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- Story 1:
- >Be Neganorman.
- >Also known by the extremely racist peers as Nigganorman.
- >It hurts being the only black kid in this school.
- >All the watermelon and grape drank jokes.
- >I don't even like grape flavored drinks.
- >And the worst part?
- >There is no such concept of racism.
- >Just "black people are inferior."
- >Which is hilarious considering I am decently ranked in the school's GPA list, and I'm probably above average when it comes to income.
- >But it doesn't seem to matter, and it's all because of how your first day went.
- >It was a pleasant morning on your first day of a new school.
- >The parents decided to move to a more open area from the city, and you were relatively okay with it.
- >Cities are dangerous places, after all.
- >Upon entering the building that is Equestria High, you were greeted with a lack of attention.
- >Which was preferred.
- >Being in the spotlight never suited you.
- >The halls were crowded with students meeting up after a long summer break apart, and you were making extra effort trying to not disrupt their pleasantries.
- >To your delight, everyone here seemed to be extremely more diverse than your old, mostly black public school.
- >Looking around, you saw people with skin colors that you didn't even think possible!
- >As you open the locker designated as yours, you mutter your joy softly.
- "Sheeeeeit. All dese colors be tripping."
- >Within seconds of uttering that, your locker is slammed shut.
- >The perpetrator is a girl with slightly dimmed white skin, and hair that reminded you of bacon.
- >"What did you just say?"
- >Oh hell.
- >She heard you.
- "Ey, yo. I ain't be sayin' nuthin. Jus' nevah seen so much color like dese peeps. Ya feel me?"
- >The bacon haired beauty looks perplexed, but only for a moment.
- >She then turns to face the crowd and shout.
- >"This nigger thinks we're a bunch of weird colored freaks!
- >You panic slightly at the sudden angry lash of the crowd.
- "Sheeeeit. I ain't be tryin' to say dat! I jus ain't nevah seen yah colors 'fore. I ain't hatin', yo."
- >Despite your pleas for understanding, the many colored faces of the school squint into anger.
- >Shit.
- >Is this how Martin Luther King Jr. felt?
- >You don't want to cause anymore trouble, so you start making your way to class.
- >And the students heckle you every step of the way.
- >"Nigger, quit stealing everything!"
- "Sheeeeit. I ain't nevah stole shit. I work fo it."
- >Reasoning does not seem to work, as another student immediately continues the harassment.
- >"Why don't you use your food stamps to eat instead of selling them for drugs, you porch monkey?"
- >Well shit.
- >It's going to be a long year.
- Story 2: Four Horsemen of the Bukakalypse
- >Day four horsemen in human!Equestria.
- >Be Neganorman.
- >Today has been a relatively peaceful day.
- >Nobody has tried lynching you yet, and the water fountains labelled "White Only" were not being supervised.
- >Considering your lack of water intake due to such a sign being in place, you decide to have a nice, cool drink.
- >As you bend over to drink from the crystal clear stream of life's liquid, a finger taps your shoulder.
- >You turn to face the offender when shock overcomes you.
- >A guy dressed in mixed looking camouflage with a horse mask-
- >Yes, a fucking horse mask.
- >- is staring at you.
- >He has a small green folding shovel in one hand, and...
- >Some kind of horse plushie in the other.
- "Uh yo. Wassup, homie?"
- >Oh shit, your lingo is getting old school.
- >You're getting nervous.
- >The odd man simply points his shovel to the "Whites Only" sign and brings it back to his side.
- "Oh, dat? Jus' a lil' thirsty, ya dig? Ain't be no fountain fo' no niggas like me here."
- >He stands perfectly still before raising his shovel.
- >Leaping back into a flinching defense, you try and reason with him.
- "Ey man, we be cool. We ain't got no bad blood. Ain't no sense in beating the black outta mah ass. Sheeeeeeit."
- >Your diplomacy ends quickly when the masked stranger smashes the shovel into the nozzle of the found, breaking it off.
- >He then turns around and puts the small plushie under himself as though he were riding it.
- >A muffled voice comes forth as a shout.
- >"Now my waifu, we ride to bring justice to the universe! HI HO OCTAVIA, AWAY!"
- >As a child does with a stick horse, he starts "galloping" forward.
- >Before long, he has an inhuman spring to his pace as if a real horse were taking him to his destination.
- >He turns the corner and disappears without a trace.
- >The ending lunch bell rings and the halls flood with kids unaware of the strange rider.
- "Sheeeeeit."
- >"Hey, that nigger is trying to drink from OUR fountain!"
- >Shit.
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