Writing some code, making inline newsletters
Updating data contracts with getters and setters
When I made a mistake that might be my greatest
I shelved my code changes, then chose "get latest"

Now the build is broken, like everything here
And I'm completely blocked, but I won't shed a tear
For I have few items in my work queue
A few pri threes and maybe a pri two

I don't think the first one even repros for me
But I'm not really sure cuz I can't build the tree
I get many errors about missing metadata files
So I force got latest and rebuilt for a while

I tried building our shit outside of the GUI
But it used CSC 2.0 and I screamed PHOOEY!
And Visitor Tracker throws warnings as errors
As a dependency, it's one of the very worst terrors

So i fixed that problem with pragma warn disable
And tried again to build, but I wasn't able
There's always another problem in our build tree
Seems like the running trend in MSIT

Plus my VPN disconnected six times today
And it's only noon on the 7th of May
That means 10 more days until you get back
Until them I'm probably just gonna slack

For a little more bitching, try this on for size
Every time I run wizextract, the connection just dies
I tried connecting to test, and PPE too
The exceptions are many, and the successes are few

I know that you're having a time on your cruise
Eating the food and drinking the booze
So don't check your e-mail 'til your vacation's done
All this horseshit would just ruin your fun

I'm going to log off now, and do other stuff
I'd find someone to help, but I've about had enough
And as for the work to write this quaint rhyme
You're goddamn right I'm billing that time!