EdgyYeti - 01/01/2018
Story started in Millwood
Bois did a council quest to get rid of a group of goblins
The legendary cheese was found and sold off to the bartender(edited)
Rook got smacked by a head knight
Bartley asked about the blight
January 15, 2018
EdgyYeti - 01/15/2018
Bartley, Perik, Griggle and Chromrobe learnt about the Blight
Rook TKO
Met Archibald the Head Knight and Tohril the Librarian
Now travelling towards Dewmoor
January 27, 2018
EdgyYeti - 01/27/2018
Bois stopped at gateway to dewmoor
Stop at a tavern and meet Kazuki(edited)
Griggle plesures the bartender
Scarecrow and hag attack on the town outskirts
Griggle rapes the Hag twice
Perik reveals true form
Captured 2 Spirits
Commoner Dead
Archibald stunned by the 'prowess' of the team
January 29, 2018
EdgyYeti - 01/29/2018
Now inside of Dewmoor and are in the slums
Perik swindles a merchant
Kazuki asks about anything occult and is directed to “The Devil’s Spit”
February 3, 2018
EdgyYeti - 02/03/2018
Once at The Devil's Spit our heroes were met with the smell of some ganja
They bought a tankard of the hardest drink they had in the tavern being the 'Black Mamba'
They met Fugrim Shade whom was absolutely baked
Perik - 02/03/2018
Perik turned the devils spit into a growhouse
EdgyYeti - 02/03/2018
Fugrim sent the gang on a fetch quest for Cow's skin, a Demon horn and Demon spit.
Tempted by the sign 'Hammer down' the group met the slum blacksmith a 2ft Halfling with a massive sword
Griggle asked for a Dick hammer
Perik asked for Scale Mail
Kazuki being a complete bum asked for a full set of split armor but couldnt afford it
Chromrobe bought the greatsword that the little Halfling cherished and carried on the flame of his handiwork
The group then headed to Arcane Infinity owned by the FABULOUS Kellam Kelxidor
Perik bought an enchantment for his gemstone allowing him to capture people and became a patron for Kellam
Kazuki in complete poverty again begged for an enchantment on his Weeb mask
Thanks to Perik curing Kellam of HIV Kellam did the enchantment of disguise on Kazuki's mask
The team then split into two halves with Chromrobe and Kazuki heading to the supposed cultist bookstore
Griggle and Perik headed towards the Refinery with antics inbetween including Griggle injuring two children and climbing a tree
Griggle and Perik challenged the dwarves of the forge to a flexing match and succeeded(edited)
Their reward was steel
lots
And
Lots
OF STEEL
Chromrobe and Kazuki break into the bookstore after not being let in
The Old lady at the bookstore begs for forgiveness and directs them into an illusionary set of stairs
She attempts to attack them behind with her dagger but Kazuki in a sudden jolt of perception stares right into the old lady's eyes terrifying her as he performs a backflip off the stairs
The two bois and Tohril death stare the woman into feinting but before she points to the answer of the secret underground basement
Griggle and Perik head towards the bookstore
Chromrobe and Kazuki find the cultists mid summoning
Perik and Griggle close behind the demon is summoned with it killing 6 of the cultists
Cool fight ensues with the guys winning and gaining the Demon horn and spit
EdgyYeti - 02/03/2018
Guys meet lance and trap him almost instantaniously
Find some cowskin and get into an argument with the seller
The seller runs with some of Chromrobe's money
The whole group chases the guy and breaks his knees
Chromrobe puts 50 people to sleep and then Perik and Griggle bag them all
They are all presumably dead
February 11, 2018
EdgyYeti - 02/11/2018
I shall dub this arc Living it up in the city
February 17, 2018
EdgyYeti - 02/17/2018
Returning to the Occultist the group learned of the whereabouts of the demon Kazuki is after
Then, after a night's rest the party headed back to Archibald to meet the King. As they entered the castle grounds they saw the towering statue of one of the leaders of the Lightbringers, a halfling with a towering sword(edited)
The King's architect Piers met the group at the castle entrance while they waited for Archibald to let them in where he discussed the development of the castle
EdgyYeti - 02/17/2018
Perik intimidated the man by saying that the rocks were telling him dark secrets of his family bloodline
The Chloros then had a pizza party with the King
The King's youngest son Elliot Vanderbilt challenged the entire party to an arm wrestling match
Everyone beat him but Chromrobe now at beta bitch status(edited)
Recap over
February 21, 2018
EdgyYeti - Last Wednesday at 5:34 PM
The boys went out into the Sunken Woods
Farmer gets crushed into Griggle's bag
They travel deeper into the forest before resting
During the night a Gnome meets with our adventurers
The gnome tells of a attack on his village
Goblins and orcs had filled the town led by a Troll
The adventurers challenged the troll and on the cusp of victory, Perik summons the captured Thunderblight Lance
EdgyYeti - Last Wednesday at 7:40 PM
This shifts the battle drastically
With most of the party weary from the battle (besides Perik) they make strategic retreat
The Gnome with a spur of heroism helps our heroes
They all heal up slowly while Lance knocks the Troll's block off
Perik being the slimy Jew he is, hid behind a rock
The rest Triumphantly go on the offensive
Against all odds the group survived the battle thanks to Perik's magic and Chromrobe's sword
At the end of the battle Lance threatened Chromrobe TELAPATHICALLY saying more would come with his death
Arc is called: Max Jewery, Two for One(edited)