$ cd /middle_east
$ ls
Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE
Algeria Israel Morocco Sudan Yemen
Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria
Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia
Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey
$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin Taliban
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
mujahedin
$ rm mujahedin
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
. .. .terrorists
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .terrorists: Not owner
$ cd ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp/guantanamo
# exit
$ ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden prisoners
$ cd ..
$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name 'laden
find: Missing '
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp/guantanamo
# exit
$ pwd /middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd /opt/UN
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
$ su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
# cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
# mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
. .. saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/Korea/North/wMd
$ wall Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ wmd
wmd: Not found
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
$ ps -A | grep osama
92 ? 22:16:04 osama
$ find / -name laden
/Pakistan/Islamabad/bin/laden
$ su
Password:*******
# cd /Pakistan/Islamabad
# kill -9 osama | mv /bin/laden /dev/null
# exit
$ wall NewsFlash.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on White.House Mon May 2
Gotcha!
$ cd /tmp/guantanamo
$ ls -a
$ . .. bin Taliban
$ cd bin
$ ls -a
$ . .. prisoners
$ cat prisoners|grep -v guilty >> /home/repatriated
$ mv /tmp/guantanamo /opt/jail
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/North_Korea/wMd
/North_Korea/wMd/missiles
/middle_east/Israel/wMd
/middle_east/Israel/wMd/missiles
/middle_east/Israel/wMd/nukes
/middle_east/Iran/wMd
/middle_east/Iran/wMd/yellow_cake
$