The Feast!
 by Serenity Darkmoon Raven

Tom kicked Lisbet hard, shattering her apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor.
"You grandpa-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my banana"
Dont you love me anymore?You used to love feeling my penis on those sweet summer nights in highschool"
Tom smashed his blade hard down on Lisbet cutting her ear off.Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere.You could see dripping veins hanging down and broken bones on the floor.
 Lisbet screamed in agony and then lunged at Tom.
 Lisbet ripped Toms head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor. Leaving a trail of red ozing blood and pieces of brain,  Lisbet reached down and tasted the remains.Placeing it on her lips and licking them. She clearly got a perversive sexual pleasure from this, a lump formed in her trousers and she) swallowed
Tom's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.

Suddenly, Tom woke up.
"Did you have another bad dream, my love?", said Serenity Darkmoon Raven
.You havnt been well have you? When you inserted yourself into me last night you wernt upto your normal standard.
"You know, i think Lisbet is back, i can feel it in my loins".
"Oh no, not again"
 "No..you..must protect me im scared and helpless" she cried
"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat her once and for all!"
 With that, Tom marched off
 into the sunset.(not forgetting to take his huggable comb with them)
 One man on a lone quest...a fight to defeat the ultimate evil!

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Serenity Darkmoon Raven and snarkly . Smart and clever Trina and... and .

I too had heard of  and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him
But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat Lisbet,"  said.
"I agree," said Tom, "but I'm not sure."
"We can use your new friend," said . "Lisbet doesn't know Serenity Darkmoon Raven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
"But Serenity Darkmoon Raven is still very inexperienced," said Tom, "And I worry about her."
"Don't worry," said , "I know Serenity Darkmoon Raven can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Tom stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, he walked away.

I walked after Tom and said: "What's wrong?"
"Nutting" Tom said but I didn't believe him.
"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."
"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Tom and sighed. He then said: "You know my past, right?"
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." Tom said. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
"And I feared,' Tom said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at  like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"
"But I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Tom said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Lisbet if you won't be with me?"
"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.

But then, then Tom leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
 Our heroes arrived at Lisbet. She just stood there.
 Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
 "Mortals?" said
 "What does she mean?"
 "Maha. Fools...behold..."
 With that she ripped her mask off!
and her face!which dripped blood on the floor!
 Her horns sprung up,  she was actually Satan all along!

"Satan!" said Tom
Tom suddenly got on his nee's and bowed.
"My Lord!"
Lisbet was shocked.
"Tom was going on!?!?!" (A/N OMG...what is going on?)
"Satan is my Lord. The one true god that I follow and worship"
(A/N OMG...Tom was a Satanist all along!!!!!)
"I am a Satanist!"
"Yes Tom has always been my faithful servant" said Satan.
"OMG!" said everyone.
"And now I will have to kill everyone as that is my masters wishs"
"Arggg...." said everyone as Tom killed them with a nearby spike bayonet. It made quite a mess, but Satan liked it.
"Thank you" said Satan.
"What now my lord?"
"Now we will rule Eorzea together."

The End.

A/N - OMG...what a dark ending. Bet you didnt see that coming! If I get enough reviews I'll write a sequal about Tom and Satans adventures