why updates suck

> Sorry, you need to update your browser to use our site.

*user tries to update browser*

> Sorry, you need to update your operating system to install this update.

*user tries to update operating system*

> Sorry, you need to buy a new phone to use this operating system.

*buys new phone*

> Pay! Pay! Pay! Consoooom, bitch!


See where this is going? It is thinly-veiled planned obsolescence.