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- Hey, everyone. Newscaster Ned here just shooting people with my new gun that turns gay people straight. Anyway, here's the news.
- ‘It’s a Great Day!’
- National Champion Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh Delivers Speech at March for Life in D.C.
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- On the tail of winning college football’s national championship, Wolverines coach Jim Harbaugh stopped by the 2024 March for Life in Washington, D.C., Friday to deliver a short address to the thousands of marchers.
- Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh Delivers Speech at March for Life in Washington
- Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh Delivers Speech at March for Life in Washington
- 1,204
- House Passes Pelosi-Schumer CR, Averting Shutdown Fears Until March
- 6,408
- Report: GA Judge Schedules Hearing on Allegations of Fani Willis Misconduct
- Report: GA Judge Schedules Hearing on Allegations of Fani Willis Misconduct
- 4,385
- Publisher of 'Sports Illustrated' Lays Off Magazine's Entire Staff
- Publisher of 'Sports Illustrated' Lays Off Magazine's Entire Staff
- 6,891
- Kinzinger:retty Disheartening' Trump Is Showing Momentum
- Kinzinger:retty Disheartening' Trump Is Showing Momentum
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- Pampered Davos Elites Treated to Ballet Dancers, Cellist in the Snow
- Pampered Davos Elites Treated to Ballet Dancers, Cellist in the Snow
- 3,341
- MSNBC's Reid: Moms for Liberty Is Modern Day Daughters of the Confederacy
- MSNBC's Reid: Moms for Liberty Is Modern Day Daughters of the Confederacy
- 401
- Alec Baldwin indicted on involuntary Manslaughter Charge in 'Rust' Shooting
- Alec Baldwin indicted on involuntary Manslaughter Charge in 'Rust' Shooting
- 1,708
- Poll: Most MAGA Voters Say Trump Should Seek Revenge in Second Term
- 1,905
- German Def Minister: Russian Attack on NATO Not Likely
- German Def Minister: Russian Attack on NATO Not Likely
- Columbia: Monkus Holds a Bunch of Elderly Women at Gunpoint and Rapes one of Them.
- Negroes are known for their sexual prowess.
- Alabama: Negro Plays Video Games While His Niglet Drowns in His Bathtub.
- Niggabitch Who Robbed Convenience Sto Gets Prison Time After Hiding from Cops in Drainage Pipe.
- Chicago: 2 Sheboons Rob Retirement Home.
- Spic Arrested for LA Beatings of Homeless People.
- Spic Boxer Victor Ortiz Arrested After Raping Woman.
- New Jersey: Spic "Dentist" Arrested After Putting Braces on Teenage Girl.
- 650 Bangladeshi Sand Niggers Arrested at Texas Border.
- .......... Maybe the weather will make you smile. If not, I'll just do my orange peel thing.
- Today
- Mostly Sunny
- 46°
- /35°
- 0%
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- Sat 20 | Day
- 46°
- NE
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- Mostly sunny. High 46F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 34%
- UV Index
- 4 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:26 am
- Sunset
- 5:56 pm
- Sat 20 | Night
- 35°
- 2%
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- Cloudy. Low around 35F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 48%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 1:33 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 3:05 am
- Sun 21
- PM Showers
- 41°
- /38°
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- ENE 10 mph
- Mon 22
- Thundershowers
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- Wed 24
- Rain
- 69°
- /49°
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- NNW 8 mph
- Thu 25
- Partly Cloudy
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- Fri 26
- Partly Cloudy
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- Sat 27
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- Sun 28
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- Mon 29
- Partly Cloudy
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- Tue 30
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- Wed 31
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- Fri 02
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- Scattered Thunderstorms
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- Current threat: Ghetto Lobsters. 🦞
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- Viper
- Viper (Lee A. Carter), Viper The Rapper, or Rapper Viper, is the definition of actually getting work done at a fast pace, and being on that grind, u kno wat i'm sayine mayne?
- A rapper coming from the chopped and screwed scene in Houston, Texas, Viper has drawn similarities to fellow niggers such as Lil B and Soulja Boy for his unique style of "outsider" music, his low-budget music videos containing cheap prostitutes, and the fact that his discography is so large that nobody is able to keep track of what this dude is releasing, with songs either being changed in pitch, speed, or tempo for it not to be recognized as a duplicate on the services he puts his music out on to in order to gain a bunch of money just in case his company doesn't work out so well.
- Viper has the shittiest artwork known to man that are made for him by other people for little to no cost in just a few seconds, because apparently putting some stock or easy-to-grab font on top of a picture of a whore that's also stock or an explosion with some gray background as a bunch of empty space is too time consuming for the entrepreneur, rapper, pianist, doctor, U.S.A. licensed realtor, Alcor life extension member, and 5-9 Piru member.
- (( This Cat Can't Even Speak Nigger English ))
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- Every day when you're making monkey noises at blacks
- And you tell them to relax
- Sometimes you have to face the facts
- And I say K
- K!
- What a wonderful kind of day
- Where you can make monkey noises at gays
- And beat up on those damn niggers
- You gotta shoot them in the heart
- Shoot them in the feet
- Shoot up all the niggers
- The niggers on the street
- Shoot them in the eyes
- Shoot up the niggers get together and make things better
- By fucking up Trevor
- Make some simple weapons
- That you'll stab in the heart
- Or go kill yourself (Go kill yourself)
- Or that's the place to start
- Start to rage and say K
- K!
- What a wonderful kind of day
- Where you can make monkey noises at gays
- And beat up on those damn niggers
- What a wonderful kind of day
- K!
- What a wonderful kind of day
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- Ely Cathedral is an Anglican cathedral in the city of Ely in Cambridgeshire, England. The cathedral can trace its origin to an abbey founded in Ely in 672 by St Æthelthryth (also called Etheldreda). The earliest parts of the present building date to 1083, and it was granted cathedral status in 1109. Until the Reformation the cathedral was dedicated to St Etheldreda and St Peter, at which point it was refounded as the Cathedral Church of the Holy and Undivided Trinity of Ely. It is the cathedral of the Diocese of Ely and seat of the Bishop of Ely. Ely Cathedral was built in a monumental Romanesque style, with the galilee porch, lady chapel and choir later rebuilt in an exuberant Decorated Gothic. Its central octagonal tower and the West Tower give it a prominent position above the surrounding flat landscape. This photograph shows the cathedral's lady chapel.
- Photograph credit: David Iliff
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go to the animal shelter and get a puppy. Now I have a new sex toy...
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