Dajio

Hunting in Tir Murann and I run across a ton of corpses. Naturally, I pick them up. Then this happens.

41) Dajio told You: I will kill you.
42) Dajio told You: Give me my shit.

Oh no, he didn't! At this point I'm not going to return them - why would I?

43) You told Kaie: So Dajio is trying to kill me.
44) Dajio told You: You'r fucking dead.

I go back to Kaie and Miallaria in Cyrene, but I guess Dajio was shadowing me because guards killed him.

45) You told Dajio: Oops.

After he rezzes.

46) Dajio told You: You've got quite a large family as well. 1 after another.
47) Dajio told You: Fuck, you've got quite a few kids. Yummy.
48) You told Kaie: Dajio tells you, "You've got quite a large family as well. 1 after another."
Dajio tells you, "Fuck, you've got quite a few kids. Yummy."
49) Dajio told You: And your wife.
50) Dajio told You: Ahh, Kaie's a dude. Still, that's mine.

Then he dies again to guards.

Notice the lack of replytells on my part. -facepalm- The kid can RAGE over absolutely nothing.