 21:52:14] <Soulless> "Oh! I had some w- ... I must've had more eggnog than I thought~" A little white lie.
  453. [2011-12-23 21:52:21] <ShockwaveLover> "Duncan. You were my TP saviour from the other night?"
  454. [2011-12-23 21:52:29] <Mr_Wilt> "That I was."
  455. [2011-12-23 21:52:38] <Sequence> Eva adds a last coat of gloss to Stoat's lips.
  456. [2011-12-23 21:52:44] <Sequence> "Oh, wow, Stoat, you look great."
  457. [2011-12-23 21:52:50] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan agrees.
  458. [2011-12-23 21:52:57] <Soulless> Stoat smiles. "You really think? Do you have a mirror?"
  459. [2011-12-23 21:53:02] <ShockwaveLover> "Much appreciated. Got caught short. If you need a favour, give me a yell."
  460. [2011-12-23 21:53:08] <Santamander> "Good." Santa hands Tam a bundle of socks. "Tell him he's getting coal this year. Stealing from the pantry every day is very naughty."
  461. [2011-12-23 21:53:08] <Sequence> "Yeah, there's one in here." Eva hands it to her.
  462. [2011-12-23 21:53:17] <ShockwaveLover> He turns back to watch the festivities.
  463. [2011-12-23 21:53:27] |<-- Wombat has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
  464. [2011-12-23 21:53:33] <ShockwaveLover> "I assume it's no good asking what 'SLJ' stands for?"
  465. [2011-12-23 21:53:33] <Lurker> Tam chuckles, taking the socks. "Thanks, Padre."
  466. [2011-12-23 21:53:47] <Mr_Wilt> Charon bursts through the rec room.
  467. [2011-12-23 21:53:49] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh, Santa!~"
  468. [2011-12-23 21:54:02] <Erit_Invictus> "oh sh-"
  469. [2011-12-23 21:54:06] <Soulless> Stoat watches, and looks to Charon with a bright smile. So he decided to come after all!
  470. [2011-12-23 21:54:09] <Santamander> Santa sighs and rubs his nose. "This guy again..."
  471. [2011-12-23 21:54:12] <TheRaven> Taggart grins even more.
  472. [2011-12-23 21:54:13] <Soulless> She looks at herself in the mirror. My~
  473. [2011-12-23 21:54:20] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan laughs. He knew this had to be coming.
  474. [2011-12-23 21:54:24] <Soulless> "You're right Eva! I didn't think I could look like this~"
  475. [2011-12-23 21:54:35] <Soulless> She smiles and hugs Eva. Such a kind, loving hug!
  476. [2011-12-23 21:54:42] <Mr_Wilt> He pats him on the back. "Great to see you again, Kringle! Sounds healed from last time?"
  477. [2011-12-23 21:54:45] <Sequence> Eva hugs Stoat. "Oh, man, this is so great!"
  478. [2011-12-23 21:54:54] <Mr_Wilt> -Sounds +wounds
  479. [2011-12-23 21:55:01] <Scantron> Spencer idly wonders what Santa meant by 'some other dancing'. He ponders this for a bit...
  480. [2011-12-23 21:55:11] <Soulless> "Is it? I'd try to apply some makeup to you but I don't have the skills~"
  481. [2011-12-23 21:55:12] <Sequence> "Oh man, oh man, oh man."
  482. [2011-12-23 21:55:23] <Sequence> "Oh! Don't worry, I'll teach you when you give me that lotion!
  483. [2011-12-23 21:55:25] <Santamander> "Rudolph is still going to therapy."
  484. [2011-12-23 21:55:30] <Soulless> "Okay~"
  485. [2011-12-23 21:55:42] <Sequence> Eva blushes. "I, well, I don't really act very girly, I know. But makeup is just so pretty."
  486. [2011-12-23 21:55:44] <Mr_Wilt> "Ah, he'll be fine! It wasn't that bad, was it?"
  487. [2011-12-23 21:55:48] <Lurker> Tam tucks the socks into his coat, then unhooks a gasmask from his belt, and slips it on. He tenses, relaxes, then looks around.
  488. [2011-12-23 21:55:49] <Pryor> "shit man, what did you do to rudolph?"
  489. [2011-12-23 21:56:01] <TheRaven> Taggart is laughing.
  490. [2011-12-23 21:56:03] <Santamander> "You fed him Blitzen."
  491. [2011-12-23 21:56:13] <Mr_Wilt> "By accident!"
  492. [2011-12-23 21:56:22] <ShockwaveLover> 6df+5 spotting the gasmask
  493. [2011-12-23 21:56:23] <Glacon> ShockwaveLover: spotting the gasmask: 5 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, 0, 3+, 4-)
  494. [2011-12-23 21:56:27] <Mr_Wilt> "I only fed him Comet on purpose!"
  495. [2011-12-23 21:56:33] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan misses the gasmask admist the festivities.
  496. [2011-12-23 21:56:36] <Lurker> It's pretty easy to see.
  497. [2011-12-23 21:56:54] <Santamander> Charon roll pdef
  498. [2011-12-23 21:56:55] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan is a master of missing the obvious.
  499. [2011-12-23 21:56:55] <Lurker> Considering Tam is relatively tall, and he's now wearing a black suit and a gasmask.
  500. [2011-12-23 21:56:57] <Soulless> Stoat watches this whole thing with a happy, warm smile.
  501. [2011-12-23 21:57:01] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+10 Oh lordy~
  502. [2011-12-23 21:57:01] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Oh lordy~: 12 (6df+10=3+, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  503. [2011-12-23 21:57:32] <Santamander> 6df+15 Santa heaves a giant boulder of coal out of his sack and throws it onto Charon
  504. [2011-12-23 21:57:34] <Glacon> Santamander: Santa heaves a giant boulder of coal out of his sack and throws it onto Charon: 14 (6df+15=3+, 0, 3+, 4-, 4-, 4-)
  505. [2011-12-23 21:57:47] <Sequence> Eva gasps.
  506. [2011-12-23 21:57:50] |<-- Scantron has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  507. [2011-12-23 21:57:55] <Santamander> "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal."
  508. [2011-12-23 21:57:57] <Mr_Wilt> Charon is crushed under the boulder of coal. He laughs from underneath.
  509. [2011-12-23 21:57:58] <TheRaven> Taggart laughs harder.
  510. [2011-12-23 21:58:05] <Sequence> She starts snickering.
  511. [2011-12-23 21:58:08] <Pryor> "this is great. this is really great"
  512. [2011-12-23 21:58:08] <Pryor> "i mean terrible, absolutely terrible"
  513. [2011-12-23 21:58:08] <Santamander> Santa taps his nose and disappears up the chimney
  514. [2011-12-23 21:58:09] <ShockwaveLover> Duncan's pissing himself.
  515. [2011-12-23 21:58:14] <Mr_Wilt> "Oh Kringle! Bitter as winter!"
  516. [2011-12-23 21:58:18] <Soulless> "Goodbye Santa~"
  517. [2011-12-23 21:58:19] <TheRaven> "Well, I don't think we've got to worry about heating for a while!"
  518. [2011-12-23 21:58:28] <Lurker> Tam stands eerily still, aside from his neck, which cranes to observe the room.
  519. [2011-12-23 21:58:29] <Erit_Invictus> Damian laughts cheerily, sadly Charon is unharmed
  520. [2011-12-23 21:58:35] <Sequence> "Bye, Santa!"
  521. [2011-12-23 21:58:50] <Sequence> "Oh my god, I love this place. I really do."
  522. [2011-12-23 21:58:54] <Fifthman> Cecil laughs along with everyone else. "Bye Santa! See you next year!"
  523. [2011-12-23 21:58:55] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan and SLJ say their goodbyes. Charon lifts up the boulder of coal.
  524. [2011-12-23 21:59:01] <Soulless> Stoat smiles. "I like being here too~"
  525. [2011-12-23 21:59:03] <Mr_Wilt> "Right! Where do I put this?"
  526. [2011-12-23 21:59:10] <Pryor> "i've got such a friggin hard on, this is the dog's bollocks" Joseph is laughing "See you next year, Claus"
  527. [2011-12-23 21:59:12] <Soulless> Charon can notice Stoat looks very pretty with her makeup.
  528. [2011-12-23 21:59:18] <Soulless> /Very/ pretty.
  529. [2011-12-23 21:59:23] <ShockwaveLover> He looks around for Saphir. She's needed for Nolan and Eva's gift.
  530. [2011-12-23 21:59:29] <Sequence> "Is that coal? Oh my god it's a flammable rock!" Eva flies up to examine that stone.
  531. [2011-12-23 21:59:30] <Lurker> Tam's neck cranes to look at SLJ.
  532. [2011-12-23 21:59:32] [INFO] Now logging to <file:///C:/Users/Solly/AppData/Roaming/Mozilla/Firefox/Profiles/lxtnqecq.default/chatzilla/logs/irc.synirc.net/channels/%23farrecon.2011-12-23.log>.
  533. [2011-12-23 21:59:35] <TheRaven> "Toss it down in Engineering somewhere, sure they'll be able to figure it out."
  534. [2011-12-23 21:59:41] <Lurker> Percy has spaced out, still grinning like an idiot at the bracelet.
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