"Fellow Family and Friends, and Fellow Kinsfolks and Friends, and May You also Have a Great so-called April Fool's Day. And there are also Many, of Course, Jokes, and Satire, and Parodies. And Maybe for example. And May You also have a Good so-called April Fool's Day (often on approximately about April 1st (the Month of April on approximately about the First of that aforementioned (approximately about 10(Ten) or 11(Eleven) Words previously ago) Month of April). And there are, of Course, Many Very Good Television Shows(T.S.), and Many Very Good Radio Shows(R.S.), and Much Very Good Music. And, of Course, Excellent, and Fine, and Good. And, of Course, Appropriate, and Safe, and Sound. And May You have a Happy Belated Christmas(X-Mas), and May You have Happy Holidays.---Brandon Ryan Katrena(B.R.K.)."