You are a US Marine drafted in 1969 to fight in the Vietnam War. You arrive at
 Khe Sanh to see your family for the first time since you were conscripted, and
 find that they have been killed by North Vietnamese forces
> swear to get revenge on north vietnam

You vow to kill every single one of them. Your actions are noticed by other soldiers
 who join you. Soon you are fighting off waves of enemy troops. The only thing
 keeping you from killing them all is the fact that you need to feed yourself
> eat gooks for sustenance

You decide to eat any animals that come near you. You do this until you can no
 longer continue eating them. Eventually you become so weak that you cannot even
 walk anymore. You die shortly after
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

Options:
0) Start a new game
1) "I'm not dead yet!" (If you didn't actually die)
Which do you choose?
Enter the number of your choice: 1
Sorry about that...where were we?

You decide to eat any animals that come near you. You do this until you can no
 longer continue eating them. Eventually you become so weak that you cannot even
 walk anymore. You die shortly after
> come back to life as jesus christ

Your soul returns to your body and you begin to regain strength. You then return
 to your former position in the army, but now you serve the lord of death instead
> nuke north vietnam

The next day you order a nuclear strike on North Vietnam. It works perfectly
 and destroys everything. You feel great again
> celebrate

You rejoice in your victory over the communists. You have finally killed them
 all. You also realize that if you had not been assigned to the front lines,
 you would probably have died during the war.
> raise north vietnamese army as undead and have them destroy the soviet union

After the war, you lead an undead army into the Soviet Union. You successfully
 wipe out the communist forces there. You then send your undead army south to
 attack the United States. You succeed in destroying it completely. You find
 that your new undead army has many advantages over regular ones
> send army of the undead to space to fight aliens

As time passes, you discover that the zombies are becoming weaker and weaker.
 You must find a way to stop this. You try to use your undead army to build a
 spaceship, but they are too weak and soon fall apart
> commit genocide and raise new army of undead to fight spacee aliens

You attempt to rebuild your army and send them to conquer the galaxy. You succeed
 in conquering most of the galaxies, but eventually you run out of food and water.
 You are forced to retreat. You realize that you will never be able to conquer
 the universe, so you turn to the stars
> nuke the universe

You launch a massive nuclear weapon at the entire universe. This causes a chain
 reaction which destroys everything. You survive this event, but you realize
 that you are doomed to live forever. You are resurrected as a zombie and continue
 living your life
> build a space station and hire a clown

You build a space station and hire a clown to entertain the masses. You enjoy
 his company for years to come
> die peacefully at the age of 920