on *:start: {
/server irc.rizon.net }
on *:connect: {
  /ns ghost Gabriel_Borien (password)
  /ns release Gabriel_Borien (password)
  /nick Gabriel_Borien
  /ns identify (password)
  /ns update
}

on *:start: {
/server irc.synirc.net }
on *:connect: {
/join #CDF
}

on *:text:slaps Gabriel_Borien *:#: {
/describe $chan beats the shit out of $nick with a bloody katana
}