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  1. I can no longer speedrun a game in which Trombonerist has been involved in the community. The pain and emotional trauma that I experience is very real, and distancing myself from anything related to him is the only cure.
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  3. Every time I consider playing, I experience jarring headaches and see "Trombonerist is typing..." as I grasp the sides of my head and close my eyes for my only means of relief. Every time I load up the game, I have flashbacks of blocks of text that start on one topic and unravel into obscure and fanatical tangents that no one should ever be exposed to.
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  5. Every reset results in getting one step closer to a stage of dementia that will forever associate with that abhorrent username.
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  7. Every failed attempt of an importat timesave plucks a hair from my eardrum and replaces it with a maniacle romanian laugh, until the reverberations of hundreds of laughs cause me to wish for a quick death.
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  9. No matter who types in this server, I can only see Trombonerist behind that thin viel of text, grinning mischieviously as he prepares for another prolonged session of destructive memes.
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  11. My few successes and many failures will be forever associated with an unnerving, caustic man that wavers between being 100% serious or completely farcical at the blink of an eye.
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