(20:08) Firmer: Want to know what my rl friends think about my habit of getting girls to like me quickly? XD
(20:08) Mystra: suure
(20:08) Firmer: "Damn, Shahraam, you go 0 to 60 faster than a Porsche."
(20:08) Firmer: I lol'd
(20:08) Mystra: lmaooo
(20:08) Firmer: In seven months
(20:09) Firmer: I've had three online girlfriends and one in real life
(20:09) Firmer: Had some form of sex with all four
(20:09) Firmer: And in reality
(20:09) Firmer: Got laid within five hours of meeting the girl
(20:09) Firmer: And already this girl in my area is hitting on me over FaceBook just into a conversation
(20:09) Firmer: My friend blames the Johnny Depp hairstyle
(20:09) Firmer: I blame my way with words XD
(20:10) Firmer: I thinkk my dad has it right though
(20:10) Firmer: He says that women like to see men as pets sometimes
(20:10) Firmer: And I have an innocent puppy dog face
(20:10) Firmer: But we both very well know I'm not innocent :P
(20:11) Mystra: lmao nice
(20:12) Firmer: But Cathy requested the sex, not me XD
(20:12) Firmer: What a girl
(20:12) Firmer: So sad she died though :/
(20:12) Firmer: But in the middle of a freaking park
(20:12) Firmer: While it was light out
(20:12) Firmer: When we're walking
(20:12) Firmer: "Shahraam, can we have sex soon?"
(20:13) Firmer: Me: "Not here!"
(20:14) Mystra: lmao
(20:14) Firmer: The combined ten hours we spent together felt like a lifetime...
(20:15) Firmer: It's that magical love, I guess, that lets me cope now.
(20:15) Firmer: I got extremely lucky. Then extremely unlucky.
(20:15) Firmer: How've you been lately? Still stressed?
(20:16) Mystra: Lmao yeah, and ive been ok, still alil stressed and what not i guess
(20:16) Mystra: but im fine haha
(20:17) Firmer: I've been writing.
(20:17) Firmer: About the experience.